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IDLYITW Interview: Sophie Turner – IDLYITW
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Danielle Staub Sings! – Celeb News Wire
Is Chemistry Your Worst Subject? – College Candy
Ginger Spice Hot Body In A Bikini Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Robbie Williams & Gary Barlow: Shame! – Popbytes
Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger Woods Back – Betty Confidential
Did Bozo Clown Around On His Wife? – Zelda Lily
Lady Gaga Has Lunch With A Mystery Man – Why Fame
Levi Johnston To Go On The Early Show – Wonderwall
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Naya Rivera Keyed Mark Salling’s Car – Allie Is Wired
Coco Opens Up – City Rag
Drew Barrymore Is A Total Scrapper – Pop Eater
Lindsay Lohan Owes UCLA $130K – IDLYITW
Big Brother’s Lane Had A Dickus Slip – Tabloid Prodigy
Lady Gaga Poses As Her Alter Ego Jo Calderone – ICYDK
Olivia Wilde In A Bikini – The Superficial
Samantha Ronson Visits Lindsay Lohan – Celebrity Smack
John Travolta’s Amazing Hall Of Wigs – Celeb News Wire
Video Fix: 127 Hours With James Franco – Popbytes
Katy Perry Is Fond Of Suckers – Holy Moly
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Jennifer Aniston Signs On For Naked Pothead Role – Anything Hollywood
SI Swimsuit Issue Coverage Sexist, Stupid, Seven Months Late – Zelda Lily
Decoding Heidi Montag – College Candy
OMG, He’s Packin’: Joe Jonas – OMG Blog
Karissa Shannon Is Getting Noticed Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
See Tom Hardy’s Naked Photos! – Why Fame
Tiger Woods Was Late To Daughter’s Birthday Party – Hollywood Life
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Jon Gosselin Is Writing A Parenting Book, Fat – Celebslam
Hayden Panettiere’s Oompa Loompa Party – Hollywood Dame
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Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Split Up – Allie Is Wired
8 Dogs In Bikinis – City Rag
Lucy Pinder Says Good Morning – IDLYITW
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Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend? – Anything Hollywood
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Cheryl Cole To Pose Nude For Playboy – Why Fame
Anna Paquin Shows Off Her Giant Rock – Betty Confidential
Paris Hilton Adopts Another Unidentified Animal – Holy Moly
Miss Universe Moments You Didn’t See – Tabloid Prodigy
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After a few dramatic months it’s finally over for Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren because their divorce was officially finalized today.
The both showed up to the courthouse in Panama City, FL, earlier today for their final showdown but it’s unknown what their settlement was because it was all done behind closed doors. But it has been reported that Elin stands to make no less than $100 million. They did release a joint statement saying…
“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future, while we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”
And another couple bites the dust.
source: Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s Divorce Is Final [People]
Elin Nordegren is getting a nice chunk of change when her divorce from Tiger Woods in finalized.
TMZ has learned that Elin will be receiving approximately $100 million, which is about a fifth of Tiger’s total worth. She will also be receiving child support, because everyone knows how hard it is to raise children on a mere $100,000,000.
I’m not sure how they came up with that dollar amount to award Tiger’s ex, but I’m thinking that they just decided to give Elin a million for each whore her husband banged while they were married.
Source: Elin Nordegren — The $100 Million Woman [TMZ]
Forbes have released their annual 100 of the most powerful and highest earning celebrities in the world, when compiling the list they looked at how much the celebrities earned and how much star power they have based on media exposure. The list is based from June 2009-June 2010. Here’s the top 15, the full list is after the jump below:
#1 Oprah Winfrey ($315), 2009 Rank: 2
News that this coming season of The Oprah Winfrey Show will be her last helped the self-made billionaire garner more media attention than any other member of the Celebrity 100. Her Harpo production company, which spawned the careers of Dr. Phil, Rachel Ray and Dr. Oz, will introduce interior designer Nate Berkus this fall. Months later, the list’s top-earner will add the lifestyle-themed Oprah Winfrey Network in partnership with Discovery Communications to her media empire.
