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Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

It’s that time of the week again! We’ve got some delicious quotes from Heidi Klum talking about what she wears in the sack, to Bruno Tonioli stating the obvious about Kate Gosselin.

Happy Friday!

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!


“The first thing that I would do is make it very clear [to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie] that there is no wife swapping.”

– Tina Fey, joking about an ideal double date with the famous couple, to People

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“She’s crap. But in a nice way.”

– DWTS judge Bruno Tonioli, on “catastrophe” Kate Gosselin, on Lopez Tonight

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“When are we going to see your forehead?”

– Chelsea Handler, asking about the face behind Justin Bieber’s curtain of hair, on her late show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman: I painted her toenails!”

– Tracy Morgan, illustrating his softer side on The Oprah Winfrey Show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the french fries are poison.”

– Fergie, on how she fights off cravings, to Elle magazine

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“You got the email, you got the web-browsing, music, video – you can shield your eyes from the sun, and just look how quickly it makes delicious salsa!”

– Stephen Colbert, having a little fun with his new iPad, on his late show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“I’m not big on costumes in bed, to be honest … For now, we’re nice and spicy in that department.”

– Supermodel (and annual Halloween party host) Heidi Klum, telling Cosmopolitan that she and husband Seal keep it real in the boudoir

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“I think Henry [VIII] was better looking than he was portrayed in the classic portrait by Hans Holbein … I’ve seen fat, ugly pictures of Brad Pitt because some paparazzi got him from a bad angle on a bad morning.”

– The Tudors’ Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who plays a more striking version of the former King of England on Showtime, to Parade

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“The moment I met Nicholas Sparks [author of Dear John], I said, ‘I love your books, especially Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas.’ And he didn’t write it. That was Mr. James Patterson.”

– Amanda Seyfried, sharing her most embarrassing onset moment, to the San Francisco Chronicle

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week!

“[I will never] be like those people who go down in the ocean and feed the sharks. I’ll feed the homeless instead.”

– Chris Rock, to People

What was your favorite quote this week?

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

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Tiny Fey Reprises Sarah Palin on ‘SNL’ (VIDEO)

You know, comedienne Tina Fey does such an excellent job of parodying Sarah Palin that sometimes, it’s tough to tell the difference between them.

On the latest episode of ‘Saturday Night Live‘ (Sat., 11:30PM ET on NBC), Fey announced the creation of the fictional “Sarah Palin Network.” And one of the new shows on the fictional network was: “Hey Journalist, I Gotcha!” In the show, Palin/Fey strikes back against the journalists who roasted her during the 2008 presidential campaign.

However, she does boast about getting the Silver Medal!

The bit featured re-edited footage that gave “Sarah Palin” the upper hand, and it involved Palin’s infamous interview with Katie Couric.

source: Tiny Fey Does Sarah Palin on ‘SNL’ [aol television]

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20 Actresses Not Afraid To Play “Ugly”

Sometimes in Hollywood a script calls for actresses to tone down their makeup or gain a bit of weight, which leads us to this list. Now I don’t think any of these actresses are that ugly in the roles they play, some of them are just wearing barely any makeup but some of them do look a bit like death.

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20. Katherine Heigl

Katherine toned down her stunning looks to play the plain Jane in ’27 Dresses.’ Are we really supposed to believe that a dishwater-blond dye job is supposed to make Hiegl “ugly”?

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19. Drew Barrymore

Drew played the dorky Josie Geller in ‘Never Been Kissed’ but ugly clothes, no make-up and a dorky hairdo couldn’t hide the fact she was a stunning woman.

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18. Linda Cardellini

Linda is stunning but she often plays homely characters. She tried her best to convince us that she was an ugly nerd as Velma in 2002′s ‘Scooby-Doo.’ Unfortunately for Linda, we can see past those hideous wedges and wig to know she is actually gorgeous in real life.

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17. Christina Ricci

Christina is so cute that the only way to make her homely is to stick on a disgusting pig nose onto her face. Ricci played the unfortunately-nosed title character of the film ‘Penelope.’

