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Headlock Horror – City Rag
No Engagement For Christina Aguilera…Yet – Pop Eater
Snooki Gives Diet Tips? Umm, No. – Daily Fill
Pamela Anderson Will Eat Your Children – IDLYITW
Ice-T’s Just Rubbing It In Now – The Superficial
OMG, Social: Facebook For Military Gays – OMG Blog
Gerard Butler Is So Manly…Graaaaaah! – Popbytes
Adrien Brody’s Holiday Hookup – Wonderwall
Fierce Of The Day – Tabloid Prodigy
Kelly Osbourne Still In Love With Luke Worrall – Amy Grindhouse
Kim Kardashian Is Now A Jewelry Designer – Betty Confidential
Nicki Minaj’s NYE Wardrobe Malfunction – F-Listed
Reese Witherspoon Jogging In Tight Pants – Drunken Stepfather
Glee Stars – Were Were They Then? – College Candy
Kellie Pickler Got Married! – Why Fame
Michelle Obama: Pregnant? – Hollywood Life
Kate Gosselin Miserable During Trip To Philly – Holly Baby
Jessica Alba Covers ‘Harpers Bazaar’ Australia – Celebrity Smack
Anne Hathaway Is Dying To Be A Mother – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Stephanie Seymour Is A Very Loving Mother – Celebs.com
Who Was Zac Efron Getting Friendly With? – Evil Beet Gossip
Kim Kardashian Meets The Parents – Anything Hollywood
Snooki’s Book Is Beyond Stupid – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Paris Hilton Isn’t Into 2011 – City Rag
Check Out Shania Twain’s Picture Perfect Wedding – Pop Eater
Rosie Jones > Cialis – IDLYITW
Watch Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Play With Their Puppy – Daily Fill
Dina Lohan Claims To Be A ‘Mother’ – The Superficial
Jude Law & Sienna Miller Engaged? – ICYDK
Demi Moore Is Cold…Call It A Hunch – Amy Grindhouse
Happy New Year From Mariah Carey – OMG Blog
Chris Brown Still Loves His Gay Fans’ Money – Holy Moly
Olivia Munn’s New Haircut! – Why Fame
Kim Kardashian Tries To Be Jennifer Lopez – Evil Beet
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Brittany Coleen – F-Listed
Pam Anderson Looks Amazing On New Year’s – Drunken Stepfather
Maria Menounos Shows Us Her Poon-Os – Celebs.com
David Hasselhoff Promotes Ice Cream, Not Booze – Celebrity Smack
Ryan Phillippe Is Happy For Reese Witherspoon – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Billy Ray & Tish Cyrus Reuniting? – Hollywood Life
Kate Gosselin In A Bikini On The Beach – Holly Baby
Is Katy Perry The Chosen One? – Wonderwall
Avril Lavigne Loves Pink – Betty Confidential
Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom – Popbytes
Zsa Zsa Gabor To Have Legs Amputated? – Anything Hollywood
Who’s Who: The Ladies Of ‘The Bachelor‘ – College Candy
Look At Cam Gigandet Naked In ‘Burlesque’ – Tabloid Prodigy
‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Offered $500k For Porn – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
How did you celebrate your New Year’s Eve? I’m willing to bet it involved a lot of alcohol and probably a lot of puking. No matter what you did I’m sure it didn’t involve standing in a ball drop as it went down with the count. This is exactly what Snooki did.
The Jersey Shore guidette stood in the ball as it dropped into 2011 for MTV’s party in Seaside Heights, NJ. As for how Snooki deals with her hangovers, she says the best hangover cure is to “just keep drinking more!”
