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Britney Spears Imitates Herself - Photo

Britney Spears Imitates Herself - City Rag

Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine - The Bastardly

Katherine Heigl’s Body is Alright… For a 45-Yr.-Old - Flisted

Billy Bob Thornton: “It’s a High School Phase” - Hot Momma Gossip

Denise Richards Fancies Herself a “Sex Symbol” - Celeb News Wire

Jessica Stam is a Hot Model - Ninja Dude

Paul Burrell Denies Sex with Princess Diana - Bumpshack

Whoopi Can Fly - Bricks and Stones

Kid Rock Hospitalized - Hollywire

If Marilyn Monroe Was Alive Today - Photo

If Marilyn Monroe Were Alive Today - Popbytes

Brooke Shields is Still Hot - Celebrity Smack

Angie the Vampire Slayer - Holy Moly

David Letterman Whips Spencer Pratt - Pop On The Pop

David Beckham is a Good Sport - Pink is the New Blog

Salma Hayek’s Little Girl is Adorable - Celeb Warship

Where’s Ben Affleck - Defamer

Brooklyn Decker - Hottest Girl in the World - Popoholic

Heidi and Spencer Continue Shameless Promotion - Just Jared

Long Lost Twins - Candy Kirby

Paris Hilton’s Parents Lick Each Other in Public - Celebslam

Kanye West Screws Bonnaroo - Allie is Wired

 

Prince William Takes His First Solo Flight

Prince William has taken his first solo flight Wednesday – only eight-and-a-half hours into his training to be a pilot.

Not just anyone can do that… you have to be royalty.

quote1.jpgThe prince, 25, described the moment above the skies of Lincolnshire, England, as “an amazing feeling, I couldn’t believe it”.

In fact, he “is still grinning about it today,” his tutor, Squadron Leader Roger Bousfield, said Thursday.

William’s tutor kept him in the dark about the planned solo flight, stepping out of the plane just before takeoff. That left the prince alone to taxi onto the runway at the Cranwell base.

“I was sitting there saying, ‘Oh my, this is a bit odd. There’s no one in here,’” he recalled. “Once I’d taken off, it was fine, you just remember your checks and do all the things you have to do.”

Still, the prince admitted it was often nerve-wracking: “I was watching the runway getting closer and closer and thinking, ‘Please don’t mess this up’.”

Clearly, he didn’t. The head of the flying training school at the base, Group Capt. Andy Naismith, said William’s achievement ranks him up there with the best beginners. “He is definitely at the front end of the scale, most do [their first solo flights] after between nine and 11 hours [of training].”

And don’t think Naismith is simply kissing up to the future King. “It would be very easy for that [praise] to sound sycophantic,” he said, “but [William] has learned very quickly. And that, allied with hard work and natural feeling and ability, has meant that he has been able to do this.”

source: Prince William’s First Solo Flight: ‘Amazing!’ [people]

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Heather Mills: Her Life Sucks, the Poor Dear

Heather Mills went on GMTV this morning and cried about how awful her life is, that she’s basically suicidal. Heather is currently involved in a messy divorce from Paul McCartney.

Heather Mills:  Her Life Sucks, the Poor Dear - PIC

Among her complaints:

• ”I considered committing suicide’
• 18 months of media abuse, 4,400 abusive articles (4,401 counting this one)
• ‘I’m hounded just like Princess Diana and Kate McCann’
• ‘Divorce battle with Paul has left me $3 Million in debt’
• ‘Underground movement made death threats’
• ‘My daughter’s life is at risk’

She went on and on about how the media is portraying her as a whore and gold digger and making her go crazy. Heather said all the dollar figures have basically been made up and how do we even know she’s asking for anything?

Heather Mills:  Her Life Sucks, the Poor Dear - PIC - 2

Reports the Daily Mail,

quote4.jpgHeather Mills raged at the media today as she claimed she is being hounded like Princess Diana and Kate McCann.

In an extraordinary TV interview, she said she had been driven to the brink of suicide following the break-up of her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney.

The 39-year-old former model wept when she said she had been “pushed to the edge” by intrusive paparazzi and media coverage portraying her as a “whore and a gold-digger”.

Ms Mills added: “I have a box of evidence that’s going to a certain person should anything happen to me, so if you top me off it’s still going to that person, and the truth will come out.”

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What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “Heather stay inside and please smoke a bowl. You need to calm the hell down!”

source: ‘Suicidal’ Heather Mills: I’m hated like Kate McCann [daily mail]

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Top 25 Celebrity Quotes of All Time

Top 25 Celebrity Quotes of All Time - PIC

  • #25 - “You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to.”