#2 Beyoncé Knowles ($87), 2009 Rank: 4
One half of the most famous couple in hip-hop, Beyoncé continues to expand her business empire beyond music. Endorsement deals with companies ranging from Nintendo to L’Oreal and her growing House of Dereon fashion line bring in millions of dollars per year on top of the $86 million she grossed from a 93-stop world tour.
#3 James Cameron ($210), 2009 Rank: No Rank
As the director of the highest grossing film of all time, Cameron is definitely “king of the world.” Avatar has earned $2.7 billion at the box office alone and has changed the way Hollywood makes films. In the near future almost every studio blockbuster will be released in 3-D. Cameron is already at work on Avatar 2.
#4 Lady Gaga ($62), 2009 Rank: No Rank
A newcomer to the Celebrity 100, Lady Gaga broke down the door to fame with outlandish outfits and quirky videos, including one that featured her and Beyoncé poisoning an unappreciative boyfriend. Bringing in an estimated $31 million with a 106-date tour that grossed $95 million, Lady Gaga is also a marketer’s dream, teaming up with Polaroid, Virgin Mobile, Monster Cable and Viva Glam.
#5 Tiger Woods ($105), 2009 Rank: 5
Tiger Woods’ fall from global sports icon to tabloid fodder was stunning. He saw Accenture, AT&T and Pepsi drop him as a pitchman, but he remains the highest-paid athlete in the world thanks to huge deals with Nike, Electronic Arts and Upper Deck. Nike built a $650 million (sales) golf business from scratch on Woods’ back. His fledgling golf course design business has been hurt by the economic downturn, as all three courses he’s worked on have experienced major delays.
#6 Britney Spears ($64), 2009 Rank: 13
Not long ago, most of the entertainment world had written Britney Spears off as a celebrity flameout. But over the last year Spears logged the fifth highest-grossing tour in the world, bringing in $130 million in gross box office receipts by playing 98 dates. High-profile endorsement deals with Elizabeth Arden and Candies’ prove that the public expects Spears to stay in the spotlight for good.
#7 U2 ($130), 2009 Rank: No Rank
The world’s biggest rock band, U2 launched a massive world tour in 2009 that has brought in more than $311 million in gross box office receipts. Each tour stop brings in $10 million in gross ticket sales. Add in lucrative merchandise sales, heavy radio play and a steady-selling back catalog, and you have the highest-earning band on the planet.
#8 Sandra Bullock ($56), 2009 Rank: 92
With two hit movies (The Proposal and The Blind Side) and an Oscar win, Bullock should have been sitting on top of the world. She is financially. With $56 million she’s the highest-earning actress. But a messy breakup with cheating husband Jesse James turned her into tabloid fodder. Bullock overcame adversity with news of an adoption and a public return at the MTV Movie Awards.
#9 Johnny Depp ($75), 2009 Rank: No Rank
Depp zooms close to the top of our list this year thanks to his work as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s 3-D update of Alice in Wonderland. The Disney film has grossed $1 billion at the worldwide box office, making Depp the only actor to headline two $1 billion films. Depp also landed a big upfront payday for The Tourist. Costarring Angelina Jolie, the film is a rare case these days of two big stars getting big bucks.
#10 Madonna ($58), 2009 Rank: 3
The Material Girl isn’t quite ready to cede her spot in pop music’s hierarchy to Lady Gaga or Britney Spears just yet. The 52-year-old singer had the fourth highest-grossing tour of 2009, bringing in $6 million a night and $138 million overall. An episode of the Fox hit sitcom Glee, which featured cast members singing several of her songs, added to her already high profile and cushioned her significant earnings from publishing royalties.
#11 Simon Cowell ($80), 2009 Rank: 25
Cowell made perhaps the biggest decision of his life this year when he ended his Idol run in favor of producing his own talent show, The X Factor, in America. Cowell, who also produces America’s Got Talent, says The X Factor format is his favorite. It won’t compete against Idol.
