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If Oprah Were Gay! – City Rag
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Make Us Vomit – Pop Eater
O.J. Simpson Naked? – Tabloid Prodigy
Brangelina: The Statue – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan Is Not A Homewrecker – Hollywood Dame
Beyonce Does Nothing; Takes Credit; Gets Sued – Litely Salted
Chris Brown Gets Emo In His New Video – Hollywire
Someone Slashed Rihanna’s Dress – ICYDK
Tiger Woods Liked Ambien Sex – Celebrity Smack
Taylor Swift Ditches Cowboy Boots For Bikini – F-Listed
Pamela Anderson Is “High” – Celeb News Wire
Shauna Sand Snags Another Victim – Popbytes
Are You Ready For The MTVu Woodies? – College Candy
Simon Cowell Is Bringing “X Factor” To Sin City? – Pacific Coast News
Chris Brown Says He Doesn’t Have Anger Problems – Anything Hollywood
Halle Berry From Behind Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Evan Rachel Wood Is Slumming Again – Wonderwall
Katie Price’s Meltdown Continues – Holy Moly
Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Nekkid With Anne Hathaway – Allie Is Wired
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Wilmer Valderrama Is Bangin’ – City Rag
Larry The Cable Guy Intimidates Brad Pitt? – Pop Eater
Daisy Lowe Has Some Weird Animal On Her Head – Holy Moly
Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape Sucks & Not In A Good Way – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Pulls A Scratch & Sniff – Celeb News Wire
Cops Hate Paris Hilton – Fatback Media
Twilight’s New Moon Premiere: L.A. Goth – Ninja Dude
Another Celebrity Marriage Bites The Dust – ICYDK
Jon Gosselin Continues To Be Gross – Litely Salted
George Clooney’s Girlfriend Is A Smoker – Pacific Coast News
Shauna Sand Is Mother Of The Year – The Superficial
Katy Perry’s Boobies For The 874th Time – Yeeah!
Budget Stylista: You WILL Look Good – College Candy
Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing A Bra – Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ Ex Gets Jail Time – Wonderwall
OMG, His Butt: Gerard Butler – OMG! Blog
Kirstie Alley And Conan O’Brien Feud – Anything Hollywood
Robert Pattinson’s Other Movie – Hollywood Dame
Photographer Anthony Citrano Calls Out Demi Moore – Allie Is Wired
Shauna Sand is urging former Miss California Carrie Prejean to take the reins in regard to her sex tape, and give Vivid Entertainment a call.
Check out the letter she drafted to the former beauty queen:
You know you want to see Carrie diddling herself in her solo extravaganza, so you should start a petition. Shauna still claims that a third party took the tape to Vivid and then she arranged a meeting with their head honcho, Steven Hirsch. I’m not buying that, she directed it AND added the cheesy porno music to it? Yeah, right.
Anywho, this hooker is telling the shy hooker to show the goodies and reap the benefits of being “exposed”.
In the letter, she says, “Why don’t you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver’s seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I’d be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.”
Shauna did not write that mess, she’s too ghetto trashy to have such good diction. Steven Hirsch had a secretary type that out and gave Shauna a bonus to sign off on it. A bigger bonus, if it actually works.
They say everyone has a price, how much do you think it’ll cost to have little miss biblethumper to take it all off?
source: Carrie Prejean’s Sex Tape Mentor — Shauna Sand – [tmz]
Cheeseburger In A Can – Yes It Exists! – Tabloid Prodigy
Dakota Fanning Is A Good Girl Gone Vamp – Pop Eater
OMG! The Truth About Playgirl! – OMG! Blog
Demi Moore’s Naked Animal Instincts – City Rag
Nicole Richie, Kinda Washed Out? – Celebrity Smack
Justin Timberlake Likes Threesomes & More – Celeb News Wire
Jon Gosselin Is Suing TLC, Who Knew? – Fatback Media
Shauna Sand Flashes Some Nip In Front Of Her Kid – The Superficial
Kristin Cavallari Leaves The Salon Looking Blah – ICYDK
Amy Winehouse Wants Butt Implants – Anything Hollywood
Don’t Ask The Jonas Brothers About Their Sex Lives – Litely Salted
Halle Berry Looks Like A Gay Black Dude – Drunken Stepfather
Do It Yourself Tuesdays: The Bottle Cap Table – College Candy
Steven Tyler Is Glamorous! – Holy Moly
Fergie Admits Talking About Cheating – Wonderwall
One Liners From Roger Sterling – F-Listed
Happy 40th Birthday To Sesame Street – Popbytes
Shanna Moakler Apologizes For Donkey Talk – Hollywire
Joel Madden Walks Out After Pantyless Britney Spears Photo Gag – Hollywood Dame
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Spotted Holding Hands – Allie Is Wired
Holy crap, everyone and their mothers are making sex tapes! Shauna Sand did hers, Carrie Prejean did one, too, and not to be outdone, Jennifer Lopez has one that’s set for release soon.