    Jack Nicholson in the April 1994 issue of Vanity Fair.

  • #24 - “These people are not parenting. They are buying things for their kids — $500 sneakers for what? And won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.”

    Bill Cosby, addressing a Washington, D.C., crowd in 2004.

  • #23 - “The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married.”

    Britney Spears in a 2002 interview with Britain’s Daily Star.

  • #22 - “I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”

    Mariah Carey on MTV’s TRL in 2001, before entering rehab for exhaustion.

  • #21 - The jury “was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

    Zsa Zsa Gabor to People in October 1989, after a jury found her guilty of slapping a Beverly Hills cop.

  • #20 - “That’s hot.”

    Paris Hilton’s trademark, dating back at least to the first season of The Simple Life in 2003. She eventually had the expression copyrighted.

  • #19 - “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?”

    Mel Gibson, to female deputy last summer after being pulled over for speeding and drunken driving.

  • #18 - “And if they want to hear that I’m dead, sorry, folks. I’m not. And I don’t plan on it.”

    Elizabeth Taylor on Larry King Live, May 30, 2006.

  • #17 - “I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime of the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable.”

    Justin Timberlake, in a statement after the 2004 Super Bowl spectacle with Janet Jackson.

  • #16 - “I’m in shock. And I’m so in love with my brother right now.”

    Angelina Jolie, thanking brother James Haven while accepting the supporting actress Oscar for 1999’s Girl, Interrupted.

  • #15 - “For an actor, there is no greater loss than the loss of his audience. I can part the Red Sea, but I can’t part with you, which is why I won’t exclude you from this stage in my life.”

    Charlton Heston on Aug. 9, 2002, revealing he has Alzheimer’s.

  • #14 - “Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. … You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do. … Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even — you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.”

    Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today, June 24, 2005.

  • #13 - “I’m too much of an erratic moody baby! I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.”

    Kurt Cobain’s suicide note from April 5, 1994.

  • #12 - “Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.”

    George Burns, at his 90th birthday tribute, George Burns 90th Birthday Special, taped Jan. 11, 1986.

  • #11 “Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is whack.”

    Whitney Houston in 2002 on ABC’s Primetime.

Seriously, “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” for the win!!


Top 10 Celebrity Quotes After the Jump!

 

Paris Hilton Says She’s an Icon

Paris Hilton Says She’s an Icon - PIC

Delusional Paris Hilton told British newspaper, The Sunday Times:

“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now,… I’m that icon.”

Wow! Can she be any more full of herself?

She needs to realize, it’s more like a really bad automobile accident. You slow down your car, stare… then crank your head around to look for bodies.

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John Stamos Melts Down in Australia

John Stamos ERWhile promoting ER in Australia, John Stamos lost his cool and got sent home. While appearing on Kerri-Ann Kennerley’s morning show, Stamos fell off his rocker.

“The 38-year-old reacted violently to Confidential’s claims he was bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring during an interview with TV writer Stephen Downie. The former Full House heartthrob went on the attack when Kennerley asked about his tired and emotional condition, which network publicists had earlier tried to pass off as ‘jet lag.’”

Apparently he started insulting Kerri-Ann’s outfit and “gyrating around with one of the show’s studio props thrust in front of his penis.”

Reflecting on the triade, he likened himself to Elvis and Princess Diana, among others, saying “who else has died? My career after coming to Australia.”

Well played, John, well played. It was hard enough getting past Uncle Jessie in starting phase 2 of your career, and now you go and do this? It’s as if you like the challenge.

Here’s the link to the YouTube video

Source: Dotspotter; Image: Pop Entertainment

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Paris Hilton Autopsy Photos

This may be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in awhile: Paris Hilton Autopsy, a Daniel Edwards creation for Capla Kesting Fine Art.

Paris Hilton Autopsy Photo 1 Clay model of the Paris Hilton Autopsy by Daniel Edwards in pre-autopsy form with

quote-picParis Hilton’s naked “corpse” could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery
director, David Kesting.

Paris Hilton, arrested for a DUI last year, previously released a marginally effective PSA concerning drunk driving. This latest PSA includes a website by Capla Kesting, which offers high school educators an icebreaker for discussing drunk driving’s consequences. Students are encouraged to take the virtual field trip at http://www.ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to view the making of the “Paris Hilton Autopsy” and compete for prizes by writing Paris Hilton’s obituary.

The tableau, created by Daniel Edwards, reminds potential prom queens no one is impervious to the pitfalls of drinking. Recalling Miss USA’s recent battle to keep her crown through alcohol rehab and Princess Diana’s untimely death due to drunk driving, a skewed hotel heiress’s tiara adorns the lifeless Paris Hilton head.

