Wait have we already had twitter drama the Lindsay Lohan edition? Probably, but this morning she got her fingers ready and started going off on one.
I am not entirely sure what any of this means because I don’t think the English language recognizes these ramblings but she was obviously pissed off at Samantha Ronson for some reason.
This is the main reason why I love Twitter but as of yet Samantha Ronson hasn’t tweeted anything yet but it will be interesting to see what Lindsay Lohan say next.
Remember that little robbery that had Lindsay Lohan in a frazzle?
We’ve just found out why Lindsay was so hysterical about the break in.
She was said to be storing some videos and photos in her safe, which was broken into. She went into hysterics over the thievery because there’s some pretty nasty photos out there that she doesn’t want anyone to see.
Lindsay has already confessed to hiding the compromising photos of her and a nearly nude Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay was so worried after returning from NYC to find that her stash was robbed. A snitch close to LiLo says, “Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad. Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic. She seemed super worried – acting like some of the shots might be way over the line.”
Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been in the toilet for quite some time, so it was only a matter of time before her life would end up in porn one way or another.
Which leads us to The Untrue Hollywood Stories – Lindsay Lohan a comedy parody from Hustler, while the porno doesn’t star Lindsay it is all about her life and even includes a less butch Samantha Ronson and Paris Hilton who talks about cold boobs.
Of course none of the people are real and are hired actors but it is pretty hilarious because they even feature Lindsay’s mother Dina Lohan who “if she’s not off plotting against her daughter, she’s wreaking a little havoc of her own on the world.
The trailer is below and is safe for work, if you would like to stream the Lindsay Lohan porno it is streaming on the official website (nsfw), or you can buy it on July 28th.
Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan used to be considered a sexy symbol? Well judging by these pictures it seems those days are well and truly buried.
Now you have to remember Lindsay only turned 23 and not 47 this past weekend when she celebrated her birthday at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas over her weekend.
Also in one of the photos Lindsay pays tribute to Michael Jackson, to which she tweeted “MJ was playing when this was taken, I’m not that much of narcissist.”
The actress shot this eHarmony spoof video for funnyordie.com, in it she references her recent split with Samantha Ronson and of course her DUI arrests.
The video opens with “Hi, My name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single… I think. And I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.â€
I find this pretty funny – more of this this Lindsay Lohan please, oh and in my opinion she did a far better job than Paris Hilton‘s spoof videos.
If you ever thought, “How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?” — here’s your answer … she didn’t!
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic offenses than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis — a porn king who’s produced such legendary classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts.”
I can’t believe its been so long since we have posted about Lindsay Lohan , but now we have this Nylon Magazine photoshoot she has done.
Since our last post there has been a lot of bullshit in the life of Lohan, but then again when hasn’t there been? She has had an arrest warrant out on her, had huge fights with girlfriend Samantha Ronson and stuff like that.
Upon all of this bullshit, Lindsay has also been complaining non stop about her career (or lack of). She told Nylon that “it’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now.”
She also told the magazine that she has been wanting to star in Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland which stars Johnny Depp and Anne Hathaway, but she says “that didn’t work out, “it is what it is. You’re not right for the part, and that’s it. I can take it, I’m a big girl.”
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She isn’t done complaining yet though, today she gave an interview with E! News in which yet again she said she is perfect, hates the paparazzi/press and blah blah blah.
On her relationship with Sam: “They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”
On being clean: “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
On her future career: “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, ake music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”
The rest of the crap she said: “With everything that’s gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. No. 1 is perfect, and perfect is impossible. You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.”
Lindsay Lohan‘s quotes write the jokes for themselves, she is really delusional.
Lindsay Lohan is featured in the new issue of Interview magazine and I can’t help but think they are going for the vampire look in the photo shoot.
This is the same interview that Lindsay complains over not being getting the same career opportunities as Scarlett Johansson because “people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life.’” even though she “works just as hard as any other actress around my age”
Lindsay also says “the worst part is, in terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. And you know what? I was 20 years old. I never went to college. And I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. God forbid I should have ever learned my lesson.”
Other highlights of the interview include Lindsay saying the reason she started drugs was because she seeing somebody around her do them (she says it wasn’t her mother Dina Lohan, so she hints it was her father Michael Lohan).
Lauren Hutton, the former supermodel who gave the interview, suggests that Lindsay should just go away for a while to get some privacy but Lohan quickly shoots her down and says it is “impossible” to do that.
What’s funny about Lindsay saying it’s impossible is her example of getting away was when she and Samantha Ronson went to Dubai in November for the opening party of the Atlantis Palm Jumeirah hotel/resort, she says the paparazzi were lining outside her hotel.
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My advice for Lindsay Lohan is, if she wants some privacy from the paparazzi then she should go somewhere that there isn’t a celebrity party going on or you know.. even stay in so she isn’t photographed. Maybe then directors and movie studios will take her seriously, but thats just my opinion.
Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson reportedly had a huge bust up on New Years Eve. But did they break up???
From all indications, it looks like Sam and LiLo were getting into fights left and right and posing for the cameras, smiling in between. Here’s an account from someone who was there:
Here is a short video clip of what went down at Mansion on New Years:
