20 Of The Hottest Rock Star Daughters

The majority of rock star kids end up sponging off their parents, end up on drugs, end up an alcoholic, end up on a reality show or else they end up doing all of the above. But here is some of the hottest rock star daughters that are, well hot.

Erin Lucas
Daughter of AC/DC bassist Cliff Williams

India Waters
Daughter of Pink Floyd singer and bassist Roger Waters

Amber Le Bon
Daughter of Duran Duran lead singer Simon Le Bon

Lily Collins
Daughter of British popstar and former Genesis frontman Phil Collins

Liv Tyler
Daughter of Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler

Zoe Kravitz
Daughter of guitarist Lenny Kravitz

Calico Cooper
Daughter of shockrocker Alice Cooper

Kimberly Stewart
Daughter of singer/songwriter Rod Stewart

Rosanna Davison
Daughter of British singer/songer Chris de Burgh, who famously wrote “Lady in Red”

Brooklyn Sudano
Daughter of Donna Summer

Norah Jones
Daughter of Indian sitar legend Ravi Shankar

Lucy Walsh
Daughter of Eagles’ guitarist Joe Walsh

Bijou Phillips
Daughter of The Mamas & the Papas singer and guitarist John Phillips

Jesse Money
Daughter of “Two Tickets to Paradise” singer/songerwriter Eddie Money

Sophie Simmons
Daughter of Kiss Front-man Gene Simmons

Lauren Harris
Daughter of Iron Maiden bassist and founder Steve Harris

Lara Johnston
Daughter of Doobie Brothers founder Tom Johnston

Daisy Lowe
Daughter of Bush singer/guitarist Gavin Rossdale

Minka Kelly
Daughter of Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay

Georgia May Jagger
Daughter of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger

Yeah I’d agree with all of these.

source: The 23 Hottest Rockstar Daughters [BroBible]

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The 10 Most Beautiful Women Of The Past Century

QVC held a survey asking over 2,000 women who they would pick as the most beautiful from the past 100 years and here is the top 10 they came up with. One or two of the choices are a bit surprising but most of them are typical.

10. Jennifer Aniston

09. Kelly Brook

08. Princess Diana

07. Halle Berry

06. Scarlett Johansson

05. Grace Kelly

04. Angelina Jolie

03. Marilyn Monroe

02. Cheryl Cole

01. Audrey Hepburn

Like I said most of these are typical and exactly who you would expect to be on a list like this. I agree with some of these women, although not really where on the list they come in. I would choose Cheryl Cole as the most beautiful woman if it was up to me. Who would you pick as your most beautiful woman from the past century?

source: Hepburn tops century beauties poll [UK Press Association]

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People Magazine’s Hottest Bodies Of 2010

Summer is upon us which means that we should all be showing off our beach bodies, sadly mine isn’t good enough to qualify for People Magazine’s hottest bodies of 2010 but maybe next year I will make the cut. Here is some celebrities who made the list:

Kendra Wilkinson

With the birth of Hank Baskett IV came “curves [that] shocked me big-time,” the E! reality star, 25, admitted to PEOPLE. So two months ago, Wilkinson (in Malia Mills) kicked into gear. “I want to wear skimpy clothes again and show off my hot little body.”

Zac Efron

Alo-ha! The High School Musical star, 22, graduates to sex symbol – and tops PEOPLE’s list – after showing off his ripped form in the Hawaiian surf recently. “My fail-safe is to go to the gym for an hour,” the actor, who appears (shirtless!) in the summer drama Charlie St. Cloud, has said.

Kim Kardashian

It’s hard to believe the reality star once felt insecure about her figure. “Everyone talks about this great butt I had, but I was so unhappy about it,” says Kardashian, 29, who told PEOPLE in ’09 that by 11 she had developed “huge boobs and a butt.” Now she works out regularly and curbs her junk-food cravings, saying, “I love my curves … I’m proud of my body.”

Kellan Lutz

Fans are used to seeing … ahem, a little more of the Eclipse star, 25, in his CK underwear ads – not that he minds. “I won’t lie about it,” says the actor, who trained and stopped eating candy to shape up for the shoot. “I started getting text messages … people were always commenting on the billboard and asking for pictures for their daughters.”

Ryan Phillippe

Hello, washboard abs! The MacGruber star showed off his seriously buff physique on the cover of Men’s Health in May, proving that at 35 he’s got just as much flex appeal as Hollywood’s twentysomethings. His motivation? “I want to throw my kids up in the air and wrestle them.”

Carrie Underwood

There is nothing down-home about this Grammy winner’s killer bikini body, and thanks to a regimen of healthy eating and regular workouts (cardio, kickboxing and the elliptical), the longtime vegetarian lost – and has kept off – 20 lbs. following her season 4 win on American Idol in 2005.

