It took longer than expected, but here’s one of the first “MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE” vidoes. I’m sure there will be many more, just like Elvis Presley.
KTLA posted this clip of “Michael Jackson” getting out of an L.A. Coroner’s van. The person who uploaded the video to LiveLeak wrote this:
“This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.”
I don’t believe it — but it does look like Michael Jackson jumping out of that van.
Tom Hanks came to a bride’s rescue, when filming of his new movie delayed her arrival for the wedding services.
A girl’s wedding day is arguably the most nerve-wracking of her life, and she certainly goes to sleep the night before hoping everything will run smoothly. Of all the things that could throw a spanner in the works, however, a Hollywood movie star blocking the way to the church with his latest production is not usually top of her list of worries.
That’s exactly what happened to one Rome bride-to-be this week, however, when the path to the church was blocked by Tom Hanks and the crew of Angels And Demons, who were busy lensing scenes from the latest adaptation of the The Da Vinci Code author’s work outside the Pantheon.
The cameras stopped rolling momentarily, though, allowing Tom to help the young lady and her father on their way. The movie heavyweight chivalrously offered the bride his arm and even helped keep her long veil from trailing on the ground.
His good deed done, Tom got back to work on set with Israeli actress Ayelet Zurer – last seen opposite Dennis Quaid in Vantage Point. In the new flick the raven-haired beauty’s character Vittoria joins forces with Tom’s brooding symbologist Robert Langdon on a mission to unlock the secret world of the deadly ancient brotherhood known as the Illuminati, before they can kill again
All hope is not lost — Tom Hanks is living proof of that.
source: Tom comes to bride’s rescue after mystery filming delays wedding [hello magazine]
Feds probing the alleged sale of cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett’s medical records to The National Enquirer could find a long mole tunnel between the hospitals and the tabloids.
Former UCLA Medical Center staffer Lawanda Jackson was indicted on April 9 after allegedly leaking private info about Fawcett, Maria Shriver and 60 other patients. Now vets at the ‘bloids are wondering how long it will be before other health professionals and reporters are drawn into the investigation.
Staffers at L.A. hospitals favored by celebs have been on the payroll of the supermarket weeklies for years, based on transcripts we’ve obtained of taped conversations among dirt-diggers at Globe magazine.
The recordings, made by former Globe managing editor Jim Mitteager, capture him talking with his reporters and sources about stars who allegedly have undergone cosmetic surgery and abortions, as well as been treated for mental illness, bulimia and AIDS.
Among the celebs mentioned in the conversations are Tom Cruise, Jessica Lange, Liz Taylor, Billy Crystal, Kelsey Grammer, Magic Johnson, Roseanne Barr, Al Pacino, Paula Abdul, Frank Zappa and Vanna White.
Recorded between 1992 and 1993, the tapes suggest the impunity with which hospital workers trafficked in sensitive information.
One reporter is heard telling Mitteager that, “If Liz (Taylor) is in St. John’s Hospital,” his source there will know it. “She takes a special delight on getting s? on Liz,” says the reporter. “She has access to the computer and talks to orderlies.”
On another tape, Mitteager contends that a now-deceased TV actor “has got AIDS. The people who want to sell the story have physical proof. They want $4,000. ? They want to move fast because it’s Christmastime and they want to get paid.”
Equally impatient is the husband of a nurse, who asks if he can get “some good-faith money” for his tip. Mitteager says he’ll pay only “if we run the story.”
Mitteager bequeathed the tapes to private investigator Paul Barresi, who has offered to cooperate with prosecutors and hospital officials.
“I remember the gleeful reaction from a Globe senior editor to the news that Dinah Shore had been diagnosed with cancer,” Barresi tells us. “It made my skin crawl. Nothing has changed inside the tabs.”
A spokesman for American Media Inc., which bought The Globe in 2000, said the legality of the dealings before then “are not our responsibility.” The rep declined to comment on the current Enquirer case.
A lawyer for several celebs mentioned on the recordings told us he would ask his clients if they want to pursue legal action. “The question is whether you can sue on something that happened 15 years ago,” the attorney added. “Also, how reliable is the information the reporters are talking about.”
Publicist Stan Rosenfield, whose clients include Grammer, Robert De Niro and George Clooney, said: “It’s alarming that this criminal activity could go on so long without being detected.”
Man that’s horrible, a hospital selling private medical records — I would be so pissed off!