I have to agree with her on that one, the best curer for a hangover is a hair of the dog. Well not all the time that would be an alcoholic and I’m not quite ready to be admit to being one yet.
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source: Happy New Year!!! [Dlisted]
Popularity: unranked [?]
Jumbotron Hero Of The Year – City Rag
Sarah Palin Doesn’t Know How To Dress? – Pop Eater
Did Michael Jackson Kill Himself? – Daily Fill
Ashley Greene Is A Saint – IDLYITW
Best Of 2010: Coco’s Bikini – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan Needs To Stay Away From The Paparazzi – Hollywood Life
Lindsay Lohan Squats In Tight Shorts – Drunken Stepfather
Sandra Bullock Worries About Being A Working Mom – Holly Baby
Reese Witherspoon’s Engagement Ring Exposed – Why Fame
American Psycho 3: Now With More Famewhores – Popbytes
Tara Reid Getting Engaged Again? - Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Lopez Wearing Stupid Shorts From 1998 – Amy Grindhouse
Remembering The Celebs We Lost In 2010 – Wonderwall
Dave’s Addiction: Brooke Mueller? – Celebs.com
Tiger Woods Is 35 Today – F-Listed
Kate Middleton: Reluctant Celeb? – Betty Confidential
The Biggest Jams Of 2009 – College Candy
Nick Carter Tries To Become Relevant – Evil Beet
Kim Kardashian Changes Her Hair – ICYDK
OMG, Ouch: Hugh Jackman Busts A Nut – OMG Blog
Adam Sandler Not Dead, Neither Is Aaron Carter – Holy Moly
Michael Musto As Lady Gaga & Snooki – Tabloid Prodigy
Gary Shirley Tried Covering Up Teen Mom Violence – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Who’s The Big Bird? – City Rag
Sophie Monk Does FHM – IDLYITW
Jim Carrey’s Daughter Divorcing – Pop Eater
Reese Witherspoon Gushes About Robert Pattinson – Daily Fill
Christina Applegate: Pregnant & Pole Dancing – Amy Grindhouse
WTF Did You Do To Emma Stone? – The Superficial
Tabitha Returns To ‘Takeover’ – Tabloid Prodigy
Kim Kardashian Launches Watch Collection – Why Fame
Soooo, This Happened Last Night – Popbytes
Peter Andre Wants Tracking Devices On His Kids – Holy Moly
Liz Hurley’s Crazy Cleavage Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, He Married A Republican Robot: Newt Gingrich – OMG Blog
Pauly D Wants To Give Snooki His Pickle – Hollywood Life
Willow Smith To Perform At New Year’s Rockin’ Eve – Hollywire
Is Nicole Kidman Ignoring Her Oldest Daughter? – Holly Baby
Charlize Theron Dines & Dashes – ICYDK
Sofia Vergara Is A Budding Fashionista – Wonderwall
Sad Keanu Is Still Sad Keanu – Celebrity Smack
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Brittany Szemerie – F-Listed
Pick Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Gown – Betty Confidential
Angelina Jolie Talks About Plastic Surgery – Anything Hollywood
The 8 Hotties of Hanukkah: Daniel Radcliffe – College Candy
The New Barbie To Be Used To Produce Kiddie Porn? – Zelda Lily
Will Ferrell Totes Baby Axel – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Kim Kardashian Pregnant? – Allie Is Wired
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It’s still only November so there is plenty of time for better celebrity quotes to come out but here is People’s top 20 celebrity quotes of the year so far.

