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Livin’ The High Life – City Rag
The Internet’s Best ‘Inception‘ Spoofs – Pop Eater
Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Dropped Out Of School – The Superficial
Ryan Phillippe Needs To Zip Up! – Amy Grindhouse
OMG, Deleted Nakedness: David Kross in ‘The Reader’ – OMG Blog
Ed Westwick Dresses Like A Twat – Holy Moly
The Situation Needs An Intervention? – ICYDK
Big Brother 12: Pick The Next Saboteur – Wonderwall
Jerry Hall Bikini Pics Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Courtney Love To Do ‘American Idol’? – Why Fame
Saw 3-D: The 3-D Poster Online – Celebrity Smack
We’ve Got Zoe Saldana Envy – Tabloid Prodigy
Jon Gosselin Is Mentally Ill? – Hollywood Life
Anna Fermanova Is A Sexy Model – Zelda Lily
What’s The Big Deal With Shark Week? – College Candy
Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn’t Wanna Get Poisoned By Mel Gibson – Anything Hollywood
Ellen DeGeneres Quits ‘American Idol’ – Allie Is Wired
Jersey Shore is returning for a second season next week so expect to see the cast everywhere, to start it off MTV are doing a special show “Jersey Shore: When I Was 17″. The show is going to air on Saturday but if for some ungodly reason you can’t wait to watch it then here is a few photographs to keep you going until then.
The Situation
JWoww
Pauly D
Pauly D looks like a totally different person without the orange tan on himself, here is a few bonus photos below of them including JWoww before her implants looking very chongalicious.
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source: The Jersey Shore cast, when they were 17! [In Case You Didn't Know]
The new season of Jersey Shore (which should be called Miami Beach, but whatever) is premiering on July 29 and MTV has posted a trailer highlighting all of the fist-pumping, steroid enhanced idiocy that will be broadcast to the world.
All of the housemates from the original are back, and the trailer shows that the entire cast was shocked by the return of some chick named Angela. I don’t know why, because I never watched the first season and won’t watch this one.
Also shown in the two minute ode to self-induced mental retardation are Snooki attacking Angelina, Sammi freaking out on her (ex?)boyfriend Ronnie, some “grenades” in a hot tub, “The Situation” trying to set a reservation at a restaurant as “The Situation”, and several other amazing scenes that prove to me that apes evolved from us.
Check out the video below, and then you’ll finally understand why the rest of the world hates America.
Source: Jersey Shore’s Snooki Attacks Angelina [US Magazine]
Play Us Out, Keyboard Pig! – City Rag
Leonardo DiCaprio In A Dress? – Pop Eater
Jake Pavelka Claims He’s Not Gay – Betty Confidential
Pamela Anderson Makes The New iPhone Undesirable – Holy Moly
Kate Gosselin Might Have Had Some Work Done – Popbytes
The World’s First Bionic Kitty – OMG Blog
Selena Gomez In A Bikini – The Superficial
Adrianne Curry Does Twitter In The Shower – Drunken Stepfather
Federal Panel Considers Wesley Snipes’ Appeal – Wonderwall
Britney Spears & Kevn Federline Reunite! – ICYDK
Helen Mirren’s Husband Is The Sex Scene Puppetmaster – Celeb News Wire
Was Jeremy London Really Kidnapped? – College Candy
Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding Details – Zelda Lily
The Situation Responds To Being Duped Into Queer Issue – Tabloid Prodigy
Afternoob Pick-Me-Up: DelRae Messer – F-Listed
Cheryl Burke Admits Missing Chad Ochocinco – Hollywood Life
Miley Cyrus’ Crotch Empowers Women – Amy Grindhouse
Justin Bieber’s Mom To Pose For Playboy? – Allie Is Wired
What The Pup? – City Rag
Lindsay Lohan Ordered To Talk About Coke Use – Pop Eater
Joan Rivers Dishes The Dirt – Betty Confidential
Courtney Love Punctured Kurt’s Testicles – Holy Moly
Oh Shut The Eff Up, Tori Spelling – Popbytes
American Apparel Is Going Down – College Candy
Kasey Kahl Loves His Bachelorette Tattoo – Celebrity Smack
Al Gore Is A Crazy Sex Poodle – Celeb News Wire
New Conan Is Jason Momoa – Tabloid Prodigy
And Now Salma Hayek’s Breasts – The Superficial
Janice Dickinson Doesn’t Have An Off Switch – Amy Grindhouse
OMG, Butt Magazine Beach Towels – OMG Blog
Debbie Gibson & Tiffany Unite – ICYDK
Rebecca Gayheart Karma Watch Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
French Women Keep Smoking To Stay Thin – Zelda Lily
Piers Morgan Gets Married! – Wonderwall
Transformers 3 Set Photos – Hollywood Dame
Miley Cyrus Disses Vampires Again – Hollywood Life
The Situation Is Launching His Own Clothing Line – Anything Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan Set Up For Double Exposure Tardiness – Allie Is Wired
Summer is upon us which means that we should all be showing off our beach bodies, sadly mine isn’t good enough to qualify for People Magazine’s hottest bodies of 2010 but maybe next year I will make the cut. Here is some celebrities who made the list:
Kendra Wilkinson
With the birth of Hank Baskett IV came “curves [that] shocked me big-time,” the E! reality star, 25, admitted to PEOPLE. So two months ago, Wilkinson (in Malia Mills) kicked into gear. “I want to wear skimpy clothes again and show off my hot little body.”
