Some people will do anything for some press and a couple of free bags of Skittles.
In effort to further her “career” Brooke Hogan gets damn near naked to shill her “talents” at Mansion nightclub. The stripped down Hogan bounced around the stage in her best tranny hooker from space outfit for her premiere of “Brooke Knows Best” for VH1.
The theme was a burlesque show that featured the all girl “Pussycat Dolls” wannabes, “The Knockouts.” To further the vomit factor daddy Hulk Hogan was there with his new chippy, Jennifer McDaniel.
”Jennifer is a spitting image of Brooke and was constantly being confused with Hulk’s daughter as she made out with him all night.”
I too just threw up a little. No one wants to see the Hulk prancing around with his girlfriend at some club like some sprite on steroids. My condolences go out to the family and friends that witnessed this horrific act.
It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.
But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s the butterface.
10. Hilary Swank
She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.
9. April Scott
Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.
8. Haylie Duff
The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”
7. Christina Ricci
When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you’re going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.
6. Lisa Rinna
This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.
5. Rebecca Loos
Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.
4. Tori Spelling
With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable - that and the piles of money daddy gave her.
3. Vida Guerra
With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one’s eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.
2. Carmit
The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.
1. Fergie
Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.
source: Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces [double viking]
I’VE always admired any pictures of hot girl group PUSSYCAT DOLLS that happen to land on my desk. But these are even more FINE than usual - though they’ve landed concert promoters with a financial penalty.
First off, the lovely CARMIT had a tussle with her skimpy vest and thankfully lost. Then gorgeous blonde ASHLEY gave the audience a flash of more than they bargained for, thanks to her teensy shorts.
It proved too much for officials in strict Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia’s capital city.
Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment have been fined 10,000 Ringgits (approximately $1,436) for allowing the act to perform “sexually suggestive” routines.
The company Absolute Entertainment were forced to pay up after the concert was deemed too raunchy and sexually suggestive for the Malaysian crowds…
Are you freaking kidding me!?
Who booked these gals, not knowing the content of their performances? I just love it when people play dumb.
I guess Tori Spelling has lost all that baby weight, because she’s signed up to be a guest Pussycat Doll on Sept. 28, when she will host the sexy burlesque show at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge inside Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.
Eva Longoria, Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson have all been guest Pussycat Dolls in the past. When I first read this I thought Tori was a brutal choice, but now looking at the past guests, maybe she’s an excellent choice. She’s not quite Eva, but not quite Pamela. Although, during her pregnancy, it looks like she gave Pam a run for her money.
Source: “Just In! Tori Spelling To Be A Pussycat Doll! “ [24sizzler]