“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
- John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy
“He’ll never have this napalm again.”
– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View

“I will never have surgery again.”
– Self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, to PEOPLE

“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.”
– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter

“When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn’t know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time.”
– 88-year-old It girl Betty White, giving a shout-out to the social network during her SNL monologue

“I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!”
– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone

“Kristen’s pregnant.”
– Robert Pattinson, still dodging questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart by starting a rumor, on Oprah

“You are a fame whore is what you are.”
– The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi, responding to her ex Jake Pavelka‘s disgust with her, on a Bachelor special following their split

“I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.”
– Conan O’Brien‘s bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno

“I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying.”
– Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he isn’t familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online

“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it.”
– Playboy Playmate-turned-author Kendra Wilkinson, sharing details from her memoir Sliding into Home, on the Today show

“It’s the performance of his career.”
– Director Casey Affleck, admitting that his “documentary” featuring a wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix was really a mockumentary, to the New York Times

“I’ll burn the g—–n house down!”
– Mel Gibson, during one of his angry phone rants recorded by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva

“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.”
– Russell Brand, before saying “I do” to new wife Katy Perry, to Parade magazine

“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan

“We’re going to Australia!”
– Oprah Winfrey, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet

“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”
– Zac Efron, ‘fessing up to a strip club visit with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“I was acting my way through the whole thing.”
– Jeremy London, recalling how he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE

“Wasn’t painful, not even a little bit.”
– Gisele Bündchen, on how easy childbirth was for her, to the Brazilian TV show Fantastico