#12 Taylor Swift ($45), 2009 Rank: 69
The most-played artist on the radio in 2009, Swift’s 100 live dates during the last 12 months grossed $54 million. She’s one of the few artists who can still convince millions of fans to legally buy music–her Fearless album topped the 2009 sales charts, moving 3.2 million units, while fans downloaded another 12 million tracks from iTunes and Amazon. Large endorsement deals with Sony and CoverGirl helped her bottom line, too.
#13 Miley Cyrus ($48), 2009 Rank: 29
The teen star behind Disney’s lucrative Hannah Montana franchise has now matured into a serious entertainment draw, averaging a nightly gross box office of $1.2 million across 57 tour dates. A starring role in the movie The Last Song, heavy radio play for her hit “Party in the U.S.A.” and her cut from all of those Disney shirts with her face on them add up to a large bump over her earnings from last year.
#14 Kobe Bryant ($48), 2009 Rank: 10
Kobe Bryant signed a three-year, $83.5 million extension in April with the Los Angeles Lakers that will make him the highest-paid player in the NBA. He will be only the second player in NBA history with a $30 million salary (Michael Jordan in the late ’90s was the first). His salary this past year was $23 million. Bryant led the Lakers to their fifth title since 2000. Everybody likes a winner: Bryant’s jersey is the NBA’s top seller in the U.S., China and Europe.
#15 Jay-Z ($63), 2009 Rank: 32
Jay-Z likes to say he’s not a businessman; he’s a business, man–and it’s not idle boasting. The rapper-turned-mogul retains his crown as hip-hop’s cash king thanks to a new album and investments in the 40/40 nightclub chain, the Broadway show “Fela!” and the New Jersey Nets basketball team. Jay-Z’s biggest boost comes from his Blueprint 3 tour, which grossed over $1 million per concert this year. He still makes less than wife Beyoncé.
There’s some surprises on the list but for me I fully expected Oprah Winfrey to be back on top, I just didn’t think Angelina Jolie would fall from being on top last year down 17 spots this year.
Full list after the jump!!!
source: The Celebrity 100 [Forbes]
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There’s always a new trend in Hollywood, the past couple of years it has been celebrities admitting they are sex addicts and going to rehab for it. This has replaced celebrities admitting they are alcoholics and drug addicts. Let’s take a look at 11 celebrities who have admitted to being addicted to sex….
Russell Brand was once a raging sex addict. Before his engagement to Katy Perry, Russell compared himself to a â€œcharging locomotive.â€ In a recent interview, he admitted to having a special entourage to help him pick sex objects du jour. â€œMy selection process was outsourced,â€ he revealed. â€œI had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine stewardâ€”â€˜Iâ€™m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.â€™â€ Keep those sex sommeliers away from my cork! Luckily, sex rehab helped him slow his roll, but it was no easy ride. â€œThe majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men … pleasuring themselves in dark corners,â€ said Brand. Not a cute image.
Tiger Woods publicly apologized for hitting 15 (or is it 16?) holes-in-one before heading off for six weeks in sex rehab. The scandal will always be commemorated by the Tiger Woodsâ€™ mistresses trading cards.
Amy Winehouse needs to go to rehab for lots of things. According to one of her dirty lovers, Johnny Hedlock, she needs a stint of sex rehab. I would share the deets, but I just finished lunch.
David Duchovny nails the role of a sex-addicted writer on Showtimeâ€™s â€œCalifornication.â€ Iâ€™m thinking itâ€™s because heâ€™s a sex addict in real life. After the first season of the show, Duchovny checked himself into rehab voluntarily. I hope he writes a tell-all autobiography about it called The Sex Files.
Charlie Sheen is an alleged crack, alcohol, and sex addict. His sex addiction earned him the nickname of â€œCharlie the Machine.â€ During his testimony at the Heidi Fleiss trial, he admitted to spending at least $50,000 on 27 of her prostitutes. If thatâ€™s not a sex addict, I donâ€™t know what is.
