In today’s attention whore news…
Evil little pixie of doom Tila Tequila claims that she has an alter-ego or split personality named “Jane“. She also claims that “Jane” tried to kill her Friday night. It’s interesting how this happens right after the new season of Celebrity Rehab 4 (that Tequila will be starring in) gets delayed. You have to be in the spotlight somehow, I suppose.
Anyway, Tila posted a blog entry (that has since been removed, I’m guessing) explaining all about how “Jane” sliced up her arm and is trying to kill her. I’d say “Jane” isn’t doing a very good job.
Here’s her rambling post:
“I don’t know what happened. People don’t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there’s glass everywhere. There’s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so f***ed up. Now that I’m awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I’m just crying right now hiding in my toilet…my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don’t know what’s happening! Little Tila.”
I love this part: “There was blood and dope everywhere.”
I think there was blood on the dope’s arm.
Here is the picture she posted along with her little rant:
Okay, now in all seriousness… why haven’t the local authorities gone and picked this nutbar up? Any “normal” person that publicly stated they were covered in blood and surrounded by dope because their evil alter-ego had tried to murder them after getting high and destroying their room would be getting a visit from the men in white coats. I’m sure this is all just a way to draw more attention to herself, but what happens when the dumb bitch messes up and actually does kill herself?
Dozens of people will be sad, that’s what’ll happen. Those 36 or so people will be very angry at the police who did nothing to stop the death of their hero. The media will receive two or three calls wondering why this terrible tragedy wasn’t averted. It’ll be a terrible day for someone.
Let’s not let this happen, folks.
Source: Tila Tequila Posts Shocking Video Of ‘Suicide Attempt’ [Radar Online]
Tila Tequila was announced as one of the celebrities to on the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab the other day, most people guessed it was because she was addicted to attention but this is not the case. Apparently she is addicted to Ambien.
Instead of popping the Ambien pills she crushes them and then snort them up and here was me thinking that Ambien was supposed to help people sleep not keep them up. A source said…
â€œShe would base her entire day around it. She would wake up, snort Ambien, Google herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep.”
Of course this source is probably Tila herself. I guess this explains why she was on Twitter 24/7. As for her trip to Celebrity Rehab, Tila took to her blog and wrote:
â€œI KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life! I MUST not be another ‘LINDSAY LOHAN’ where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothingâ€¦â€
As must as I can’t stand Lindsay Lohan, I will at least give her some credit and say she had a good career for a while unlike Tila Tequila who never had anything and we all know the reason she is going on Celebrity Rehab is to get more attention.
source: Tila Tequila’s Drug Problem: Snorting Ambien [Radar]
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Bret Michaels Wins ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ – Hollywire
The ‘Lost‘ Season Finale Theories – Hollywood Dame
Miley Cyrus Is Not Going To College – Wonderwall
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The Growing Merits Of ‘Chick Lit‘ – Zelda Lily
The Bachelorette: It’s Slim Pickin’ For Ali – College Candy
John Corbett Doesn’t Think He’s A Sex Symbol – Hollywood Life
Courtney Love Dumped By Secret Boyfriend – Why Fame
Amy Winehouse In Legos – Celebrity Smack
Tila Minus Tequila Equals Ratings? – Celeb News Wire
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Cheryl Cole Caught Holding Hands With Will.I.Am – Anything Hollywood
Name Those Supermodel Legs! – ICYDK
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Robert Pattinson Gets His Own Font – Allie Is Wired
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Kelly Preston Is Pregnant At 47! – Pop Eater
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Ke$ha Tik Tok Parodyâ€¦ Just Because I Hate Her – Amy Grindhouse
Paris Hilton Is Still Pointless – Holy Moly
Sharon Stone Is Shameless – Popbytes
Paris Hilton’s Wonkeye Goes To Cannes – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Hates Germs & Compliments – Celeb News Wire
Did Sarah Jessica Parker Get A Boob Job? – Tabloid Prodigy
Wanna Go To Harvard? Just Lie! – College Candy
Kim Kardashian Never Wanted Boobs! – Hollywood Life
Get Your Hands On A Piece Of ‘Lost‘ – F-Listed
Kate Gosselin Reloaded As TV Host! – Why Fame
Michael Douglas Opens Up About His Son’s Jail Sentence – ICYDK
Evan Bayh In Need Of Aid After Making AIDS Joke – Zelda Lily
Robert Pattinson Is Afraid To Propose To Kristen Stewart – Hollywood Dame
David Boreanaz Is So Happy. SO HAPPY! – The Superficial
Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Cover – Yeeeah!
