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Who’s Hiding Under Mariah’s Dress? – City Rag
‘Bonanza’ Star Pernell Roberts Dies at 81 – Pop Eater
Soleil Moon Frye’s “Little Fashionista” – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Lady Gaga Needs To Cheer Up – Holy Moly
Kirsten Dunst Shows Us Her Teeth – Drunken Stepfather
Heidi Montag & Her Giant Boobs Do Yoga – The Superficial
Tiger Woods Is At 19 & Counting! – Yeeeah!
And Now Introducing Mini-Daddy – F-Listed
Goldfrapp Is Back With “Rocket” – Popbytes
Michael Lynche Cut From “American Idol” – Celebrity Smack
Does Kristen Stewart Show Her Butt? – Celeb News Wire
Kat Von D Is Back On The Market – Fatback Media
Lady Gaga Is Almost A Chick – The Dirty
John Travolta Is A Saint! – Wonderwall
Joe Jonas Is Still On The Market – ICYDK
Robert Pattinson Is Signing A Record Deal? – Anything Hollywood
Jennifer Aniston Helps Out Haiti – Hollywire
Dictionaries Being Yanked From Schools! – Zelda Lily
Joel McHale Loves The Gay Community – Hollywood Dame
Steven Daigle Has A Sex Tape – Litely Salted
Do We Want Brangelina To Fail? – College Candy
Kellie Pickler Gets A New Pixie Cut – Allie Is Wired
Meow Seems To Be The Hardest Word – City Rag
Spencer Pratt: I’m Not Heidi’s Owner – Pop Eater
Blake Hooks Up With Tranny Amy Winehouse – Holy Moly
Rihanna Isn’t Dating Another Chris Brown – The Superficial
Models Only At Wet Republic – The Dirty
WTF Friday: JWoww Designs – College Candy
Lily Allen Needs More Pants – Yeeeah!
Win Artie Lange’s Jack & Coke – Celebrity Smack
Kate Hudson Gets Butlered – Celeb News Wire
The Spice Girls Musical Is Happening – Tabloid Prodigy
Britney Spears In Her Dick T-Shirt – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian Takes One To The Slutty Face – Litely Salted
Angelina Jolie Is Gender-Bending Her Kids – Zelda Lily
Conan O’Brien Thanks NBC On His Last Show – Wonderwall
Video Fix: Sarah McLachlan’s “One Dream” – Popbytes
New Playboy Belt Has A Hidden Camera – F-Listed
Nicole Kidman’s Face Won’t Move For Movies Anymore – Anything Hollywood
Madonna Busts Out New Ad Campaign – ICYDK
Rosie O’Donnell Is Moving In With Her Hoss Bull Dyke – Fatback Media
Karina Smirnoff Showcasing Her Tan – Pacific Coast News
Prince’s Vikings Song – Video and Lyrics – Hollywood Dame
Robert Pattinson Wears His Power Beard – Allie Is Wired
John Mayer Can’t Get His Arc Up – City Rag
Brittany Murphy Died Because Of Happy Feet 2? – The Superficial
Kelly Bensimon Is Posing For Playboy – F-Listed
Hayden Panettiere Sees Red, Ends Klitschko Vacation – Pop Eater
Kristina & Karissa Shannon Are Nasty – Celebrity Smack
Katherine Heigl Is Finally Tolerable? – Celeb News Wire
New & Improved Nick Malibu – The Dirty
Lil’ Kim’s Nip Slip At Her Comeback Concert – Tabloid Prodigy
Jessica Simpson, Sweetie Dahling – Yeeeah!
