Check out this short clip from the upcoming celebration of testosterone known as The Expendables. In it, Jason Statham has decided to beat the crap out of several dudes on a basketball court because Charisma Carpenter is watching him, and chicks get all kinds of horny when they witness the ruthless beating of several men.
It’s science.
The Expendables also stars Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Bruce Willis. The movie will be smacking to in the face with several hundred years worth of combined badassery on August 13.
source: Watch Jason Statham Teach Charisma Carpenter To Play Basketball The Expendables Way [Cinema Blend]
The Monocular Group has put out a remixed trailer for the upcoming movie The Expendables, starring pretty much every action hero ever.
This trailer is a call to arms for all of us men out there. No longer will we allow our blood and guts action flicks to be buried under a landslide of twinkly-ass pedophile vampires and feel good chick flicks. We must take a stand.
August 13, we must take back what is ours. Say “no” to Julia Roberts! Say “nay” to Eat, Pray, Love!
We are letting teenage girls dictate what movies Hollywood makes. This crap has got to stop. Take your manly ass to the theater on August 13. Shell out a few bucks to support some good old fashioned violence.
Way back before Sylvester Stallone ever was Rocky Balboa or John Rambo, he was a starving artist, if you will. In 1970, Stallone filmed his first flick, but it wasn’t the sort that would make it to the silver screen.
In the movie, “The Party At Kitty And Stud’s“, which was renamed to “Italian Stallion“, he starred as “Stud.” Stud apparently “serviced” a bunch of Kitty’s friends one after another.
Stallone said that he did this movie because he was desperate and had no food to eat.
Have a look at the trailer (which is in no way NSFW):
Here’s also a creepy looking scene from the movie (also not NSFW):
Here’s a second trailer for the movie:
They seem to really be pimping out that Playboy quote where he says that he was starving and needed food. I guess back then it was a good selling point to get your X-rated flick a mention in the magazine.
Stallone is currently working on the post-production of the movie, “Kambakkht Ishq“, which is slated for a 2009 release. This movie is rumored to have Arnold Schwarzenegger as a part of the cast.
In addition, he’s working on the pre-production of “The Expendables“. 50 Cent is rumored to be a part of the cast for this movie and is said to be playing an agent.
Despite being paid only $200 for the role of Stud, he rakes in the millions now. How’s that for food money?
