We all know that having sex for the first time is definitely not like it is in the movies, the majority of us have horror stories about losing our virginity and it seems we aren’t alone. Here are a few celebrities who have dished the dirt on their first time, some of them are open about it being awful and some try to make it seem all wonderful.
Tina Fey
Tina Fey didn’t lose her virginity till the ripe age of 24, telling David Letterman she “couldn’t give it away†and explained to Vanity Fair, “I remember bringing people over in high school to play—that’s how cool I am—that game Celebrity. That’s how I successfully remained a virgin well into my 20s, bringing gay boys over to play Celebrity.†Sounds like a normal Friday night for me!
Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson wrote about his first time ever (with a girl named Tina) in The Long Road Out Of Hell: “We sat down on the side of a hill. Instantly, we began making out, and within minutes I had my hand down her pants. The first thing that went through my mind was how hairy she was. Maybe she didn’t have a mother to teach her about shaving her bikini line … Just the thrill of penetration was enough to make me orgasm, and before I was even in all the way, it was over. It was literally pump and dump.”
Jerry Hall’s first time orgasming was unorthodox—and no, it wasn’t with Mick Jagger. Try her horse, Flicka. “It was really cold and there was ice on the ground,†she recalled. “I wanted to get warm so I opened my coat and lay over my horse. To get warm. It just happened. I was very lucky.†She eventually lost her v-card at age 14 to a bull rider, which is better than an actual bull, amiright?
Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly told Howard Stern that she lost her virginity at the age of 14, but at such a young age she complained it wasn’t a good experience as she was “too tight†and the guy she was with “never finished.†Ahh, too tight. Those were the days…
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields apparently gave it up to Dean Cain in college, but wishes she had done it earlier than age 22. She told Health magazine: “I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight—I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret.â€
Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Kudrow should feel right at home with Brooke and Tina Fey, as she too waited a while to have sex for the first time, holding off until she married her husband. Of her virginity, Kudrow said, “My virginity was something I had decided was very precious, something that I owned, to give away. It was an honor I was bestowing on a young man, and he had to be worthy of it.†I’m surprised she’s not a more vocal abstinence advocate, aren’t you?
Matthew Fox
Matthew Fox just dished to Playboy that he lost his virginity at age 12 to a woman who “was about two years older than me. It wasn’t her first time.†He continued: “I can actually see the event in my mind’s eye, like photographs. It was in Dubois, Wyoming, where the population sign probably says, to this day, about 1,000. It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in town… It was absolutely terrible and awkward—just two f**king kids lying down and pulling our pants down.â€
Tiger Woods
Dina Gravell, a blonde with blue eyes, met Tiger when she was 17 and he was 16 in a high school accounting class in Calif. The woman, who took Tiger Woods’ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters. The pair dated for more than three years and even made plans to get married.
Diddy
“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission. When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment–it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of.”
Shia LaBeouf
“For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didn’t tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, ‘Don’t worry, babe. I’m gonna handle it tonight.’ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots.â€He added, “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Ashton Kutcher
This sexy hunk who’s Demi Moore’s man had a rather unpleasant first stand. Kutcher revealed to a UK-based tabloid: “It was out in the woods and it was horrible. It was a girl I’d just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted like two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her that the first performance was a fluke and I’d got much better.” Well, Ashton life’s all about second chances, didn’t we tell you that!
source: 14 Celebs Dish On When And How They Lost Their V-Cards [The Frisky]
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the ten best quotes from celebrities from this week. Kristen Stewart talks about groping her teenaged co-star Dakota Fanning, Jennifer Love Hewitt talking about her boobs and Jessica Simpson hitting back at John Mayer’s sexual napalm comment.
“I get a lot of nipple notes.â€
– Pamela Anderson, after receiving a pair of pasties to prevent a wardrobe malfunction on Dancing with the Stars, to Ellen DeGeneres
“I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now.”
– Gerard Butler, on how he’s scaled back his playboy ways, to Men’s Journal
“She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her.”
– Kristen Stewart, on her intimate scenes with Runaways costar Dakota Fanning, to Access Hollywood
“They are like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. You can’t separate them really.”
We all know that celebrities like to drink and do their drugs, some of them are open up about liking to smoke a bit of weed here and there. So let’s take a look at some who may surprise you, others you will say “no shit.”
Kristen Stewart
Barack Obama
“I inhaled frequently, that was the point.” (In contrast with Bill Clinton who said he smoked Marijuana, but ‘didn’t inhale’)
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
These two best buddies were seen sharing a joint while on the beach in Hawaii a few years ago. Why not relax ocean side with your best friend under giant beach hats while puffing and passing, right? Maybe because you are famous and are bound to end up on the cover of Us Weekly, with the joint in hand. Both girls have been enjoying marijuana for a while- Drew started smoking at age 10 and Cameron said she spent most of her teenage years “smoking and surfing”.