Pee Wee Herman Is Looking Sinister – Holy Moly
Worst Headline Ever: Chris Brown Hits Paris! – ICYDK
Mariah Carey Cleavage In Concert Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
The Late Night Dramz: Good For Conan? – College Candy
OMG He’s Naked? Top Chef’s Stefan – OMG Blog
Dr. Drew Claims Heidi Montag is a Female-Female Crossdresser – Zelda Lily
Anna Kendrick Chooses George Clooney Over Robert Pattinson – Hollywood Dame
Mel Gibson’s Daughter, Carmel Sloane Filing For DNA Test – Allie Is Wired
Here Come The Twoobs – City Rag
Joey Fatone Is A Dad Again! – Pop Eater
Amanda Seyfried Kisses A Girl – Holy Moly
Alicia Keys Whispers Sweet Nothings To Andy Samberg – F-Listed
Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab? – Zelda Lily
Freaky Sex Robot: Roxxxy – Celebrity Smack
Cybill Shepherd’s Son Is A Thug – Celeb News Wire
Paula Abdul May Have Found Work – Fatback Media
Jennifer Lopez Is Never Going To Quit – ICYDK
Heidi Montag Releases Her Garbage Onto The Planet – Litely Salted
There Is No Cumming On Alan Cumming’s Face – Tabloid Prodigy
Phoebe Price Is Clownin’ Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Pete Wentz Is Wishful Tweeting – Wonderwall
Audrina Patridge Dating Texas Former Backup QB – The Dirty
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Split – Anything Hollywood
David Beckham Shows Off His New Tattoo – OMG Blog
Hugh Jackman Splashes Around, Shirtless – Yeeeah!
Christina Aguilera Has An Itchy Vagina – The Superficial
Are You Ready For ‘American Idol‘? – College Candy
Paris & Nicky Hilton Feel Like They’ve Lost A Sister – Hollywood On Crack
Gretchen Rossi Is A Singer Now? – Hollywire
Robert Pattinson Or Michael Cera To Play Spider-Man? – Hollywood Dame
Conan O’Brien Quits That Bitch – Allie Is Wired
For today’s top celebrity quotes of the week, we definitely have some goodies for you. Today, we’ve got Jon Cryer talking about Charlie Sheen, Snooki talking about how she would change the world and Kendra Wilkinson talking about having sex again.
“I got Rob [Pattinson] to sign a copy of GQ: ‘To George, Best of Luck. Hang in there. Love, Rob.’I gave it to George [Clooney] and George signed his Esquire back to him: ‘Dear Rob, Thanks for all the inspiration. I’m a huge fan. Love, George, two-time Sexiest Man Alive.’”
– Anna Kendrick, on the friendly banter she encouraged between her two witty costars while simultaneously shooting “Twilight” and “Up in the Air”, on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”
“2 more wks til i get to hit it hard at the gym..and sex of course(IUD) ;D lol. yayy.”
– New mom Kendra Wilkinson, sharing her post-pregnancy plans, on Twitter
“I have certain girlfriends who I just think are the most angelic, beautiful creatures. And if any of my boyfriends ever fail me, I’ll turn to them!”
– Recently engaged Katy Perry, revealing her romance backup plan, to “Glamour”
“I would put tanning beds in everybody’s homes and I would eliminate the Bumpit because I don’t use the Bumpit. I tease.”
– Jersey Shore’s breakout star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, on how she would change the world, during her virtual visit to “The Jay Leno Show”
“Think anything is going to make YouTube tonight?”
– Sean Penn, following Mariah Carey’s rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival
“When the Oscars were on, I had just given birth…I was sitting there with my twins – I couldn’t have been happier – but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award? Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’”
– Jennifer Lopez, imagining her Academy Award moment for her 2008 film “El Cantante”, to “Latina” magazine
“My job isn’t to tell your kids how to act or not to act…Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not.”
– Miley Cyrus, clarifying that she’s a role model, not a parent, to “Harper’s Bazaar”
“Thankfully a good script can get everybody through awkward moments.”
– Jon Cryer, on returning to work with his embattled costar Charlie Sheen on the TV comedy “Two and a Half Men”
“Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!)”
– Lindsay Lohan, tweeting her New Year’s resolution to make it a drama-free year
“I will not be wearing a bikini for you.”
– Jenny Craig’s newest spokesperson Jason Alexander, drawing the line at shedding pounds not clothes after joining Valerie Bertinelli in the weight-loss program
And there you have it! What was your favorite quote of the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
With Christmas looming ahead, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes for this week! Included this week are quotes from Snoop Dogg, Nicole Richie, and Miss Piggy.
“We got sick and tired of hearing that lady tell us, ‘Turn left! Turn Right!’”
– Snoop Dogg, on lending his voice to TomTom GPS car navigation systems, on the Wendy Williams Show
“For about the next 15 minutes I couldn’t even hear anything anybody was saying to me ’cause all I could think was, ‘Well I’ve made a terrible mistake. Can you put it back on?’”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, questioning her decision to remove her “signature” mole after being confronted by a fan, on the Late Show with David Letterman
“I certainly want a name that I can pronounce!”
