There were several reports emerging that the douchebag duo made up of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may have been calling it quits. OK! magazine reported that Heidi moved out of their home, probably based on the fact that Heidi recently fired Spencer as her manager, before hiring a psychic and immediately firing the hell out of her too. Now that The Hills has been canceled, this is turning into quite a bit of publicity for the final season.
Alas, the rumors are false, say Heidi Montag. Heidi told People magazine today:
“I’m not moving out, I love Spencer with all my heart. All that we’ve been through has only made us work harder at our relationship and making it better. We’ve worked through things and will continue to work on our relationship so we’re the best couple we can be. We want to fall more in love with each other every day.”
Some reports say that Spencer does not approve of his wife’s extensive plastic surgery, because we all know that having a hot wife with huge tits sucks.
Sources: Heidi Montag Moves Out! [OK! Magazine] Heidi and Spencer didn’t split, want to ‘fall more in love every day’ [Fox 411]
Spencer Pratt seems to have decided that since nobody has mocked him relentlessly for a few days, he should go ahead and show the world the cover art for his new “album” titled I’m a Celebrity via his Twitter account. Funny, I never knew that “celebrity” and “douche bag” meant the same thing.
It was very sweet of his girlfriend, Heidi Montag, to loan him all of that money to flash. I bet he whined like a bitch when he had to give it all back.
“But Heidi, I’m a celebrity! I need bling!”
If you’ve never seen or heard Spencer’s single… oddly enough titled “I’m a Celebrity“, you can check it out below. If you like the idea of sticking an icepick through your ear while scorching your eyes with lit cigar stubs, you should definitely check it out below.
Ugh, I just accidentally watched that again. Once I hit play, I just got sucked into the void of bullshit and lost my will to live for four minutes. I hope that someday I get to meet Spencer Pratt so that I can punch him in his vagina.
source: Spencer Pratt’s Album Cover Proves He Is A Celebrity, Is Amazing [Celebuzz]
