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Who doesn’t love gorgeous women? Every magazine and Web site rounds up their list of Most Sexy This and Hottest That. Who’s got time to read all of them?
Yet we here at Gone Hollywood don’t want you to miss out on any hot celebrity chicks, so we have rounded up all the ladies that make up the elite of celebrity hotness.
Hottest Chick on TV- Kristen Bell
I love Veronica Mars. So Kristen Bell on Heroes is like candy. She looks like the type of girl who would tie you up and make you squeal…in a good way.
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Hottest Lesbian Chick - Portia de Rossi
At first I thought Portia was guilty of the utmost crime of snobbery. You remember her days on Ally McBeal. She would strut around with long hair like she was Lady Lovely Locks and look pretentious. But now that she is openly dating Ellen Degeneres I can’t tell you how hypocritical I have become. I mean “Arrested Development” was pure gold.
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Hottest Actress That is Actually Talented- Keira Knightley
How could you not love Keira. She swears like a sailor on shore leave and doesn’t have any shame. Keira is someone you could drink with and she would be racking up pints faster than you can say pirate hooker.
“Apparently on the Internet I’m a sexy beanpole, tomboy beanpole.”
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Hottest Goth Chick- Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan is one saucy kitten. She is one of those girls who will bust out freaky toys that make you nervous, but always wanted to try. Plus I have three words for you. Machine gun leg.
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Hottest Young Hot Hollywood Chick- Hayden Panettiere
The second of the hot blondes on “Heroes” is Hayden. She is constantly bouncing around in a cheerleader skirt and is never without lip-gloss. Her character never dies and undergoes various grotesque accidents. Beauty and gore. It is like soft core porn and candy for a man.
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Hottest Underrated Babe- Salma Hayek
Salma has just been inducted into the MILF association and has projects around every corner. After fighting her way from Mexican soap opera status, she now ranks among the A-listers. Plus she has fantastic boobies.
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Overrated Babe- Cameron Diaz
She is thin, blonde and rich. We get it. But I fail to see the appeal in Cameron Diaz. In true form she is rather ditzy and lacks talent. This is one chic who make it on appearance alone.
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Hottest Mistress-Annabella Sciorra
Tony Soprano raked in a ton of tail. But her character, Gloria, was smart and sassy. Two very important factors when dealing with the mob.
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Hottest of the Richest- Sandra Bullock
She ranks 14th on the Forbes’ list of the rich and powerful women. Sandra Bullock has that girl next door quality and buckets of cash you could roll in. She is also the type of girl you can bring home to mom, hold a decent conversation with and will ride your Harley without complaining about wind blown hair.
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Most Desired- Queen Latifah
Before you gasp with fear of the voluptuous curves of the Queen, know that in a Yahoo Personals poll she came in third of the most desired single celebrities. Sure Jessica Alba was number one and Jennifer Anniston placed second. But Latifah placed third above Jessica Simpson and Maria Sharapova.
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UPDATE (Freddy): In the interest of completeness, here are some of the more notable omissions from Cara’s list. Sure, it takes the list beyond 10 and technically screws up the title. But it’s hot women, people, so get over it already. (And Queen Freakin’ Latifah? Please. No way I’d hit that.)
Sexiest Woman in the World - Jessica Alba. According to FHM, anyway. See FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World - 2007 for the other 99.
Sexiest Woman Alive - Charlize Theron. According to Esquire, she’s the sexiest woman on the planet for 2007.
Woman of the Year - Sarah Michelle Gellar The former Buffy star won the honor from Maxim magazine. For 2008!
Hayden Panettiere Will F#@king Kill You - Egotastic
Paris Hilton Banned for Being Cheap - Ninja Dude
Heather Graham is Still Kissing the Girls - City Rag
Gossip Girl is But Mere Jail bait - The Bastardly
Eddie Vedder Talks About Fatherhood - Celebrity Smack
Kid Nation Sheds the Tears - Gawker
Mary-Louise Parker And Her Adopted Daughter - Splash News
KFC Offers Jennifer Lopez VIP Chicken - Hollywood Rag
Good Luck Chuck Good for Boobs - Celeb News Wire
Rose McGowan’s Plastic Surgery is Backfiring - A Socialites Life
Britney Spears Has an Eating Disorder - The Superficial
Colin Farrell Helps the Homeless - In Case You Didn’t Know
A BBC Crimewatcher Brings on the ‘Heat’ - Popbytes
Jordan (Katie Price) Wants You to Play with Her Pony - Flisted
Diddy Defends Britney Spears - Celebrity Warship
Sharon Osbourne Talks Sex: Ozzy = Energizer Bunny - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears Sucks on Her Binky - Allie is Wired
Charmed hottie Rose McGowan is on the cover of ARENA magazine and there’s a nice photo spread inside.
Here’s my favorite from inside:
The Grumpiest has more. And, who knows, you might also be selected to receive two free iPod Nanos, like I was.
I know, long post title… but it all needed to be there. The cover pictures on Rolling Stone Magazine, certainly have changed. Have they reached the point of what one would consider softcore porn?
That said, the bastardly writes:
 Since when did Rolling Stone Magazine change focus from music to straight-up celebrity softcore porn? Of course we don’t mind the cover, but I’m surprised at how they’re stooping to Maxim levels to sell some magazines. Let’s hope the whorification of popular media continues!
source: bastardly
Rose McGowan is the Diva in Red, according to Page6.
 ROSE McGowan had her female co-stars in “Grindhouse” ready to scratch her eyes out at the L.A. premiere after she had her reps warn them not to wear red because McGowan didn’t want her own red dress upstaged. “It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she’s self-obsessed,” said our spy. Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. “It was basically a ‘[Bleep] you!’ to Rose,” said the source. McGowan’s rep had no comment, but a pal of hers told us, “She wanted the girls to coordinate what they wore so they would look amazing and sexy and beautiful.” The picture, an homage to the violent, low-budget fare once shown on 42nd Street, features two flicks, Robert Rodriguez’s “Planet Terror” and Quentin Tarantino’s “Death Proof.” Tarantino told the crowd, “It’s OK to get up to take a p - - - during the movie,” to which Rodriguez quipped, “As long as it’s in the middle of Quentin’s film.” The cast later partied at BlackBook mag’s gala outside.
With that body, it’d be hard to upstage her.
ASL’s J. Harvey thinks Rose has too big a head for such a minor star. “I know she’s the lead, but she just came from like three years on Charmed as the least attractive sister. She’s lucky she got to walk the red carpet again.” Over at OMG!WTF? they don’t think she’s that hot, either.
But look at those pics!
Celebitchy has photos of McGowan’s co-stars. Marley Shelton and Tracie Thoms aren’t the least bit hot. I don’t even know how they got jobs in a movie, to be honest with you.
Some of the other chicks are pretty sexy, though. April Scott and Kristen Bell are kinda famous but they don’t have bods like Rose’s. I’ve never heard of Rena Riffel, Jordan Ladd, Vanessa Ferlito, or Zoe Bell but they’re not bad.
   