See the parts bolded above? How much do you want to bet, the mental patient was Tom Cruise?
People magazine has issued a “sneak peek” into their 100 Most Beautiful People issue and I have to ask… are they saving the best for last? Rumer Willis?
KATE HUDSON
She’s on the cover of this year’s Most Beautiful issue, but Hudson doesn’t owe her famous sun-kissed looks to thousands of hours logged at a spa. “I don’t even remember the last time I got a manicure,” says the 29-year-old mom to son Ryder, 4. “I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don’t have the time. I’d rather be home with Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven’t gotten a facial in a million years. I don’t do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, ‘I should do this more often.’”
SALMA HAYEK
The new mom is beautiful inside and out, having signed on as ambassador for a Pampers/UNICEF program that provides tetanus shots to babies and mothers in developing countries. (Every pack of diapers with a UNICEF logo sold pays for one shot.) “You give them the vaccine, they don’t die,” says Hayek, 41. “It’s not just about creating a better world for my daughter, Valentina, but also being more passionate about diminishing the suffering of women and children all over the world.”
MARY J. BLIGE
“I’m at my most beautiful when I’m in a good mood, not dealing with any drama, and feeling healthy,” says the singer, 37. But when she wants to get glam in a pinch, Blige has a quick beauty tip. “I put on eyeliner and mascara and some liner on my mouth and some gloss in the middle, and that’s the perfect five-minute face.”
RUMER WILLIS
“I grew up with a mom that most moms don’t look like,” says the 19-year-old star of the summer comedy The House Bunny. But with a little help from mom Demi Moore, and a some experimentation, she’s finding her own way: “There’s a cool Korean spa my mom found in L.A. I go with my best friend, [Gossip Girl's] Jessica Szohr. That and getting my nails done are my biggest indulgences.”
SARAH SILVERMAN
“It sounds corny, but when I’m with my comedian friends, I just feel good. I’m lucky because I feel way more beautiful than I really am,” says the comic, 37. And although she, ahem, “paired up” with Matt Damon, Silverman’s still going strong with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. “Thank God for Jimmy, because all the things I don’t like about myself are the things that he likes the most. Like my inner-thigh fat. He grabs it and he’s like, ‘I love this!’ ”
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
The 36-year-old actress admits to a new beauty addiction that she picked up on the set of her hit comedy, Samantha Who?. “They airbrush my makeup on,” she says. “Now I don’t want to do anything without that – it’s quick and it’s good. I want to get out of the makeup chair as soon as possible. I’m so low-maintenance.”
EVA LONGORIA & TONY PARKER
They’re one of PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful couples, but the Desperate Housewife – known for her knockout red-carpet appearances – looks the best when she’s low-key, according to her husband. Putting a cute spin on it, the NBA star says, “I like her best in jeans, a T-shirt and Hugs.” Says Longoria Parker, “He means Uggs.”
ISLA FISHER
Her fiery locks aren’t just a signature style – for Fisher, 32, they also provide a convenient excuse! “It was great having red hair as a kid because I had something to blame my temper on,” the Aussie actress says. “Now I go for the same color palette as Conan O’Brien. I did dye it blonde once, but it backfired, as I had nothing to blame my temper on!”
AMANDA BEARD
“To look good in the water, you have to pick the right swimsuit,” advises the gold-medal Olympic swimmer, 26. “I own close to 500.” And that’s not her only tip for a pretty poolside look: “I wear makeup in the water. I always wear a waterproof mascara, Maybelline Volume Express. All my makeup is waterproof, even my concealer.”
THE GOSSIP GIRL CAST
Onscreen, they are gorgeous, scheming, backstabbing high schoolers. Off-screen, Blake Lively, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick, Jessica Szohr, Penn Badgley, Leighton Meester and Taylor Momsen (clockwise from bottom) are still gorgeous but somewhat kinder to one another. “I assure you,” says Badgley, “we are all fun and charming as hell.”
JULIANNE MOORE
The natural redhead says that when she was younger, she hated her flame-red hair. “Nobody likes being different as a kid. In first grade kids called me Freckleface Strawberry – it was a drink mix. It is also the title of my children’s book,” says Moore, 47. Recently she dyed her hair blonde for the upcoming film Blindness. “It was fun for two days, then I started to hate it. I spent all my life wishing for different color hair, but now I felt too weird to enjoy it. The minute the movie wrapped, I changed it back.”