Jessica Biel On Broadway? – Hollywire
Eva Herzigova Panty Flash Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Campbell Brown Is Leaving CNN’s Primetime – Wonderwall
9 ‘SATC‘ Clips! – OMG Blog
Lily Allen Clears Up Pregnancy Stories – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Jenny McCarthy Has A New Boyfriend – Anything Hollywood
Tila Tequila Is A Complete Moron – Allie Is Wired
What The Fug? – City Rag
Barbara Walters To Undergo Heart Surgery – Pop Eater
The Kerry Katona Makeover Campaign Lurches On – Holy Moly
Do You Have Justin Bieber Fever? – Betty Confidential
Rihanna Subtly Straddles A Tank – Amy Grindhouse
Scarlett Johansson Does “V” Magazine – Popbytes
Mel Gibson Might Have Banged This – The Superficial
Britney Spears Treats Herself To Some Shopping – ICYDK
Kristen Stewart Is Actually Smiling & Laughing – Hollywood Life
Mike Tyson Is Broke & Okay With That – F-Listed
Tila Tequila Would Be A Good Mom – Celebrity Smack
Take A Bite Out Of Christina Aguilera’s “Woohoo” – Celeb News Wire
Meg Ryan Continues To Make Great Fashion Choices – Tabloid Prodigy
Mr. T Treats His Mother Right – OMG Blog
Someone Wants To Marry Bobby Brown – Why Fame
Tom Cruise Betrayed By Scientology Auditor – Yeeeah!
Utah Seniors Are Funnyâ€¦. At Least to Us – College Candy
Lea Michele’s True Colors Revealed! – Hollywire
Raquel Welch Speaks To CNN About Contraception & Womenâ€™s Empowerment – Zelda Lily
Victoria Beckham To Be The Next GOOP Girl? – Wonderwall
Gisele Bundchen Talks Breastfeeding – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Jersey Shore 3 Is Not Happening….Yet – Anything Hollywood
Is Joaquin Phoenix Really Crazy? 100%! – Hollywood Dame
Russell Brand To Leak Katy Perry Nude Photos – Allie Is Wired
Boat Embarking 101 – City Rag
Kim Cattrall Is No Samantha Jones – Pop Eater
Does Mark Croft Dress Up As Kerry Katona’s Nanny? – Holy Moly
90 Seconds Is Not Enough For Butterface – Tabloid Prodigy
Bjork Clears Sample For E-40′s New Album – OMG Blog
Mariah Carey’s Dumbest Fragrance Yet – Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Klum Gives Advice To Moms – Betty Confidential
Paris Hilton Bullies Lindsay Lohan – Celeb News Wire
Chaz Bono Is Man In Name, Too – Why Fame
Denise Richards Gets Felt Up – Drunken Stepfather
Howie Dorough Could Be The Next Paula Abdul – Hollywood Life
Adam Levine: Hot Or Not? – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Know How To Dress – Celebrity Smack
“Office” Musik Mashup – Popbytes
Oh Look, It’s Hoe-Stradamus – Litely Salted
Adriana Lima Calls Losing Baby Weight “Easy” – Wonderwall
Brooklyn Decker Is A Phenomenal Actress – The Superficial
WTF Friday: Cheetah Girl Gone Bad – College Candy
Pamela Anderson Is Gold & Cloned – Yeeeah!