Mike Sorrentino

You want body language? Talk to The Situation, whose stomach-baring move has “blessed” him with “international popularity.” “I have always had an unbelievable six-pack,” says the Jersey Shore star, 27, who calls keeping fit “the key to my success.”

Cameron Diaz

To star opposite Tom Cruise in a summer action movie, you’d better be in the shape of your life. Thankfully, at 37, his Knight and Day costar is “a genetic goddess,” her trainer Teddy Bass says. Diaz does a mix of Pilates, plank exercises and leg pulls to keep her 5-ft., 9-in. frame lean and mean.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

“I ordered a string bikini for the first time since I was 16,” says the actress (in Betsey Johnson), 31, who faced seeing unflattering bikini photos of herself plastered across the web in 2007. Looking back, she tells PEOPLE, those photos “did something good for me in the long run. Now I’m a much healthier eater and I love exercising.”

Common

What does the Grammy-nominated rapper have in common with his rumored ex, tennis champ Serena Williams? A killer body. The Chicago native, 38, made Men’s Fitness magazine’s Top 25 fittest men in the world (alongside athletes like soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo). “I feel like I’m planting seeds when I’m [working out],” he says, “making things fruitful and giving back to myself.”

Katy Perry

With her tongue-in-cheek music and pin-up good looks, Perry isn’t your typical California Gurl. No wonder Maxim named her No. 1 on their 2010 Hot 100 list. How did the 25-year-old top the likes of Megan Fox? She’s “the rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini,” the magazine explained.

Megan Fox

The Transformers star once famously told Esquire, “I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores.” While the 24-year-old has topped plenty of hot lists, she says deep down she’s really a stay-at-home nerd. “We watch a lot of Discovery Channel and TLC,” she told Allure of life with boyfriend Brian Austin Green.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Summer’s hottest action figure? Look no further than the Prince of Persia star, whose ripped torso and bulging biceps created buzz months before the movie hit theaters. Joking, “It was so much fun to get paid to get tanned and get in shape,” Gyllenhaal, 29, got into the best shape of his life doing the French martial art of Parkour.

Audrina Patridge

Even this Hills babe, who’s often snapped in her two-piece (here, in Melissa Odabash), wishes for, yes, a better bikini body. “I’ve always had a good stomach,” says the reality star, 25, “but I wish I had longer legs.” To make the most of her assets, she hikes or boxes twice a week, and for an added boost, drinks daily wheatgrass shots “even though they don’t taste good.”

The guys bodies make me incredibly jealous while the women make me feel all happy inside. I guess I should get off to the gym.

source: Hottest Bodies 2010 [People]

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15 Of The Sexiest Cougars Over 40

When I came across this list I didn’t realize just how many women in Hollywood over 40 I thought were sexy, a lot of these women usually end up on my sexy lists. Pop Crunch have come up with 50 of the sexiest cougars over the age of 40-years-old, I’ve put 15 of them below:

15. Salma Hayek, Age: 43

14. Julia Bowen, Age: 40

13. Kristin Davis, Age: 45

12. Kristen Chenoweth, Age: 41

11. Lauren Graham, Age: 43

10. Demi Moore, Age: 47

09. Connie Britton, Age: 42

08. Ellen Pompeo, Age: 40

07. Gwen Stefani, Age: 40

06. Julia Roberts, Age: 42

05. Shania Twain, Age: 44

04. Monica Bellucci, Age: 45

03. Courtney Cox, Age: 45

02. Mary Louise Parker, Age: 45

01. Halle Berry, Age: 43

To check who else made the top 50 then head over to the source.

source: The 50 Hottest Cougars [Pop Crunch]

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Victoria’s Secret What Is Sexy 2010 List

Victoria’s Secret have released their 2010 What Is Sexy? List, which for the first time seen fans from VS vote for who they think are the sexiest women in each category.

Sexiest Actress – Olivia Wilde

Sexiest Style – Zoe Saldana

Sexiest Hair – Taylor Swift

Sexiest Legs – Carrie Underwood

Sexiest Smile – Lea Michele

Sexiest Eyes – Ashley Greene

Sexiest Lips – Scarlett Johansson

Sexiest Curves – Christina Hendricks

Sexiest TV Cast – True Blood

Sexiest Mom – Camila Alves

Sexiest Songstress – Katy Perry

Sexiest Beach Body – AnnaLynne McCord

Sexiest Sense of Humor – Ellen DeGeneres

Sexiest Chef – Padma Lakshmi

Sexiest International Import – Emily Blunt

Sexiest Athlete – Lindsey Vonn

Sexiest Up-&-Coming Bombshell – Amber Heard

I kind of agree with all of the winners.

source: 2010 What is Sexy? List Announced [VS All Access]

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Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100 List

It’s that time of the year when Maxim release their hottest 100 women of the year. Sadly I can’t agree with their picks at all, I mean look who is at number 1.