JASON TAYLOR
If he hasn’t already taken enough ribbing from his Miami Dolphins teammates about his elegant moves on Dancing with the Stars, more is on the way. “This article will be plastered in the locker room,” predicts the 6′6″ Taylor. But the defensive end, 33, is taking the jokes in stride: “In the guy world, it’s a sign of respect. I’d be more worried if they didn’t tease me.”
VANESSA HUDGENS
“I grew up in the business, so I was used to putting on makeup every day,” says the 19-year-old star of the High School Musical movies, who went without makeup for her PEOPLE photo shoot. “Just recently I’ve learned to be okay with myself without wearing makeup. I think it was a special someone telling me that I didn’t need it. I started taking care of my skin and realized I didn’t need as much as I thought I did.”
TAYLOR SWIFT
“I have blonde eyelashes and blonde eyebrows, so my typical insecurity is that my eyes go away when I don’t have makeup on,” says the Grammy-nominated country singer, 19, who also went makeup-free for her PEOPLE shoot. “But it’s important to be comfortable with who you are and go natural once in a while.”
ZOË SALDAÑA
“I feel self-conscious when I have makeup on. It just doesn’t feel like it’s part of me,” says the actress, 29, who didn’t wear any for her PEOPLE shoot. “I feel my most confident when I am at my most natural. However, I do have my days when I really want to do something dramatic, whether it be really dark, dark eyes or dark lipstick. I love red lipstick.”
JESSICA ALBA & CASH WARREN
“[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you,” Alba says, admitting that she has a bit of a “glow.” “Everything in my face is puffed up. I have the face of a teenager! I feel like I’m 16 again.” Even Warren says he’s gotten in on the action, admitting, “I don’t know if it’s as much of a pregnancy glow as kind of a barbecue-grease glow. I’ve gained probably about 10 pounds.”
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
The Grammy-winning beauty, 25, admits that she still gets nervous on the red carpet. “I feel more beautiful when I see the pictures after. I’m like, ‘I wish I had felt like I looked like that when I was actually there.’”
Perhaps the slopes were a metaphor for the officials and the tree was the drug ring that took the life of Sonny Bono. Reports by an FBI agent claim the skiing accident in 1998 wasn’t an accident at all.
While in Nevada the ex-hubby of Cher turned politician met his end during a ski trip. The ruling was “accidental” and stated that he collided with a tree while tackling the slopes. Former FBI agent Ted Gunderson has been digging into the death of the notoriously hard hitting Sonny and believes he was actually clubbed to death.
“It’s nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree. There’s zero evidence in this autopsy report… to show such an accident happened.
Instead, there’s powerful proof he (Bono) was assassinated. This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins.”
The theory is that the assassins ambushed him on the slopes, beat him to death and then staged the impact with a nearby tree. Forensics experts are also in agreement. Another investigator, Bob Fletcher, also stated he found evidence that linked U.S. government officials to weapon dealers. He sent that information to Bono who turned up dead a month later.
It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.
But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s the butterface.
10. Hilary Swank
She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.
9. April Scott
Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.
8. Haylie Duff
The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”
7. Christina Ricci
When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you’re going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.
6. Lisa Rinna
This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.
5. Rebecca Loos
Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.
4. Tori Spelling
With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable – that and the piles of money daddy gave her.
3. Vida Guerra
With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one’s eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.
2. Carmit
The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.
1. Fergie
Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.
source: Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces [double viking]
The proverbial human waste is about to hit the fan! Brooke Hogan is airing out her dirty daddy laundry on her Myspace page. (Is it just me or should PR Reps be out of work thanks to Myspace?) The fiasco started when Hulk Hogan’s slut on the side blabbed about bedding Brooke’s dad. Christiane Plante had slept with the Hulk and went to Perez with the story.
Dear Perez,
I do not know you but I must tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to the National Enquirer, nor was I paid ANY amount of money to issue my statement. In other words, I was framed. Here is the name and number of the National Enquirer reporter who showed up at my door one morning as I was leaving for work, 2 days after I had confessed the truth of the affair to Brooke upon her confrontation-you can call him or anyone at the Enquirer and ask them for yourself if I tipped them or if I was paid anything for my confession: Darryl Wrobel (305) 205-XXXX.
Upon being presented with evidence that Mr. Wrobel had concrete and obvious knowledge and proof of the affair (”What was the nature of your relationship with Hulk Hogan?” I said we were friends. Him: “Really? What about that letter you gave to Brooke two nights ago?” I was so taken aback, I completely broke down.) I decided I owed Brooke and the Hogan family a formal apology for my actions, which was my sole statement.