It turns out, J-Lo is a bit of a kinky freak in the ELEVEN HOUR video! Praise Jeebus, that’s some determination for a sex video. It’s like this footage was just dying to get out. It’s being leaked by her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, whom she married twelve years ago.
The tape shows her playing sex games, getting spanked by Noa, along with mounting a motorcycle wearing a mini-dress and no panties. Such a bad girl!
In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt.
Needless to say, she’s embarrassed by the footage and doesn’t want it to be released, but I’m sure Vivid will get its hands on it before you can say “J-Lo’s butt”.
source: J. LO KINKY VIDEO – [national enquirer]
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Allie Is Wired! linked with Jennifer Lopez Digs Spankings & Bondage
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My Naughty Blog linked with J Lo with Ojani Noa Very Naughty Video Leaked
Is The Shake Weight Porn? – City Rag
Ryan Seacrest’s Stalker Was Special Forces – The Superficial
Doug Reinhardt Dressed Up As The Tooth Fairy – F-Listed
David Hasselhoff Can Relate To Amy Winehouse – Holy Moly
Eric Bana Wants To Get Buck Naked – Pop Eater
Andy Warhol Just Rolled Over – Popbytes
Photo: How To Know If Your Butt Stinks – Celebrity Smack
Mel Gibson Is The Octo-Dad – Fatback Media
Al Roker Humped By A Drunk Ewok – Ninja Dude
Dakota Fanning Has It All – ICYDK
Alyson Hannigan Is So Freakin’ Adorable! – Litely Salted
Is Mariah Carey Hiding A Baby Bump? – Pacific Coast News
Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself – Tabloid Prodigy
Sadie Hawkins: A Holiday for Desperate Women – College Candy
Kate Hudson Loves Her Some Botox – Wonderwall
Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Want To Be Famous – Hollywire
Shauna Sand’s Sex Tape – Drunken Stepfather (Site NSFW)
OMG! Kelly Clarkson Wins! – OMG! Blog
Jeremy Piven Blames Soy Milk For His Moobs – Anything Hollywood
Jessica Simpson Twitter Bashes ‘Melrose Place’ – Allie Is Wired
Shauna Sand was eager to fire off a Cease and Desist to Vivid Entertainment after they got ahold of a copy of the sex tape that she made with a boyfriend.
She planned to sue the company over their preparations to release the tape. She said that she never signed off on its release and planned legal action. Now, she’s changing her tune. I guess she wasn’t at all “outraged” that they got their hands on it, now, is she?
Vivid founder Steven Hirsch brought in a handwriting expert to analyze the agreement signed by Shauna, and this caused Shauna to withdraw her Cease and Desist against the porn company.
Her whole intention from this was to mediawhore herself out to get more publicity for this nasty sex tape that she made with some random guy.
So calculating….and nasty.
source: Shauna Sand Signed Off on Sex Tape – [popeater]
“Big breasts are a staple of the entertainment industry and will win out over talent every time. Whether they’re real or fake, it seems the bigger the breasts a woman has, the less talent she’ll need to have a career and a place in the spotlight.”
10. Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson definitely has a set of lungs on her and can belt out quite a tune. Sadly, these days Ms. Simpson is better known for her MTV reality show Newlyweds (which was on years ago) and her subsequent shambolic love life. No one pays attention to Ms. Simpson’s music anymore. Her last couple albums have bombed, her acting career never took off, and her recent switch to country music was not well received.
But the one constant through this entire period have been her ample bosoms. Like her career, Jessica’s breasts have experienced their ups and downs – usually as a result of Jessica’s fluctuating weight. In fact it seems Jessica’s breasts have gotten larger as her talent and place in the spotlight has dwindled.
