A new biography of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner reveals that the soft porn magnate nearly died in 1977 choking on a sex toy.
“Hefner divulges he almost died doing what he loves best while he was dating ‘Playboy’ Playmate Sondra Theodore,” said a publishing source familiar with the book.
The incident happened when Hef and Sondra, the July 1977 Playmate, were in bed making love with a small sex toy. Somehow, the toy became lodged in Hef’s throat, said the source.
Somehow?
Source: Hugh Hefner almost died after a sex toy got lodged in his throat [Celebitchy] via WeSmirch
Hugh Hefner almost died after a sex toy got lodged in his throat (Cele|bitchy)
After cops found Richard Quest wandering around with meth, sex toys and a rope tied from his neck to his balls, a stint in rehab is like a trip to Wal-Mart for some tube socks to wean himself from ropes. But, Quest is going into rehab in effort to kick the crazy anyway.
CNN is one smart network and is currently mum on any official word of return. Instead they issued this statement that suggests his kinky ass is still welcome:
“At this time, CNN’s primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International.”
In a bargain deal to kick himself out of the clink, he agreed to drug counseling for a period of 6 months. The openly gay and British CNN reporter is a favorite target of Jon Stewart and is even used as a target to torture Stewart’s sidekick.
Yup, that should do it. I am sure 6 months of discussing feelings and detox will kick his meth habit and genital hogtying. He and Pat O’Brien should hook up for some weird circus side show sex.
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Couldn’t Richie wait until June for Celebrity Rehab 2?!”
Source: CNN presenter goes into rehab [Gaurdian UK]
CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot.
Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.
The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying “Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m.”
Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.
It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.
The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of “his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant’s statements that . . . ‘I’ve got some meth in my pocket.’ ”
He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn’t lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn’t exposing himself, the police source said.
Quest’s unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.
Quest’s lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.
“Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”
At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an “adjournment in contemplation of dismissal,” which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.
He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.
Both news people and politicians have gone to the shitter. Although it’s been a long time since Richard has posted on his blog at CNN — it might be a good place to leave him a message.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “And I thought Anderson Cooper was the kinky bitch at CNN.”
Gawker says, “Using the trash can drug meth makes a person mighty paranoid. So it was probably fear of having his genitals stolen that moved CNN talker Brian Quest (who is British) to attach them to his neck with a rope.”
source: KINKY NEWS NETWORK-CNN’S QUEST A VERY ‘KNOTTY’ BOY [new york post]
After the blow up doll that was created in Sarah Jessica Parker’s likeness surfaced, legal questions followed. Pipedream Products cranked out a sex doll that has HBO’s Sex and the City themed packaging. An attorney who can’t appreciate good puns and sex toys suggested the network take legal action.
“I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement,” Brokate told the Post.
The courts don’t look kindly on this type of thing, which demeans the show and tarnishes the star’s image.”
Booo. What a spoil sport. Even though SJP and I are BFF in the land of Cara, I can’t imagine there is much demand for a Carrie Bradshaw blow up doll. I guess the Samantha version comes with a Shanghai surprise and crabs. It must be one of those signs when you know you have made it in life.
Parker joins the league of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and Christina Aguilera sex dolls. I wonder if there is a congratulatory Hallmark card for the occasion.
Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.
It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection. But the sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses.
In one scene the former wife of goth rocker Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.
It has been public knowledge that Dita had a passion for burlesque and even worked as a stripper, but there isn’t much on her pornographic past. The adult movie was made before her rise to fame. In the film she is shares a lesbian scene with an adult actress named Anita Blonde. Dita has never denied her love for porn either she is quoted as saying:
“Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find anything for everyone on the internet. People love watching other people having sex. I’m no different.”
The photos and video are VERY NSFW. Click Continued to see the photos and video of Dita Von Teese’s porno.
Boy George is on bail while police investigate allegations that he kidnapped a male escort and chained him to a wall in his London home.
Auden Carlsen, 28, claimed he was grabbed by the singer and another man and chained up after the star invited him to his house in Shoreditch to pose for photographs. Mr Carlsen claimed he met the former Culture Club star on the website Gaydar, and agreed to go to his flat at midnight as a £400 photographic model. He denied he was working as an escort.
But the Norwegian said he feared for his life when Boy George pounced on him and tied him up. “I was convinced I was going to die,” he said. “George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.”
He alleges that Boy George, whose hits include Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?, produced a box of whips and sex toys and told him: “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”
Mr Carlsen claims he escaped by pulling the hook from the wall and fleeing to a nearby newsagent’s at 6.30am on Saturday, from where he alerted the police.
Scotland Yard today confirmed they are investigating an allegation of false imprisonment and common assault, believed to have occurred in the early hours of Saturday.
A spokesman added: “Hackney CID is investigating and a man in his forties has been arrested in connection with the allegation. “He was taken to an east London police station but has subsequently been bailed to return on a date in July.”