Zac Efron
Alo-ha! The High School Musical star, 22, graduates to sex symbol – and tops PEOPLE’s list – after showing off his ripped form in the Hawaiian surf recently. “My fail-safe is to go to the gym for an hour,” the actor, who appears (shirtless!) in the summer drama Charlie St. Cloud, has said.
Kim Kardashian
It’s hard to believe the reality star once felt insecure about her figure. “Everyone talks about this great butt I had, but I was so unhappy about it,” says Kardashian, 29, who told PEOPLE in ’09 that by 11 she had developed “huge boobs and a butt.” Now she works out regularly and curbs her junk-food cravings, saying, “I love my curves … I’m proud of my body.”
Kellan Lutz
Fans are used to seeing … ahem, a little more of the Eclipse star, 25, in his CK underwear ads – not that he minds. “I won’t lie about it,” says the actor, who trained and stopped eating candy to shape up for the shoot. “I started getting text messages … people were always commenting on the billboard and asking for pictures for their daughters.”
Ryan Phillippe
Hello, washboard abs! The MacGruber star showed off his seriously buff physique on the cover of Men’s Health in May, proving that at 35 he’s got just as much flex appeal as Hollywood’s twentysomethings. His motivation? “I want to throw my kids up in the air and wrestle them.”
Carrie Underwood
There is nothing down-home about this Grammy winner’s killer bikini body, and thanks to a regimen of healthy eating and regular workouts (cardio, kickboxing and the elliptical), the longtime vegetarian lost – and has kept off – 20 lbs. following her season 4 win on American Idol in 2005.
Mike Sorrentino
You want body language? Talk to The Situation, whose stomach-baring move has “blessed” him with “international popularity.” “I have always had an unbelievable six-pack,” says the Jersey Shore star, 27, who calls keeping fit “the key to my success.”
Cameron Diaz
To star opposite Tom Cruise in a summer action movie, you’d better be in the shape of your life. Thankfully, at 37, his Knight and Day costar is “a genetic goddess,” her trainer Teddy Bass says. Diaz does a mix of Pilates, plank exercises and leg pulls to keep her 5-ft., 9-in. frame lean and mean.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
“I ordered a string bikini for the first time since I was 16,” says the actress (in Betsey Johnson), 31, who faced seeing unflattering bikini photos of herself plastered across the web in 2007. Looking back, she tells PEOPLE, those photos “did something good for me in the long run. Now I’m a much healthier eater and I love exercising.”
Common
What does the Grammy-nominated rapper have in common with his rumored ex, tennis champ Serena Williams? A killer body. The Chicago native, 38, made Men’s Fitness magazine’s Top 25 fittest men in the world (alongside athletes like soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo). “I feel like I’m planting seeds when I’m [working out],” he says, “making things fruitful and giving back to myself.”
Katy Perry
With her tongue-in-cheek music and pin-up good looks, Perry isn’t your typical California Gurl. No wonder Maxim named her No. 1 on their 2010 Hot 100 list. How did the 25-year-old top the likes of Megan Fox? She’s “the rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini,” the magazine explained.
Megan Fox
The Transformers star once famously told Esquire, “I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores.” While the 24-year-old has topped plenty of hot lists, she says deep down she’s really a stay-at-home nerd. “We watch a lot of Discovery Channel and TLC,” she told Allure of life with boyfriend Brian Austin Green.
Jake Gyllenhaal
Summer’s hottest action figure? Look no further than the Prince of Persia star, whose ripped torso and bulging biceps created buzz months before the movie hit theaters. Joking, “It was so much fun to get paid to get tanned and get in shape,” Gyllenhaal, 29, got into the best shape of his life doing the French martial art of Parkour.
Audrina Patridge
Even this Hills babe, who’s often snapped in her two-piece (here, in Melissa Odabash), wishes for, yes, a better bikini body. “I’ve always had a good stomach,” says the reality star, 25, “but I wish I had longer legs.” To make the most of her assets, she hikes or boxes twice a week, and for an added boost, drinks daily wheatgrass shots “even though they don’t taste good.”