Eric Benet marched his butt to sex rehab back in 2003 after he was caught cheating on wife Halle Berry. Since then he has said, â€œSex addiction is a real thing, you know. In retrospect, itâ€™s not what I would label my situation.â€ Ummm, OK. Iâ€™d love to hear what he would label it.
Kanye West attributes his success to his sex addiction. â€œPeople ask me a lot about my drive,â€ he says. â€œI think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sexâ€”to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 a.m., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic.â€ Huh? I attribute this idea to craziness.
Jesse James went to sex rehab, hoping to win Sandra Bullock back. I just donâ€™t think itâ€™s gonna work, dude.
Anthony Kiedis has admitted that porn was like motherâ€™s milk to him. He had to wean himself off an addiction to internet porn when he realized his obsession was becoming unhealthy and his addictive personality was driving him to some seedy endeavors in cyberspace. Hopefully, the scar tissue isnâ€™t too bad.
Michael Douglas went to rehab back in 1992, sparking the rumor that he was there for sex addiction. â€œIt stuck,â€ Douglas said. While heâ€™s admitted to being an infidel, heâ€™s never officially confirmed that he was a sex addict. But if it looks like a sex addict, acts like a sex addict, smells like a sex addict … itâ€™s a sex addict.
Bill Murrayâ€™s wife filed for divorce back in 2008, accusing him of being addicted to marijuana, alcohol, and sex. In true Bill Murray-style, he said nothing.
To be honest, I think the majority of these people only say they are sex addicts when they are found out to be cheating on their wives.
source: 11 Notorious Celebrity Sex Addicts [The Frisky]
Here we go again.
Before she was banging the crap out of Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel was spreading her legs for another married celeb. That celebrity is Bones star David Boreanaz. In text messages released today by RadarOnline, the whore to the stars goes by the name of “Puma” and she seems to be a bit a crazy bitch.
Boreanaz’s wife, Jaime Bergman, was pregnant with their second child at the time of the affair, which makes David Boreanaz a pretty classy guy. In one set of messages, Uchitel goes all ragefest on David when he won’t go to NY to see her:
Puma: “I need you here so we can be together.”
DB (holy crap, his initials work out so that I don’t have to type douchebag): “This is not a good time.”
Puma: â€œI canâ€™t do this anymoreâ€¦Just go. Just (bleeping) go and be with her.â€
DB: â€œWhy do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!! She is my wifeâ€
Puma: â€œOh, please!! â€œYouâ€™re such a liar. Youâ€™re never leaving. Youâ€™ve wasted my time and Iâ€™m once again alone. I canâ€™t (bleeping) be alone anymore. Iâ€™ve been alone my entire life.â€
DB: “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.â€
See? Rachel Uchitel isn’t really a raging ball of slut that loves to bang famous married men. She’s just tired of being alone.
Source: EXCLUSIVE: Read The Explosive Text Messages From Rachel Uchitel’s Affair With TV Star [RadarOnline]
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Well it took long enough but Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren‘s lawyers are currently locked away in their dungeons working on a financial and custody agreement as they head for divorce.
Apparently they both want to keep the divorce quiet so don’t be surprised if one day they just announce they are officially divorce, they both say that the most important thing is the kids and making sure they have joint custody.
Elin might file for divorce in Sweden, where she wants to move and take the kids with her, but wherever they file they both want to keep the custody and financial agreement out of the court file so nobody knows what he is paying her.
The only problem that is causing some issues is that Tiger wants to make sure he can go to court straight away if she violates her terms to the custody agreement and he wants to be able to go to either a courtroom in Sweden or the US.
To be honest, I had kind of forgotten about this whole Tiger Woods fiasco because there hasn’t been any big updates recently and then everyone else started to be caught out cheating. Note for future Hollywood scandals – stay low and people will forget about you when the next scandal hits the following week. Back on topic – I just hope Elin Nordegren gets more than the $10 million Rachel Uchitel did.
source: Tiger Divorce — Get it Done, Keep it Quiet [TMZ]
For some reason I was always under the impression that Vanity Fair was actually a classy magazine, that was until I discovered they featured some of Tiger Woods‘ mistress in a photo spread. Take a look below, but be careful you might catch something.
