I’m feeling pretty shit today so I needed something to cheer me up, what better way to do that than laugh at celebrities making a show of themselves? The Frisky came up with 18 of the most ridiculous celebrity photos ever, here is my favorite 10:
Snoop Dogg
Amy Winehouse
Courtney Love
Paula Deen
Britney Spears
Celine Dion
Micheal Cera
Paris Hilton
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jack Nicholson
I can’t help but laugh at all of these, any other celebrity photos you think should be up on here?
The world of hip-hip and rap lost another legend yesterday after it was announced that Nate Doggpassed away after having health issues for the past few years. He was just 41-years-old.
Nate Dogg, whose real name is Nathaniel D. Hale, passed away yesterday his family announced but the cause of death is unknown. He suffered two strokes in recent years – one in 2007 and then another in 2008. Snoop Dogg, who was part of the 213 group along with Nate and Daz Dillinger, took to his Twitter account to write:
“We lost a true legend n hip hop n rnb. One of my best friends n a brother to me since 1986 when I was a sophomore at poly high where we met
I love u buddy luv. U will always b wit me 4ever n a day u put the g n g funk u put the 1 n 213 n u put yo stamp on evrybdy u ever didit wit
I miss u cuzz I am so sad but so happy I got to grow up wit u and I will c u again n heaven cuz u know d slogan
all doggs go to heaven yo homie n baby brotha bigg snoopdogg!!
RIP NATE DOGG.”
Death is one of those things that I never know what to say and what not to say. Sad news at such a young age. R.I.P
Celebrity endorsements are as profitable as they are plentiful and these days, it seems as if everyone’s in on the action. While some promotional deals are obvious fits, some leave us scratching our heads.
Even for Hollywood’s reigning queens of self-promotion, the Kardashian sisters, some products seem like ridiculous choices. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have moved past their prepaid credit card fiasco with grace, style and, most surprisingly of all, a line of Kardashian Silly Bandz [see above photo].
Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia
Hold your hats, TV watchers, because we’re about to drop some serious wisdom on you: At one point in time, Jamie Lee Curtis’ name was not synonymous with digestive regularity. Hard to believe, we know, but it’s true. There was a time when she was not only an actress, but Hollywood royalty, a teen slasher movie queen, and a bona fide hottie. The woman defeated Michael Myers in five separate installments of ‘Halloween,’ for gosh sake. While Activia may have provided a financial boost to her lagging career, the striptease scene in ‘True Lies’ will just never be the same.
Sofia Coppola Canned Champagne
Sofia Coppola is well-respected. Sofia Coppola is elegant. Sofia Coppola makes wine you drink with a straw? The writer-director’s father, directing legend Francis Ford Coppola, owns a popular winery from which his daughter’s eponymous beverage was born. Pluses: Cute packaging, fun idea, won’t spill while you’re jogging. Cons: Sophistication-wise, canned wine is about a half-step up from chugging Franzia right from the box.
Megan Mullally for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Megan Mullallly is one funny woman, as evidenced by everything from guest appearances on ‘Parks and Recreation’ to her longtime role as boozy socialite Karen Walker on ‘Will and Grace.’ So why is she getting down disco-style with a tub of fake butter in the refrigerator aisle? Come on, ‘Will and Grace’ has only been off the air for five years; you couldn’t possibly have spent that money already.
Lil Jon for CRUNK Energy Drink
OK, Mr. Jon, we get it. You like to get crunk. You like to say “crunk.” You like to provide your enthusiastic hyping skills to other peoples’ songs. The thing is, we’re pretty sure pomegranate-flavored energy beverages aren’t the only things you’re sipping out of that pimp chalice you seem so fond of. Oh, and by the way, there’s already a crunk energy drink, it’s called Four Loko, and, unlike your product, it lives up to its name.
