Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got loads of goodies in our top ten celebrity quotes. Joan Rivers says she’s waiting until Lindsay Lohan does something crazy to bash her, Paul Rudd joking about judging “American Idol” and Elizabeth Hurley talking about her boobs. Enjoy!
“[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off.”
– Jimmy Fallon, on his hardcore preparation for hosting the Emmys, to People
“I feel like we paved the way for the destruction of morality on the tube.”
– Mom-to-be Christina Applegate, on her raunchy ’90s sitcom Married with Children, to Parade
“I’ll be nice – until she does the first insane thing, which will probably be 20 minutes after she’s out.”
– Joan Rivers, vowing not to pick on Lindsay Lohan, to People
“I was in a store in Las Vegas and they give celeb discounts. I gave my credit card and the clerk was like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought you were Jason Bateman.’ “
– Jerry O’Connell, on his mistaken identity dis and dismiss, to People
“OMG!! I’m on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me! I went over & said hi – think I just got pregnant!”
– Tracy Morgan’s onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd, Tweeting her excitement for the former Sexiest Man Alive and fellow guest star on the comedy series
“I’ll be a nice judge, but if I don’t like what they do I will tell them to give up on their dreams.”
– Paul Rudd, joking about filling Simon Cowell’s judge’s seat on American Idol, to MTV News
“I read that I’ve just had breast implants – happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikinis…”
– Elizabeth Hurley, crediting her 40 and fab body to good genes and even better swimsuits, on Twitter
“When I get injured it’s devastating because I know I won’t be able to wear heels. I’m practically in tears.”
– Fashionista Serena Williams, who’s also has to forgo the U.S. Open due to her foot injury, to SOBeFiT magazine
“Omg, I was thinking the same thing, sweetie! That is awesome! I love you.”
– Blake Shelton, sharing his patented response to fiancée Miranda Lambert on their wedding planning, to People
“If he was of legal age…Justin Beiber has this swag to him.”
– Kim Kardashian, toying with the possibility of dating the 16-year-old pop star, on Lopez Tonight
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was the one from Joan Rivers, who is obviously ready to pounce on Lindsay as soon as she goofs. It’s really only a matter of time, isn’t it?
A lot of celebrities are asked to take all their clothes off, of course they have no problem doing it if they are guaranteed to be on the cover of the magazine. MTV have come up with a list of their all time favorite nude magazine covers. Take a look for yourself and see if you agree.
Lindsay Lohan, New York
In their “Spring Fashion” issue in 2008, Lindsay Lohan stripped down to her birthday suit and re-enacted a classic Marilyn Monroe photo shoot with only a few sheer scarves to keep herself warm.
Jennifer Aniston, Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone has a history of nude and nearly-nude cover subjects (including John Lennon, Christina Aguilera, Brooke Shields and Britney Spears), but the one that really shook the planet was Aniston’s. She appeared completely stripped on the cover of the magazine during the height of “Friends”-mania and with her rear end completely exposed for the universe to gawk at.
Demi Moore, Vanity Fair
Demi Moore might just be the godmother of stars who strip for magazine covers (especially Vanity Fair), but her first nude cover was her most eye-catching. Coming off the success of “Ghost,” Moore appeared completely nude on the cover of Vanity Fair save for one key accessory: her very pregnant belly.
Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman, Time
Who knows if Hollywood’s hottest couple (at the time, at least) were dressed from the waist down, but they certainly suggested total nakedness when they appeared together on the cover of Time to promote “Eyes Wide Shut.”
Rachel Weisz, Esquire
Not only did the Oscar-winning star of “The Constant Gardner” take off her clothes for her cover of Esquire, but she also allowed herself to be covered only by a giant snake.
Britney Spears, Harper’s Bazaar
Spears has appeared scantily-clad on just about every magazine cover she has ever done, but for the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, she took a cue from Moore and allowed herself to be photographed both naked and pregnant.
Serena Williams, ESPN The Magazine
For their annual “Body Issue,” ESPN The Magazine recruited a number of professional athletes to wear little more than skin. Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard, MMA fighter Gina Carano and Minnesota Vikings running back Adrien Peterson all participated, but the true headliner was superstar tennis sensation Serena Williams.
Beth Ditto, NME
In one of the boldest naked-on-the-cover initiatives in history, the British music weekly NME featured the Gossip lead singer Beth Ditto, a plus-sized performer who has helped to make it safe for big girls everywhere.
Thoughts? Any infamous covers that you think are missing?
source: The Best Nude Magazine Covers Of All Time [MTV]
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the ten best celebrity quotes of the week. We’ve got Kendra Wilkinson talking about stripping and drugs, Jeremy London’s life-saving acting skills and Britney Spears locking her kids up.
Enjoy!
“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it.”
– Kendra Wilkinson, clarifying her former days as a stripper, while promoting her new book Sliding into Home on the Today show
“Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy.”
– Cameron Diaz, on her famous rump, to Harper’s Bazaar
“In true motherly fashion, [my mom] sent out a mass e-mail to my family saying, ‘I just want you all to know that in Jason’s upcoming film, he has chosen to do full frontal nudity, but please note, it is not gratuitous and is essential to the plot.’”
– Despicable Me star Jason Segel, on baring it all in 2008′s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, to USA Today
“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan
“People are like, ‘How does Julianne Moore look naked?’ I don’t know. She was pressed up against me the whole time. I couldn’t look at her.”
– Mark Ruffalo, on his intimate scenes with his The Kids Are All Right costar, to USA Today
“Of all the drunk men in my life, Dad, you’re my favorite.”
– Lady Gaga, giving a shout-out to her father, Joseph Germanotta, during her Madison Square Garden concert
“People want more fit arms, but my arms are too fit. But I’m not complaining. They pay my bills.”
– 2010 Wimbledon champ Serena Williams, to Harper’s Bazaar
“I was acting my way through the whole thing.”
– Jeremy London, on using his survival skill to get through his alleged abduction, to People
“He used to basically be a professional prostitute – now he’s not.”
– Katy Perry, on taming husband-to-be Russell Brand, to Esquire
“I’m shooting for the Hudson. I’ll see you losers in New Jersey.”
– David Letterman, test driving a rocket car powered by 108 bottles of Coca-Cola Zero and 648 Mentos on the streets of N.Y.C., on his late show
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was Jeremy London actually trying to convince people that he still knows how to act. Are his skills that awesome that he can act through meth and crack? So amazing, someone call the Academy.
Like John McEnroe before her, tennis star Serena Williams, was called for a foot fault late in her U.S. Open semifinal match against eventual champion Kim Clijsters Saturday and responded with a profane tirade directed at the line judge who made the call.
Williams stormed over to the judge and reportedly said something along the lines of: “I swear to God, I’m going to take this f#cking ball and shove it down your f#cking throat.”
The resulting point penalty (assessed because of a previous code-violation warning) cost Ms. Williams the match.
Ms. Williams, who so far has been fined $10,500 for her behavior during the match, issued a statement Sunday that said in part,
“Last night everyone could truly see the passion I have for my job. Now that I have had time to gain my composure, I can see that while I don’t agree with the unfair line call, in the heat of battle I let my passion and emotion get the better of me and as a result handled the situation poorly.â€
I’m just glad my children, who are big fans of both Serena Williams and her sister Venus, weren’t watching the match. None of these incidents displayed the kind of job-related passion I’d like them to emulate.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “If I was the judge, I’d immediately start playing with my nipples while wiggling my tongue at Serena, because in my circle that is a pick-up line! Don’t threaten me with a good time, Serena!”
source: Serena Williams’s Meltdown: Losing Your Composure on the Job [wall street journal]
