Jennifer Lopez has spent the past two years trying to stop a private video that she made with her first husband, Ojani Noa, on their honeymoon but a recent court ruling shut her down and said he has every right to sell the tape. now a full blown bidding war has exploded.
TMZ reports that Red Light District, YouPorn.com, and PornHub.com are all trying to outbid each other because they want to be the first website to get their hands on the tape. Apparently the current bids are around $40,000.
Yes that number may seem very low but that’s because the tape doesn’t actually involve and actual sex in it, it’s basically just shots of J.Lo showing off her ass and having it spanked a couple of times. Kind of boring.
I’m sure it will be only a matter of time before we actually get to find out what exactly is on the tape, I’d love to know why she doesn’t just pay him off herself and then burn the tape.
Just a few weeks ago we told you about Danielle Staub‘s sex tape which was then followed by screen caps of the tape, now we finally have footage of the tape.
This is a woman I wish never made a sex tape, I just don’t think she is hot at all and the insane amount of plastic surgery turns me way off.
As you’d expect the tape is NSFW so you can see it after the jump below.
You may have heard that Octomom Nadya Suleman‘s home is facing foreclosure because she hasn’t being paying her mortgage, well Vivid Entertainment are coming to her rescue, as long as she does a porno.
Octomom currently owes $450,000 in mortgage payments and she needs to raise the money by end of Tuesday business day, if she is willing to lie down and do the nasty on film then Vivid Entertainment are willing to pay her debt off.
Steven Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, wrote a letter to Octomom giving her the deal in which he wrote “we have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women.” He then said they have experience with clients such as Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand.
Octomom has yet to give an answer as to whether she is willing to have sex on camera in order to keep herself and her 14 children with a roof over their heads. The idea of seeing her getting all hot and bothered on screen turns my stomach. How far would you go to keep your home?
source: Octomom Avoids Foreclosure if the Porn Is Right [TMZ]
Time Warner Cable has apologized to the people of North Carolina after previews from the Playboy Channel were accidentally shown on a children channel.
Children and parents who are usually tuning in to get some cartoons in the morning got a surprise when a bunch of Playboy women popped up on screen for about two hours on the Kids on Demand and Kids Pre-School on Demand channels on Tuesday morning.
Time Warner issued an apology saying that this happened after an equipment glitch took place between 6:14 a.m. and 8:15 a.m., most towns just got a black screen but a few of them got the Playboy images showing up on screen.
They said “we’re very, very sorry it happened – we know parents are concerned, It took about an hour or so once we were notified of the problem to actually get it fixed. It was a technical glitch and unfortunately it hit at the worst possible time on the worst possible channels.”
Apparently TWC usually have procedures that would pick up any errors like this but because it only affected a few towns they were only made aware about this error because parents called in to complain.
I wish that when my TV company had glitches they were involved showing some free Playboy previews, usually I just end up losing all service and have to wait for about an hour on hold before I get told that they are “working on it”.
source: Playboy accidentally played out on children’s TV [BBC]
Warning : once you see these photos you’re eyes will never forgive you. My eyes are about to cry after I tortured them with these photos. I don’t know if I’m the only one who watches Chelsea Handler‘s show, Chelsea Lately, on E! But if you watch it too then I’m sure you are familiar with her little nugget Chuy.
Doing my daily browsing I came across Chuy’s past which involves a little, pun not intended, porno titled Fuckin’ Dwarfs which as you can imagine is about little people having sex.
I gave you the warning about your eyes hating you, so take the jump below at your own risk to see Chuy‘s porn past.
Hustler sure are scraping at the bottom of the barrel for their porn parodies now aren’t they? Sure the Lindsay Lohan and Saved By The Bell ones were funny but now we have “This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX.”
The movie, directed by S. Wayne, follows the PAPS team (Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society) in searching for answers to the unexplained, undead and the undersexed.
Part of the press release for the DVD says that Victoria White does anal sex for the first time, to which Drew Rosenfeld (Creative Director at Hustler Video) says..
“You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene, She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!â€
The movie also stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.
I don’t even know what to say but laugh, the trailer is completely safe for work and you can see it below!
source: This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX Trailer [Horrory Yearbook]
The porno is called This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX and stars “Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.”
I wonder why they didn’t just use Dustin Diamond to play Screech, he is looking for work and as we all know he has no problems in filming his sex life.
This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is brought to you by Hustler, the same company who made that Lindsay Lohan porn.
Will you be watching this? I for one won’t be, not one of these people are remotely attractive.
Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been in the toilet for quite some time, so it was only a matter of time before her life would end up in porn one way or another.
Which leads us to The Untrue Hollywood Stories – Lindsay Lohan a comedy parody from Hustler, while the porno doesn’t star Lindsay it is all about her life and even includes a less butch Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton who talks about cold boobs.
Of course none of the people are real and are hired actors but it is pretty hilarious because they even feature Lindsay’s mother Dina Lohan who “if she’s not off plotting against her daughter, she’s wreaking a little havoc of her own on the world.
The trailer is below and is safe for work, if you would like to stream the Lindsay Lohan porno it is streaming on the official website (nsfw), or you can buy it on July 28th.
Sarah Palin is officially a legend — Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled “Nailin’ Paylin.â€
The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. — The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.â€
There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
I think they should have snagged Tina Fey for the role — not only does Tina resemble Sarah more, but she also has a banging body.
So what did Sarah Palin think of Fey’s impression of her?