The 45-year-old singer, whose real name is George O’Dowd, was unavailable for comment.
Martha Stewart recently chatted it up with shock jock, Howard Stern and ended up revealing something “naughty” to some… “nice” to others. Question is,… what will Santa Claus have to say about it?
So it’s official. Martha Stewart is a badass. Earlier this morning, the Queen of Domesticity was interviewed by King of Shock Jocks Howard Stern on his satellite radio show to commemorate their one-year anniversary at Sirius. For a woman who has her own line of linens and a guy who could own a porn empire, one would have surely expected a conversation between the two to be, um, a recipe for disaster. But Stewart was game. Yes, there were some mildly awkward moments — no matter what, we do not, I repeat, we do not want to hear about Thumper, Lady Martha’s sex toy — but it’s a rare and cool occurrence that a woman of her caliber could roll with Stern’s trademark punches without being offended or emotional, and at times, even give him a taste of his own medicine.
The best moments came when Stern asked questions that would make most people wriggle, Michael Richards-style, in their seats.
When Stewart mentioned that she’d like to go out on more dates, Stern said, “But I thought you wanted me.” She responded, “I did. But then I met you.”
As Stern was wrapping up, he advised that the next time Stewart is on the show she go commando. “Wait, are you wearing underwear today?,” he asked. Stewart, without missing a beat, said, “No… bye Howard.”
This shocking scene of sleazy mayhem is damning proof of Whitney Houston’s tragic addiction — to crack. The National Enquirer’s sensational exclusive photo (in this week’s issue) shows the superstar singer’s private bathroom after she has locked herself away for days on yet another self-destructive binge. Amid the trash, leftover food and empty beer cans are the tools of the hardcore drug fiend — pipes, rolling papers, spoons in which powdered cocaine is cooked into crack, lighters. The picture was taken by one of Whitney’s closest friends and relatives — Tina Brown, sister of her husband Bobby.
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She confesses: “I did crack with Whitney. The truth needs to come out. She won’t stay off the drugs. It’s every single day. It’s so ugly. Everyone is so scared she’s going to O.D.”
In the most explosive interview ever about Whitney, Tina tells how the 42-year-old singer spends days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene.
NYDN West Coast bureau chief Michelle Caruso has seen an advance copy of the issue and reports, “Songbird Whitney Houston has become a half-toothless crack addict who hangs out in dangerous drug dens and sees ‘demons’ in fits of dope-induced paranoia.” Not surprising, given that, “Whitney smokes as much as an ‘eight-ball’ (1/8 of an ounce) of crack at a time, mixing it with marijuana encased in a cigar wrapper.”
Furthermore, she “spends her days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage, smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene.”
My favorite part of the story, though, has to be this: “Nancy Seltzer, a spokeswoman for Houston, said she has not seen the story and could not comment on it.” Huh?! Not having read the story, you are unsure whether your client is a strung out toothless, smelly crack whore?
Well, that sure looks like Whitney Houston’s bathroom. Or, at least a bathroom.
Life Style Extra reports that hotel heiress and scank-about-town Paris Hilton has made a lesbian sex tap with Nicole Lenz, a woman of whom I had not heard who has apparently been in Playboy.
Paris Hilton made a lesbian sex tape with a Playboy pin-up, it has been claimed. The hotel heiress allegedly made the “horniest videotape of all time” with Playboy beauty Nicole Lenz.
The model claims she romped with Paris - who unintentionally starred in X-rated home movie ‘One Night In Paris’ with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon - for the camera in 2003. The pair had checked into a $500-a-night suite at the Bellagio Hotel, in Las Vegas, after a night out partying when things allegedly got steamy.
Lenz is quoted in Britain’s News of the World newspaper as saying: “The moment we were in the room Paris had only one thing on her mind - sex. “We lied down on a king size bed and took it in turns to play with each other. It wasn’t long before we were naked and rolling around together.” Lenz also claims she and Paris pleasured each other with sex toys. She added: “We just pleasured each other for hours, recording it all. “Paris had brought all manner of sex toys - to make sure we didn’t miss out on anything simply because there was no man in bed with us!”
If true, an uncharacteristic amount of thinking ahead for Ms. Hilton.
The Superficial reports that it was Lenz who dubbed it the “horniest videotape of all time.” The reporter opines, “And as hot as I’m sure the tape is, trying to picture Paris Hilton having sex with Nicole Lenz is like picturing an oversized praying mantis trying to mount a barbie doll.” He then discusses the implications of that for those engaged in auto-erotic behavior.
Wizbang Pop’s Mac Stansbury reports having stills from the video and warns, “It will make you pine for the days of ‘1 Night in Paris.’ Needless to say, don’t see this one in the theater, wait for it to come out on DVD.” Truly a shame, considering all the additional acting experience Hilton has gained in the intervening period.
Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said. 
“I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement,” Brokate told the Post.
Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online. 