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16. America Ferrera

Perhaps the most common example of a pretty actress who plays ugly is America in her role as Betty in ‘Ugly Betty.’ Again, dowdy clothes and nerdy accessories are brought in to turn the stunning America into a (sort of believable) nerd, but we all know that America is gorgeous in real life.

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15. Cameron Diaz

Cameron played the homely Lotte in ‘Being John Malkovich’ with the aid of a frizzy wig and brown eye contacts. Because we all know how brown eyes/curly hair equals homely!

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14. Anne Hathaway

If there is ever a “makeover” scene in a film you can guarantee that the pre-makeover character will be wearing glasses and ugly clothes. So it is no surprise that Anne had to get ugly for her breakout role in ‘The Princess Diaries.’

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13. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is lusted after by almost every man in America but men weren’t exactly clamoring for her attention in her breakout role as am awkward, snarky teenager in ‘Ghost World.’

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12. Tina Fey

Every Thursday Tina tries to convince us that she is the unattractive Liz Lemon on NBC’s ’30 Rock.’ Sure, trying to pass off Fey as ugly is pretty unbelievable but the show is funny enough for us to ignore this ridiculous element.

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11. Michelle Williams

Michelle typically plays “pretty girl” roles but in the indie film ‘Wendy and Lucy’ she tried her best to look homely. We guess all it takes to look ugly is to have an unfortunate short haircut and an unflattering pair of jorts.

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10. Nicole Kidman

Nicole popped on a fake nose to get “ugly” to play Virginia Woolf in ‘The Hours.’ Despite how the film portrayed her, Woolf was actually a celebrated beauty during her time. But “pretty” doesn’t translate to “Oscar” for Hollywood actresses.

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9. Chloe Sevigny

Chloe is known for her good looks and fashionable taste off-camera but she dialed up the dowdiness for Nikki Grant in HBO’s ‘Big Love.’ It is hard to make a pompadour and a French braid look cute, but Chloe somehow finds a way to make it work.

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8. Jenna Fisher

Jenna scrunched her hair with a full can of mousse to make us believe she was the plain Pam in NBC’s ‘The Office.’ That hairstyle and boring office clothing could make even the most gorgeous woman look plain.

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7. Elisabeth Moss

Pretty Elisabeth got the world’s worst bangs to play the unattractive but ambitious Peggy Olson in AMC’s ‘Mad Men.’ Again, Hollywood’s answer to make pretty actresses unattractive is a horrible haircut.

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6. Kaitlin Olson

Kaitlin tries her best to come off as unattractive as Dee Reynolds in ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ but we can all tell she is stunning when not dressed up to look like a white trash slob. Why are so many leading women in comedy shows forced to play ugly?

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5. Hilary Swank

Hilary is a stunning woman but she made us believe she was a dowdy transgendered man for her Oscar-winning role in ‘Boys Don’t Cry.’

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4. Mariah Carey

Mariah shocked the world when she stripped off her diva glamor and played a plain-looking social worker in ‘Precious.’

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3. Felicity Huffman

One of Hollywood’s favorite way to ugly-up actresses is to make them play a transgendered person. Felicity played male-to-female transsexual Bree for 2005′s ‘Transamerica.’

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2. Charlize Theron

Charlize surprised audiences everywhere when she portrayed a homeless, murdering hooker in 2003′s ‘Monster,’ which earned her an Oscar. Looking at the picture of the two, it is still hard to believe that they are even the same person.

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1. Amy Sedaris

Perhaps one of the greatest examples of “getting ugly for a role” is Amy playing Jerri Blank in the brilliant TV show (and later, movie) ‘Strangers With Candy.’ Sedaris played up Jerri’s ugliness so much that it almost became an art form.

