The Taylor Lautner Doll Is Creepy – Tabloid Prodigy

Real Housewives Of NYC, New Loser – The Dirty

Madonna Slips Jesus The Tongue – The Superficial

Robert Downey Jr Is A Hobo – Amy Grindhouse

Where Did Paris Hilton Find This Bum? – Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan’s A Hoarder, Are You? – Zelda Lily

Howard Stern On ‘Idol’? Really, FOX? – College Candy

Jenna Jameson Is A Monster – Drunken Stepfather

Bar Refaeli Rants About The SI Cover – Hollywood Dame

Christian Bale’s Home: Body Found – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Garner Jerks Off Flipper – Celeb News Wire

Britney Spears Can’t Afford That – Fatback Media

Naomi Campbell To Walk The Runway For Haiti – Pop Eater

Madonna Is Seeing Three Men, Despite Those Hands – Holy Moly

Video Fix: Rihanna’s Rude Boy – Popbytes

Hugh Hefner Is Officially Single! – F-Listed

Amanda Bynes Loves Black Men – Litely Salted

Rebecca Gayheart’s Beverly Hills Bump – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Khloe Kardashian To Make Sasquatch Sex Tape – Allie Is Wired