Loredana Jolie Ferriolo says she met Tiger Woods through â€œa matchmaking agency,â€ and that he paid $15,000 for their first date.
Mindy Lawton worked at the Perkins Restaurant & Bakery near Woodsâ€™s home in Windermere, Florida, and frequently served him breakfast. She says that reporters for The National Enquirer began following her after they learned about her affair with the golfer.
Michelle Braun ran what was arguably one of the worldâ€™s premier escort services, until the feds shut her down last year. She says she provided Woods with women in various cities on a regular basis.
Jamie Jungers says she was introduced to Woods by a V.I.P. host at a nightclub in Las Vegas. Their 18-month affair ended, she says, when he refused to help her financially.
So basically if you screw a married celebrity you can get your own spread in a fashion magazine, I don’t even know what to say other than this is really annoying.
source: Tigerâ€™s Long Tail [Vanity Fair]
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Yes, this is the woman he cheated on.
This comes as absolutely no surprise to me.
A source has revealed to US Magazine that Tiger Woods has no hope in repairing the marriage that he so thoroughly annihilated. His wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly bought a three million dollar home in Vaxholm, Sweden last December and is working like mad to have it renovated and ready for her and the couples’ two children, daughter Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 14 months.
The 30 year old former model is hoping to spend a lot of time in her native Sweden with the children this summer, sans Tiger.
The source told US:
“It’s 100% happening, Elin and her mom met with a lawyer before they went to Sweden. It’s going to take a long time to go through. [But] she will go through with it. She is all about being a mom. She will do it slowly and carefully.”
There isn’t much word on what Tiger is doing lately, except that he recently was seen backstage at a Nickelback concert in Orlando, FL.
When I heard that Tiger was a bad husband, I wasn’t angry. Realizing that he is also a bad father because of his actions just makes me a bit sad for his children. Now that I know he is a Nickelback fan, however – I hate him with a passion that I previously only thought could exist in fiction.
Source: Tiger, Elin Woods Divorce Is “100 Percent Happening” [US Magazine]
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We all know that having sex for the first time is definitely not like it is in the movies, the majority of us have horror stories about losing our virginity and it seems we aren’t alone. Here are a few celebrities who have dished the dirt on their first time, some of them are open about it being awful and some try to make it seem all wonderful.
Tina Fey didnâ€™t lose her virginity till the ripe age of 24, telling David Letterman she â€œcouldnâ€™t give it awayâ€ and explained to Vanity Fair, â€œI remember bringing people over in high school to playâ€”thatâ€™s how cool I amâ€”that game Celebrity. Thatâ€™s how I successfully remained a virgin well into my 20s, bringing gay boys over to play Celebrity.â€ Sounds like a normal Friday night for me!
Marilyn Manson wrote about his first time ever (with a girl named Tina) in The Long Road Out Of Hell: “We sat down on the side of a hill. Instantly, we began making out, and within minutes I had my hand down her pants. The first thing that went through my mind was how hairy she was. Maybe she didnâ€™t have a mother to teach her about shaving her bikini line … Just the thrill of penetration was enough to make me orgasm, and before I was even in all the way, it was over. It was literally pump and dump.”
Celine Dionâ€™s first time was naturally with her much older manager-turned-hubby, RenÃ© AngÃ©lil., who she says she pursued sexually. She wrote in My Story, My Dream:
“It was in Dublin, on that unforgettable day of April 30, 1988, the evening of the Eurovision competition … He went back to my room with me … I was seated at the head of the bed, legs folded under the covers. I was happy about being alone with the man I loved. And I had a very precise plan. I took his head in my hands and I kissed him on the lips. I put my arms around his neck … He held me tight, the door still open behind him. Then he removed my arms. He fled to his room. I stayed there for a moment all alone, my heart beating â€” trembling and dumbfounded. I knew that Iâ€™d won. The flight was an admission of it. I grabbed the telephone and called his room to tell him: â€œIf you donâ€™t come back here immediately, Iâ€™m going to knock on your door.â€ But there was no answer. It was he who called me several minutes later from the lobby of the hotel. To ask if I was all right. And then he told me: â€œIf you really want to, Iâ€™ll be the first.â€ And I answered him: â€œYouâ€™ll be the first. And the only.â€ All my feminine charms, all the sex appeal I have for men I invested in my conquest of RenÃ© AngÃ©lil.”
