Amy Fisher is taking her shot at hardcore fame, both producing and staring in four (4) porn films
The infamous “Long Island Lolita” inked the deal with Dreamzone Entertainment with the first film tentatively titled, The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.
Fisher made a name for herself in 1992 when she had an affair with Joey Buttafuoco while she was underage, and then shot his wife Mary Jo.
The 35-year-old mother may have gotten a taste for porn in 2007 when a sex tape with Fisher and her husband sold 200,000 copies.
Sarah Palin was doing a meet-and-greet at the American Amusement Machine Association’s International Bowl Expo 2010 last week (Ha) and, well, it appears one guy she met was a fan of more than just her fiscal policies.
“While we’re not experts, we’re pretty sure the guy in blue’s American flag is flying at a bit more than half mast, if you know what we’re saying. No? He has a giant hard-on.”
And I think she noticed.
source: One male Sarah Palin fan simply cannot hide his excitement at meeting her [immoral minority]
Miley Cyrus, who has sold 15 million albums, releases her new album, Can’t Be Tamed, in June and along with that will unveil her new image — an image that involves a more “raunchy” appearance.
A source said:
“It’s Miley Cyrus II for the new album. She’s been the clean teen queen too long.
The new look and attitude will shock a lot of people but it’s something Miley wants to do.”
Huh?
Nothing about Miley Cyrus has ever screamed clean teen queen.
In fact, we’ve seen this coming for a long time now.
Children watching the Disney Channel in Chile were offered a startling adults-only peek of Playboy programming this week because of a technical error, media reported Thursday. And the glimpse they caught went a long way beyond Playboy’s bunny logo romping around on a channel normally reserved for Mickey Mouse and friends.
“My eldest daughter told me one of her friends said to put on channel 21 (Disney), and instead of the usual program there was the Playboy channel. Luckily my smallest one, 10 years old, was sleeping at the time,” one Chilean mother, Jacqueline Orchad, told the daily El Mercurio. Another mother said:
“My daughter showed me the TV and said ‘look, mommy’ — and I almost fell off my chair.”
The cable company responsible, VTR, said the mix-up occurred only in the northern city of Antofagasta, and only for a few minutes late Tuesday. It said the channel switch happened inadvertently while technicians were updating the system. A member of Chile’s National Television Council, Hernan Chadwick, raged: “This is unacceptable. This is a grave mistake.”
He demanded that VTR make up for the error by “giving an explanation to parents.”
It is not the first time Playboy has turned up uninvited on children-only channels.Last month, Time Warner Cable in the United States had to apologize after it put out restricted porn on children’s television for two hours in the state of North Carolina.
It’s sick how all these hackers are feeding the porn to children… cause they’ve got all this money to spend on it.
source: Playboy porn breaks into Disney channel [yahoo news]
The popular HBO show True Blood is getting a makeover… porno style.
Check out the video for Tru: A XXX Parody below. It almost looks like a real trailer for a True Blood episode, except for the one dude’s weird blonde wig. WTF is up with that thing?
Tru: A XXX Parody:
The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps — where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you’ll have to see to believe!
You may have heard that Octomom Nadya Suleman‘s home is facing foreclosure because she hasn’t being paying her mortgage, well Vivid Entertainment are coming to her rescue, as long as she does a porno.
Octomom currently owes $450,000 in mortgage payments and she needs to raise the money by end of Tuesday business day, if she is willing to lie down and do the nasty on film then Vivid Entertainment are willing to pay her debt off.
Steven Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, wrote a letter to Octomom giving her the deal in which he wrote “we have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women.” He then said they have experience with clients such as Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand.
Octomom has yet to give an answer as to whether she is willing to have sex on camera in order to keep herself and her 14 children with a roof over their heads. The idea of seeing her getting all hot and bothered on screen turns my stomach. How far would you go to keep your home?
source: Octomom Avoids Foreclosure if the Porn Is Right [TMZ]
He’s apologized for his affairs and made up with his wife, but Tiger Woods can’t stop getting hit by opportunistic people.
The latest scheme is a company called Pipedream Products that has released a full line of adult-themed items in an effort to capitalize on the cheating golfer’s infidelity.
Among the items for sale are blow-up Tiger Woods sex dolls, giant condoms, and other golf-and-Tiger-related sex toys. Oh joy!
[Click thumbnails for a larger view]
Of course, Woods’ legal team has already issued a letter to Pipedream Products ordering them to recall all items and destroy or dispose of them “in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods.â€
Allie’s note: I’m filing this under Celebrity Fashion, and it’s giving me all sorts of LOL’s!
Time Warner Cable has apologized to the people of North Carolina after previews from the Playboy Channel were accidentally shown on a children channel.