The guys bodies make me incredibly jealous while the women make me feel all happy inside. I guess I should get off to the gym.
source: Hottest Bodies 2010 [People]
Tyra’s Nipple Can’t Hide – City Rag
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Sign Divorce Papers – Pop Eater
Tiffani Thiessen Welcomes A Daughter – Amy Grindhouse
Cameron Diaz In A Bikini – The Superficial
Devo Hosts Cat Listening Party – OMG Blog
Hugh Jackman: He’s A Dancer – Popbytes
Randy Jackson Hospitalized For Chest Pains – Wonderwall
’90s-palooza: Our Dream Summer Music Festival – College Candy
Teen Choice Awards 2010 Nominees Announced – Holy Moly
The Situation Decides Rappinig Is A Good Idea – F-Listed
Raquel Welch: Plastic Surgery Done Right – Celebrity Smack
No Nudes For Shakira Just Yet – Celeb News Wire
Robert Pattinson Wants To Get Naked – Hollywood Life
Slash Attacked By Crazed Fan – Hollywire
Are Kids Still Important To A Happy Marriage? – Zelda Lily
Cameron Diaz Isn’t Ready For Motherhood – ICYDK
Demi Lovato Dyed Her Hair Blonde – Anything Hollywood
Taylor Lautner Is Hot For GQ – Allie Is Wired
Skunked! – City Rag
Ryan Phillippe Really Wants Your Sympathy – Pop Eater
Zoe Saldana Wants To Pee Standing Up – Amy Grindhouse
The Situation Understands Trial & Error – The Superficial
Nadya Suleman Tells Oprah She’s Not The OctoMom – Zelda Lily
Did Ryan Seacrest Betray Crystal Bowersox? – College Candy
Pixie Geldof To Launch Singing Career? – Holy Moly
Does Mo’Nique Buy Her Brother’s Apology? – Hollywood Life
Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
‘American Idol‘ Judges Praise Emotional Singer – Wonderwall
Keli McGregor Found Dead – Celebrity Smack
Kelly LaBrock To Drop A Bomb On Steven Seagal – Celeb News Wire
Gisele Bundchen Doesn’t Care If Her Boobs Sag – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Ashley Dupre Closes The Deal – Betty Confidential
Snooki Dumped Her Boyfriend – Why Fame
I Love Kylie Minogue…But… – Popbytes
The Next Bond Movie Is Postponed Indefinitely – F-Listed
What Do You Think Of Heidi Klum’s New Hairdo? – ICYDK
Katy Perry Made An Uh-Oh! – Litely Salted
Larry King’s Wife Is A Cheater – Yeeeah!
Joe Jonas Spotted Eating Lunch Alone – Hollywire
Bai Ling’s Prostate Awareness Message – Tabloid Prodigy
No One’s Going To Punch Gwyneth Paltrow – OMG Blog
David Hasselhoff Returns To ‘The Young & The Restless – Hollywood Dame
Sandra Bullock Without Her Wedding Ring – Allie Is Wired
Who The Frak Is Cheryl Cole? – City Rag
Pete Wentz Talks Guyliner & Jersey Shore – Pop Eater
Kerry Katona Is Back On The Market – Holy Moly
Taylor Swift Uses A Sharpie As Eyeliner – Hollywood Life
When Did Kelly Osbourne Get Hot? – F-Listed
Pamela Anderson’s Ridiculous Catwalk Outfit – Why Fame
Lady Gaga’s Cosmo Cover Sneak Peek – Amy Grindhouse
Courtney Love Performs “Samantha” With Hole – Popbytes
The Biggest Loser Is Casting Now! – Celebrity Smack
The Jonas Brothers Fumble With Balls – Celeb News Wire
Jennifer Garner’s Braided Beauty – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Lady Gaga Condoms? – ICYDK
Backstage Secrets From New York Fashion Week – College Candy
Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute – Drunken Stepfather
Tim Tebow Stripped To His Underwear – Tabloid Prodigy
The Situation Has An Impersonator?!? – The Dirty
Tiger Woods Looks Remorseful – The Superficial
Mike Ruiz Releases More Adam Lambert Goodness – Allie Is Wired
Vote For Betty White! – City Rag
Kevin Eubanks Leaving The Tonight Show? – Pop Eater
An Inside Look At Brooke Mueller’s Rehab – Hollywood Life
Paris Hilton Is Still Wearing A Bikini – The Superficial
Prince William Gets Photoshopped For Hello! – Holy Moly
Rihanna To Play A Dominatrix In Upcoming Film – F-Listed
Heidi Montag Wasn’t Happy About Her New Look? – Why Fame