9. Shauna Sand
By all accounts Shauna Sand had something going on, once. As a youngster she was a classically trained dancer who received a scholarship to attend the prestigious Ballet West dance school. She started modeling at age 15 and settled in Paris where she earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French. Then she posed for Playboy in May 1996 and quickly turned into a clichéd, trashy hot mess.
Shauna has had her breasts pumped up through multiple, and sometimes botched, plastic surgeries. She has had so much work done that her bust now resembles two over-inflated balloons stuck to a stick. The 38-year-old ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and mother of three spends her days traipsing around in tiny outfits with her much younger boyfriend/handbag, pretending not to pose for the paparazzi. This woman will turn up to the opening of an envelope, flash her breasts, make-out with said BF, and stumble home – all just to get an ounce of attention. Shauna’s breasts (among other body parts) are currently starring in her leaked, obviously staged, sex tape. Hey, it worked for plenty of other untalented hoochie-bags.
8. Paris Hilton
No one would call Paris Hilton a busty woman. The truth is that Ms. Hilton has relatively small breasts and uses every trick in the book to push them together and make them look larger. While Hilton may be lacking in the tah-tah department, her true deficiency is in the talent department.
This woman has managed to make a career out of doing absolutely nothing, which is incredible. She turned a leaked sex tape into a multi-million dollar a year career. Some could say that takes talent, but really its opportunism and the machine behind her deserves most of the credit. There’s no denying that this girl is savvy and while that may be a talent, her breasts still win out.
Paris is famously quoted as saying, “One of my heroes has always been Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it.” This sums her up perfectly, and I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.
7. Sophie Monk
Sophie Monk is an Aussie actor and singer best known for dating one of the dudes from the band Good Charlotte. She is often photographed in skimpy workout clothes or at the beach wearing a bikini. This is hardly coincidental. Monk began her career in Australia as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She auditioned for a spot on the Australian version of Popstars and was selected to be a part of the girl group Bardot. When the band broke up, Monk moved to the U.S. and tried her hand at acting. She has appeared in several films, and is most often cast as the stereotyped ditzy blonde piece of eye-candy. This usually means she has to flash her breasts. Even with the allure of Ms. Monk’s breasts, most of her films have gone straight to DVD.
6. Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila is part of the generation of celebrities who are famous for being famous. Tila’s single biggest achievement in life is being the most popular person on the social networking site MySpace…and that was in 2006. This popularity led to the MTV reality dating show A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila…and the rest is history. We’ve been stuck with the quasi-bisexual ever since.
These days Tila tries desperately hard to keep in the spotlight. She obsessively tweets and constantly posts videos on her website where she shakes her booty and plays with her large, D-cup fake breasts. Her breasts are an amazing piece of surgical work, but kind of look ridiculous on her tiny, 4-11 frame. It makes her look like an inflatable porn star, which is fitting as this girl is a hot second away from diving into hardcore pornography. At least she may discover a talent.
5. Dolly Parton
There is no denying that Dolly Parton is extremely talented. She is after all the reigning queen of country music and over the last five decades has become the most successful female recording artist in the history of country music. She has had a staggering 25 number one singles and a record 41 top 10 country albums. She’s also has a remarkable film career, her own theme park, and is an avid philanthropist.
But even with all her success, Dolly’s talents are literally overshadowed by her enormously large 40DD breasts. They are a marvel of nature (with a bit of help from silicone) and fast became her trademark. Dolly’s breasts are such a phenomenon that the world’s first cloned mammal Dolly the Sheep was named in her honor because the cell used to clone the sheep was taken from a ewe’s mammary gland. Honestly, there is not enough talent in the world to out-muscle or out-mammary Dolly’s rack. Even she would agree with that!
4. Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag would garner more respect if she wasn’t a ditzy celebrity cliché. The blonde star of The Hills famously had breast implants in 2007, increasing her bust size from a 32A to a 32C. Sadly, she was unable to find a doctor with the ability to inject some talent into her.
While her boobs may have grown, Heidi has become more annoying, more outspoken, and way too over-exposed. The first thing she did after her boob job was sit down with Us Weekly magazine for an “exclusive” interview. Since then she’s tried her hand at a singing career and posed for Playboy magazine (amazingly without nudity). The only thing she and her douchey husband, The Hills co-star Spencer Pratt, have mastered is the fame game and unfortunately they play it very well.
3. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson is a walking set of air bags. The model and actress has had a very successful modeling and acting career. She has the most Playboy covers of any woman in the world and will surely go down in the pages of television history for her role as CJ Parker on Baywatch. Pamela may be talented, but it’s her breasts that clinched her success. Seriously, can you imagine CJ Parker as a flat-chested broad running down the beach in slow motion? No.
Pamela Anderson career didn’t even take off until she moved to Los Angeles and went under a plastic surgeon’s knife. Once she got her new assets installed, this woman never looked back. Getting breast implants was easily Pam’s most shrewd career move.
2. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has followed the Paris Hilton Guide to Fame to a T, except Kim has a bigger bust (like that would be hard) and marginally less talent. Like Paris, she found fame through a sex tape, starred in a reality television show, and endorsed a lot of useless crap. What sets Kim Kardashian apart from Paris Hilton is Kim has a personality and isn’t afraid to show off her body.
Kim will pretty much pose in a bikini or show off her cleavage for any company that pays her. Her single talent is working her assets and she’s been working them all the way to the bank. This actually makes her a smart businesswoman. However, even the smartest business person would fail if they were trying to offload crappy assets. It should also be noted that the only thing worth more praise than her breasts is her butt.
1. Keeley Hazel
All hail Keeley Hazell, the queen of large breasts. The British glamour model has made a career exhibiting her incredible, natural 32F sized breasts. The public’s (or more correctly Britain’s) appetite for her magnificent melons is so insatiable that not a week goes by without new topless photos being released. The amazing thing is that no matter how many times you’ve seen Keeley’s tah-tahs, they never get old.
As much as I’d like to say having large, natural breasts is a talent, it isn’t. Her breasts are little more than an arbitrary gift from nature, a great gift nonetheless and something we can all be very thankful for. But the cold hard truth is the only talent Keeley really needs is the ability to remove a bra and brave the cold. Seriously, this woman must spend half her life topless.
Fore once, this is a list I 100% agree with!
source: The Top 10 Women With More Ta-Tas Than Talent [Spike]
Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Donatella Versace – City Rag
Chuck Bass Kissed A Boy! – OMG! Blog
Jocelyn Wildenstein Got More Plastic Surgery – Tabloid Prodigy
Is Jay Leno Ripping Off Howard Stern? – Pop Eater
Spencer Pratt Says DUI Is No Big Deal – Anything Hollywood
Now And Later? Taylor Momsen – Popbytes
Russell Brand Goes Dildo Shopping – ICYDK
Perez Hilton Is Lending Credibility?!?? – Websters Is My Bitch
Elvis’ Hair Sold At Auction – College Candy
Heidi Montag: Money Over Family – Hollywire
Katie Holmes’ Batteries Are Running Low – Holy Moly
Gerard Butler Loves Threesomes! – Celebrity Smack
Shauna Sand Is A Bargain Basement Sex Doll – Drunken Stepfather
Diddy Is A Well Known Twitter Thinker – Wonderwall
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Are Not So Private – Pacific Coast News
Lily Allen Is Topless Again…Go Figure – The Superficial
Russell Brand Is Officially Stupid..Game Over – F-Listed
Carrie Prejean Has To Pay For Her Boobs – Fatback Media
Tom Cruise Is Weird About Gays – Hollywood Dame
Rihanna’s New Single, “Russian Roulette” Leaked – Allie Is Wired
Shauna Sand has a hardcore sex tape that’s about to be released — but her defense is almost as revealing as the tape itself.
Vivid Entertainment has acquired the tape, featuring Sand and her Miami boyfriend, and plans to release it on October 19th. But not without a fight from Shauna.
Shauna Sand told TMZ,
 “Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he’s legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying,
“We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it … We’re comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage.”
I wonder how Lorenzo Lamas feels about the mother of his three children bumpin uglies on tape.
Yes, it’s really her! You can see a screen cap after the jump, and the (NSFW) trailer HERE.
source: Shauna Sand to Block Sex Tape [TMZ]
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Robot Body Pillow Is a Freak in the Bed – F-Listed
Seth Green’s Mugging Is Fake – The Superficial
Jennifer Lopez Wants You To Know Who Lola Is – Wonderwall
Elizabeth Taylor Is Just Fine, Thankfully – Pop Eater
Lindsay Lohan’s Parents To Do Intervention? – Anything Hollywood
Don’t Call Khloe Kardashian Fat – Websters Is My Bitch
Corey Feldman Shot In The Head – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, Lose Weight Now: Stop Eating – OMG Blog!
