Stephen Colbert: Britney Spears for President!
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Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, August 5, 2008 |
Stephen Colbert discusses why Britney Spears should be the Republican presidential nominee.
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Rush on Colbert Show
Rush will be making their first U.S. television appearance in more than thirty years on Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report.”
Cool. Here’s a video of Rush playing “Tom Sawyer,” albeit not on “The Colbert Report.”
YouTube Ordered to Reveal Readers
Dismissing privacy concerns, a federal judge overseeing a $1 billion copyright-infringement lawsuit against YouTube has ordered the popular online video-sharing service to disclose who watches which video clips and when. 
source: YouTube ordered to reveal its viewers [cnn]
25 Funniest People in America
 Presenting The 25 Funniest People in America. From Conan O’Brien to Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey to Craig Ferguson, let’s count down the names of the entertainers who make us laugh the hardest. 25. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Burroughs’ best-selling memoir Running with Scissors — about being raised by a nutso shrink who studies his poo and rents the back shed to a pedophile — is unbelievably disturbing. And sidesplitting. At first we felt guilty giggling at his adventures with an electroshock therapy machine, but Burroughs knows that laughter is the best antidepressant. Much better than booze, which the author struggles to kick in his equally effervescent follow-up, Dry. 24. CATHERINE O’HARA After her run on SCTV in the late ’70s, Hollywood didn’t know what to do with O’Hara. Fortunately, Christopher Guest did. In Waiting for Guffman, she and Fred Willard are tracksuit-wearing answers to Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire; in Best in Show, she’s a onetime floozy with a prize terrier and a torrid past; and in A Mighty Wind, O’Hara shows off a subtler comic touch, proving that humor doesn’t always mean a pie in the face. 23. SARAH SILVERMAN The Lenny Bruce of the 21st century might be this hot, foul-mouthed, button-punching stand-up. Silverman is ruthlessly funny about topics like sex, the Holocaust, and 9/11, which may be why The Sarah Silverman Program has a permanent slot on our DVR. Oh, and if you hadn’t heard, she’s f—ing Matt Damon. 22. DAVE CHAPPELLE The fact that Diamond Dave is all but absent from the comedic stage these days doesn’t invalidate his funny. After all, Chappelle’s revered Comedy Central show — on which the wiry comic gleefully engaged in crass T&A humor, swore like a sailor, and mocked everyone in the multiculti rainbow, confronting race in a way that is positively Pryor-esque — is still the best sketch comedy this country has seen in more than a decade. For that alone, he deserves a spot on any list like this. 21. DEMETRI MARTIN You know what’s funny? Palindromes and anagrams. ”Shut up, Grandma,” you say, but we say shut up yourself and watch Demetri Martin work a stand-up mic. ”A drunk driver’s very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver — if he’s persuasive.” The floppy-haired heir to Steven Wright won a prestigious award at last year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe, taking him from the comedy underground to…the comedy slightly less underground. 20. DIABLO CODY Not to be partial, but the newly minted Oscar winner showed off her comedic — and emotional — chops with her debut screenplay for Juno. Did we mention it won an Oscar? 19. CRAIG FERGUSON Late night is the province of the mono-name. Jay! Dave! Conan! Then there’s that Scottish guy, two-name ID required: Craig Ferguson. You know, the one who can’t quite be pinned down. Since taking over CBS’ Late Late Show from Craig Kilborn in 2005, Ferguson has brought a fresh burst of energy to the format. He’s reinvented the opening monologue, doing away with most of the topical jokes and just ad-libbing about his life. Along with fresh energy, he’s brought something else — ratings. Ferguson, 45 and a brand-spanking-new U.S. Citizen, doesn’t get as much media attention as time-slot competitors Jimmy Kimmel or Conan, but with an audience of just under 2 million, the great Scot outperforms the former and has climbed within 500,000 viewers of the latter. 18. JACK BLACK Black is an entirely new classification of human: the frenetic slacker. Before his turn as doofus band reject/inspirational teacher Dewey Finn in School of Rock, he was the Ritalin-deprived half of Tenacious D (along with his partner, Kyle Gass) and the list-obsessed record-shop shlub in High Fidelity. He is, inarguably, the coolest fusion of music and comedy since Spinal Tap. (And, if Tropic Thunder is as good as we’ve been led to believe, we’ll forgive him that whole Nacho Libre business.) 17. DAVID LETTERMAN With a receding hairline and a jogger’s grim jowls, Dave is no one’s idea of a hip comic, and he likes it that way. New-school gone old-school, the upstart who first pumped irony into the talk show still rails against the stupidity of the powerful and yet has the charm to melt Julia Roberts. 16. AMY SEDARIS AND DAVID SEDARIS Big brother is the best-selling author of the sublime autobiographical essay collections Me Talk Pretty One Day and Naked, full of terrific riffs about stuff like his cuckoo-clock North Carolina clan and his midget guitar teacher. Little sis was the rubber-faced star of Comedy Central’s truly strange Strangers With Candy, as well as coauthor of the book Wigfield. 15. WILL FERRELL See, there’s this man-child who latches onto Will Ferrell in most every role he plays — and good luck getting the little guy to let go. As a result, we are treated to inspired displays of dolt-trapped-in-the-headlights hijinks, be it in the form of Old School’s keghead Frank the Tank (who goes from repressed to regressed to undressed) or Talladega Nights’ Ricky Bobby, the dumbest, most earnest NASCAR driver on the circuit — who’s also the most comfortable with his sexuality. 14. RICKY GERVAIS Okay, so he doesn’t spend all that much of his time in America. We don’t care. Whether as the creator of The Office and Extras, a supporting actor in movies like For Your Consideration or Night at the Museum, or doing killer stand-up (as seen most recently in Grand Theft Auto IV), he’s still as funny as the dog’s bollocks. 13. ELLEN DEGENERES DeGeneres, whose career seemed all but kaput a few years ago, has earned back adoration simply by being her affably dry self on the Emmy-winning The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Whether it’s her circuitous monologues, her deadpan celebrity interviews, or that vocal turn as Dory in Finding Nemo, she remains one of the cleanest, coolest funny ladies around. 12. DAVID CROSS All conversations about his genius start here: Along with Bob Odenkirk, he created the cunning HBO sketch series Mr. Show, which routinely put SNL to silly shame. And not only does Cross work little miracles in supporting roles (remember his role as feckless freak-job Tobias on Fox’s Arrested Development?), he can drop some pretty fearsome stand-up (who else talks about being raped by the Virgin Mary?). Simply put, this dude never kowtows for his funny. 11. CONAN O’BRIEN Smarty-pants isn’t usually a compliment, but O’Brien wears them so well. When this Harvard geek isn’t riffing on Muammar Gaddafi in his monologue, he’s making absurd innovations in low-brow comedy. Now, let’s see if those absurd innovations will play on The Tonight Show…. The Top 10 are after the jump!!
Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People
Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People’s current list of finalists (there is still voting to do), really is quite disturbing.  Looking at the “Top 10″, we have Nelson Mandela (who belongs there), two singers, a pagan witch, a young asexual actress, both Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, two Senators running for the Presidency, and… Perez Hilton (who’s recently stated that he tongue-kissed John Mayer) 1. Rain - Asian singer Anyone else see a problem? source: Who is Most Influential? [time magazine]
Oprah Winfrey to Get Own Network
Discovery Communications and Oprah Winfrey announced a deal Tuesday where the Discovery Health network will be turned over to Winfrey next year, becoming OWN — the Oprah Winfrey Network. 
However, maybe they should be giving the network to Ellen DeGeneres? Ellen Degeneres managed to score the top spot as America’s favorite TV star. The annual poll was released yesterday and Ellen managed to push Oprah off her pedestal. Oprah has been #1 on the Harris Poll for the past five years. They were ranked as follows:
source: OPRAH WINFREY AND DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS TO FORM NEW JOINT VENTURE - OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network [oprah's official website] Jon Stewart Is Awesome - Gives Salary To Striking Writers
 The writers’ strike is on, and late night TV is the first to go. Fortunately for some writers, they have bosses like Jon Stewart, who is paying his writers’ salaries.
I knew I loved him. Stewart/Colbert 2008! :) Source: “Nice Jewish Boy” [Mollygood]; Photo: Rolling Stone Stephen Colbert’s Presidential Bid Blocked
 Stephen Colbert’s presidential hopes have come to an end. Although he paid the $2,500 fee to put his name on the Democratic primary ballot, the party executives have voted not to include him in the race. When he announced his candidacy, he said he would only run in his native South Carolina. Sunday he appeared at the University of South Carolina and vowed to “crush the state of Georgia” if elected. That’s too bad - Colbert really could have brought some humor to the race but shed some light on the issues also. Guess I’ll just have to keep watching his show instead. Source: “Stephen Colbert’s Presidential Bid Blocked By Party Officials” [People] Stephen Colbert, Indecision ‘08 Presidential Campaign is Causing a Ruckus
Stephen Colbert kicked off his presidential campaign in his home state of South Carolina on Sunday.  The Comedy Central comedian made an appearance at the University of South Carolina in Columbia. While there, Stephen got the key to the city and was proclaimed South Carolina’s favorite son by Mayor Bob Coble. The host of The Colbert Report, recently announced that he would be running for President in 2008 but only in South Carolina. His plan is to run on both the Republican and Democratic ticket. Colbert was honored to receive the key to the city and said he “loves South Carolina, almost as much as South Carolina loves” him. Stephen also says that if he is elected as President, he promises not only to crush the state of Georgia, but also Tennessee. However, ABC is reporting the Campaign Finance Law may spoil his fun:
source: Colbert for President! (for real) [indecision 2008] Dr Pepper Wants Stephen Colbert for a Running Mate
Dr Pepper has jumped the political bandwagon, with Stephen Colbert’s faux (?) presidential election campaign, twisting it into a marketing opportunity. Cheesy, but I’ll still drink you.
source: Jean Ziliani, Vice President & Senior Media Specialist |
The cash-free transaction involved Winfrey turning over her Web site to Discovery, while the communications company makes her chairman of the network, which is currently seen in 68 million homes, said David Zaslav, Discovery Communications chief.
“In a show of solidarity with his fellow scribes, [Jon Stewart] has told his writing staff that he will cover all their salaries for the next two weeks, according to a well-placed source. He has also vowed to do the same for writers on The Colbert Report.”
With its snack-food sponsorship, Democratic and Republican affiliations, and Sen. Larry Craig as a possible running mate, Stephen Colbert’s run for the presidency is hardly serious business. 
Dear Future President of the United States,