The PSA also observes the teen pregnancy crisis associated with alcohol impaired judgment. The “Hilton Autopsy” tragically reveals drunk driving’s heartbreaking collateral damage.

Kesting, advocating teenagers to experience the Hilton display “hands-on,” said, “Paris’ internals, which include her small intestines, and other elements, are removable to assist teens with an empathetic view of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner’s perspective.” UK’s Daily Star recently reported Paris Hilton, whose last chilling portrayal came from 2005’s “House of Wax” in a well publicized death scene, had commissioned Daniel Edwards for a sculpture of her to be placed on Los Angeles’ Sunset Strip.

What the hell?!

Paris Hilton Autopsy Photo 2 Clay model of the Paris Hilton Autopsy by Daniel Edwards in pre-autopsy form with

Paris Hilton Autopsy Photo 3

via In Case You Didn’t Know via WeSmirch

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Prince William to Get Married!

Prince William and Kate Middleton will get married, Members of Parliament have been told.

Prince William & Kate Middleton to Wed - PIC

quote-picA House of Commons select committee has heard that William, 24, had spoken openly about his plans.

Respected royal photographer Arthur Edwards - who has been honoured with the MBE by the Queen - told the MPs: “She’s in love with Prince William. I’m sure one day they’ll get married.

I have talked to him about that and he’s made it clear… he wants to get married.”

Clarence House today refused to comment on his plans to marry, saying: “Prince William has no plans to get engaged.”

The couple met at St Andrews University in September 2001 when they both studied History of Art.

At the time Miss Middleton was dating another student, Rupert Finch, but was sharing a student house with the prince.

They began dating, in secret, around Christmas 2003. Their relationship first became public when they were photographed together on a ski holiday with Prince Charles in 2004.

Since graduating the couple have holidayed together regularly and spend weekends together at her Chelsea apartment.

Discussing the alleged hounding of Miss Middleton by paparazzi on her 25th birthday in January, Edwards told the Commons culture, media and sport committee: “I felt very sorry for that girl. I just didn’t want anything to do with that.”

Edwards also stressed that a scrum of photographers outside her London home in the days before her birthday reminded him of the “feeding frenzy” over Diana.

“When I saw the pictures the next day I was horrified. It does remind me of what happened to Princess Diana and I do hope we don’t make that same mistake again here,” he said.

The Commons committee was examining self-regulation of the press and called on Edwards to give evidence.

His comments emerged during questioning by MPs about the intrusion suffered by the Prince’s girlfriend and the impact it could have on a future privacy law.

News International chairman Les Hinton was also giving evidence to MPs and said that the media scrum outside her home in January this year was fuelled by speculation that they were about to get engaged.

Mr Hinton also stressed there was a feeling that “something is going to go wrong here” when it emerged how many photographers were trying to take shots.

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South Park Mocks Steve Irwin

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have managed to make the news again, this time by making fun of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin on South Park.

The creators of South Park have never been afraid to upset celebrities - and many of the show’s viewers. From jokes about religion and homosexuality to four-letter tirades, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have always mixed shock tactics with satire in the hit cartoon series. But they were accused of hitting a new low last night after lampooning the demise of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin just weeks after his death.

The latest episode shows an animated Irwin in Hell with a stingray poking out of his bleeding chest. Irwin, 44, died in September after he was impaled by a stingray’s barb, while snorkelling near the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

South Park Steve Irwin in Hell Cartoon The South Park episode called Hell On Earth 2006, which was broadcast in the US this week, shows Satan preparing to host a Hallowe’en fancy dress party. Hundreds of dead celebrities are invited, including rapper Notorious B.I.G., Princess Diana and Hitler.

But at the party Satan receives complaints from his guests that someone is inappropriately dressed up as Irwin. Satan confronts Irwin but the Aussie environmentalist protests it is really him, not a guest in a costume. While characters have been killed off in the series before – spawning the show’s catchphrase “Oh my god, they killed Kenny!” – campaigners are particularly incensed about the stingray still being attached to Irwin’s bloodstained trademark khaki shirt.

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British broadcasting watchdog Mediawatch condemned the episode as “grossly insensitive.” Its director, John Beyer, said: “I think this is in bad taste. Steve Irwin’s family are still grieving.” “To lampoon somebody’s death like that is unacceptable and so soon after the event is grossly insensitive. It is not what the family would want to see.”

