The Top 10 Butterfaces
Complex have thrown together a list of what they think is the top 10 butterfaces (ugly face but hot body) out there and I agree with every single one of them.
10. BROOKE HOGAN
This is Hulk Hogan’s kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
09. BUFFIE THE BODY
She’s got an ass like that, but that whole “getting to know you†thing isn’t really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
08. TIFFANY “NEW YORK†POLLARD
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those “Weird Science†two’s as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
07. CHLOE SEVIGNY
The thing about Sevs is that she’s not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we’re going to look up, but it works.
06. MELANIE “SCARY SPICE†BROWN
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face…come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It’s called the “Spice Girls Conspiracyâ€â€”word to Barney Stinson.
05. TILA TEQUILA
We’re pretty sure one of our staff members had sex with Ms. Tequila down in Cancun back in March. We still don’t know how she has her own TV show, but that whole bisexual-in-a-bikini thing works well for the Queen of Myspace, even if her face does look like a Mogwai. Just don’t feed her after midnight!
04. LIL’ KIM
Dancing With the Stars has done her body good, but the years of botox, collagen, and plastic surgery have left her formely cute face pretty fucked up. Hopefully she stops now.
03. FERGIE
A butterface list isn’t a proper butterface list without good ol’ dose of meth-slamming Black Eye-d Peas front woman Fergie. She’s an icon—the Marilyn Monroe of Butter Faces.
02. VIDA GUERRA
We’ve been looking at this photo for five minutes and we still don’t see her face. But still, we’re happy that she’s breaking out of the “video chick†mold. In fact, we would gladly support her aspiring music career if she could figure out a way to rap out of her ass like Jim Carey. Stupid choice IMO, I think her face is okay. Far from a Butterface.
01. LADY GAGA
Sure, she suffers from horse face, but Gaga won our hearts with that shelf-ass and her ability to move like a stripper. But a word of advice: don’t wear outfits that cover up your bangin’ body with a sea of Muppets. We love you baby, but you dress like a dickhead.
Thoughts?
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January 13, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com managed to get its hands on an explicit tape of Tiffany “New York” Pollard and one of our readers. According to our reader, he and New York met up at a Miami club a few months ago and the two of them had a … A-HEM … romantic encounter together.