“I’m so not winning an Oscar.”
– Sandra Bullock, a month before her Academy Award victory for The Blind Side, to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
source: They Said What? 20 Best Celeb Quotes This Year [People]
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Snooki is turning 23 this week and she’s celebrating in surprisingly responsible style.
The diminutive ‘Jersey Shore‘ star is gearing up for her birthday party at New York City hotspot Pacha with the help of LifeStyles condoms, the New York Post reports.
The prophylactic proprietors have been chosen by Snooki, a safe sex advocate, as the sponsors of the party after she turned down a number of liquor companies who offered to foot the bill.
Snooki, who is best known as a pickle-loving party girl, has been cleaning up her act as of late, recently participating in a homemade “Love is Louder” anti-bullying video with ‘Jersey Shore’ co-star J-Woww.
Snooki, whose string of surprising romances has included ‘Jersey Shore’ castmate Vinny Guadagnino and Jeff Miranda, who proposed on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine in August, is reportedly thrilled to have the backing of LifeStyles for the upcoming event.
Her rep told the Post, “Her message is if you are going to have sex, do it safely. It is going to be a great party.”
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Weed World – City Rag
Miley Cyrus’ New Video – Daily Fill
Britney Spears Needs Protection – IDLYITW
Justin Bieber Is Doomed – The Superficial
Daniel Radcliffe Still Has Girl Problems – Holy Moly
Steal Katy Perry’s Style – Betty Confidential
Fergie In Glamour Magazine December 2010 – Amy Grindhouse
Is Miley Cyrus Siding With Her Dad? – Hollywood Life
Ricky Martin Revealed He’s Gay For His Kids – Holly Baby
Amy Sedaris’ Secret Ambition – OMG Blog
I Call Dibs On Kellan Lutz – Popbytes
Randy & Evi Quaid Skip Court – Pop Eater
Nelly Celebrates His Birthday Naked – Tabloid Prodigy
Andy Irons Dead At 32 – Celebrity Smack
Rihanna & Katy Perry To Record A Duet ? – ICYDK
Rachel Bilson Buys Lingerie For A New Man – Drunken Stepfather
Natalia Vodianova Flashes Her Hairy Legs – Why Fame
Eating Disorders Aren’t Just For Women – College Candy
New Study Suggests Alcohol Is More Dangerous Than Heroin – Zelda Lily
Snooki’s New Man Is A Teacher – Anything Hollywood
Shaq Scares Us In Drag – F-Listed
Tish Cyrus Hooked Up With Bret Michaels – Allie Is Wired
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Celebrities With Candy – City Rag
I Guess This Bra Doesn’t Have Hydraulics – IDLYITW
Randy Travis & Wife Divorcing – Pop Eater
I Call It, ‘The Wookie Wallet‘ – The Superficial
Snooki Halloween Costume Guide – Daily Fill
Charlie Brown Raps! – OMG Blog
Find Out What Celine Dion Named Her Kids – Amy Grindhouse
Gayle King Turned Down DWTS Three Times – ICYDK
Portia De Rossi Lived Off Of 300 Calories A Day – Wonderwall
Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick Was Attacked – Anything Hollywood
F-Listed’s Scariest Movie Moments – F-Listed
Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin Reunited? – Why Fame
An Ode To Halloween – College Candy
Get Michelle Williams’ Look For Less – Betty Confidential
Jackson Rathbone Is Filming A Music Video – Hollywood Life
Ali Larter Dresses Up Her Baby Bump – Holly Baby
Cazwell & Amanda Lepore Get Into It – Popbytes
Fatties Are People & Viewers Don’t Like It – Zelda Lily
Jenna Jameson Does The Pumpkin Patch – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Garner Lifts Her Little Girl – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Kid Rock Lashes Out At Steven Tyler – Celebrity Smack
Justin Timberlake Gets Munned – Celeb News Wire
Patricia Arquette Proves Lunacy Might Be Genetic – Holy Moly
Teen Tried To Rob Store With Salad Dressing – Tabloid Prodigy
Jessica Simpson: ‘Nick Lachey Took All My Money’ – Allie Is Wired
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Scaredy Cat – City Rag
T.I. Avoids Charges, Still Gets Jail Time – Daily Fill
Mariah Carey Is Having A Boy – Pop Eater
Rosie Jones Has A Calendar – IDLYITW
Madonna Opens Hard Candy Fitness Centers – Amy Grindhouse
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Make Their Red Carpet Debut – Popbytes
Pamela Anderson Promotes PETA, Shows Her Own Tip Roast – Holy Moly
20 Fun Facts About Matt Damon – Betty Confidential
The Five Easiest Halloween Costumes Ever – College Candy
OMG, Kawaii!: Drive your very own Hello Kitty Car – OMG Blog
Watch Brad Pitt’s New Movie Trailer – Hollywood Life
Look At Isla Fisher’s Post-Baby Body – HollyBaby
Isn’t Chris Brown Great? – The Superficial
LeBron James’ Nike Commercial (Video) – Celebrity Smack
Justin Bieber Dismisses The Laser Tag Incident – Wonderwall
Tyler Perry Talks Of His Abuse As A Child – Zelda Lily
Lady Gaga Or Not Lady Gaga? – ICYDK
Everyone Loves Snooki – Anything Hollywood
Toni Collette Expecting Baby No. 2! – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Taylor Swift Buys Her Own Album – Hollywire
Brooklyn Beckham Has A Tattoo – Why Fame
Robert Pattinson Turns Down Simon Cowell Record Deal – Allie Is Wired
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Aurora Comes In View – City Rag
OctoMom’s Doctor Apologizes – Pop Eater
Sean Penn Is A Hot Piece – IDLYITW
Demi Lovato Dyed Her Hair Black Again – Daily Fill
Paris Hilton Found A Costume – The Superficial
Snooki Hasn’t Had Smoosh Smoosh In 3 Months – Popbytes
Robert Pattinson Spends $1K On A Bike – Hollywood Life
Ben Stiller Says Children Are Copycats – Holly Baby
Vinny Guadagnino Says It Gets Better – OMG Blog
Elizabeth Moreau Toilet Seat Prank – Celebrity Smack
Sienna Miller Laughs Off Marriage Rumors – Wonderwall
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Christina Marie G. – F-Listed
Dong Draper Strikes Again – Celeb News Wire
David Arquette Isn’t The Only Kiss & Teller – Betty Confidential
Chandra Levy’s Alleged Killer On Trial For Murder – Zelda Lily
Diagnosis: “Drunkorexia?” – College Candy
Lady Gaga Goes Gray! – ICYDK
‘Total Recall‘ Will End Us All – Amy Grindhouse
Saw 3D: We’ve Already Thrown Up Twice – Holy Moly
Jessica Simpson Engaged? – Anything Hollywood
Willow Smith’s Inspirational Message – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Kellie Pickler Kisses Clint Eastwood – Why Fame
Taylor Momsen Flashes The Crowd – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]