Eminem Gets A Makeover – City Rag
Mickey Rourke Thanks The Church – Holy Moly
Whitney Houston Looks To France! – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Gives Up Partying – Celeb News Wire
Nicole Kidman Is Plumb Full Of Botox – Celebrity Smack
Shauna Sand & Her Trashy Shoes Go Shopping – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston Makes Children Weep Sleepy – Pacific Coast News
Shocking New Claims About Britney Spears – ICYDK
Sexy Time: Back Door Booty – College Candy
Nancy Grace Owns Jon Gosselin – Fatback Media
Miley Cyrus Has A Secret Twitter Account – Allie Is Wired
Drea De Matteo & Shooter Jennings Are Engaged – PopEater
Fly Away, Michael Vick, Fly Awayyyyyyy – F-Listed
Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning Are Rockin’ The Mullet – City Rag
Dame Edna: My First Last (Hilarious) Tour! – Popbytes
Peter Andre Used To Kiss Jordan’s Butt – Literally! – Holy Moly
Shauna Sand Is Topless – Celebrity Smack
Chanelle Hayes In A Bikini – The Superficial
AnnaLynne McCord Shows Off The Goodies ala Paris Hilton – Celeb News Wire
Chris Pine Hoodies Up – Socialite Life
Kate Gosselin Is The Devil – Websters Is My Bitch
What On Earth Is On Fergie’s Hand? – ICYDK
Brad Pitt Doesn’t Want To Be Touched – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Plays Dress Up – News Toob
Madonna Wins Mercy’s Adoption Appeals – Hollywood Dame
Megan Fox Is Finally Hooking Up With Shia LaBeouf? – Celebitchy
Kate Gosselin’s Upskirt Photo! – DListed
Carrie Prejean To Work On Fox News? – Meet The Famous
Adam Lambert Is Gay About Being Gay – Allie Is Wired
Candy Spelling Blames Tori For Aaron’s Death – PopEater
Megan Fox’s Nipple Adjuster – City Rag
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like ‘The Hills’ Either – F-Listed
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Snub Simon Cowell – Holy Moly
Viva La Viral! – Mashup – Popbytes
Nude Madonna Painting Up For Auction – Celebrity Smack
Shauna Sand Keeps Wearing Bikinis – The Superficial
Cameron Diaz Glows In Soho – Pacific Coast News
Katie Holmes Needs Sex! – Celeb News Wire
Tom Sizemore Loves Jail – Celeb Warship
Megan Fox Makes Her Way Through LAX – ICYDK
Simon Cowell Is Probably Banging Your Sister – Ninja Dude
Tila Tequila Has A Lot Of Empathy – Websters Is My Bitch
Zachary Quinto Treks For The Car – Meet The Famous
Girl Crush: Isla Fisher – College Candy
Friends Tell Jennifer Aniston To Get Over Brad Pitt – Anything Hollywood
Who Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bulimic Friend? – Celebitchy
Jennifer Lopez Outdone By Jon & Kate Plus 8 – Hollywood Dame
Lady Gaga’s Leaked Paparazzi Video – Allie Is Wired
If you were just thinking that we ran this exact story a few months ago, you were right!
Romain Chavent, Shauna Sand’s almost ex husband – has just been arrested for allegedly assaulting her again!
According to TMZ, Romain was busted Monday morning after an argument with Shauna Sand allegedly got physical. When L.A. law enforcement officials arrived, Sand had bite marks on her body and claimed Romain had pushed her around.
The one-time stepmom of Shayne Lamas is reportedly doing okay. Chavent was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge and held on $50,000 bail.
We all know Shauna Sand isn’t one that emphasizes class so this should come as no surprise to you.
Shauna and her model boyfriend Greg Knudson took to the beach in Malibu for a staged photo op that included them hugging and kissing while she was topless.
The best part? Is the pictures of Greg pulling off her bikini top in front of all the paparazzi, most women would probably flip their shit at him, but Shauna Sand has no problem and loves the attention.
NSFW photos are after the jump!
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