In another futile attempt to stay relevant and to prove herself sexy, mother of 14 Nadya Suleman thought it would be a good idea to hold a bikini car wash.
The car wash is to try and raise funds to help her pay for the mortgage on her house. She has enlisted the help of some D-listers to aide in her cause.
Among them are; Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila, Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.
Wow, now there’s a bikini car wash you want to be rushing right over to… Not!
Who wants to see Octomom’s nasty body in a bikini anyways, let alone PAY her to squirm around on top of your vehicle all soapy like. Um, Eew.
Car washes are $20, and $30 if you have a larger vehicle like an SUV.
Sources tell E that the reason they broke up is that they have been fighting a lot lately because he can’t handle her fame and her busy schedule.
The split was apparently amicable and they are going to remain friends, my thoughts on this is me rolling my eyes. How many times have we all said stuff like that to exes we couldn’t wait to get rid of? I know I’ve said it to all of mine and then I block their numbers straight away.
source: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Split Again! [E!]
On the day that New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush was about to play in the Super Bowl, one of his ex-mistresses released a video tour, that she filmed of Reggie’s house.
There is no confirmation as to when she filmed this video, but she has said in numerous interviews that her and Reggie were having an affair, while him and Kim Kardashian have been dating.
With the Saints victory yesterday, Carmen is definitely looking to steal some of that shine and make some money off her mistress status. Apparently, Carmen says Reggie doesn’t treat his mistresses that good and is cheap.
I wonder what Kimmy thinks of this?
source: Carmen Ortega (Reggie Bush’s sidechick) Gives a Tour of Reggie’s House [kube 93]
What makes c-list Khloe Kardashian Odom more entitled to meeting President Barack Obama than me? Oh just the fact that she is married to an L.A. Lakers player.
Khloe got to meet Obama because she escorted her husband, Lamar Odom, to the White House yesterday to celebrate the Lakers winning the 2009 NBA championship.
Obama was then given a Lakers jersey with “Obama #1″ on the back of it, before he met Khloe, Kobe Bryant and his wife Vaness Bryant.
Khloe took to her twitter account to post about the day she said “Yay! Heading to DC to meet my baby!!!” and then wrote “Such an amazing day! I just meet Obama with my husband! :)” After that she tweeted a photo of herself sitting in the white house (notice the Bill Clinton painting behind her!)
Aside from hoping Reggie Bush wins the Superbowl so she can get a marriage proposal, I’m sure Kim Kardashian is now hoping he wins so that she can meet the president too. She must be seething with jealousy over her sister Khloe.
source: Khloe Kardashian Meets President Obama! [Us Magazine]
Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush are apparently set to become engaged, but only if the Saints win the Super Bowl.
It seems that Kim’s jealousy over her sister Kourtney Kardashian‘s new baby and Khloe Kardashian‘s marriage to Lamar Odom has finally gotten the better of her and she has convinced Reggie to propose.
Kim told a radio hose that Reggie said he would marry her ass but this will only happen if The New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl, the only way she could get Reggie to agree to marry her is for him to win? And they said romance was dead.
I hope the bosses at the Saints are going to be making sure Reggie Bush doesn’t start throwing games so he can escape this wedding pact, then again they probably would rather lose the Super Bowl than have to deal with the Kardashian family every game.
I can already hear the reality show cameras for E! start rolling and Kris Kardashian to be organizing every endorsement possible so the wedding is free.
source: Kim Kardashian to Wed if Saints Win Super Bowl [Allie Is Wired]
TGIF! And to celebrate we have some of the funniest celebrity quotes this week. For starters, we’ve got Conan O’Brien, Sandra Bullock’s revenge and Channing Tatum’s penis!
“Meryl [Streep]‘s gonna win, and I’m gonna take her down. When she walks up there, you’re gonna see my heel come off, and I’m gonna be like, ‘Whoo [mimics throwing]!’ This heel is gonna take Meryl Streep. She’s gonna feel no pain after I fling that at her.”
– Sandra Bullock, planning her defense tactics if she loses the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical film this Sunday, on Tavis Smiley
“I could…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn.”
– Conan O’Brien, making light of his commitment to leave The Tonight Show if NBC moves it to a 12:05 a.m. timeslot to accommodate Jay Leno, during his nightly monologue
“I gained seven pounds of love weight.”
– Newlywed Khloe Kardashian, clarifying that she’s not pregnant, to “People”
“Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
– Channing Tatum, rejoicing after his privates made a full recovery following a scalding incident on the set of his upcoming film The Eagle of the Ninth, to “Details”
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, giving a sneak preview of the advice offered in her new dating guide “The Day I Shot Cupid”, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I was telling him that last night, ‘If we ever broke up … the next guy is going to have a really hard time, because your body is so amazing!’”
– Kim Kardashian, speculating on who could follow in the very buff footsteps of current boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, on the Dallas-based radio show Kidd Kraddick in the Morning
“What 15-year-old boy wouldn’t want girls chasing after them all day long?”
– Tween sensation Justin Bieber, enjoying his new heartthrob status, to “People”
“I’ll take the stretch marks. I’ll take the sagging boobs. I’ll take the cellulite I can never get rid of.”
– Jessica Alba, taking the bad with the good for the miracle of pregnancy, to “Self”
“I know music. I know entertainment. I know eyeliner.”
– Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, on “Fuse TV”
“I am like Mariah Carey f—-d up right now.”
– George Clooney, referencing the singer’s tipsy award show speech as he took to the podium at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards
I’ve just heard the news that Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bushhave called it quits!
So if you’re into a big booty chick with a reality show and a sex tape, then today is your lucky day. Her rep has confirmed the news saying, “Nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was totally a mutual decision.”
The two had been dating since April 2007. She was reportedly ready to become Mrs. Reggie Bush if he asked her to. She said, “Of course I would say yes!”, when asked what she would say if Bush proposed to her.
I wonder if he left her at an iHop parking lot, like someone else we know?
I lost my passport!!! I’m stuck in costums! OMG OK breathe we are going back 2 the plane 2 check!
My passport is NOT on the plane! I’m literally going to cry!
ok Twitterville I need your positive energy! Reggie is on his way 2 the plane 2 look again! Pray he finds my passport! Come on Bush!!!!
Reggie found my passport!!!!! My baby saves the day!
I was hoping that she would be stuck there so no one would have to put up with her scary self on television anymore, but, alas, we were not that lucky.
Then she tweeted this ugly eyebrowless picture of herself that I felt the need to share with you. Scary, huh? She calls it her “Twilight” picture. I call it her “I’m desperate for a vampire acting job” photo. Who’s closer to the truth?
This is pretty hilarious in my opinion, I was checking out Kim Kardashian‘s twitter page and noticed she posted “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”
This made me go to her website to see if she had blogged about it, which indeed she did and she posted some pictures of herself.
She said, “I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?
Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!”
Like I said it’s pretty hilarious. How could Kim Kardashian fall asleep in the sun? Everyone knows that NOT falling asleep while sunbathing is the number one rule, followed by cream and then making sure you have know tan/sunglasses lines on your body.