I haven’t yet seen the episode but agree that mocking Irwin so soon after his death is rather tacky. Still, Irwin was a celebrity and that’s the path he chose. His death was big news, he was mourned in a giant state funeral, and he’s been mocked publicly.

Indeed, Norm McDonald made fun of the circumstances of Irwin’s death weeks ago on the Jon Stewart Show:

Take a look at some of the related posts below for more controversial topics on South Park.

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Julie Andrews to Receive Top SAG Award

One of my favorite movies of all time, was Julie Andrews in “Victor/Victoria“. Actually lame in concept… the movie was just wonderful. Maybe it was just Julie and her ability to play comedy so well, or maybe it was just listening to her perform. I do love a good musical.

Julie Andrews-SAG Award

Julie Andrews, the legendary actress and singer who is perhaps best known as the beloved star of 1965’s The Sound of Music, will be honored with a Life Achievement Award at the 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards ceremony in January, it was announced Monday.

“Julie Andrews is a woman of great generosity, creativity, courage, elegance and wit,” SAG President Alan Rosenberg said in a statement. “She embodies and transcends the memorable roles she has created. Julie has been a positive presence in my life and continues to inspire multiple generations. I believe it is exceptionally significant to be recognized by people who do the same work you do.”

Andrews, who was born and raised in England, won an Academy Award in her movie debut as the magical, flying governess in 1964’s Mary Poppins. She got another Oscar nod for 1983’s Victor/Victoriaa.

Younger film audiences may know Andrews best as the voice of Queen Lillian in Shrek 2, a role she is reprising for Shrek 3, due out next summer. She also starred opposite Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries.

In addition to acting and singing, Andrews is an author and has served as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Development Fund for Women for 15 years.

She and her husband, filmmaker Blake Edwards, have been married for nearly 37 years.

The 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards is scheduled for Sunday, Jan. 28, 2007. source

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Princess Di Wanted to be U.S. First Lady

Princess Diana had a secret plan to marry an American billionairre and become First Lady, claims the author of a gossip book.

In his new blockbuster book, “The Way We Were,” Paul Burrell says that Princess Diana had ambitions to become the first lady of the United States.

“She knew a billionaire in America, and she suggested to him that if they were together. … His yearning to run in politics could lead to the White House, that one day she could be the first lady and she’d visit Britain on a state visit,” Diana’s former butler and confidant said to “Good Morning America’s” Kate Snow in an exclusive interview.

Burrell said that in the mid-1990s Diana had dreamed of following in the footsteps of stylish first ladies.

“She’s been a huge fan of Jackie Onassis for years, and a huge admirer, too, of Nancy Reagan and Hillary Clinton. But Jackie Onassis had the edge. And she fantasized about redecorating the White House,” Burrell said.

“It wasn’t a fantasy. It could have been a reality. It really could. They would have been a golden couple.”

I can’t think of any billionaires, aside from maybe Bill Gates, who could even conceivably get elected president. Still, the idea amuses me. That a woman with nothing more than above average looks and charm could have sequentially been next in line to being Queen of England and then the First Lady of the United States would have been interesting, indeed.

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Angelina Jolie’s Lesbian Lover Admits Madonna Affair

Jenny Shimizu, a rather unattractive model who recently claimed to have have had a longstanding lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie now comes clean about her lesbian affair with Madonna.

Angelina Jolie’s lesbian lover has revealed she was sleeping with Madonna at the same time as she was bedding the sexy actress. Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu enjoyed an on-off relationship with Jolie for several years – but has kept her ‘booty call’ relationship with pop superstar Madonna a secret…. until now.

Shimizu says she was picked out after Madonna spotted her on a casting video, and soon became the girl the singer called when she needed some lesbian loving. She tells the News Of The World, “It’s most guys’ ultimate fantasy to bed Angelina or Madonna. But I’m a girl and I was sleeping with both of them – at the same time. “They were both sensational lovers who got incredibly turned on by the touch of another woman. “Madonna wanted someone she could trust to call when she wanted pleasuring right there and then. I was her secret ‘booty call’ available any time of the day or night for secret sex sessions. “Far from the domineering, sex-crazed woman many think she is, I found her a very gentle lover. It wasn’t about whips and chains.”

Shimizu - who’s obviously got around a bit - has also revealed she has enjoined passionate kisses with supermodel Naomi Campbell, as well as enjoying on ongoing relationship with Rebecca Loos – famed for her own affair with England soccer captain David Beckham.

With further coaxing, I’m sure her relationships with Princess Di, Paris Hilton, and Anna Kournikova will be revealed in time. And any insinuation that this woman is a lying bitch out to become famous is completely unsubstantiated.

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