Five minutes of tears and truly amazing human behavior are in the supertrailer for the second season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
Namely Rodney King barfing while hanging out of a truck.
Dr. Drew explains how treatment brings the best and worst out of this season’s rehabbers Sean Stewart, Amber Smith, Rodney King, Nikki McKibbon, Steven Adler, Tawny Kitaen, Gary Busey, and Jeff Conway, while we watch it all play out.
Nothing like a possible idol for children offering sexual favors in exchange for a get out of jail free card. I guess if you are trying to replace Britney Spears this is the way to go. Trashtastic tactics obviously didn’t stop her from arrest…..despite her best efforts by walking around barefoot and tossing her cookies.
In the police report her BJ bargaining chip was noted along with her overuse of the “N” word. After being picked up, again, for disorderly intoxication, violation of probation, obstruction of justice she told the arresting officer: “I’ll s**k your d**k if you don’t take me to jail.”
Wisely, the officer passed and she began spitting out old jems like…”F**k you n***er!” After all her antics were presented to a judge, he denied any bond and scolded Sierra. He also suggested she keep her nose clean. Literally.
Her first offense of cocaine possession and battery along with two misdemeanors (disorderly intoxication and obstructing justice) combined with her latest stunt, could put her in the pokey for up to 11 years.
Britney Spears was back in court today winning overnight visitation - one night a week she gets to spend the night with her boys. The visits still have to be supervised by a court-appointed monitor. Britney’s request that her mother Lynne be the monitor was denied.
The surprise of the day was that Britney actually attended the hearing. Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, was pleased with her appearance.
“I’m always pleased when anyone complies with court orders,” he said. Kaplan explained that the change in court orders was made possible by Federline. “[Kevin] agreed voluntarily to slightly increase visitation provided that certain conditions were in place. He agreed. He didn’t have to.” Kaplan added: “I opposed the family member as a monitor.” Kaplan believes such an arrangement would represent “an inherent conflict of interest.”
Kaplan might have also been pleased that she showed because of her performance in the courtroom. During her time on the stand, she got into with with L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon for 40 minutes.
TMZ reports,
She constantly interrupted him and at times was extremely sarcastic. At one point she started thanking the judge for what he had done, but her tone was heavily laced with disdain.
We’re told the Commish explained to Spears how she had gotten to the point she’s at — why defying the various orders she was supposed to comply with raised concerns that she was not a responsible person. Spears didn’t get it. She was at times contentious, argumentative and condescending.
We’re told K-Fed’s lawyer didn’t object to her testimony, it was so bad. One description of today’s testimony, pretty simple — “Appalling.”
Way to go Brit. I’m sure at least half of you are sick of hearing about Britney Spears already, but if the girl would stop making headlines, I’d stop writing about her.
What others are saying:
I’m Bringing Blogging Back says, “I’m not sure though if the kids are old enough to hold back mamma’s hair has she vomits over the toilet. I’m just kidding, she doesn’t puke over the toilet. She just vomits anywhere she may be: The kitchen, backyard, the car, walking up the stairs, walking down the stairs, in the parlor, etc.”
dlisted says, “SPF and JJ are probably like ‘Woo Hoo! Midnight Margaritas for us again!’”
Mollygood says, “Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent.”
Keira Knightley is in Venice to promote her latest film, ‘Atonement’, but now all of the attention is, yet again, on her small size. Keira has always denied reports of an eating disorder, and even went so far as to sue the Daily Mail over the rumors of anorexia.
But it looks like the rumors are not going to stop. Even Best Week Ever mocks her small size, saying “Keira Knightley proves she’s a great girl to have at a party: She’s friendly, polite, won’t eat any food, and can use her body to sweep up afterwards.”
While at the Venice Film Festival, Keira was quoted (courtesy of dlisted) discussing Hollywood stars like Britneys Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, saying,
“I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that in private, but I try not to.
“The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re shittier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers.”
And finally, in this last piece of Keira news, People reports that she has discovered the “Best Kisser Ever” – it’s James McAvoy. Take that, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Source: “Keira Knightley Names ‘The Best Kisser Ever’” [People]; “Keira Knightley and Joely Richardson thinner than ever on red carpet” [Daily Mail]; Photo: “Keira Knightley in Venice” [Girls Talkin Smack]
Tara Reid, with her liposuction-gone-wrong, has NO BUSINESS wearing a bikini!
Tara… fix that shit… STAT!
What Other’s Said:
Egotastic says, Yeah…. I think I’m going to throw up, and I really wish that Tara Reid would stop wearing bikinis. Her stomach looks like leftover Play Dough. Be careful looking at the pictures, becaue I’m pretty sure if you stare too long, you will turn to stone.
First it was reported that Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher were splitting from their respective spouses; now the infamous pair are planning to reunite in what is expected to explode into a very profitable reality series.