Still, if she doesn’t want to be upstaged at premier parties, she should stick to seethroughs:
      
Rose McGowan Explains Eye Droop - A Socialites Life
Bitten By Sarah Jessica Parker - Allie Is Wired
50 Things to Know About ‘American Idol’s’ Simon Cowell - Bumpshack
Love or hate Phil Spector’s new look? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Beyonce Crazy In Love With Houston - City Rag
Megan Fox refuses to stop being hot - Fatback and Collards
Jael Strauss Won’t Be America’s Next Top Model - Ninja Dude
Heidi Klum out on the streets - Popbytes
I’m Not Saying Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Do Cocaine - The Evil Beet
Ryan Phillipe & Ashlee Simpson - SERIOUSLY? - D*ana’s Dirt
Madonna & David Have a HOT New Nanny - Monica Monroe’s Gossip
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Jenny is upset because Rose McGowan has had her teeth fixed and appears to have had a botox injection. Frankly, McGowan still looks pretty damned hot.
Regardless, it’s hard to concentrate on what McGowan’s teeth and skin look like when she’s showing up to premieres wearing outfits that show off her tits and ass better than Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
Actually, you couldn’t even see her teeth in these pics if you wanted to. And you don’t.
Several of my celebrity blogosphere brethren have noted that the hybrid CW network, formed by taking the best shows on UPN and WB, has almost certainly the hottest collection of women of any channel this side of Playboy. It’s a good observation worth exploring in depth.
Egotastic’s dubs it “The Hottest Damn Network on TV” and observed,
Alexis Bledel and Kristen Bell will be heating up Tuesday nights with The Gilmore Girls followed by Veronica Mars. Wednesday nights have Tyra Banks and the girls from America’s Next Top Model followed by One Tree Hill with Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, and Bethany Joy Galeotti (formerly Lenz). Thursdays is staying the same as it was on The WB with Kristen Kreuk, Alison Mack and Erica Durance on Smallville, followed by Supernatural, but I don’t watch that show because there are no hot girls on that one.
Sadly, Everwood got cut at the last minute to make room for 7th Heaven to return with Beverly Mitchell, so we’ll be saying goodbye to Emily Van Camp and Sarah Drew since they didn’t have a chance to go out for pilot season. Charmed also ended this year, so no more Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, or Holly Marie Combs.
To illustrate his point, he has assembled 60 photos of these lovelies for your viewing pleasure.
Pink’s Trent is less effusive, noting only that, “The plan for the network is to take the hottest shows from UPN and the hottest shows from The WB and create a new network of the hottest shows. To me, The CW strikes me as The WB 2.0.”
CPG has its own gallery of CW hotties.
The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.
We’ll see how the network fares. But I like their strategic vision.
Here are some photos:
     
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