It’s Friday! We’ve got the top ten best celebrity quotes this week! Included in today’s top ten list, we have Kim Kardashian getting death threats over Justin Bieber, Barack Obama’s threats to young boys and Betty White talking nudity!
“All it took was the complete box set of Richard Simmons’ workout plan.”
– Bradley Cooper, on his action-star abs for his new film The A-Team, to “People”
“I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!”
– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a photo on Twitter
“Very little nudity. Just a little.”
– Betty White, revealing details of her “Saturday Night Live” hosting debut, on the “Today” show
“I felt like I’d walked into an American teen movie. I picked up the red cups. I was like, Wow, they really do drink from these.”
– Emma Watson, on attending her first frat party at Brown University, to “Vanity Fair”
“My mom’s a secret Rastafarian so [she plays] Bob Marley around the house.”
– Jenna Bush, outing former First Lady Laura Bush on “The Oprah Winfrey Show”
“People say that I’m miserable all the time. It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me.”
– Kristen Stewart, blaming the paparazzi for her red carpet demeanor, to “Elle”
“The Jonas Brothers are here…Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But boys, don’t get any ideas. I have two words for you: predator drones.”
– President Barack Obama, calling out the tween heartthrobs at the White House Correspondents’ dinner
“Right when you think you’ve made it, you get knocked down.”
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, on the misspelling of her last name on her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, as reported by the “Associated Press”
“Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder.”
– Courtney Love, revealing why she’s good in bed, on the Fuse TV show “On the Record”
“We’re going to church.”
– California lottery winner Jacki Wells Cisneros, sharing her and her husband’s plans after hitting the $266 million Mega Millions jackpot, on the “Today” show
There you have it! What was your favorite quote for the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Simon Cowell’s Face Morph – City Rag
Kim Kardashian Is Selling Perfume Now – Hollywood On Crack
Miley Cyrus Lies About Her Tattoo – Hollywire
Gilbert Arenas Doesn’t Learn – The Dirty
Just How Old Is Richard Simmons? – Pop Eater
Jennifer Lopez Deserved An Oscar? – The Superficial
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Jade Huntington – F-Listed
Lindsay & Ali Lohan Look Like Two Old Hags – Celebrity Smack
Naomi Campbell Smiles For The First Time – Holy Moly
Ashley Tisdale Looks Beat! – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Lopez Does “Elle” Magazine – Popbytes
Taylor Lautner Is The Highest Paid Teen Actor – Anything Hollywood
Kirstie Alley Is Having A Phit Right Now – Litely Salted
Kim Kardashian Is A Desperate Famewhore – ICYDK
Britney Spears Wants To Give Massages – Celebslam
Miley Cyrus Wants To Have Country Bumpkin Babies – Allie Is Wired
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Katie Holmes Injects New York City – City Rag
Ryan Seacrest Spotted With A Playmate – Bricks & Stones
Sharon Osbourne Beats The Crap Outta That Blonde Chick – Holy Moly
D-Bag Of The Day: Pete Wentz – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse’s New Mystery Man – Celebrity Smack
The Best & Worst Celebrity Diets – Popbytes
Hilarious Video: Craigslist Photographer – College Candy
Amy Winehouse Wants To Be A Nudist – Celeb News Wire
Hugh Jackman Likes To Play With Dolls – Pink Is The New Blog
Madonna’s Daughter Thinks She Can Act – Fatback Media
Ana Ivanovic In A Bikini – Ninja Dude
Richard Simmons Is Not A Podiatrist – Popeater
Kelly Osbourne Does Not Travel Light – Celeb Warship
Britney Spears’ Dad Is Ruining Everything – Celebslam
The First Cat Is In Heaven – DListed
Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane Are Finished – Just Jared
This Woman Has Some Killer Boobs – Best Week Ever
Brandon Davis Can Still Get Chicks? – The Bastardly
Shauna Sand Gets Emotional – Drunken Stepfather
Jeremy Piven Caught Doing Yoga – Defamer
Martina Stella Bares All In Che Magazine – Derek Hail
Scientology Helped Tom Cruise With His Dyslexia – Celebitchy
Aubrey O’Day To Pose For Playboy – Hollyscoop
Victoria Beckham’s Fun Bags Are Back – Hollywood Tuna
Brad Pitt Is Mad At The Media – Gabby Babble
Celebrities & Their Crazy Baby Names – Candy Kirby
AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Photos – Yeeeah!
Madonna To Perform With Britney Spears – Anything Hollywood
Zhang Ziyi Topless Photos – Egotastic
Fergie’s Working On Her Bridal Fitness – Socialite’s Life
Ashton Kutcher Gushes About Demi Moore – Allie Is Wired
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