01. Katy Perry

02. Brooklyn Decker

03. Zoe Saldana

04. Blake Lively

05. Megan Fox

06. Rihanna

07. Elisabetta Canalis

08. Oliva Munn

09. Kim Kardashian

10. Marisa Miller

What a completely random top 10, who the hell thinks Katy Perry is the hottest woman in the world? The rest of the list is after the jump below.

Take the jump to see the rest of the hot 100!!!

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Sexy Celebrities When They Were Younger

Check out these child-hood photos of what the usual sexy celebrities looked like when they were a bit younger, sadly none of them were really ugly and some of them were cut children. Which kind of defeats the whole thing of the ugly duckling becoming the gorgeous swan.

Beyonce

Multi-talented Beyonce Knowles wasn’t always a renowned actress, super model, record producer and musical performer. Beyonce’s amazing voice was first discovered when she wowed the crowd at her Texan high school’s talent show. Even in her pre-teen picture, she poses with style and has a little glint of starlet in her cute blue eyes.

Angelina Jolie

Academy Award winning actress Angelina Jolie has been widely referred to as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Even in her old photograph, Jolie retains an aura of sultry maturity. In fact, Jolie’s old picture has begun to look better than her present state ever since a picture of her gummy plastic surgery neck hit the tabloids.

Rihanna

Rihanna began her recording career when she moved to the US from the Barbados at the age of sixteen. At her current age of 22, Rihanna has earned over ten chart topping Billboard hits. To non-Rihanna lovers, she’s best known for getting the shit kicked out of her by R&B performer Chris Brown. Who could punch a cute little face like that? Only a douchebag.

Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima is another international supermodel famous for her role as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Multi-lingual Brazilian beauty Lima says she didn’t have her fist kiss until she was 17 years old, attributing the late start to her shyness around boys. Unlike most celebrities, Lima is public about her strong religious beliefs and choice to remain celibate until marriage.

Doutzen Kroes

Cute little Doutzen Kroes grew up to be a smoking hot international super model who has walked the runway for Gucci, Escada, Versace, Hugo Boss, and many other fashion icons. Kroes was born in the Netherlands and sent her photographs to a modeling agency shortly after graduating high school.

Megan Fox

Damn, Megan Fox! What a unibrow on that girl. At least she’s pretty much the hottest woman on the planet right now. She could frame this picture above her bed and laugh about it with everyone she knows — without caring even a little bit. Fox, famous for her roles in Transformers and Jennifer’s Body, has a true ugly-ducking-to-swan story.

Jennifer Lopez

When pop star Jennifer Lopez sang ‘I’m Still Jenny From The Block’, this is certainly not who we imagined her former self to be. A cute little girl with big brown eyes, Lopez grew up to be a sexy musical performer with a big round butt.

Bar Refaeli

Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli began modeling before she reached one year in age, appearing in a baby commercial. Rafaeli was guided by her mother, who was also a successful model. A need for braces caused her to take a modeling hiatus until she entered back into the game and earned multiple victories in Model of The Year competitions beginning when she was just fifteen.

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen is a Brazilian supermodel so successful that she’s become the sixteenth most wealthy woman in the entire world. Always a star, even in her high school years, this picture doesn’t look unlike many of her recent modeling photographs.

Taylor Swift

Singer-Songwriter Taylor Swift is still pretty young, earning her first platinum record at just 20 years old. Besides the blonde hair, her childhood picture next to a pony doesn’t look too much like today’s Grammy award winning beauty.

Miranda Kerr

This very vanilla picture of Miranda Kerr makes her look like a mom from the Hamptons. Kerr is an Australian supermodel best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, but her first notable work was as a Billabong model in the late 90s. Her young image above is from a 1998 Dolly Magazine photo shoot, controversial because Kerr was only 13 years old at the time.

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is an American actress best known for her role as Rachel on Friends. Aniston played a quirky, fun loving girl-next-door character that would later become her trademark — and this college snapshot is clearly foreshadowing.

Halle Berry

Halle Berry’s high school picture is so tame it’s almost hard to believe; she’s wearing what looks like scrubs with little cartoon pencils printed on them. Berry moved to Illinois in the early 80s, where she acted in a number of television sitcoms, but received her big break from her role in Spike Jonze’s Jungle Fever. Halle has been on countless ‘Hottest Women’ lists and remains a total sex pot today.

Jessica Biel

Pictured above with Scarlett Johansson, American actress and model Jessica Biel hasn’t changed much. America watched her grow up on the family oriented television series 7th Heaven; Biel certainly looks much older today, but no less beautiful.

