We all love a good celebrity feud, especially when they are so open about their feelings, so AOL have come up with some of the bitchiest celebrity quotes of all time.
13. Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole: “Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch”
Shutting Lily Allen up is not easy, as Cheryl Cole found out after she crossed paths with the mouthy singer (see below to see the quote that got Lily fired up). In retaliation, Lily posted this famous quote on her blog. The atmosphere between the pair is still icy, with Cheryl reportedly threatening to walk from The X Factor if Lily goes anywhere near the show. Bitch rating 6/10
12. Whitney Houston on Madonna: “She’s the high priestess of tack”
Whitney and Madonna have never quite seen eye to eye. Back in the day when Whitney sold as many records as Madonna and could actually still sing, she made this comment about Madonna’s sexual image. She also said she would disown her children if they grew up to be anything like Madge. Let’s hope Whitney’s daughter Bobbi Christina doesn’t own any crucifixes or lacy gloves then. Bitch rating 6/10
11. Sharon Osbourne on Dannii Minogue: “She’s as dim as a bulb in a power cut… f***ing useless”
The X Factor is a breeding ground for bitching, especially when Sharon Osbourne’s involved. Somewhat miffed by having to sit next to the younger and prettier Dannii on the show’s judging panel, Sharon made this comment on Kylie’s sister after she quit the show. She also called Dannii an “annoying mosquito that you want to flick away”. Bitch rating 7/10
10. Sharon Osbourne on Nicole Kidman: “Her forehead looks like a f***ing flatscreen TV”
Ah, Sharon Osbourne again. You can always rely on Sharon for a juicy bitchfest. She made this quote in response to Moulin Rouge star Nicole Kidman’s claim that she hadn’t been under the surgeon’s knife. We’re actually with Sharon on this one. Bitch rating 7/10
9. Donald Trump on Rosie O’Donnell: “A fat pig. A degenerate. Unattractive.”
It’s not only women who bitch about each other. One of the most entertaining feuds in America is this one between two of the country’s highest-profile TV stars, Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell. It all started when Rosie criticised the Miss USA contest which Donald owns the rights to. Mr Trump responded with the delightful comment above. Charming. Bitch rating 8/10
8. Victoria Beckham singing to Katie Price: “Who let the dogs out!”
Another famous celebrity feud is the one between Victoria Beckham and Katie Price. This one began when Katie was dating Manchester United footballer Dwight Yorke and turned up at the club’s ground to be greeted by the sound of Victoria singing the Baha Men song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ at her. Tensions between the pair have been icy ever since, with Price calling Posh talentless and Vicky blanking Katie at an Elton John charity bash. Bitch rating: 8/10
7. Naomi Campbell to Tyra Banks: “You’ll never be me. Don’t ever think you’ll be me”
The feud between Naomi and Tyra is the stuff of fashion legend. Tyra claims it was partly Naomi that forced her to quit the modelling industry for good. Banks claims queen bitch Campbell made this comment backstage at a fashion show in Milan, although during a rare TV interview together where Tyra squeezed a not-very-convincing apology out of Naomi, Miss Campbell denied she had ever said it. Bitch rating 8/10
6. Cheryl Cole on Lily Allen: “Everyone wants to look like her? Chick with a dick”
Cheryl Cole and Lily Allen have exchanged so many unpleasantries that you could fill a book with them. This is the one that got Lily so irate that she responded with the quote above. It all started when Lily called Cheryl’s Girls Aloud bandmate Nicola Roberts ‘the ugly one’, to which Cheryl retaliated with this corker of a quote. Bitch rating 9/10
5. Christina Aguilera on Lady Gaga: “I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman”
Back when Lady GaGa was but a mere newcomer on the music scene she was accused of copying Christina Aguilera, not the other way round as is the case now. When asked what she thought of Gaga stealing her style, Christina chipped in with the hilarious quote above. When told who Gaga was, she added: “Oh, the newcomer? I think she’s really fun to look at”. Meeooowww! Bitch rating 9/10
4. Lindsay Lohan on Keira Knightley: “That flat-chested cardboard cut-out”
Far be it from the acting illuminai that is La Lohan to criticise any other actresses, but it seems that’s exactly what she did when she made this comment about Oscar-nominated Keira. And Lindsay didn’t stop there, she also called Sienna Miller “a no-talent crackhead”, and allegedly scrawled graffiti saying Scarlett Johansson was “fat and ugly” on a toilet wall in a bar in New York. She needs locking up! Bitch rating: 9/10
3. Joan Collins on Linda Evans: “It’s quite off putting to have to look at that face”