Children and parents who are usually tuning in to get some cartoons in the morning got a surprise when a bunch of Playboy women popped up on screen for about two hours on the Kids on Demand and Kids Pre-School on Demand channels on Tuesday morning.
Time Warner issued an apology saying that this happened after an equipment glitch took place between 6:14 a.m. and 8:15 a.m., most towns just got a black screen but a few of them got the Playboy images showing up on screen.
They said “we’re very, very sorry it happened – we know parents are concerned, It took about an hour or so once we were notified of the problem to actually get it fixed. It was a technical glitch and unfortunately it hit at the worst possible time on the worst possible channels.”
Apparently TWC usually have procedures that would pick up any errors like this but because it only affected a few towns they were only made aware about this error because parents called in to complain.
I wish that when my TV company had glitches they were involved showing some free Playboy previews, usually I just end up losing all service and have to wait for about an hour on hold before I get told that they are “working on it”.
source: Playboy accidentally played out on children’s TV [BBC]
Warning : once you see these photos you’re eyes will never forgive you. My eyes are about to cry after I tortured them with these photos. I don’t know if I’m the only one who watches Chelsea Handler‘s show, Chelsea Lately, on E! But if you watch it too then I’m sure you are familiar with her little nugget Chuy.
Doing my daily browsing I came across Chuy’s past which involves a little, pun not intended, porno titled Fuckin’ Dwarfs which as you can imagine is about little people having sex.
I gave you the warning about your eyes hating you, so take the jump below at your own risk to see Chuy‘s porn past.
The porno is called This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX and stars “Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.”
I wonder why they didn’t just use Dustin Diamond to play Screech, he is looking for work and as we all know he has no problems in filming his sex life.
This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is brought to you by Hustler, the same company who made that Lindsay Lohan porn.
Will you be watching this? I for one won’t be, not one of these people are remotely attractive.
Police in Oregon say they’ve found graphic child pornography at the home of the half brother to the late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
The search at the Ashland home of 62-year-old James Auchincloss occurred in October, according to the Ashland Daily Tidings, which first reported the story. No charges have been filed.
Calls by The Associated Press to Auchincloss were not returned.
The newspaper said Auchincloss, who has lived in Ashland since 1995 and serves on the board of Oregon Stage Works, declined to comment on what police found at his home, saying that it was “a matter for the courts.”
In an affidavit for a search warrant dated Oct. 17, 2008, Ashland police Detective Arthur LeCours said he found photographs in booklets and on carousel slides of naked 7- to 16-year-old boys in sexual poses at Auchincloss’ home.
The affidavit, shared by the Ashland Daily Tidings with the AP, also said police had probable cause to believe that Auchincloss was encouraging child sexual abuse.
Police told the newspaper the case has not been given a high priority because they believe there is no immediate threat.
Contacted by the AP, a police spokeswoman declined to provide any details but confirmed an investigation was “in progress.”
Marilyn Chambers, star of such golden age classics as Behind the Green Door and Insatiable, was found dead Sunday in the mobile home where she had been living for the past several months.
Chambers, who said she began performing under her real name because she was unashamed of what she did, was nonetheless born Marilyn Ann Briggs, and she made 16 movies during the period 1972 to 1986, mostly for the Mitchell Brothers and Caballero Home Video. It was at Caballero that she created the series Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies.
During this period, she was married to her manager, Chuck Traynor, and though they were divorced in 1985, when Chambers made her comeback film for VCA Pictures, Still Insatiable, in 1998, she requested that Traynor be present for the filming to lend her moral support.
The comeback, however, was short-lived, generating just nine movies, some of which were non-sex roles. Chambers tried her hand at producing as well, creating what was hoped to be a continuing series, Nantucket Housewives, for her own company, Damaged Productions.
Viewers in Tucson, Ariz., got an eyeful — of male porn — when they expected to be watching the Super Bowl on Sunday.
Station airs porn instead of Super Bowl
KVOA confirmed that about 10 seconds of pornographic video was fed to customers instead of the Super Bowl just after the Cardinals took a 23-20 lead in the fourth quarter. The incident appeared to have been isolated to Comcast customers.
“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”
KVOA said there was no pornography in the game’s feed when the station dispensed the signal to cable providers.
Comcast said it was investigating “investigating why there was an interruption in the feed of the Super Bowl.”
Denise Richards says she doesn’t know what she’s going to do, short of performing in porno flicks, if her show gets the axe. Her wonderful hit show, It’s Complicated, was rumored to be biting the dust earlier this year, and we were all disappointed to find out that it’s still on the air.
Thanks a lot Ryan Seacrest!
Apparently, a friend of the “actress” says that Denise is worried about life after It’s Complicated should the show go the way of failing economy. Her pal said, “She’s willing to do just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn.”
Seriously, she should probably consider porn or Playboy, because I don’t know anyone who watches her show at all. Or maybe they do, and they just don’t admit to it?