Jerry Hallâ€™s first time orgasming was unorthodoxâ€”and no, it wasnâ€™t with Mick Jagger. Try her horse, Flicka. â€œIt was really cold and there was ice on the ground,â€ she recalled. â€œI wanted to get warm so I opened my coat and lay over my horse. To get warm. It just happened. I was very lucky.â€ She eventually lost her v-card at age 14 to a bull rider, which is better than an actual bull, amiright?
Jaime Pressly told Howard Stern that she lost her virginity at the age of 14, but at such a young age she complained it wasnâ€™t a good experience as she was â€œtoo tightâ€ and the guy she was with â€œnever finished.â€ Ahh, too tight. Those were the daysâ€¦
Brooke Shields apparently gave it up to Dean Cain in college, but wishes she had done it earlier than age 22. She told Health magazine: â€œI think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldnâ€™t have had issues with weightâ€”I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, thatâ€™s a health regret.â€
Lisa Kudrow should feel right at home with Brooke and Tina Fey, as she too waited a while to have sex for the first time, holding off until she married her husband. Of her virginity, Kudrow said, â€œMy virginity was something I had decided was very precious, something that I owned, to give away. It was an honor I was bestowing on a young man, and he had to be worthy of it.â€ Iâ€™m surprised sheâ€™s not a more vocal abstinence advocate, arenâ€™t you?
Matthew Fox just dished to Playboy that he lost his virginity at age 12 to a woman who â€œwas about two years older than me. It wasnâ€™t her first time.â€ He continued: â€œI can actually see the event in my mindâ€™s eye, like photographs. It was in Dubois, Wyoming, where the population sign probably says, to this day, about 1,000. It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in townâ€¦ It was absolutely terrible and awkwardâ€”just two f**king kids lying down and pulling our pants down.â€
Dina Gravell, a blonde with blue eyes, met Tiger when she was 17 and he was 16 in a high school accounting class in Calif. The woman, who took Tiger Woodsâ€™ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters. The pair dated for more than three years and even made plans to get married.
“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission. When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment–it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of.”
â€œFor some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didnâ€™t tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, â€˜Donâ€™t worry, babe. Iâ€™m gonna handle it tonight.â€™ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots.â€He added, â€œGetting naked was very strange. It was the first time Iâ€™d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movieâ€¦[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldnâ€™t get in correctly. Iâ€™m not extremely well-endowedâ€¦and clearly this wasnâ€™t the move.”
This sexy hunk who’s Demi Moore’s man had a rather unpleasant first stand. Kutcher revealed to a UK-based tabloid: “It was out in the woods and it was horrible. It was a girl I’d just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted like two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her that the first performance was a fluke and I’d got much better.” Well, Ashton life’s all about second chances, didn’t we tell you that!
source: 14 Celebs Dish On When And How They Lost Their V-Cards [The Frisky]
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Watching Perez Hilton and Spencer Pratt argue over who is the dumbest media whore between the two is like seeing Tiger Woods and Jesse James fight about who is the most faithful. If Tila Tequila would’ve gotten into this argument, it would have been the perfect storm of idiocy. I’m thinking that it would’ve been the signal for the legions of Hell to pour forth, eradicating this twisted human experiment once and for all.
Perez and Spencer had a bit of a war of words last night on Twitter, and the end result is unintentional hilarity of the epic kind. There is a lot of NSFW language, so click the continue button below if you’d like to see what I’m going to dub The War of the Douchebags.
Source: Perez Hilton and Spencer Pratt Twitter Fight to the Death [Topcultured]
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