Claire Danes for Latisse
Claire Danes is serious about two things: her acting career and long eyelashes. The ‘Temple Grandin’ star and multiple Golden Globe winner, has taken a cue from another former teen star when it comes to her endorsement deals. Danes signed on as the face of Latisse, an eyelash growth product, in 2010, a job also held by Brooke Shields. Side effects include irritation, iris darkening and weirding out your fan base.
However… NOTHING beats Snoop Dogg, and his endorsement of “Blunt Magic.”
Forbes released the top 10 earning Hip-Hop stars the other day and it’s full of the usual people you would expect to see on the list. But here is the 10 worst lyrics ever from these 10 stars.
Jay-Z, $63 million
Lyric: “If you shoot my dog, I’ma kill your cat” (song: Justify My Thug)
Diddy, $30 million
Lyric: “Young, black and famous, with money hanging out the anus.” (song: Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down)
Akon , $21 million
Lyric: “I wanna fuck you.” (song: I Wanna Fuck You)
Lil’ Wayne , $20 million
Lyric: “When I was five my favorite movie was The Gremlins. Ain’t got shit to do with this but I just that I should mention.”" (song: Sky’s The Limit)
Dr. Dre, $17 million
Lyric: “I use Crest so ain’t no cavity creeps in my drill.” (song: Keep Their Heads Rollin’)
Ludacris, $16 million
Lyric: “Read your whore-oscope and eat your whore d’oeuvres.” (song: Area Codes)
Snoop Dogg, $15 million
Lyric: “Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis. No weenies.” (song: California Gurls)
Timbaland , $14 million
Lyric: “Let me see them big titties. Don’t act saditty.” (song: Bounce)
Pharrell Williams , $13 million
Lyric: “Let’s shit on the peons. Let’s go to Vegas and watch Celine Dion. Make them say ‘what we on?’” (song: That Girl)
Kanye West , $12 million
Lyric:”Are you into astrology? Cause I’m trying to make it to Uranus.” (song: Gettin’ It In)
source: The 10 Worst Lyrics From The 10 Richest Rappers [Buzz Feed]
Friday has rolled around once again, and here at Gone Hollywood, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! Without further ado, I present the best, which includes Miley Cyrus’ infatuation with Zac Efron, Megan Fox stating the obvious about Justin Bieber — and more!
Enjoy!
“I am obsessed with Zac Efron. If it wouldn’t be creepy, because he’s a friend, I would have posters on my wall.”
– Miley Cyrus, to Access Hollywood
“He’s got more talent in those bangs than I’ve got in my whole body.”
– Megan Fox, the latest casualty of Bieber fever, to E! Online
“I remember thinking at one point, ‘I know: I’ll get my hips lipo-ed off!’ You can’t – it’s bone.”
– One of People’s Amazing Bodies of 2010 Jennifer Love Hewitt, on previously contemplating plastic surgery
“I’m sure I probably bought weed from him.”
– Cameron Diaz, on former high school classmate Snoop Dogg, to Playboy
“Originally I was supposed to take off my shirt. The script said we were walking into school and Willy takes off his shirt. I said, ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. He’s gonna take off his shirt in the middle of school? No, no, no.”
– Taylor Lautner, on preventing the exploitation of his ab-tastic physique, to GQ magazine
“I asked [the director], ‘Why me? You could’ve had anyone you wanted.’ And he said, ‘You have period teeth.’”
– Jewel, on being cast in the Civil War drama Ride with the Devil because “I was the only actress in Hollywood who hadn’t gotten her teeth fixed,” to Shape magazine
“I may have conceived a baby in that crowd.”
– Conan O’Brien, on performing for the scantily dressed crowd at the Bonnaroo Music Festival, to Rolling Stone
“Robert Redford.”
- Hollywood veteran Betty White, deadpanning on what she would still like do, on The Early Show
“Anything else you would like to say, Elisabeth, because this is just getting good?”
– Kathy Griffin, sparring with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View
“Even I’d take a crack at that.”