Jessica Alba & Honor: Girls Day Out! – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Scott Disick Was A Douche Before He Was A Dad – Anything Hollywood
Ellen DeGeneres Spoofs iPhone, Apple Is Pissed – Allie Is Wired
“Celebrity Rehab” is getting both presumptuous and audacious by trying to sign some big name celebrities.
Sources stated that the casting department has set its sights on Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Surprise … none of them have signed up.
As for Lindsay, we’re told the show recently offered her $1 million to appear on “Celeb Rehab” as well as “Sober House” and a third possible spin-off. Show sources say they were told Lindsay had no interest, partly because she doesn’t think she has a problem and partly because she wants nothing to do with Dr. Drew.
Show sources say they were shut down with Heather Locklear as well — again, the show sources say they were told Heather doesn’t have a problem.
And, the sources say they were shut down by Brooke Mueller. Undaunted, they say they’re now going after Charlie Sheen — perhaps hoping he’ll have time on his hands if he doesn’t re-sign with “Two and a Half Men.”
And the casting crew was shut down quickly by Jenna Jameson.
They better pull a rabbit out of a hat, because filming starts May 10.
It’s more like Celebrity Intervention. Only one thing could make this mix better… add Tila Tequila.
source: ‘Celebrity Rehab’ Shoots for the Stars [TMZ]
Watching Perez Hilton and Spencer Pratt argue over who is the dumbest media whore between the two is like seeing Tiger Woods and Jesse James fight about who is the most faithful. If Tila Tequila would’ve gotten into this argument, it would have been the perfect storm of idiocy. I’m thinking that it would’ve been the signal for the legions of Hell to pour forth, eradicating this twisted human experiment once and for all.
Perez and Spencer had a bit of a war of words last night on Twitter, and the end result is unintentional hilarity of the epic kind. There is a lot of NSFW language, so click the continue button below if you’d like to see what I’m going to dub The War of the Douchebags.
Source: Perez Hilton and Spencer Pratt Twitter Fight to the Death [Topcultured]
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I guess that Tila Tequila is finished pretending that she is pregnant, adopting a child from Russia and mourning her fiance Casey Johnson because here she is slutting it up at some club performance.
Tila did what she did best (being a whore) on stage at Greenhouse club in New York for a performance of her single “I Fucked The DJ” and naturally she managed to have a nipple slip during the performance.
You see this is the only way that Tila Tequila can get attention, and she knows it so expect more and more nudity from her as she tries her hardest to promote her music career that nobody knows even exists.
NSFW Photos After The Jump!!!
Art Break – City Rag
Oprah Winfrey Strikes Back! – Pop Eater
Katy Perry Kissed A Girl….Again – Betty Confidential
Kerry Katona Is Dead To Brian McFadden – Holy Moly
Tiger Woods Is A Bad Dad? – Hollywood Life
Gwyneth Paltrow Divorces Nicole Kidman – Why Fame
The Kardashian Sisters Are Writing A Relationship Book – Amy Grindhouse
Shrek & Company Get Sassy In VMan – Popbytes
Adam Sandler Is A Good Daddy – Celebrity Smack
Jose Canseco Goes Loco – Celeb News Wire
Bret Michaels Would’ve Died Without Surgery – ICYDK
Tila Tequila Is THE Stupid Whore – Litely Salted
Line Up Guys, Snooki Is Single! – The Superficial
Heather Graham Is Topless In Boogie Woogie – Yeeeah!