Brad Pitt
In an interview for Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino told the press, “Brad doesn’t smoke marijuana while he’s acting, and I don’t smoke while I’m directing”. Hmmm, makes us think, why even say anything at all? Not only is Brad an artist on screen, but he also once admitted to being an artist at rolling joints. And although he confessed he gave up the reefer when he became a father, we’re sure he still dabbles in it with Angelina after the troops go to bed. They probably smoke, talk about how hot they are and stare in amazement at how perfect their first creation, Shiloh, is.
Justin Timberlake
Justin admitted that he has smoked weed with his mother and that his album, Justified, was created during his “marijuana phase”. He also admitted that he was high when he was Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher, which made that episode hysterical now that we know he was stoned. When asked by Entertainment Weekly if he smoked marijuana prior to the prank he answered, “Yeah that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don’t do that anymore!”
Mischa Barton
Even though she was charged with a DUI in 2007, Mischa was recently spotted cruising around Los Angeles puffin’ on something that didn’t quite look like a cigarette. And it’s not the first time the paparazzi have snapped her mid-puff. You’d think she’d learn to at least do it in private.
Megan Fox
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf must bond over a few joints after work since Megan thinks the green light should be given to legalize weed. The Transformers actress admits to GQ that she would be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints” and that she has no idea why it still has a stigma attached to it. “I can’t tell you how much bullshit I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed…People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, fucked up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it.”
Snoop Dogg
Considering he has a song titled, “Smoke Weed Everyday” and there seems to be a cloud of thick smoke following him around like the Peanuts character, Pig-pen, we’d say he loves marijuana. In 2001, Snoop smoked a blunt in four of the four movies he appeared in- Training Day, The Wash, Bones, and Baby Boy and was named “Stoner of the Year” at the High Times Magazine Stony awards. That’s quite an accomplishment in the weed community.
Charlize Theron
After Charlize’s Oscar win, she decided to celebrate by smoking marijuana. But she didn’t just indulge in a joint or a regular pipe; she got crafty and smoked out of an apple. That’s right, you can eat your fruit and smoke it too.
Jennifer Aniston
“I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it”. (Supposedly she and Brad Pitt smoked up together prior to meeting with Bill Clinton.)
Shia LaBeouf
“My parents always thought weed was healthier than alcohol,” he says. “If you look at the science of it, it’s the truth. Nobody has ever died smoking weed.”
Stephen King
Stephen King is the most popular horror novelist of this generation. Unlike some celebrities who recoil when asked about cannabis, King confidently states “I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses. . . .â€
Matthew Mcconoaughey
In 1999, Matthew was arrested in Austin, Texas and charged with possession of marijuana. The best part? He was ratted out by a neighbor complaining of loud music coming from his house. When the cops arrived to check out the situation, they found Matthew dancing around naked, high as a kite, playing the bongo drums. Classic McConaughey!
Kirsten Dunst
Just last year, Kirsten Dunst admitted she likes smoking marijuana. In fact, she said “America’s view on weed is ridiculous†and the world would be a better place if “everyone smoked weed.†No wonder she likes playing the role of Mary Jane in Spiderman. Okay, that’s a lame joke, but I couldn’t resist.
In case the first “Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps” trailer didn’t catch your fancy, fans of the Michael Douglas thriller may want to take a look below.
This trailer features more Gordon Gecko action and spotlights the actual plot behind the movie. It shows a young and dapper Shia LaBeouf looking to marry Gordon’s daughter, played by Carey Mulligan.
Apparently Gordon has written a book and is giving lectures and hasn’t seen his daughter in years. He gets out of jail with his ginormous brick phone and goes back to being the same old Gordon that we know and love.
The whole Megan Fox hating on Michael Bay and vice versa has gotten even better because over the weekend, a letter from Transformers crew members was posted on Bay’s official website and it wasn’t pretty.
Well three crew members from the Transformers film who don’t name themselves (probably Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf) wrote a letter and sent it to the person who runs Bay’s official website, it is very lengthy so I put it after the jump below. But it is a MUST READ and it basically says what we all think – she is an ungrateful little (hot) bitch.
The letter has since been removed and the follow statement from Bay has been put up instead:
“I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.”
Well he didn’t exactly defend her but still, unfortunately his statement also told us we will have to suffer another Transformers movie. Now for the good stuff take the jump below…
“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitlerâ€. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy†she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.
But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”
Most people find Megan Fox and her quotes very obnoxious, you can now add Transformers directer Michael Bay to that list because he has spoken out against her.
Do you remember this little gem that Megan said? “I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”
Speaking to the Wall Street Journal, Michael Bay has fired right back saying:
“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, “Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.â€
But I 100% disagree with her. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in “Armageddon.†Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did “Transformersâ€â€”and then he exploded.
Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from “Bad Boys.†Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in “Transformers.†I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”
I seen Transformers 2 this past weekend and I agree with Megan Fox, it isn’t about the acting. But Michael Bay totally owned her and spoke nothing but the truth.