– Tom Brady, on the one caveat to giving his still-unnamed week-and-half-old son a Brazilian name to honor his wife Gisele Bündchen’s heritage, in an interview on WEEI Sports Radio
“Ho, ho, ho! Somebody’s going to have a good night tonight.”
– Golden Globe Award nominees announcer Justin Timberlake, joking to fellow announcer John Krasinski after naming Krasinski’s fiancée Emily Blunt as a contender for best actress in a motion picture drama
“I was really into soap operas. I’d begin with Days of Our Lives, then Another World, and finish off with General Hospital. And before dinner I’d watch Oprah.”
– Rachel McAdams, admitting to being a TV junkie in high school, to Vogue
“I feel smarter already.”
– Nicole Richie, debuting her new brunette locks, at the launch of her holiday collection for her House of Harlow 1960 jewelry line
“Animals aren’t easy, but what’s annoying about children is that everyone loves them and I resent that. I only work with ugly children.”
– Hugh Grant, jokingly comparing working with animals versus toiling on set with kids, to People
“Two kids is good; three is fine. Four? Somebody’s getting something done, because we ain’t having five!”
– Carrie Underwood, on doing some family planning, to Self magazine
“It’s like having a really hot, you know, cousin and everybody talks about wanting to sleep with your cousin and you’re like dude, don’t say that to me.”
– Up In the Air and New Moon’s Anna Kendrick, on her lusted-after costars George Clooney and Rob Pattinson, on The View
“My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one, and he’d be the one!”
– Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down on The Wendy Williams Show
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Susan Boyle Makes Cat Noises On TV – Tabloid Prodigy
Jessica Alba’s Nip Slips – City Rag
Carrie Underwood Bashes Tony Romo & Simon Cowell – Pop Eater
Popbytes Interviews Kelis! – Popbytes
Jessica Simpson & Billy Corgan: Photographic Evidence? – The Superficial
Kendra Wilkinson Is In Labor! – Hollywire
Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Very Carrie – Celebrity Smack
Ricky Martin Takes His Beard To A Party – Holy Moly
Robert Pattinson Says He’s Single – Hollywood Dame
Holly Madison Is Now Banging Paris Hilton’s Leftovers – ICYDK
Happy Hoffidays! – Litely Salted
Kim Kardashian Is So Social! – News Toob
Lindsay Lohan Saves 40 Kids, Not Herself – Wonderwall
Rihanna And Her Leotard Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Before She Was Famous: Snooki! – OMG! Blog
Jersey Shore: Bad For Guidos? – College Candy
Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods – Fatback Media
The Vatican Loves Them Some Tupac – F-Listed
Nicky Hilton: The Latest Robbery Victim – Anything Hollywood
Anna Paquin Braves The Elements Looking Homeless – Pacific Coast News
Miley Cyrus Partying Out Of The USA? – Allie Is Wired
With the end of the year and decade coming up you can expect every type of list imaginable popping up, but here is one that I thought was a bit fun and you better too because it took me forever to save all of these picutres! People have come up with what they think is the best photos of 2009. Take a look and tell us what you think.
SUPER HOOPER
She’s got moves! First Lady Michelle Obama displays her hula-hooping skills in Washington, D.C., during a Healthy Kids Fair on the White House lawn. More than 100 school children attended the October event, where Obama helped educate them about exercise and nutritious foods.
TOAST OF THE TOWN
Happy 2009! Reality-star sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian party it up at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas, ringing in what would be one their biggest years with champagne, hundreds of revelers and near-matching sparkly party dresses.
TRAPEZE ARTIST
Amy Winehouse is flying high during a trapeze lesson while continuing her extended vacation in St. Lucia in January, where she’s hung with a new man and even performed for guests in her hotel.
WALK THIS WAY
Jessica Simpson struts her stuff onstage during Radio 99.9 Kiss Country’s annual Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., in January. The singer – in her now-infamous jeans – performed a mix of pop and country tunes before dashing off to Dallas for a rendezvous with then-boyfriend Tony Romo
THREE’S COMPANY
Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry prove that girls rule at February’s Grammy Salute to Industry Icons honoring Clive Davis at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
AYE AYE, SKIPPER
This is your captain speaking! John Mayer gets into the nautical spirit – and shows a lot of leg while doing it! – aboard the Mayercraft Carrier 2, his four-day spring music cruise to Mexico. The singer posted on Twitter about his plans to don his thong “mankini,” which he wore on last year’s voyage.