Some Campuses Know How To Party On 4/20 – College Candy
Taylor Swift Covers Justin Timberlake – Hollywire
Mickey Rourke Flips Off Snappers – Tabloid Prodigy
Kim Kardashian Jacks Up Her Pants – Drunken Stepfather
Mel Gibson’s Ex Speaks Out About Split – Wonderwall
Michael Jackson Impersonator Charged With Molestation – OMG Blog
Mo’Nique’s Brother Admits To Abusing Her – Zelda Lily
Kingston & Zuma Rossdale: Brotherly Love – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Jersey Shore Feuds With Alyssa Milano – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Bangs Kanye West? – Allie Is Wired
Amanda Seyfried Needs A Bonghit – City Rag
OMG, He’s Naked: David Eigenberg – OMG Blog
Fergie Gets Photoshopped For Rolling Stone – Amy Grindhouse
Peter Jensen Is A Media Hog – The Dirty
Tila Tequila Has Nipples – The Superficial
Paris Hilton’s Grandfather Is A Perv? – Drunken Stepfather
Shirtless Ryan Phillippe Is Sad About Divorce – Pop Eater
Meet Sonja Morgan: The Newest Housewife of NYC! – Betty Confidential
Kerry Katona Wants To Be Mother Theresa – Holy Moly
Peter Steele Dead At 48 – Celebrity Smack
Mail Order Brides? In 2010? – Zelda Lily
Jill Zarin Spills Secrets On Bethenny – College Candy
Dannii Minogue To Return To ‘X Factor’? – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Taylor Lautner Spotted At Gay Party – Tabloid Prodigy
Rude Boy Resort Mashup – Popbytes
Tracy Morgan Owns Jacko Glove – Wonderwall
Nas Ordered To Pay Tons In Child Support – Why Fame
Is Heidi Montag The Golden Standard In Boob Jobs? – ICYDK
Glee Does Madonna – Celeb News Wire
Jon And Kate Plus 8 Might Be Coming Back – Fatback Media
Who’s Ready For A Slice Of Jon Hamm? – Litely Salted
Kayden Nguyen Nude Photos Are Now Online – Yeeeah!
Zac Efron To Play Druggie In Next Film – Anything Hollywood
Olivia Munn Gets Ugly For Axe – F-Listed
Alexa Ray Joel Goes Makeup-Free! – Hollywood Life
Wanna Work With Robert Pattinson? – Hollywood Dame
Nicole Richie & Coco’s Twitter Fight – Allie Is Wired
Fergie’s Metal Panties Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Bonnie Tyler Is Making A Comeback – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, She’s on Chatroulette: Ke$ha – OMG Blog
Demi Moore Goes Without Makeup – Hollywood Life
Jake Gyllenhaal Does GQ – Amy Grindhouse
Alex Rodriguez Feels Like A New Yorker – Pop Eater
Jessica Simpson Is A Mama’s Girl – Wonderwall
Ugly George Clooney Makes Little Girls Cry – City Rag
Katie Price Might Be Pregnant – Holy Moly
Our 10 Best Glee Moments – Betty Confidential
Afternoon Pick Me Up: Ashley Ann Vickers – F-Listed
Heidi Montag Makes Her Own Work – Why Fame
Can Someone Make Tila Tequila Go Away? – Popbytes
Conan O’Brien Intros The Self Pleasuring Panda – Celebrity Smack
James Cameron’s Lack Of Jugs Fails Him Again – Celeb News Wire
Critics Say â€œGay Dayâ€ Is A Waste of Time & Money – Zelda Lily
The 5 Questions We Ask Everyone: Lifehouseâ€™s Jason Wade – College Candy
Emily Mortimer Shares Motherhood Woes – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Whitney Port Must Hate Her Outfit Too – ICYDK
AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pics – Yeeeah!
Pamela Anderson Owes Uncle Sam A Ton Of Money – Anything Hollywood
New Couple: Robert Pattinson & Leighton Meester? – Hollywire
Megan Fox Did Something Cool For Once – Litely Salted
Jim Carrey Is Having A Nervous Breakdown – The Superficial
Bret Michaels Rushed Into Emergency Surgery – Hollywood Dame
Are Lady Gaga Fans The Fattest, Dumbest Virgins On Twitter? – Allie Is Wired
On Monday it was reported that friends are so worried about Lindsay Lohan they are thinking about getting her locked up on a 5150 evaluation, now it is reported that she is so broke she can’t pay her rent.