– Sean Hayes, on Scarlett Johansson’s universal appeal, at the Tony Awards
We all know that celebrities like to drink and do their drugs, some of them are open up about liking to smoke a bit of weed here and there. So let’s take a look at some who may surprise you, others you will say “no shit.”
Kristen Stewart
Barack Obama
“I inhaled frequently, that was the point.” (In contrast with Bill Clinton who said he smoked Marijuana, but ‘didn’t inhale’)
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
These two best buddies were seen sharing a joint while on the beach in Hawaii a few years ago. Why not relax ocean side with your best friend under giant beach hats while puffing and passing, right? Maybe because you are famous and are bound to end up on the cover of Us Weekly, with the joint in hand. Both girls have been enjoying marijuana for a while- Drew started smoking at age 10 and Cameron said she spent most of her teenage years “smoking and surfing”.
Brad Pitt
In an interview for Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino told the press, “Brad doesn’t smoke marijuana while he’s acting, and I don’t smoke while I’m directing”. Hmmm, makes us think, why even say anything at all? Not only is Brad an artist on screen, but he also once admitted to being an artist at rolling joints. And although he confessed he gave up the reefer when he became a father, we’re sure he still dabbles in it with Angelina after the troops go to bed. They probably smoke, talk about how hot they are and stare in amazement at how perfect their first creation, Shiloh, is.
Justin Timberlake
Justin admitted that he has smoked weed with his mother and that his album, Justified, was created during his “marijuana phase”. He also admitted that he was high when he was Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher, which made that episode hysterical now that we know he was stoned. When asked by Entertainment Weekly if he smoked marijuana prior to the prank he answered, “Yeah that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don’t do that anymore!”
Mischa Barton
Even though she was charged with a DUI in 2007, Mischa was recently spotted cruising around Los Angeles puffin’ on something that didn’t quite look like a cigarette. And it’s not the first time the paparazzi have snapped her mid-puff. You’d think she’d learn to at least do it in private.
Megan Fox
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf must bond over a few joints after work since Megan thinks the green light should be given to legalize weed. The Transformers actress admits to GQ that she would be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints” and that she has no idea why it still has a stigma attached to it. “I can’t tell you how much bullshit I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed…People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, fucked up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it.”
Snoop Dogg
Considering he has a song titled, “Smoke Weed Everyday” and there seems to be a cloud of thick smoke following him around like the Peanuts character, Pig-pen, we’d say he loves marijuana. In 2001, Snoop smoked a blunt in four of the four movies he appeared in- Training Day, The Wash, Bones, and Baby Boy and was named “Stoner of the Year” at the High Times Magazine Stony awards. That’s quite an accomplishment in the weed community.
Charlize Theron
After Charlize’s Oscar win, she decided to celebrate by smoking marijuana. But she didn’t just indulge in a joint or a regular pipe; she got crafty and smoked out of an apple. That’s right, you can eat your fruit and smoke it too.
Jennifer Aniston
“I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it”. (Supposedly she and Brad Pitt smoked up together prior to meeting with Bill Clinton.)
Shia LaBeouf
“My parents always thought weed was healthier than alcohol,” he says. “If you look at the science of it, it’s the truth. Nobody has ever died smoking weed.”
Stephen King
Stephen King is the most popular horror novelist of this generation. Unlike some celebrities who recoil when asked about cannabis, King confidently states “I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses. . . .â€
Matthew Mcconoaughey
In 1999, Matthew was arrested in Austin, Texas and charged with possession of marijuana. The best part? He was ratted out by a neighbor complaining of loud music coming from his house. When the cops arrived to check out the situation, they found Matthew dancing around naked, high as a kite, playing the bongo drums. Classic McConaughey!
Kirsten Dunst
Just last year, Kirsten Dunst admitted she likes smoking marijuana. In fact, she said “America’s view on weed is ridiculous†and the world would be a better place if “everyone smoked weed.†No wonder she likes playing the role of Mary Jane in Spiderman. Okay, that’s a lame joke, but I couldn’t resist.