MAD FOR PLAID
Nice legs! Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick struts his stuff on the runway in a traditional Scottish kilt during March’s Dressed to Kilt fashion show at New York City’s M2 Ultra Lounge. The event, which paid tribute to all things Scottish, was hosted by famous Scotsman Sir Sean Connery.
SEEING DOUBLE
She has her own mini-me! Katy Perry celebrates the launch of her new music video, “Waking Up in Vegas,” with a look-alike admirer – and now ex-boyfriend Travis McCoy (not pictured) – during a spring bash at Mr. West in New York.
SHINE ON
Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson gets pulses racing – in the daylight! – during a photo call at the Magestic Pier for the Cannes International Film Festival in May.
SPLISH SPLASH
Kate Gosselin shows off her summer tan in a black bikini in North Carolina, where she’d been vacationing with her eight children and filming scenes for her TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.
SEXY SPARKLERS
Dance queen Lady Gaga gets something off her chest – literally! – at June’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. The edgy singer – who performed her hits “LoveGame” and “Poker Face” – was joined by Kelly Clarkson, the Black Eyed Peas and hosts the Jonas Brothers.
CAMEL LOT
Need a lift? Paris Hilton trades Cadillacs for camels, traveling in style during a summer visit to Dubai. The heiress traveled to the Persian Gulf to film a new installment of her reality series, Paris Hilton’s Dubai BFF.
ANIMAL INSTINCT
And the flamboyant stunts continue! Brüno, a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen, indulges his wild side in June, donning a furry bull costume at the Spanish premiere of his film at Madrid’a Las Ventas building.
MANNING UP
Dude looks like a lady – and it is! Mariah Carey plays dress-up, sporting two manly looks (one looking suspiciously similar to Eminem) while shooting her “Obsessed” music video in June outside New York’s Plaza Hotel
JUMP ON IT
Don’t mess with The Piven! The Entourage actor launches his assault against WWE star John Cena while guest-hosting Monday Night Raw at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Conn. Piven was at the event to promote his upcoming film, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, which hit theaters Aug. 14.
MAN HUNT
Look who’s on the prowl! Zac Efron gets ready to make his move – and bares his ripped abs! – while on the Burnaby, British Columbia, set of The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud in August.
TOTALLY ‘80S
Are they headed to a Madonna concert? Costars Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall are the picture of ’80s chic in September while filming the sequel to Sex and the City in Manhattan.
GOT CRAVINGS?
All she needs is the ice cream! Kendra Wilkinson enjoys a Girls Next Door reunion – and a salty snack – during her September baby shower, thrown by pals Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt (not pictured) at a private residence outside of Los Angeles.
DOUBLED UP
Actress-designers Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen serve up some seriously stylish cocktails at Bergdorf Goodman during September’s Fashion’s Night Out in N.Y.C.
VISIONARY LOOK
Wanna pucker up to this look? A fashion-savvy Rihanna does as she rocks one stylish pair of shades at Intermix’s Fashion’s Night Out celebration in New York City. The bash was part of a worldwide initiative to celebrate fashion and restore consumer confidence.
IN THE BUFF
Think he’d win a wet T-shirt contest? Absolutely! New Moon hottie Taylor Lautner is soaked to the skin – and bares his buff biceps! – during an October photo shoot in Malibu.
PICTURE PERFECT
She’s got your smile! Doting dad Tom Cruise savors a sweet – and smiley! – moment with his 3-year-old daughter Suri, during a fall outing to the Charles River basin in Cambridge, Mass.
CHEERING SQUAD
Kate Hudson and her father Kurt Russell cheer for the New York Yankees in early November as her baseball player beau Alex Rodriguez helps his team win their 27th World Series title.
TASTY DELIGHT
Gerard Butler certainly has a taste for Katherine Heigl as the costars get cheeky at the Los Angeles premiere of The Ugly Truth. The romantic comedy about a love-challenged TV producer (Heigl) and a sexist correspondent (Butler) opened July 24.