Apparently she hasn’t been able to pay her rent for the past 2 months so her landlord sent her a legal notice that if she didn’t cough up the money she could get the hell out, she somehow managed to get $23,000 together and has paid her rent.
How she is supposed to get money from now on is a problem because she can’t find employment and nobody wants to work with her because of her alcohol and drug abuse. TMZ say that the reason there is no problems with Lindsay’s alcohol education program is because she isn’t required to pas any drug or alcohol tests, she just has to show up and not drive.
In other Lohan news today, she went out last night and once again fell over of course this mean she took to her Twitter and blamed the paparazzi for pushing her over as well as spurting a ton of other stuff about being set up.
@ElectraAvellan see how embaressing it is when paps push you into a fall w/FENDIS ON! Again to me? And NOW YOU?sober sally’s take a timber
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
Security @Voyeur nightclub in LA just set me up&paid off paparazzi to not let me in the back door and come to take photos of me in the back
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
Just one thing-i came to PICK UP MY FRIEND @electraavellan from the back and NOT even go into the club! Yet- I get sold out by guys that
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
By guys that I treat with respect and kindness…… They got paid off to let paparazzi make me look like I was distraught and a mess, when
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
I was just waiting for my friend at the back door…… Worse part is, my friends who run the club were a part of the set-up as well. Why?
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
I just don’t even know what to say about Lindsay Lohan anymore, I follow her on Twitter and it’s just tragic to read what she has to say on there. She really is on the level of Tila Tequila.
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image source: Prima Fallerina [Dlisted]
The crazy train that is Tila Tequila continued to charge full steam ahead the other night when she went grocery shopping in Los Angeles in nothing but see-through lingerie.
Of course when Tila did this she called the paparazzi up who then came along and followed her throughout her late night
attention whoring shopping trip.
During this trip she posed with melons, baby balloons (don’t forget she is still “pregnant”), bent over to show everyone her ass and read a copy of Star magazine.
The whole time fellow shoppers just got on with their own business, this is Los Angeles though so they are probably used to crazy shit like Tila Tequila going shopping in her lingerie happening all the time.
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source: Tila Tequila is still Underdressed and Bent Over [Amy Grindhouse]
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Shopping With Tila Tequila Looks Fun – Tabloid Prodigy
Owen Wilson Sued Over Alleged Photog Assault – Pop Eater
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Beth Ditto Attempts To Suffocate Austrian Skier – Holy Moly
SJP & Cameron Diaz Are All Tied Up In Trendy Crop Tops! – Hollywood Life
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Elin Nordegren Will Probably Skip The Masters – Why Fame
Clash Of The Titans World Premiere Pictures – Amy Grindhouse
Simon Curtis: Just A Boy & His 8-Bit Heart – Popbytes
Lindsay Lohan’s Obituary Already Written – Celebrity Smack
Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are Still Together – ICYDK
Paris Hilton Is Still A Dirty Skank – Litely Salted
Danielle Mason Is Some Chubby White Trash – Drunken Stepfather
Heidi Montag Scripts Her Own Drama – College Candy
Kim Kardashian & Adrianne Curry In Bikinis – The Superficial
Sandra Bullock On Life Before Fame – Hollywire
Joey Lawrence Talks About Parenting – Celebrity Baby Scoop
A Year-Plus Later, How Do You Think Sarah Palinâ€™s Faring? – Zelda Lily
Heather Mills In Court Battle With Former Employee – Wonderwall
Rihanna Saved From Stalker Attack By Bodyguard – Hollywood Dame
Hailey Glassman Lands Her Own Reality Show – Allie Is Wired