Nicole Kidman

Nicole as a kid is almost cuter than the plastic lipped Nicole of today. However, there was a time when Kidman was a sex icon, and everything she did radiated beauty. Kidman was born in Hawaii, but is of Australian descent. Her road to fame began when she appeared on a number of Australian sitcoms in the mid eighties.

If I was a celebrity I would always cringe when my childhood photos got released, I was a cute baby but the shit my mother dressed me in were awful. Check the source for more photos.

source: 34 Sexy Celebrities When They Were Young [Popcrunch]

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AskMen’s 99 Most Desirable Women Of 2010

AskMen have released their annual list of the most desirable women for the year 2010, last year Eva Mendes topped the list, she isn’t holding on to that spot anymore.

I’m going to post the top 10 in photos and then put the rest of the women in the jump below, I’m actually very surprised that Emmanuelle Chriqui tops the list. Like yeah she is hot and everything but she isn’t really the hottest women of the year is she?

01. Emmanuelle Chriqui

02. Marisa Miller

03. Kate Beckinsale

04. Alessandra Ambrosio

05. Jessica Alba

06. Beyonce

07. Penelope Cruz

08. Cheryl Cole

09. Eva Mendes

10. Miranda Kerr

Readers of AskMen voted in an online poll of who they think are the hottest women in the world and this is the results that came from that poll.

To view the rest of the women then take the jump!!!

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Kate Winslet Has The Most Desirable Body

Are you a woman or does your wife/girlfriend worry about being a little curvy? Well they shouldn’t really worry about eating a little too much over the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons because a new poll says curvy is sexy.

Kate Winslet comes out on top of a poll of the most desirable figure amongst women, while Kelly Brook comes in second place followed by Halle Berry in third.

Dr Jacquie Lavin, behind the poll, said “it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham. It perhaps suggests that it is not being “skinny” that is most important to them anymore, it is being healthy. However, there still remains a great deal of pressure on women to conform to an unrealistic ideal and our survey showed that a massive 85 per cent of women are at least occasionally unhappy with their weight.”

The poll asked over 2,000 women about whose body they would most want to have and 16% of them voted for Winslets body. As with every list there has to be a bit of fail in the list, that goes to Katie Price (aka Jordan). Check out the full list:

1. Kate Winslet – 16%
2. Kelly Brook – 15%
3. Halle Berry – 12%
4. Cheryl Cole – 10%
5. Beyonce – 6%
6. Megan Fox – 5%
7. Lily Allen – 4%
8. Keeley Hazell – 2%
9. Kate Moss – 1%
9. Katie Price – 1%
9. Victoria Beckham – 1%

I’m not a woman, but I want Kate Winslets body too. Just not in that way.

source: Curves rule as Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook top poll of most desirable celebrity bodies [Daily Mail]

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The Sexiest Geeks Of 2009

Who said all geeks were ugly and poindexter type looking? Well if you did then you would be wrong, because take a look at Marina Orlova and some other hot geeks.

Wired are asking people to vote on who they think are the sexiest geeks of 2009 and some of the nominees that people are putting in are right on spot while others are just way out there.

Marina Orlova, the woman behind the Hot for Words videos on Youtube (which get about 350,000 views a day) and also has a book out came in first place in the poll back in 2007 and then second place in 2008, said..

“The ultimate thing that makes a geek sexy is that fact that the geek is really good at something it’s an undying passion for something [that's] usually perceived to be a waste of time. [But] I’m still trying to figure out how to turn World of Warcraft into a successful career.”

There is no denying that she is definitely sexy, let’s take a look at 4 of the people who are currently ahead in the poll shall we?

01. moot

An internet cultural icon, moot is best known for creating one of the most popular imageboards on the net (4chan)

02. Kari Byron

This artist and Mythbusters host is a perennial favorite in Wired.com’s Sexy Geeks voting.

03. Zooey Deschanel

The actress, musician and singer-songwriter starred in 2009 romantic comedy, “(500) Days of Summer.”

04. Olivia Munn

Actress and co-host of G4′s “Attack of the Show!”

Who do you think is the sexiest geek of 2009? Other than me of course.

source: Vote for Sexy Geeks 2009 [Wired]

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11 Stars Who Look Younger Now Than They Did Back Then

The story of an actress in Hollywood usually goes like this – they get a role, they are considered sexy and hot and start appearing on every beautiful list. But as they get older and a new wave of actresses come in, they are forgotten about and end up getting ugly or botching their faces up with plastic surgery. But this is not always the case as the following list proves you can get better looking as you age:-

Courteney Cox Arquette:

She graced People magazine’s famous “50 Most Beautiful People” issue in 1995, and while the blue-eyed beauty of course looked stunning, her face-framing hairstyle made the 31-year-old look like she was pushing forty.