FACE TIME
Who are those masked beachgoers? As the death toll from swine flu mounts in April, newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt practice safety first, sporting protective masks for a trip to the beach while on a “pre-honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Thoughts? Do you agree with all of these photos or is there some that should have been on the list?
source: 25 Best Celeb Photos of 2009 [People]
We all know that the Twilight fans are scary crazy and so does Robert Pattinson, so much so that he is worried about catching HIV from one of them.
When he was speaking to the News Of The World, the actor said “people ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair, I just don’t want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don’t want to get shot or stabbed.”
He also spoke of a time when a bunch of girls ran up to him with blood on their necks after scratching themselves, “they were like, ‘We did this for you’ … I didn’t know what to say — ‘Thank you, guys?’”
He then went on to say that he has come to accept the attention that the films have brought on him but he does feel vulnerable for an attack when he is at events, he also said that if it gets too much he will give it up for music.
I kind of feel bad for Robert Pattinson , if I had anybody come up to me with blood on their necks and asked me to suck it then I would be forced to hit them.
source: Crazed Twilight fans ’slice open necks’ [MSN]
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Tabloid Prodigy linked with Freaks N’ Links
Wilmer Valderrama Is Bangin’ – City Rag
Larry The Cable Guy Intimidates Brad Pitt? – Pop Eater
Daisy Lowe Has Some Weird Animal On Her Head – Holy Moly
Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape Sucks & Not In A Good Way – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Pulls A Scratch & Sniff – Celeb News Wire
Cops Hate Paris Hilton – Fatback Media
Twilight’s New Moon Premiere: L.A. Goth – Ninja Dude
Another Celebrity Marriage Bites The Dust – ICYDK
Jon Gosselin Continues To Be Gross – Litely Salted
George Clooney’s Girlfriend Is A Smoker – Pacific Coast News
Shauna Sand Is Mother Of The Year – The Superficial
Katy Perry’s Boobies For The 874th Time – Yeeah!
Budget Stylista: You WILL Look Good – College Candy
Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing A Bra – Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ Ex Gets Jail Time – Wonderwall
OMG, His Butt: Gerard Butler – OMG! Blog
Kirstie Alley And Conan O’Brien Feud – Anything Hollywood
Robert Pattinson’s Other Movie – Hollywood Dame
Photographer Anthony Citrano Calls Out Demi Moore – Allie Is Wired
20 Sexy Graffiti Pinups – City Rag
Nicolas Cage Talks To Pirates – Pop Eater
Chris Brown Is Hounded By Women? – Holy Moly
Is Kate Hudson Too Big For Her Britches? – Celebrity Smack
Godspeed, Nicole Richie! – Celeb News Wire
Is Avril Lavigne Hooking Up With Fez? – Hollywire
Hulk Hogan Got The Crap Beat Out Of Him – Litely Salted
Is Rihanna Going Through Katy Perry’s Laundry? – Drunken Stepfather
Stephanie Pratt Is Still Partying – Pacific Coast News
Behind Closed Doors With Tom Cruise – Popbytes
Michael Lohan Finally Butting Out? – ICYDK
Paris Hilton Denies Drunken Fight With Doug – The Superficial
Jon Gosselin Offered Kate Major A Job – Anything Hollywood
Leighton Meester Looks Like Kristen Stewart’s Corpse – Yeeeah!
Robert Pattinson Melts Clothes Off Of Chicks – Wonderwall
Are You Fugly? There’s An App For That! – College Candy
Cameron Diaz Stars In The Worst Movie Ever Made – Hollywood Dame
Gerard Butler Mocks Michael Jackson? – Allie Is Wired
Sienna Miller May Have Gotten Work – Drunken Stepfather
Susan Boyle Was Beaten As A Child – Pop Eater
Coco Wants You To See Things Through Her Eyes – The Superficial
Rod Stewart Is Getting Sued – Wonderwall
Lily Allen Argues At First Contact With Secret Sister – Anything Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan Continues To Deserve Free Things – Litely Salted
OMG, He’s Naked: Joseph Gordon-Leavitt – OMG! Blog
Ryan Seacrest Cut Off After Asking About Robsten – Hollywire
Rihanna Looks Giant & Freaky – ICYDK
Salma Hayek Is High Quality – City Rag
David Beckham Has A New Stupid Hair Cut – Holy Moly
Photo: Kellan Lutz & His Boyfriend – Pacific Coast News
College Candy’s Gay Men Of The Year – College Candy
Michael Buble Defends Britney Spears – Hollywood Dame
Rihanna Has Major Cellulite – Yeeeah!