Here are some photos and a clip of Jersey Shore’s JWoww doing a guest appearance for TNA wrestling, in which she gives a Snooki lookalike a beatdown.
Jwooww, real name Jenni Farley, received a nice $15,000 for filming this but producers are hoping to lock her into a longer deal. The episode will air on Thursday evening.
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image source: JWoww is a Wrestler Now [The Superficial]
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Happy Friday! Once again, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! Jessica Simpson talks about farting (gasp!), Bruce Willis pays homage to Lady Gaga with his meat hat and Snooki is lusting after a makeout session with Lance Bass.
“He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever…He was all tan. Has all those tattoos – which I love.…And I thought, ‘You done good, girl.’ I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”
– Victoria Beckham, on what she admires about her husband David, to Marie Claire
“This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day!”
– Jessica Simpson, on Twitter
“My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me. Gay men too. They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’”
– Christina Hendricks, on her surprising mass appeal, to Harper’s Bazaar
“I’m far from SKINNY….but I’m at least far from Shamu…no insult to Shamu intended.”
– Kirstie Alley, after shedding the first 50 lbs. of her 90-lb. weight-loss goal, on her new diet program, Organic Liason
“My teen crush was Lance Bass. But then he [revealed he] was gay, and I was like, ‘Awww.’ But he’s still so hot. I would still make out with him.”
– Snooki, to People
“It’s a 100% ground beef sirloin. Top shelf, organic.”
– Bruce Willis, sporting his own Lady Gaga-inspired meat hairpiece, of which David Letterman took a bite out of on his late-night show
“Now I’ve got to stop making jokes about fat people, which is annoying. When I was fat, it was okay.”
– Ricky Gervais, on the downside of losing 20-plus pounds, to People
“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.”
– Jessica Alba, embracing her post-baby body, to British GQ
“I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.”
– Betty White, on why her first marriage didn’t last, to AARP
“It would’ve been no good for me meeting the right person 10 years ago because I was still a lunatic. Not to mention that Katy was 15.”
– Russell Brand, who’s grateful he got to clean up his act before meeting fiancée Katy Perry, to People
What was your favorite quote of the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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The Tao Of Snooki – City Rag
He Hasn’t Found His Dad’s HGH – IDLYITW
What’s It Like To Have Don Knotts For A Dad? – Pop Eater
The Jonas Brothers Get Sloshed On Wine & Dash – Daily Fill
Courtney Love Quit Twitter Over A Nude Photo – Amy Grindhouse
Kim Kardashian Wants You To Watch Her Hook Up – The Superficial
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Brother Has Died – ICYDK
Christine O’Donnell Swears She’s Not A Witch – OMG Blog
Donald Trump For President? – Celebrity Smack
Woman Finds Frog In A Wine Bottle – Tabloid Prodigy
50 Cent Accused Of Homophobia – Holy Moly
Get Ready For ‘The Walking Dead’ – Popbytes
Ashley Tisdale Rocks A Bikini – F-Listed
Jessica Alba Calls Her Body Saggy – Hollywood Life
Ryan Reynolds Gets ‘Buried’ – Betty Confidential
John Travolta Gets Scared Off – Wonderwall
Explaining the Sexual Satisfaction Discrepency – College Candy
Journalist Claims All Female Anchors Dress Like Barmaids – Zelda Lily
Miley Cyrus Hits The Town – Hollywire
Alexander Skarsgard Loves Being Naked – Anything Hollywood
Serena Williams Is Huge In A Bikini Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Penelope Cruz Shows Off Bigger Baby Bump – Why Fame
Justin Bieber To Host Punk’d For MTV – Allie Is Wired
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It’s that time again, where Gone Hollywood gives you the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week. Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got Justin Timberlake creaming his panties to get in to “The Social Network”, Zach Galifianakis dogging on “Jersey Shore” and Amy Poehler spoofing Katy Perry’s appearance for “Sesame Street”.
“I knew that it was in the two percentile of material that is just great. And then I heard David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Fight Club) was going to be the director, and I peed in my pants a little bit.”
– Justin Timberlake, on how badly he wanted to star in The Social Network, to USA Today
“Here, try it.”
– Katherine Heigl, passing her electronic cigarette – a device to help break the habit – to David Letterman
“I’m not going to take a big one.”
– Letterman, accepting his first hit of vaporized nicotine, on his late show
“We have a three?”
– Dancing with the Stars’ host Tom Bergeron, referring to Bruno Tonioli’s unusually low score for Michael Bolton, which set off a war of words between the ousted singer and the judge
“He keeps asking me why he can’t have multiple girlfriends at the same time. He’s also in love with birds and horses, so he’s either going to be a vet someday or the next Hugh Hefner.”
– Former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy, sharing the aspirations of her son 8-year-old son Evan, to People
“Is that on PBS?”
– Zach Galifianakis, claiming ignorance about The Jersey Shore, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“In fifth grade it was Josh Dumbbell.”
– Josh Duhamel, revealing some of the grade school teasing he endured, to People
“They did invite me once…For some reason they didn’t let me go on – it was during probation.”
– Martha Stewart, on why she never appeared on Saturday Night Live, while cooking with show cast member Seth Meyers on her daytime show
“Joel has sleeves and his twin brother Benji has tattoos on his neck and on his face, so I’m just hoping that my kids are just going to be so embarrassed of them that they’re just not going to [get tattoos].”
– Nicole Richie, who’s also inked, on The View
“I specifically wanted the dining room painted blue, because blue is an appetite suppressant.”
– DWTS contestant Margaret Cho, who says she never worked out before training for the dancing competition, to People
“Looks like today’s show is brought to you by the number 38 and the letter double D.”
– Amy Poehler, in a skit with cleavage-baring Katy Perry that spoofed the singer’s controversial Sesame Street segment with Elmo, on SNL
That’s it for this week! What was your favorite quote of the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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