Now that the sitcom-star is actually in her forties, her beauty is as buoyant and fresh as someone half her age. The more relaxed, youthful hairstyle she has been sporting since her mid-thirties, whether it is stick-straight or in loose waves, has definitely purified her look, allowing her striking bone structure and killer features to shine. Her maintained beauty landed her the starring role in ABC’s new show Cougartown.

In 2008, she appeared on the cover of Marie Claire, and confided in the magazine over anti-aging procedures she has tried (including Botox) and had “hated,” although she admits that she is not ruling out procedures in the future.

Halle Berry:

A former pageant girl (only five girls stood between her and Miss World in 1986), Halle Berry has always enjoyed a life as one of the world’s most beautiful women. But today at 44, the actress looks more luminous, radiant and younger than she did during her rise to fame in the nineties. Perhaps it was the birth of her gorgeous daughter Nahla at the age of 41 that has kept Berry permeating such beaming beauty. Her typical look now–quite possibly an effect of motherhood–involves a natural fresh face, a nice departure from the dramatic makeup that aged her looks from years ago.

Diane Lane:

An unusual yet remarkable career, marked by unquestionable talent and beauty, has made Diane Lane an enduring presence in Hollywood. Her casual approach to Tinseltown has made her all the more endearing of an actress, and has maybe been her secret in preserving her fantastic looks. Unlike other women her age whose careers have been marked by as much by their wild personal lives as their professional ones, Lane’s marginal career has focused instead on dignified work, albeit in lesser batches. A three-year hiatus at nineteen saw her return as a more sophisticated beauty, and her style over the decades has remained utterly fresh and youthful.

Christina Applegate:

Although it was her sexy teen role of Kelly Bundy that catapulted her to stardom over twenty years ago, Applegate is far more dazzling as an adult. A product of the ’80s, her good looks were masked behind big hair, bad clothes and worse makeup. She also suffered from the typical teenage apathetic stage–questionable hygiene, preference of baggy, shapeless clothes–only hers was viewed by the American public and not just aggrieved parents. The star now opts for sophisticated styles in bright colors that really let her cerulean eyes stand out.

Fergie:

Although her outlandish style and killer abs have always been around, “youthful” isn’t exactly a word one would use to describe Fergie’s look from the ’90s. Brazen makeup and harsh hair dyes were not the singer’s friends during her Wild Orchid days, adding years to her fearless appearance. While Fergie still embraces an outrageous style, her face looks years younger, prettier, and more natural than it did years ago.

Alicia Silverstone:

After the insane success of Clueless, Silverstone struggled to achieve equally rewarding roles. A stalling career took its tool on the actress, causing her to look back on those years and see a girl who was “tired, puffy, stressed.” An all-organic, vegan diet, and eco-friendly lifestyle has clearly rejuvenated the California native, returning her 33-year-old face to its Clueless-era adorableness. This fall, she published a book on her healthy habits and sustainable lifestyle, to which she credits her amazing looks, The Kind Diet: A Simple Guide to Feeling Great, Losing Weight and Saving the Planet.

Gwen Stefani:

Although combat boots, pink hair, braces, and energetic ska vocals shot Stefani to stardom in the mid-nineties, the No Doubt lead singer, who just celebrated her 40th birthday, now looks younger, chicer, and sexier than she did in her 20s. Her fame has expanded to enjoy not just rock-pop glory, but also movie roles, a platinum-selling solo album, a spunky, successful fashion line, and two truly awesome little boys with fellow-rocker husband Gavin Rossdale, keeping the singular sensation looking better than ever.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus:

Famous for her role as boisterous, one-of-the-guys Elaine on Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus showcased her comedic timing and cute expressions for nine seasons, rather than her legitimate good looks. Perhaps keeping up with the constant male energy weighed her down, but whatever it is, she looks infinitely better now than the spirited character we sometimes still see in syndication.

Kate Walsh:

Upon her graduation from high school in Arizona, Kate Walsh’s portrait looks more like a member of the faculty than a senior class student. With a hairstyle that can only be described as bad, and features too mature for an 18-year-old, Walsh’s look is years ahead of her actual age. Flash forward twenty years, and the Private Practice actress has morphed into a sleeker version of her old self, and one of the most extraordinarily beautiful women in Hollywood. A relaxed hairstyle takes years off her look, plus her improved posture elongates her swan-like neck and smooths back her toned shoulders.

Nicole Richie:

There’s nothing like two adorable children and the kicking of a very bad drug habit to melt years off of your appearance. Nicole Richie, who just a few years ago was heavier, dourer, and sporting a lackluster complexion, is now perhaps the most radiant woman in any room, even one packed with beautiful women as is common with the glamorous events she frequents. From rehab to reality TV to recovery, Richie’s new life has her looking refreshed, younger, and happier than ever before.