You won’t find me signing a deal for a tell-all book on the Hogans, pimping out juicy details of the affair, appearing on television to milk this 15 minutes for all it’s worth or anything of the sort. You can’t even find any pictures of me online. I am ashamed of what has taken place and it has caused me a lot of pain both personally and professionally. Call me what you want, but I did NOT leak this gossip to the press NOR did I gain ANY $$$ from it. It makes me wonder who has truly benefited by selling the story to the Enquirer and who has ca$hed in on this affair becoming public knowledge. Anyhow, we all know how karma works..
Thank you.
Christiane Plante”
When Brooke heard that Plante was pimping her issues she was furious. In an entry, that has since been removed from her blog on Myspace, Brooke wrote:
“So…
looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did. The truth always comes out, and I think we’re ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don’t you keep your opinion to yourself.
PEACE
Brooke”
Hell, I would have cut the bitch by now. Show that home-wrecker why you are so trannylicious. Get out the Tiffany’s brass knuckles and go take of business.
Source: Christiane Plante, Hulk Hogan’s Mistress [Lalate]
Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away.
We’re told he’s at the LAPD’s Hollywood station waiting to be booked on vandalism charges.
Alizee Poulicek, the new Miss Belgium, is getting into trouble because she doesn’t speak Dutch, which is apparently something you’re supposed to be able to do if you wear a swimsuit with a sash with “Belgium” written across it.
James covers the politics of this all at OTB. Since I’m not Dutch (or even Deutsch) I don’t care what languages she can speak so long as she looks hot in a bikini. And she does.
For proof, here are some photos of Alizee Poulicek that I found on the Internets.
French model, Alexandra Paressant claims they have been having sex for a couple of months now and that Eva doesn’t know.
She said Tony comes to her, because Eva doesn’t want to do certain things. “She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like a certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne.”
Of course Eva and Tony are denying the reports and told People,
“I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” Longoria, who took Parker’s name this year after their July nuptials, added, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”
This should be interesting to watch pan out. I never thought this marriage would work out.
John Travolta is more gay than all the Village People put together, L.A. Rag reports. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
There’s a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows about so it’s cheap and fantastic. It’s also a place that’s been overrun by a slew of gay men cruising for dick in the steam room and clay room.
When we went to get Lynn a body scrub and massage the two Korean women behind the counter were unusually giddy.
“You will never believe who here!”
“Who?” We asked eyes raised.
“Mr. John Travolta!” They exclaimed, exploding into giggles.
Now, why in the name of Liberace, would John Travolta be miles from his home in Korea Town at a men’s spa. For their amazing service? The gorgeous showers with broken tiles?
Once we saw John we instantly ran to our locker to try and take a picture of him, but it didn’t work so we have no proof. But we are telling you straight up our experience, we saw him there, and he was checking out Alex’s Middle Eastern feast in the showers.
This was the wrong thing to do, and we realize that now. We should have flirted with him until he laid his hands on us and we could’ve said, “Dude, I liked you in Hairspray and all, but I’m not like that!”
That would’ve been more hilarious than him in a fat suit.
John, look, no one goes to a Korean Spa unless they WANT to get caught. Stories about you cruising in the steam room have surfaced before so it’s not a surprise.If you come out as gay, then that just makes you that much better of an actor. You fooled the American public for years, and usually you have to be the president to do that.
That’s not exactly overwhelming evidence, is it? Some woman at some bath house saying she saw Travolta?
Still, people seem to believe it. One of the commenters says, “I hate to tell you but everyone has known Travolta was gay since like 2000. He’s like fucking Jodie Foster gay. He’s gayer than Tom Cruise. GAYGAYGAYGAY.” Now, you have to admit, that’s gay.
Defamer is playing coy: “What to make of this beyond the fact that Century offers some of the best spa services in the city at the most reasonable prices? Why, we’re certain we have no idea!”
Glitterati Gossip calls the rumor “totally unsubstantiated” but points out “If he were gay, there’s every reason to believe he’d try to hide it, though. Scientology has moderated its stance on gays in recent years, but for many years classified homosexuality as a disease.”
Queer Verve suggests: “Maybe Travolta was on a mission from Xenu to spread Gonorrhea Scientology to queers in dire need of a body scrub.”
