Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got loads of goodies in our top ten celebrity quotes. Joan Rivers says she’s waiting until Lindsay Lohan does something crazy to bash her, Paul Rudd joking about judging “American Idol” and Elizabeth Hurley talking about her boobs. Enjoy!
“[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off.”
– Jimmy Fallon, on his hardcore preparation for hosting the Emmys, to People
“I feel like we paved the way for the destruction of morality on the tube.”
– Mom-to-be Christina Applegate, on her raunchy ’90s sitcom Married with Children, to Parade
“I’ll be nice – until she does the first insane thing, which will probably be 20 minutes after she’s out.”
– Joan Rivers, vowing not to pick on Lindsay Lohan, to People
“I was in a store in Las Vegas and they give celeb discounts. I gave my credit card and the clerk was like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought you were Jason Bateman.’ “
– Jerry O’Connell, on his mistaken identity dis and dismiss, to People
“OMG!! I’m on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me! I went over & said hi – think I just got pregnant!”
– Tracy Morgan’s onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd, Tweeting her excitement for the former Sexiest Man Alive and fellow guest star on the comedy series
“I’ll be a nice judge, but if I don’t like what they do I will tell them to give up on their dreams.”
– Paul Rudd, joking about filling Simon Cowell’s judge’s seat on American Idol, to MTV News
“I read that I’ve just had breast implants – happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikinis…”
– Elizabeth Hurley, crediting her 40 and fab body to good genes and even better swimsuits, on Twitter
“When I get injured it’s devastating because I know I won’t be able to wear heels. I’m practically in tears.”
– Fashionista Serena Williams, who’s also has to forgo the U.S. Open due to her foot injury, to SOBeFiT magazine
“Omg, I was thinking the same thing, sweetie! That is awesome! I love you.”
– Blake Shelton, sharing his patented response to fiancée Miranda Lambert on their wedding planning, to People
“If he was of legal age…Justin Beiber has this swag to him.”
– Kim Kardashian, toying with the possibility of dating the 16-year-old pop star, on Lopez Tonight
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was the one from Joan Rivers, who is obviously ready to pounce on Lindsay as soon as she goofs. It’s really only a matter of time, isn’t it?
Happy Friday! For today’s top ten celebrity quotes of the week, we’ve got Justin Bieber denying that his mother was set to pose for “Playboy”, Jason Bateman’s iPhone 4 line cutting defense and Kate Gosselin denying the Botox rumors. Enjoy!
“If we only wore the same size!”
– Cameron Diaz, on making a style connection with her Knight and Day costar Tom Cruise’s little fashionista Suri, to E!
“[My] mom is a moral woman…let’s just leave that one for what it is…because that rumor just grossed and weirded me out… “
– Justin Bieber, denying reports that his mom Pattie Lynn Mallette is posing for Playboy, on Twitter
“We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I’m going to be a crazy cat lady one day, I’m sure.”
– Kristen Stewart, obsessing about her cat Max, to People
“My husband, who’s half Irish, half Jewish, which I like to say, is a man who can think and drink.”
– The Good Wife’sJulianna Margulies, bragging about her lawyer husband Keith Lieberthal, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
“There wasn’t one boo. Not one hiss. The Apple guy brought me in away from the paparazzi. Period. I was content in line. I wish I’d stayed.”
– Jason Bateman, initially defending himself on Twitter after jumping a long line of people waiting to purchase the newest iPhone at an L.A. Apple store
“Read my eyebrows: No Botox!”
– Kate Gosselin, squashing rumors she went under the needle, to People
“My wife is having a cougar crush right now. And I think I had a man cougar crush for a minute, too.”
– Peter Facinelli, after wife Jennie Garth introduced him to Sterling Knight, the 21-year-old star of Sonny with a Chance, to E!
“I’m possibly the only person living in Hollywood that has no intention of acting.”
– Fashion designer Victoria Beckham, to People
“I’m taping the delivery, you know, wrapped up in the miracle of life, and suddenly Kelly starts swearing because the epidural didn’t work.”
– Joey Fatone, on the birth of his second daughter Kloey, to People
“Were you doing something with the teacher, James?”
– Sherri Shepherd, grilling James Franco on how he completed 62 college credits in one semester at UCLA, on The View
And there you have it! What was your favorite quote this week?
We have the top ten quotes of the week, and one of them is a real doozy. Jimmy Kimmel really laid the smack down on Melissa Joan Hart after her ouster from “Dancing With The Stars”. I kinda felt bad for her, but that lasted about two seconds.
“I know a couple other guys were singing and they won’t say it, but I’m man enough to say that Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry,’ Crap! I would sing that in the gym.”
– Jay-Z, manning up to working out to the pop star
“Playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do.”
– Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, on her soon-to-be axed Melrose Place character
“They have to make sure they’re able to re-sign Kate Hudson for next year.”
