Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan used to be considered a sexy symbol? Well judging by these pictures it seems those days are well and truly buried.
Now you have to remember Lindsay only turned 23 and not 47 this past weekend when she celebrated her birthday at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas over her weekend.
Also in one of the photos Lindsay pays tribute to Michael Jackson, to which she tweeted “MJ was playing when this was taken, I’m not that much of narcissist.”
The actress shot this eHarmony spoof video for funnyordie.com, in it she references her recent split with Samantha Ronson and of course her DUI arrests.
The video opens with “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.”
I find this pretty funny - more of this this Lindsay Lohan please, oh and in my opinion she did a far better job than Paris Hilton’s spoof videos.
If you ever thought, “How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?” — here’s your answer … she didn’t!
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic offenses than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis — a porn king who’s produced such legendary classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts.”
I can’t believe its been so long since we have posted about Lindsay Lohan , but now we have this Nylon Magazine photoshoot she has done.
Since our last post there has been a lot of bullshit in the life of Lohan, but then again when hasn’t there been? She has had an arrest warrant out on her, had huge fights with girlfriend Samantha Ronson and stuff like that.
Upon all of this bullshit, Lindsay has also been complaining non stop about her career (or lack of). She told Nylon that “it’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now.”
She also told the magazine that she has been wanting to star in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland which stars Johnny Depp and Anne Hathaway, but she says “that didn’t work out, “it is what it is. You’re not right for the part, and that’s it. I can take it, I’m a big girl.”
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She isn’t done complaining yet though, today she gave an interview with E! News in which yet again she said she is perfect, hates the paparazzi/press and blah blah blah.
On her relationship with Sam: “They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”
On being clean: “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
On her future career: “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, ake music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”
The rest of the crap she said: “With everything that’s gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. No. 1 is perfect, and perfect is impossible. You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.”
Lindsay Lohan’s quotes write the jokes for themselves, she is really delusional.
Lindsay Lohan is featured in the new issue of Interview magazine and I can’t help but think they are going for the vampire look in the photo shoot.
This is the same interview that Lindsay complains over not being getting the same career opportunities as Scarlett Johansson because “people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life.’” even though she “works just as hard as any other actress around my age”
Lindsay also says “the worst part is, in terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. And you know what? I was 20 years old. I never went to college. And I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. God forbid I should have ever learned my lesson.”
Other highlights of the interview include Lindsay saying the reason she started drugs was because she seeing somebody around her do them (she says it wasn’t her mother Dina Lohan, so she hints it was her father Michael Lohan).
Lauren Hutton, the former supermodel who gave the interview, suggests that Lindsay should just go away for a while to get some privacy but Lohan quickly shoots her down and says it is “impossible” to do that.
What’s funny about Lindsay saying it’s impossible is her example of getting away was when she and Samantha Ronson went to Dubai in November for the opening party of the Atlantis Palm Jumeirah hotel/resort, she says the paparazzi were lining outside her hotel.
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My advice for Lindsay Lohan is, if she wants some privacy from the paparazzi then she should go somewhere that there isn’t a celebrity party going on or you know.. even stay in so she isn’t photographed. Maybe then directors and movie studios will take her seriously, but thats just my opinion.
Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson reportedly had a huge bust up on New Years Eve. But did they break up???
From all indications, it looks like Sam and LiLo were getting into fights left and right and posing for the cameras, smiling in between. Here’s an account from someone who was there:
Here is a short video clip of what went down at Mansion on New Years:
Who knew Lindsay Lohan still had fans? Well she does and he is so crazy about her that tried jump on her while she was leaving the Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, Arizona last night.
38-year-old Daniel Patrick Combs apparently spotted Lindsay and Samantha Ronson as they left the club which is when he decided to try get around security guards and ended up pushing one of them.
The owner of the club, Dan Wierck, said “the gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan so he immediately attacked her and started yelling, ‘I love her, I love her.’”
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Lindsay and Sam left the club in an SUV while security held onto the man until the police arrived, he was then arrested for disorderly conduct and released a few hours later, no charges have been filed yet.
When interviewed, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson said they were unaware of the attack at the club.