The legendary Dynasty bitch fights between Alexis and Crystle weren’t just for the TV cameras. Behind the scenes, actresses Joan Collins and Linda Evans hated each other just as much as their alter-egos did. When the pair reunited for the play Legends in 2006, Joan went on record with this fabulously bitchy quote about her co-star’s penchant for cosmetic surgery: “Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. She also has the weirdest collagen enhanced lips I’ve ever seen. They make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles”. Bitch rating: 10/10
2. Sharon Osbourne on Susan Boyle: “She’s been hit with the ugly stick. You just want to say God bless and here’s a Gillette razor”
Osbourne matriarch Sharon makes her third appearance on our list for this shocker of a quote made on live radio in the US. Asked about Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle, Sharon’s mouth ran away with her and before long the quote had rippled across the Atlantic. America’s Got Talent judge Sharon was sure to have got a rap on the knuckles from her boss Simon Cowell, and she has since made a public apology to Subo. Bitch rating: 10/10
1. Etta James on Beyonce: “I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped. I can’t stand Beyonce”
Soul legend Etta James was far from amused when Beyonce was invited to sing her song At Last at Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony in 2009. The singer, who Beyonce had also portrayed in the film Cadillac Records much to James’ disgust, piped up: “She had no business singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.” Bitch rating 10/10
I love that Sharon Osbourne is on this list so much, that’s why I love her.
source: The 13 bitchiest celeb quotes in the world ever [Celebrity Channel]
Dublin, Ireland raised Colin Farrell may be picked to play a young Ozzy Osbourne in an upcoming movie about the rocker’s life.
Paramount and MTV have both stated that Farrell would be their ideal choice to play the Ozzy, but The Prince of Darkness and his wife, Sharon Osbourne, aren’t too keen on that idea.
A source involved with the upcoming film said,
“Colin drinks, he smokes, he womanizes. He’s just a sleeve tattoo away from being a real rock star.”
Sharon wants Johnny Depp (wtf?) to play Osbourne, while Ozzy himself says,
“I’d like to get a Birmingham guy to play the young lad in it because Americans can’t do a good Brummie accent. I don’t want a Johnny Depp or someone from the Hobbit films. I want someone who knows Birmingham. I’m from Birmingham, and it would be good to get someone from Birmingham to play me.”
Source: Colin Farrell set to play Ozzy Osbourne in new bio pic [Irish Central]
You might remember Megan Hauserman from appearing in nearly every single VH1 reality show about looking for love, money or her stint on Charm School in which she got in a fight with Sharon Osbourne and tried to sue her. Well now she has gotten arrested for a DUI.
Megan was driving through Miami the other night at 3:15 AM when she was pulled over by cops because she was speeding and going between lanes.
Cops say that when they pulled her over she had watery and bloodshot eyes, a strong smell of alcohol and she was talking like I was all weekend – a drunk. They then made her take a breathalyzer test and she blew a blew a .102 so they took her ass to jail.
After 24-hours she was released to jail, and just to make this all the funnier she was heading to a strip club when she was pulled over, you see Megan Hauserman is currently working in a strip club now that her reality fame is gone.
It’s Friday again and you know what that means! It’s time for us to talk about Lady Gaga giving herself a mental orgasm and Kirstie Alley’s Conan revenge!
Without further ado, I give you the top ten celebrity quotes of the week!
“Bieber fever – I’m not necessarily a fan. I don’t listen to that kind of music. I like, like, Kurt Cobain is like my dream boyfriend.”
– Miley Cyrus, clarifying her musical crushes, to MTV
“I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating s– every day.”
– Jennifer Aniston, on her sensible diet, to Harper’s Bazaar U.K. magazine
“Here’s proof that love is alive and well in Hollywood – at least for my darling husband and my husband’s darling husband.”
– Jennifer Garner, joking about the “prototype for the great Hollywood bromance” – the relationship between her husband Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, at the presentation of the 24th American Cinematheque Award
“I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.”
– Heidi Montag, revealing her post-reality show plans to become a Hollywood mogul, to People
“Some people overdo it a little bit. I don’t want to say names – Conan O’Brien. And I don’t want to say the word karma, but he doesn’t have a show and I do.”
– Kirstie Alley, having her revenge for being late-night show fodder, on Rachael Ray
“[Russell] likes to buy those bride magazines. He’s a bridezilla! He wants everything to be monogrammed.”
