Hustler sure are scraping at the bottom of the barrel for their porn parodies now aren’t they? Sure the Lindsay Lohan and Saved By The Bell ones were funny but now we have “This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX.”
The movie, directed by S. Wayne, follows the PAPS team (Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society) in searching for answers to the unexplained, undead and the undersexed.
Part of the press release for the DVD says that Victoria White does anal sex for the first time, to which Drew Rosenfeld (Creative Director at Hustler Video) says..
“You couldn’t tell it was her first time by watching her scene, She is so hot and works Mr. Pete as if she’d been doing anal from the beginning!”
The movie also stars SinDee Jennings, Alexa Nicole, Kiara Diane, Krissy Lynn, Anthony Rosano, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater and Mr. Pete.
I don’t even know what to say but laugh, the trailer is completely safe for work and you can see it below!
Dustin “Screech” Diamond wants us all to know exactly what went on behind the scenes of the popular teen television show, “Saved By The Bell”. He says it’s exactly what you think, sex and drugs, or so he alleges in his new book, “Behind The Bell”.
Mark-Paul Cosselaar (Zack Morris) said that he wasn’t worried at all by Screech’s book. He said, “What is he going to say? We were banging groupies at 14? I can’t wait to read his book, because I don’t have a memory of a lot of the shows. Maybe it was because I was doing lines off of the audience members’ asses. I’m sure he’s going to write something crazy like that. The truth is, the reason why the show worked and why it’s still on today – we were good people and good to each other. We were innocent, naive kids. We were not jaded. So him writing a book, I’m not really afraid of what he has to say. There are not too many skeletons in my closet.”
Speaking of the drug use on the set of the show, Diamond said, “I could smell a certain ’smoke’, wafting from the crack” underneath his castmates’ dressing rooms. He also claims that Gosselaar was using steroids before the start of “Saved By The Bell: The College Years”.
Diamond said in reference to Gosselaar, “He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month.”
About the sex, he added, “If Kelly was interested in Slater one week, then backstage there was a lot going on between them in Mario’s room. Then, if Jessie kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.”
Sounds like someone is a bit mad because he wasn’t getting any action.
source: Dustin Diamond Alleges Hook Ups, Pot Smoking on Saved By the Bell Set – [usmagazine]
The porno is called This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX and stars “Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Misty Stone, Ally Ann, Nicole Ray, April O’Neal, Eric John, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders and Scott Stone as Mr. Hijinx himself, Zack Morris.”
I wonder why they didn’t just use Dustin Diamond to play Screech, he is looking for work and as we all know he has no problems in filming his sex life.
This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX is brought to you by Hustler, the same company who made that Lindsay Lohan porn.
Will you be watching this? I for one won’t be, not one of these people are remotely attractive.