Sandra Bullock:

Age has done a service to Sandra Bullock by gradually honing in on her already-gorgeous features. Her face was formerly softer and fuller, and the years have seen a definition of her chin and cheekbones, a natural development that has made her beautiful eyes and mouth stand out. Her transformation is totally visible in her movie work: whereas Bullock always nailed frumpy roles (Sandy the TV Producer, ticket-seller in While You Were Sleeping), the last decade has seen her take on decidedly sexier roles. It was 2000′s Miss Congeniality that most emphasized (in a mere 90 minutes) the amazing change of Bullock’s appearance over the years, from pretty girl-next-door to all-out glamour girl.

Agree or disagree?

source: 11 Stars Who Look Younger Now Than They Did Back Then [Yahoo]

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Google’s Hottest Women of 2009

The guys over at ManCouch have put together 5 of the hottest women of 2009 according to Google. How did they figure this? The used nothing but Google’s search algorithm . So lets get to it:

05: Brit Koth

Apparently she’s some reality TV star:

04: Eva Mendes

The world’s most annoying actress… although definitely beautiful:

03: Grace Park

Grace Park of BSG fame…

02: Mila Kunis

Mila’s had a big year… was Forgetting Sarah Marshall this year or last? Either way, this year she’s been blowing up.

01: Kristen Kreuk

She guest starred on Smallville and then starred in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li:
Why is Kristen #1 on Google’s Hottest Women of 2009? Only Google knows! But although 2009 wasn’t a huge year for her, she definitely qualifies as hot.

Slightly random but what do you think?

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The 20 Sexiest Ugly People

Did you all have a good Labor Day weekend? Here is a list of 20 people who may or may not have had such a nice time because they are ugly but also sexy*

* Note: I did not come up with this list, some of them are pretty sexy but I wouldn’t touch most of them even if it meant losing my penis.

20. Daisy De La Hoya
We cannot even begin to account for Daisy De La Hoya. She’s like the bastard child of Marshall McLuhan and Rube Goldberg. When we try to observe Daisy like you would a normal person, all we see is a blur of colors and that bottle of whiskey she seems to always have nearby. Did you see that episode where the guy broke a glass over his own head? Daisy exists in a world of cognitive dissonance, which makes her the perfect choice for a list like this one. — Joe Bernardi

19. Danny McBride
Don’t judge Danny McBride. Sure, his redneck pompadour and puggish face may suggest the fattest, laziest fuck south of Raleigh-Durham, but tell your instincts to shut the hell up and assess the comedian for his whole: a sebaceous tower of Dixie-fried virility. Whether playing a sad-sack sensei in The Foot Fist Way or the John Rocker-esque Kenny Powers in Eastbound & Down, McBride brings a good ol’ boy sensuality to his craft. We bet his pheromones smell like Schlitz and coleslaw. — Cyriaque Lamar

18. Amanda Lepore
A lilting, strutting hybrid of Warhol’s “Marilyn” and Picasso’s La Lecture (Woman Reading), New York City’s transsexual empress has stretched both the boundaries of gender and her own epidermis, thanks to oodles of elective surgeries. Nothing like Madame Lepore exists in nature, so it’s inevitable to think of her as a nigh-mythic creature, or some kind of freaky Plasticine wet dream. — C.L.

17. Marilyn Manson
Say what you will about Brian Warner’s satanic kabuki act. Ever notice that the man has a nonstop queue of alt-nubile tail parading through his bedchamber? Rose McGowan? Dita Von Teese? Evan Rachel Wood? Lord below. That’s a pretty lively roster for a guy who once admitted, “I’m death on wheels, the way I look.” Yes, Marilyn, death on wheels. Like a Ford Pinto, with a velour-lined hatchback. Mmm, devilish. — C.L.

16. Amy Winehouse
Her undeniable talent helps mitigate her looks, sure, but more importantly, Amy Winehouse owns being a strung-out mess in a way nobody else has since the ’70s. With her labyrinth of hair, naked-girl tattoos and extremely public substance-abuse problem, she looks and acts the way the media wishes every star looked and acted. Not everyone can do it with this much poise, though, and when she’s on stage, all the drug problems in the world pale in comparison. — J.B.

15. Biz Markie
Consider the dualism of hip-hop’s Clown Prince. On one hand, he’s the MC who penned “Pickin’ Boogers,” he’s so wide he can scratch vinyl with his waistline and his brainpan is the size of a small asteroid. On the other, he’s the sensitive soul who warbled “Just a Friend,” kids love him (see his Yo Gabba Gabba spots) and he’s such an ill beatboxer he’ll serenade you with an entire philharmonic. If the Biz ain’t Prince Charming material, then we don’t know who is. — C.L.

