Paris Hilton Sunbathes Topless – Photos

Paris Hilton is currently on vacation in Mexico, which makes me incredibly jealous because it is currently raining like crazy here, when she decided to do a bit of topless sunbathing.

There is not much that can be said about Paris sunbathing topless because we’ve all seen her naked before, if you look closely at some of the photos you may see a little something more under her bikini pants.

NSFW Photos After The Jump!!!

Popularity: unranked [?]

Karina Smirnoff In A Bikini – Photos

It’s been a while since we’ve had any bikini photos, so here is Karina Smirnoff taking on that role.

I can’t decide whether or not I think these photos are a bit staged or not, I’m thinking of going with yes because she looks directly at the photographer and smiles in one of them.

But for a girl who is mostly known for her hot body, I don’t blame her for doing staged photo ops. Hell if I could do it and get paid, you know I would be there in a heartbeat. Here is Karina Smirnoff in her bikini.

[Click thumbnails for larger view]

source: Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures go for Gold [Egotastic]

Popularity: unranked [?]

• F-Listed  linked with  Archive HEARTY BREAKFAST «

Guinness World Record for ‘Largest Simultaneous Skinny Dip’

What do you get when 317 nudists squeeze into a Virginia pool, in what they call “The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America”?

Thousands of people gathered at a nudist resorts across North America (the video below is from Baltimore)

Hopefully nothing if the chlorine does its job correctly. “You don’t have any pockets when you’re naked,” said one attendee who had apparently not yet met a nudist with a FUPA (those things can hold stuff for days!).

Why is everyone in that pool, someone you would NOT want to see naked?

source: Nudists set Guinness World Record for largest simultaneous skinny dip [ny daily news]

Popularity: unranked [?]

Kim Kardashian Falls Asleep In Sun – Gets Sunburned

This is pretty hilarious in my opinion, I was checking out Kim Kardashian‘s twitter page and noticed she posted “PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!”

This made me go to her website to see if she had blogged about it, which indeed she did and she posted some pictures of herself.

She said, “I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie’s teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!”

Like I said it’s pretty hilarious. How could Kim Kardashian fall asleep in the sun? Everyone knows that NOT falling asleep while sunbathing is the number one rule, followed by cream and then making sure you have know tan/sunglasses lines on your body.

[Click thumbnails for a larger view]

Popularity: unranked [?]

• Allie Is Wired! linked with Allie’s Wired HOT Links - #172
• Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog linked with Thigh-High Links

Lily Allen Goes Topless Again

With Amy Winehouse flopping her crack boobies all over the internet, Lily Allen was feeling a little attention deprived.

Here’s Lily Allen showing her itty bitties titties in the Caribbean.

This really isn’t a tremendous shocker, Lily Allen likes to show her nipples.

She really does.

NSFW photos are after the jump!

Popularity: unranked [?]

• Quickies: One Squirt or Two

Amy Winehouse Sunbathes Nude

Amy Winehouse is out of hospital and recuperating in the sun on St Lucia.

Amy Winehouse, pictured in St Lucia on Sunday, has piled on the pounds as she enjoys a relaxing break in the sun

The troubled diva flew to the Caribbean island on Wednesday with a couple of girlfriends for two weeks of rest and recuperation.

She’s been in the London Clinic for more than a month after being hospitalized for a bad reaction to her post-rehab medication.

NSFW photos are after the jump!

Popularity: unranked [?]

• Allie Is Wired - Because Hollywood is Damn Funny! linked with Amy Winehouse, Cracked Out and Nude on the Beach

Cindy Crawford Topless in St. Tropez

Cindy Crawford has been vacationing in St. Tropez this week with husband Rande Gerber. The couple was supposedly celebrating Cindy’s 20th year anniversary of her first playboy appearance.

Crawford was caught sunbathing topless on a yacht, while drifting in the French Riviera. How fitting that she was topless during the celebration.

Still no word whether her guest George Clooney had already left the servant filled boat of if he was taking in a one-handed view from his room.

Uncensored NSFW photo after the jump!

Popularity: unranked [?]