“Like they said, he is half-baked. They pulled him out of the oven too soon. He wasn’t properly formed.”
– Sharon Osbourne, describing her Celebrity Apprentice co-competitor Rod Blagojevich, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
“I don’t know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm.”
– Lady Gaga, to New York magazine
“I am so glad I’m DEAF! Every time they mention Justin Bieber or Taylor Lautner, 10,000 girls SCREAM here at Nickelodeon’s KCA!…Now Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus here at KCA. They are screaming so loud even I CAN HEAR IT!”
– Hearing impaired actress Marlee Matlin, Tweeting from the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards
“I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense because she basically has one on her face.”
– Chelsea Handler, questioning how Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle McGee could have not known that he was married, on her E! online blog
As we all know, the new season of American Idol is set to air without Paula Abdul, but that doesn’t mean she and her craziness is off our screens for good if new rumors are to be believed.
Paula, who is still friends with Simon Cowell, quit her judging duties on Idol because they wouldn’t pay her $10 million per season of the show. Now she has reportedly signed a $4.5 million contract with Cowell to judge on the US version of The X Factor.
The X Factor replaced Pop Idol in the UK a few years ago and has since become the most watched TV show on that side of the pond, which means Cowell is wanting to bring the show over to the US in 2011.
A source said, “Simon flew Paula to London and wined and dined her relentlessly over the course of several days, even introducing her to everyone who works on X Factor. But what really clinched the deal was Simon’s pledge that she wouldn’t have to deal with all the nonsense and infighting that she hated on Idol.â€
I sure hope Paula Abdul did her research on the show before signing the contract because there is even more fighting on The X Factor than there is on American Idol. It is rumored that Sharon Osbourne left her judging job on the show because of fighting.
Either way, The X Factor is way better than American Idol so the sooner it is on US TV the better.
source: Simon Cowell Signs Paula Abdul To $4.5 Million-A-Year Contract With “The X Factor?†[Popcrunch]
“Rock Of Love: Charm School” flunkie Megan Hauserman is suing the pants off of Sharon Osbourne for beating the crap out of her on television.
Megan took the stage, joining Rodeo, where Sharon insulted her, telling her that she shouldn’t breed. Megan came back with a snide comment about how Sharon is only famous for managing Ozzy, “a brain dead rock star.”
Sharon got up and went to grab a drink before responding, but instead of sitting back down, she grabbed Megan by the hair and reportedly scratched her. I was rooting for Sharon to tear her up, but producers pried them apart from each other.
Now, Megan is suing Sharon, claiming that she went ballistic during the taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair. She says Sharon refused to let go and scratched her.
The lawsuit was filed today in Los Angeles with Hausermans suing Osbourne for battery, negligence, and infliction of emotional distress.
I guess she can’t sue Sharon for making her look like an idiot, because she did that to herself.
Adrienne Curry has blogged about the fight that took place between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman during the reunion show for Charm School Rock Of Love.
Curry who has starred in her own fair share of reality tv shows and done a couple of spreads in Playboy says:
“A friend of mine attended the taping of Charm School Rock Of Love Reunion the other day. Megan, the prissy stuck up bitchy hot chick that wants to be Paris Hilton got her ass beat by Sharon! I guess she decided that ripping on a woman who is 1898837337375357 times more amazing and classy than you’s husband (who happens to be the Fucking Prince Of Darkness) is a GOOD idea! She told Sharon that she was married to a brain dead drug addict. Sharon poured her shake on the broads head and then beat the shit out of her. You might as well threaten The President Elect!
Sharon is a Tyrant in the industry. She is well respected by just about everyone. She is NOT someone you fuck with. Congrats, Charm School chick…whatever career you MAY have once had is up in smoke. Watch, I bet the chick sues Sharon, hence making her public enemy number one. If you got beat up by a broad 30+ years older than you, take it like a fucking woman and leave it be. You deserved it.”
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I really cant wait to see this fight, I think it’s funny thatAdrienne Curry has to get her nose in it, it must suck to be someone famous who can only get attention from blogs like this.
The LAPD is investigating an alleged brutal cat fight that went down between Sharon Osbourne and a contestant on the VH1 reality show “Rock of Love: Charm School” who ended up in the hospital.
She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night.
We’re told Sharon’s nonsensical hubby Ozzy was the cause of the beat down. According to Megan, she responded to a crack Sharon made about her by saying Sharon is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star. That’s what set Sharon off.
The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery. No charges have been filed. Calls to VH1 and Sharon’s management company were not returned.