Beyonce’s Father Ordered To Pay Child Support – Amy Grindhouse
Tila Tequila Is A First Class Liar – Celebrity Smack
We Must “Save The Peak“! – Popbytes
$12 Gum Said To Boost Male Libidos – Zelda Lily
Penis Tree Draws Complaints – Tabloid Prodigy
Blake Lively Is Not Doing Playboy – ICYDK
Levi McConaughey’s Lovely Locks – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Christina Aguilera Is A Street Walker – Drunken Stepfather
Snooki Visits Virginia – The Dirty
Wanna Smell Like The Situation? – College Candy
Heidi Montag Writes Poetry – Hollywire
Avril Lavigne Dating Brody Jenner – Hollywood Dame
Mischa Barton Likes To Smoke Weed – Allie Is Wired
Jersey Shore Grandma – City Rag
Howard Stern Addresses American Idol Rumors – Pop Eater
Portia De Rossi On The Cover Of ‘The Advocate’ – Amy Grindhouse
Jennifer Aniston’s Blurry Nipple – The Superficial
Keira Knightley’s Stalker Charged With Harassment – Celebrity Smack
Kate Hudson Moves On To A-Rod – Celeb News Wire
Guess Who’s Flipping The Bird! – Popbytes
Lindsay Lohan Is Violent – Fatback Media
Dolph Lundgren Is King Of Award Show Openings – Holy Moly
Taylor Swift Hearts Giants – Litely Salted
Why Is Whitney Port Famous Again? – ICYDK
DJ Pauly D & The Situation In Miami, Douching It Up – The Dirty
Sarah Palin Was Caught Red-Handed! – Zelda Lily
What The Eff Are You Wearing, Rihanna? – College Candy
Megan Fox Is A Prostitute In Jonah Hex – Yeeeah!
Jimmy Kimmel Never Complimented Sarah Silverman – Anything Hollywood
What Lil Wayne Can Expect In Jail – Hollywood On Crack
Anne Hathaway Chooses Brother Over Church – Hollywood Dame
Jessica Alba’s New ‘Do Is A Don’t! – Hollywire
Kendra Wilkinson Wasn’t Crying Over Colts’ Loss – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Britney Spears Rushed To The Emergency Room – Allie Is Wired
Cher In Drag? – City Rag
Bret Michaels For President? – Pop Eater
How Ice-T’s Wife Applies Makeup – Tabloid Prodigy
The Jersey Shore Guy That’s Not The Situation – The Dirty
Rihanna Isn’t Taking Any Chances – The Superficial
Noah Cyrus To Launch Clothing Line? – Yeeeah!
Taylor Swift Is Way Overrated – College Candy
Britney Spears Gets Her Umbrella Out – Holy Moly
Just Because He’s Cute: Jared Leto – Popbytes
Tila Tequila To Adopt Kids From Haiti? – F-Listed
Greasy Bear Lives! – Celebrity Smack
Camila Alves: Postpartum Pretty – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Madonna Invests In Coconut Water – ICYDK
Lauren Conrad Is As Dumb As You Think – Hollywire
Sophie Turner Showing Off Her Body – Drunken Stepfather
Does Lindsay Lohan Suffer From This Disease? – Zelda Lily
LeAnn Rimes To Sing At Seaworld? – Hollywire
Etta James Still Hospitalized – Wonderwall
Amy Winehouse Confirms Bisexuality – Hollywood Dame
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Appear Together! – Allie Is Wired
The Best Weed Of The Year – City Rag
First Look At The Celebrity Big Brother House! – Holy Moly
Divorce Definitely Possible For Charlie Sheen – Pop Eater
Jimmy Kimmel: Would You Hit It? – Celebrity Smack
Best Of 2009: Heidi Montag Gets ‘Nude’ – The Superficial
Kim Kardashian Is Raking In The Twitter Cashola – F-Listed
It’s Too Bad She’s A Liar – Hollywire
Chris Brown Is Trying To Make Rihanna Jealous – Hollywood Dame
Video Fix: Lady Gaga’s “Speechless” Live – Popbytes
Helio Castroneves’ Newborn Daughter! – Wonderwall
Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Hypnotize Us – Drunken Stepfather
Brandy Is A Rapper Now? – Tabloid Prodigy
Did Ashlee Beat Pete Wentz Up? – ICYDK
Megan Fox Needs Some Actressin’ Lessons – Litely Salted
D-Bag Battle: Spencer Pratt Vs. The Situation – College Candy
OMG, His Butt: Avatar’s Sam Worthington – OMG! Blog
Robot Katie Wants A Tom Cruise Tat – Allie Is Wired
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