Seriously, though, the man’s married to a beautiful woman and they have kids together. Does that mean he’s not gay? Not at all. Still, he should probably get the benefit of the doubt when he says he’s not.
Britney Spears didn’t regain custody of her children, in fact Commissioner Scott Gordon gave her two visits per week, from 12 noon to 7 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will still be monitored.
He went on to say in his order that Kevin and Britney must come up with a schedule for the holidays and Britney must ‘child proof’ her pool area by Friday.
In his order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids,
“the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”
The coach also said Spears seemed to have,
“a lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she would characterize as “abusive in a traditional sense. The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
source: Judge to Brit — You’re Too Chaotic, Custody Denied [tmz]
Steve-O was interviewed by Howard Stern yesterday, and he had a plethora of information for us. First, he loves to inhale nitrous gas from whipped cream cans [cute].
Secondly, he said that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of coke from him. So not surprising.
“JACKASS” star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there – Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
Dlisted says, “Boog Suge? That’s a new one. I’m not even going to try and dissect that. I’m sure he came up with that one while he was riding a whipped cream high.”
Pop On The Pop says, “So did she go on a scavenger hunt through his house looking for coke or does he just keep it laying everywhere?”
Yeeeah says, “The asswipe factor of this post is practically incalculable. It’s like I’m drowning in sea of douchebaggery and all I’ve got to cling to is a fucktard rope. Jesus. Well, it’s a fact that anyone who publicly refers to blow as “the boog sug” deserves to have their stash stolen.”
Britney Spears is having a rough go of it these days. Sure, the VMA comeback performance was disastrous, but that’s about the least of her worries right now. In more important news, TMZ reports that Britney Spears is losing her lawyer.
This morning the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline was set to start, and apparently Brit’s lawyer Laura Wasser is submitting legal papers formally withdrawing as her attorney. The new lawyer is supposed to be Marci Levine.
Rumor has it that Britney was a problem client because she never listened to the advice Wasser gave her. But I have another theory – if this is true, I think Britney is trying to stall. There’s no way a new lawyer can try a case the day she’s hired by the client, so the hearing would have be postponed. But that’s just my opinion.
And in other, and much more bizarre Britney news, it seems she’s been banned from Chateau Marmont because guests complained of her behavior. The “weird” behavior allegedly includes smearing a plate of high dollar food all over her face and grossing out the other patrons.
A source said:
“The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.”
Damn, Britney. There’s no way you’re winning custody if you’re two steps away from the insane asylum.
What others are saying:
dlisted says, “Boo! I was hoping Brit would represent herself in court. Can you imagine? Comedy! She’s probably watched enough Divorce Court while eating Bon Bons to get the gist of things.”
Celebrity Dirty Laundry says, “After last week’s disasterous ‘performance’ at the MTV Video Music Awards, you would think it couldn’t get any more humiliating for pop-tard Britney Spears. But you would be wrong.”
Best Week Ever says, “To put this into perspective, here is a list of things that DIDN’T get famous people banned from the hotel:
–Led Zeppelin rode their motorcycles through the lobby one time, not to mention all the unspeakable/illegal things they regularly did to groupies in their hotel rooms.
–Jim Morrison hurt his back while dangling from a drain pipe, trying to swing from the roof into the window of his hotel room.
–Hunter S. Thompson was often a guest. Enough said.
–Even worse, Lindsay Lohan LIVED there during her “coke phase”.
–Scarlett Johansson may or may not have boned Benicio Del Toro in an elevator.
–Keith Richards once set himself on fire after consuming an entire bottle of 150-proof vodka.
–Frank Sinatra broke one of Sammy Davis Jr.’s legs by the pool to win a drunken bet with Dean Martin.
–Colin Farrell once killed a hooker to get an erection in his private bungalow.
–It was Hitler’s favorite hotel whenever he visited LA.
So, you know, this is pretty bad.”
Source: “CHATEAU MARMONT BANS BRIT FOR BATTY BEHAVIOR: REPORT” [Page Six]; “Wasser to Britney — You’re Someone Else’s Problem Now” [TMZ]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
“It’s nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree. There’s zero evidence in this autopsy report… to show such an accident happened. 
Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away. 
French model, Alexandra Paressant claims they have been having sex for a couple of months now and that Eva doesn’t know. 
“the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”
“JACKASS” star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there – Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
“Oscar and I have been friends for a long time…we go way back. He is absolutely not in those pictures…very clever photo shop.”
“The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.”