Freshly out of a California jail having served time on weapons charges, Joey Buttafuoco was long ago dumped by wife Mary Jo — who survived a gunshot to her head by a then 17-year-old Fisher, and yet defended her erstwhile spouse in spite of the fact he had an affair with the girl.
Mary Jo was even instrumental in the release of Fisher from jail, showing her a great deal of concern and care, which resulted in Fisher being released early.
Buttafuoco re-married, and his current and second wife, Evanka, who is now to be pushed aside as Buttafuoco makes a grab for the girl he had an adult/child affair with in 1991, says she is “devastated.”
Fisher shot Buttafuoco’s wife Mary Jo in 1992 and served 7 years in jail, but Buttafuoco was not charged in the shooting.
The reunion is to be filmed by TV producer David Krieff as Buttafuoco and Fisher meet in a Central Park restaurant for a hopefully romantic candlelight dinner.
Krieff hopes to make the reunion into a reality show, and says Joey is “very happy” about the reunion, reports the New York Post.
“I still have feelings for her,” Buttafuoco says. “I can’t wait to have dinner with her. I can’t wait to be with her. I can’t wait to touch her.”
Sara Jean Underwood, aka “Miss July,” has been namedPlayboy Playmate of the Year for 2007.
Being named Playboy magazine’s 2007 Playmate of the Year made Sara Jean Underwood feel sick. “I thought I was going to puke,” she told The Associated Press. “I thought I was going to faint. I thought I was going to cry. It was every emotion you can imagine one would feel when given such an honor.”
The petite 23-year-old blonde beat out 11 other beauties to become the magazine’s 48th Playmate of the Year.
Her title and the start of her yearlong reign were celebrated Thursday with a backyard luncheon under a tent at Hugh Hefner’s famous Playboy Mansion, with the yard filled with current and former playmates, more than 50 dating back to the 1950s. Hefner called the event “one of my favorite days.”
As founder and editor of the magazine, he helps select the annual honoree with advice from his promotions and photo staffs and oodles of input from readers. And what they’re looking for, he said, has been “essentially the same” since the first Playmate of the Year was crowned in 1960: “Women are a little healthier, a little slimmer, but it’s always been, and was from the very beginning, the girl next door.”
Underwood looked all that and more (and in the pink of health) Thursday, in a low-cut, formfitting bright yellow dress.
Playboy photographers first met her as a college student when they visited Oregon State University looking for candidates for the “Girls of the Pac 10” pictorial. She ended up on the cover of the October 2005 issue. She went on to pose for the centerfold of the July 2006 issue. Underwood said she never modeled before appearing in Playboy. “I didn’t think I was pretty enough,” she said. “I’m 5′3″, short, freckle-faced. I’m from Oregon. It wasn’t a thought in my mind that I could do something like that.”
Hefner described her as an “all-American beauty,” but that’s not all that’s required to be Playmate of the Year. “It has to do with personality,” he said, adding that the honoree represents the magazine and its advertisers at personal appearances all over the country.
For more pictures of her naked, um, personality, and a “making of” video to celebrate her July 2007 shoot, check below the fold.
Rosie O’Donnell finally addressed Donald Trump’s week-long rant against her on The View. AND Barbara Walters, once again, denied all of Donald’s lies, regarding what she supposedly said to him… blah blah blah.
Now we have Donald Trump addressing the broadcast, with the following letter to ETOnline, which he CC’d “to the rest of the world”. Now boys and girls!
“Dear Rosie,
I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.
An article in today’s New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald, never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!
In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’
In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
P.S.
I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!”
I think we should just strip them both down naked and let them wrestle in a pit full of Jello. Ok… that just made me puke a little.
Personally, I think it’s time they both drop the subject and get on with their lives. Besides, based on what the ratings were for the premiere of this seasons Apprentice, I would think Donald has more important things to tend to.
Mickey Rourke was spotted in Miami on December 28th… our friends over at dlisted ask… “would you hit it”, I say Hello No! [heh]
I don’t know if it’s his pasty pink skin with spots, the far span of his forehead… or his lack of hair (which is greasy and fake-lookin’ to boot). Let’s just say… the thought made me puke a little.
“I’m always pleased when anyone complies with court orders,” he said. Kaplan explained that the change in court orders was made possible by Federline. “[Kevin] agreed voluntarily to slightly increase visitation provided that certain conditions were in place. He agreed. He didn’t have to.” Kaplan added: “I opposed the family member as a monitor.” Kaplan believes such an arrangement would represent “an inherent conflict of interest.”
Freshly out of a California jail having served time on weapons charges, Joey Buttafuoco was long ago dumped by wife Mary Jo — who survived a gunshot to her head by a then 17-year-old Fisher, and yet defended her erstwhile spouse in spite of the fact he had an affair with the girl.