Robert Pattinson To Go Naked? – Allie Is Wired
Homework Depicts Mom As A Stripper – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, She’s Back: Omarosa – OMG! Blog
Geena Davis Is Looking Pretty Hefty – Pop Eater
Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie Are Playing Mind Games! - Popbytes
Eddie Murphy Is Looking Extremely Camp – Holy Moly
Katy Perry Grosses Us Out, Again – Litely Salted
Tom Cruise Hasn’t Grown Taller, He’s Using Lifts – City Rag
Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her New Boobs – Celebrity Smack
Robert Downey Jr.’s Moose Knuckle – Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller Gets Tangled Up With Dogs – Ninja Dude
Pamela Anderson’s Got A Little Present For You – ICYDK
Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Moneymaker – Drunken Stepfather
Tara Reid Is Going To Show Everything! – Wonderwall
Hilary Duff & Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss On Gossip Girl – Yeeeah!
It’s A Sad Day For Celine Dion – Fatback Media
Fergie Says Josh Duhamel Has A Giant Package – The Superficial
Robert Pattinson Has An Ideal Girlfriend – Hollywood Dame
Green Up Your Turkey Day – College Candy
Lindsay Lohan Is The New Britney Spears – Allie Is Wired
Cheeseburger In A Can – Yes It Exists! – Tabloid Prodigy
Dakota Fanning Is A Good Girl Gone Vamp – Pop Eater
OMG! The Truth About Playgirl! – OMG! Blog
Demi Moore’s Naked Animal Instincts – City Rag
Nicole Richie, Kinda Washed Out? – Celebrity Smack
Justin Timberlake Likes Threesomes & More – Celeb News Wire
Jon Gosselin Is Suing TLC, Who Knew? – Fatback Media
Shauna Sand Flashes Some Nip In Front Of Her Kid – The Superficial
Kristin Cavallari Leaves The Salon Looking Blah – ICYDK
Amy Winehouse Wants Butt Implants – Anything Hollywood
Don’t Ask The Jonas Brothers About Their Sex Lives – Litely Salted
Halle Berry Looks Like A Gay Black Dude – Drunken Stepfather
Do It Yourself Tuesdays: The Bottle Cap Table – College Candy
Steven Tyler Is Glamorous! – Holy Moly
Fergie Admits Talking About Cheating – Wonderwall
One Liners From Roger Sterling – F-Listed
Happy 40th Birthday To Sesame Street – Popbytes
Shanna Moakler Apologizes For Donkey Talk – Hollywire
Joel Madden Walks Out After Pantyless Britney Spears Photo Gag – Hollywood Dame
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Spotted Holding Hands – Allie Is Wired
Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve got some of the funniest quotes for you today! Between Jessica Simpson trash talking “Melrose Place” to Kristen Stewart calling herself a lesbian. Enjoy!
“Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
– Big sis Jessica Simpson, blasting “Melrose Place” after recent news that her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been cut from the show, on Twitter
“I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.”
– Rihanna, on the media storm that followed her physical attack by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown
“Sarah was a little nuts before. Don’t get me wrong. I loved the nuts that she was.”
– Freddie Prinze Jr., on the calming effect their new baby Charlotte has had on his type-A wife Sarah Michelle Gellar
“I felt completely rancid!”
– Mariah Carey, on her glammed-down role in the new film “Precious”, at the movie’s AFI Audi Film Festival premiere
“I think I’m just misunderstood. I’m not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.”
– Jon Gosselin, trying to redeem himself during a public dialogue with celebrity Rabbi Shmuley Boteach in New York City
“I love the smell of diapers.”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, on just how much she loves being a mom
“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’”
– Kristen Stewart, on why she refuses to confirm or deny that she and her New Moon costar Robert Pattinson are dating
“I still love those damn Dorritos, baby! And I’m telling you: The Keebler elf is real.”
– A slimmed-down Mo’Nique, on the junk food that still tempts her
“Me! I want to be the first to have it back to back, buddy.”
– The reigning Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman, when asked who deserves to succeed him
“I don’t feel a day over 6!”
– Big Bird, on kicking off Sesame Street’s 40th anniversary
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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