14. Ric Ocasek
The late ’70s and early ’80s were a golden age for unphotogenic frontmen. (See Perry, Steve.) But even in those heady times, Ric Ocasek’s bird-head still managed to stick out above the crowd. We can stand here all day freaking out about Ocasek’s alien bone structure, or we can listen to “Moving in Stereo” and start in with the heavy breathing. Paulina Porizkova apparently went with the latter; points to Ocasek. — J.B.

13. Danny Trejo
Trejo is not a man. He’s a living piece of igneous rock that’s spent years out on a windy plain somewhere in the middle of nowhere, heavily bombarded by meteorites and tattoo artists. The man’s built an entire career out of looking like a cliff face. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t take that plunge. — John Constantine

12. John C. Reilly
His face is made of worn Naugahyde. He’s got the most egregious white-person afro since Bob Ross. And his voice is the mating call of an elephant seal. But that dumb-puppy-dog look belies an animal lust; you get the feeling he might leap a table and suddenly start making out with you. Lip-to-lip with this shaved-Chewbacca of a man, you’d know the meaning of desire. — C.L.

11. Woody Allen
There must’ve been something awfully appealing about Woody Allen for him to pull babes like Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow. He might be short, balding and bespectacled, but Allen makes his neuroses work for him. And if the awkward nice-guy routine doesn’t fly, he’s got a secret weapon: underneath that veneer lies a voracious sexual appetite that cannot be satisfied by time or starlets. — J.B.

10. Howard Stern
Howard Stern, despite looking like an underfed version of the creature from the black lagoon, can clearly pull (please note wife Beth Ostrosky). Women say they want confidence, and he’s clearly not afraid to ask politicians about their affairs or the world’s most beautiful women what gets them off. Just goes to show that a little chutzpah, a razor wit — and tens of millions — can make up for oiled-chainmail hair and the Adam’s apple of Ichabod Crane. — Jack Murnighan

9. Willem Dafoe
An immortal Simpsons episode finds Bart and Lisa watching a movie called “The Muppets Go Medieval”; they ask their father why one of the muppets is made of leather, not realizing they’re looking at an aging Troy McClure. We ask the same question every time Willem Dafoe is in a movie. The guy looks like a hairless Shar-Pei, and he only gets scarier when he smiles or grimaces. It’s a little exciting to be scared, isn’t it? For a taste of Dafoe’s strange allure, forget his crazy/sexy Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ and go straight to his drag-queen performance in Boondock Saints. — J.C.

8. Steve Buscemi
In his novella The Shadow Over Innsmouth, H.P. Lovecraft described “the Innsmouth look,” a mien you inherit if your pop was a horny deckhand and your mom was an immortal fish-monster. At the risk of sounding crass, we’d marry indie cinema’s ultimate character actor in a heartbeat, even if meant wall-eyed tadpoles nine months later. Enid from Ghost World had the right idea. — C.L.

7. Tilda Swinton
It’s appropriate that Tilda Swinton played the White Witch in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe — she looks like she could turn you to stone with a glance. But even if a David Bowie cloning experiment went awry here, some of that cold allure came through. She may not be pretty, but Tilda Swinton is damn fierce. — J.C.

6. Iggy Pop
Perceptive readers may remember that Iggy ranked #9 on our list of the forty sexiest frontmen in rock history. That his sinewy ass should also end up here is damn impressive. The years since Raw Power and Lust for Life have been hard on the man’s face, what with that heroin habit and those cameos on The Adventures of Pete and Pete; the fresh-faced Michigander who barked “TV Eye” now has the desiccated matte of a peat-bog mummy. But when it comes to sixty-two-year-olds who could still nail the shit out of you, the former Mr. Osterberg is hard to beat. — C.L.

5. Paul Giamatti
Paul Giamatti does many things well. He does schlubby (American Splendor). He does regal (John Adams). He even does a sterling “oh-my-God-I’m-so-fucking-histrionic-because-I’m-surrounded-by-total-dross” (most of his lesser films). But does he do handsome? Nuh-uh. Somebody’s got to say no to firm jaw lines and six-pack abs, and no one does it with Giamatti’s panache. His imperviousness to good looks is, in turn, incredibly sexy. — C.L.

4. Courtney Love
Mrs. Cobain could be a fetching lass if she cleaned up a bit, right? Wrong. Go watch The People vs. Larry Flynt again. Courtney Love is ugly. While we’re back in the mid-’90s though, re-watch Love’s drunken ambush of Kurt Loder and Madonna at the 1995 MTV Video Awards. Fucking with Madonna is sexy enough, but this singular moment in time also reveals Courtney’s magnetism. Yeah, she’s the girl your friends tell you not to go home with when you’ve had a few. But she’s also the gal you go home with after telling your friends, “I’m not even drunk.” — J.C.