– David Letterman, joking about the NY Yankees’ most famous fan, on his late show
“Cute’s good. But cute only lasts for so long.”
– First Lady Michelle Obama, advising women to see past the looks in order to find a good man, to “Glamour”
“He has ‘mantrums.’”
– Hailey Glassman, referring to boyfriend Jon Gosselin and his angry outbursts, to “The Insider”
“‘You’re marrying your mother – but she is just thinner and prettier.’”
– The Jonas Brothers’ mom Denise Jonas, on how she teases her engaged son Kevin
“I thought the end of the world was going to come so I didn’t have to pay any of my bills.”
– “The View” co-host Sherri Shepherd, joking about her dodgy pre-stardom life, on “The Bonnie Hunt Show”
“BRAZIL!!!!! A–! A–! A–! Phat round beautiful ASSES!!!!! Everywhere! Its a ASS tsunami!!!!!!!! I think I like it here!!! Lol”
– Diddy, taking in the local sights during his South American trip, on Twitter
“I would love to have a massive party and meet all the sweaty, geeky, awesome fans who posted on the Internet and believed in the film. I just want to thank them.”
– Micah Sloat, breakout star of the independent-turned-box-office-hit “Paranormal Activity”
“At any point during [Dancing with the Stars], did you consider using witch craft to help you?”
– Jimmy Kimmel, to eliminated contestant and former “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” star Melissa Joan Hart, on his late-night show
“Whoa, hold on. The joke is like 1996.”
– Melissa Joan Hart
“But you know what, so are you, to be honest.”
– Kimmel’s retort
That was so terrible! You could tell that he instantaneously felt like a schmuck for saying that to her.
We’ve got some of the best celebrity quotes from this past week, including Madonna wanting to get run over by a train, Hugh Jackman getting interrupted, and Jessica Simpson’s fear of something.
“I’d rather get run over by a train.”
– Madonna, expressing her opposition to getting married again, on “Late Show with David Letterman”
“You want to get that?”
– Hugh Jackman, addressing an audience member after a ringing cell phone interrupted his Broadway show, “A Steady Rain”
“I don’t call them birthdays. I refuse birthdays.”
– Mariah Carey, explaining why she calls the day she was born an “anniversary,” to “USA Today”
“Oprah, I’ve never done that to a black woman before.”
– Chris Rock, weave-checking the talk show host, on air
“Is this a set up?”
– Lisa Kudrow, after she was pressured into singing the “Friends” classic, “Smelly Cat,” at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert to benefit Feed America
“I’m old, so I need to work fast.”
– Desperate Housewives’ newest resident, Drea de Matteo, 37, on planning to have her second child sooner rather than later, to “USA Today”
“Gloves are off.”
– Michelle Obama, on lobbying for her hometown of Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics, to “People”
Check out Sherri Shepherd showing off her swimsuit body on The View yesterday.
Sheri “strutted her stuff” on stage to I’m Every Woman and then said “I feel really great. I just wanted to show people that you don’t have to do anything crazy. You just have to make some choices and exercise and the weight will drop off. I hope some folks were inspired.”
Sherri made a promise to diet and work out back in May, she has since lost 5 inches from her waist and 10 inches overall. Some of her menu consisted of grilled chicken, salad and water.
On the exercising she said “I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming — and I do it four times a week.”
The one part of her body that she will never change? Her boobs, that’s what I like to hear a woman say – “I love my boobs!”.
When asked if she would have a breast reduction she said “What?! No! I would never ever, ever, ever, I don’t care how old they get and how long they get, I’m going to love my boobs. I’d never get rid of them.”
Melissa Etheridge appeared on The View this morning and naturally got into discussing Prop 8, she ended up calling Elisabeth Hasselbeck out on she had discussed gay marriage on a previous show.
Melissa straight up asked Elisabeth if she was for gay marriage or same sex marriage, to which Elisabeth said it is a legal issue and not a personal issue.
Before things could get really heated, Sherri Shepherd had to interupt and get Melissa to sing a Christmas song from her new album.
The View’s Sherri Shepherd revealed that her life was once so rough she didn’t care if she died. She’s also said that she’s had more abortions than she’d like to count.
“My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses,” Shepherd, 41, says.
At the time, the stand-up comic — then a Jehovah’s Witness – was “in a very physically abusive relationship,” she said. “I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count.”
She said her self-esteem became so low, “I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn’t even make a difference.”
But after converting to Christianity, she said, “God showed me that it would make a difference.”
(Shepherd has also said she relied on her faith to get through her split with husband Jeff Tarpley, father of their 3-year-old son. During their seven-year marriage, Tarpley cheated on her and got another woman pregnant.)
“Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved,’” she said.
“I ask the Lord, ‘Why am I here?’” Shepherd added. “I have to trust God when He says, ‘Because I said so.’”
source: Sherri Shepherd: “I Had More Abortions Than I Would Like to Count†[us weekly]