3. Mickey Rourke
Since The Wrestler, no one can mention Mickey without talking about his puffy, almost feline face. The result of botched reconstructive surgery following an ill-advised pro-boxing career, Rourke’s mug is a far cry from the days of The Pope of Greenwich Village. That said, he’s a convincing and affable tough guy, but he also comes off like a delicate, attentive lover. You can just picture those meathook-hands wrapping around your lower back and carrying you somewhere you desperately want to be. — J.B.

2. Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard could probably beat up any of the other people on this list. After a multi-decade career of running her mouth, and extending gaping gap-toothed sneers to anyone who got in her way, Bernhard has emerged as a sort of sex symbol for contrarians, posing for Playboy and playing one of television’s first open lesbians along the way. She’s definitely funny-looking, but she’s a bad-ass kind of funny-looking. Like a hammerhead shark, or a VW Bus. — J.B.

1. Keith Richards
He may have been at war with his own body for four decades straight, but there’s always been a handsome glint in Keith Richards’ eye that suggests he thinks being a rock star is as strange and funny as we all hope it is. That glint, combined with being one of the only people on earth allowed to tell Mick Jagger to fuck off, creates a sexiness that transcends things like “a terrifying, masklike face.” It’s true that Richards might be better-looking these days if he’d stayed on the straight and narrow, but then he wouldn’t be Keith Richards. — J.B.

source: 20 Sexiest Ugly People [Nerve]

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TOP 10 HOTTEST MIXED WOMEN

Complex Magazine have come up with a list of the 10 hottest multiracial women in the world and they have got it spot on in my opinion, take a look..

10. Esther Baxter
ETHNICITY: African-American, Norwegian, Puerto Rican, Cuban and Indian.
CLAIM TO FAME: The green eyed video model shot to fame after her feature in Petey Pablo’s “Freek-A-Leek” video back in 2004. She was also featured in Ludacris’s “Number One Spot,” Nelly’s “Shake Ya Tailfeather” and Kanye West’s “The New Workout Plan.” Then all of a sudden she decided to get all serious on us and retired in 2007 at the age of 22 to attend college and (we assume) prepare for her recent Complex 7 Interview.

09. Vanessa Hudgens
ETHNICITY: Filipino, Chinese, Spanish, Irish and Native American.
CLAIM TO FAME: Most of her fans know her as the Disney Queen who sang her way through the TV/Movie series High School Musical, but we got familiar with her (twice) after her “body of work” leaked to the ’net. Google!

08. Nicki Minaj
ETHNICITY: African, Trinidadian and Indo-Asian.
CLAIM TO FAME: The hottest chick in the hip-hop game hails from Queens and is down with both Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane. Despite her name, Miss Minaj does not have any French in her. Sacrebleu!

07. Stephanie Jacobsen
ETHNICITY: Portuguese, Chinese, Norwegian and English.
CLAIM TO FAME: This Australian actress made her debut in the U.S as a sci-fi badass in Battlestar Galactica: Razor and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. We’ve seen her tough side, now we can’t wait to see her play a sexy character in CW’s upcoming series Melrose Place.

06. Rosario Dawson
ETHNICITY: Puerto Rican, Black, Cuban, Irish and Native American.
CLAIM TO FAME: You already know we’ve had a thing for Rosie since her Kids days (we were 16 too, give us a break). She’s NYC in the flesh!

05. Kelis
ETHNICITY: African-American, Chinese and Puerto Rican.
CLAIM TO FAME: Before she was cashing $45,000 child support checks from Nas, this sexy Harlem native made some great records with producers like The Neptunes and Bangladesh.

04. Jamie Gunns
ETHNICITY: English, Jamaican, and Indian.
CLAIM TO FAME: This veteran of Complex’s 2007 Style & Design special was also recently featured in our weekly Model Monday spotlight. We’re gonna go ahead and keep covering her ’til you get sick of looking at her.

03. Cassie
ETHNICITY: African-American, Mexican, West Indian and Filipino.
CLAIM TO FAME: Her modeling gigs are on point, she shaves the side of head just to showcase her “Don’t Give a Fuck” attitude, has leaked nude photos and two Complex covers…seriously, what hasn

02. Nicole Scherzinger
ETHNICITY: Filipino, Russian and Hawaiian.
CLAIM TO FAME: She took the world by storm with her backup dancers group Pussycat Dolls. She also tried going solo (and did a Complex cover!) but returned to PCD to give people more time to learn how to pronounce her name.

01. Adriana Lima
ETHNICITY: French, Portuguese, Inidigenous Brazilian and Afro-Brazilian
CLAIM TO FAME: In 2006, this unfuckwittable Brazilian model told GQ that she was still a virgin. Three years later, and she’s pregnant with her first child. It was fun while it lasted!

Thoughts?

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