Do you agree with this list? I would take out Katherine Heigl and add in Renee Zellweger for playing Bridget Jones.

source: 20 Pretty Actresses Who Aren’t Afraid To Play Ugly (PHOTOS) [Celebuzz]

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Strange Celebrity Doppelgangers & Links To Hollywood

Strange Celebrity Doppelgangers & Links To Hollywood

Strange Celebrity DoppelgangersCity Rag

OMG, He Freeballs It: Robert KnepperOMG Blog

Separated At Birth: Drake & ObamaTabloid Prodigy

Kendra Wilkinson Is Built Like A Midget – Drunken Stepfather

Actress Tia Carrere Files For Divorce – Pop Eater

Rachel Uchitel’s Silence Is Golden – Popbytes

The Evolution Of Mickey RourkeCelebrity Smack

Jessica Alba is feeling inspired to adopt – Celebrity Baby Scoop

ESPN’s Erin Andrews Is Getting Death Threats – Wonderwall

WTF Friday: Evil Easter BunnyCollege Candy

More Of Gretchen Rossi’s Tattoo – The Dirty

Kim Kardashian’s Butt From Behind – The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan Is Flat Busted – Litely Salted

Sam Worthington Admires Tyra Banks – Amy Grindhouse

Jason Lee’s Ex Sticks It To Xenu – Celeb News Wire

Tina Fey To Host Saturday Night Live – Betty Confidential

Beth Ditto Loves Shoplifting – Holy Moly

Kate Gosselin Begs Fans For Votes – Hollywood Life

Jesse James & Dog Fights Hooker Parade – Hollywood Dame

Afternoon Pick Me Up: Lisa AngelineF-Listed

Michael Jackson’s Favorite Truck Auctioned on eBay – Why Fame

Forcing Children to Watch Porn? Not Illegal in Texas! – Zelda Lily

Gerard Butler Talks About The Butt Grabbing Photo – ICYDK

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Secret Moments – Yeeeah!

Snooki & JWoww To Get Pregnant For Show? – Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan Takes Another Dive, Blames Paparazzi – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Adorable Pandas & Links To Hollywood

Adorable Pandas & Links To Hollywood

Aren’t These Pandas Adorable?City Rag

A Culture Club Reunion? – Pop Eater

Don’t Pity Sandra Bullock! – Betty Confidential

JLS Attacked By Savage Mental Fan – Holy Moly

Heidi Klum Reveals Her Slim & Sexy Secrets – Hollywood Life

Kim Kardashian Frolicks Around In A Bikini – F-Listed

Padma Lakshmi & Adam Bell Start Custody Battle – Why Fame

Gisele Bundchen Is Still Hiding Baby Benjamin – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: What The Buck! – Popbytes

Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher Got Hitched! – Celebrity Smack

Jesse James Hearts WP – Celeb News Wire

American Idol Is Going To The Dogs – ICYDK

Mila Kunis Loves Jason Segel’s Penis – Litely Salted

How Is Britney Spears Not Stabbing People? – The Superficial

Old Irish Lady Finds Her Pot Of Gold – The Dirty

If Tina Fey Is Ugly, Then We’re All Doomed – College Candy

Porn Industry Wants OctomomHollywire

Surprise! It’s Tiger Woods’ Mom! – Tabloid Prodigy

Joslyn James Releases Her Tiger Texts – Zelda Lily

Kim Raver & Her Universal City Cutie – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Dr. Conrad Murray’s License Should Be Revoked – Wonderwall

Harry Potter Set Burns to the Ground, Film Set Back – Hollywood Dame

Robert Pattinson Talks Sex Scenes – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Model Behavior & Links To Hollywood

Model Behavior & Links To Hollywood

Model BehaviorCity Rag

David Arquette Is Busy Fighting Hunger – Pop Eater

American Idol’s Judges Are Just Like The Golden Girls! – Betty Confidential

Pixie Lott Mistaken For Cowboy, Scratches Crotch – Holy Moly

Justin Timberlake Has Real Problems – F-Listed

Reggie Bush Was Flirting With Other Women – Hollywood Life

Heidi Montag’s Cellulite View – Why Fame

Britney Spears & Jason Trawick Shop Together – Amy Grindhouse

Kim Kardashian’s New Sidekick? – The Dirty

Holly Madison Wins St. Patrick’s Day – The Superficial

Hugh Jackman Kisses It Better – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Dr. Drew’s ‘Rx Locker’ – Celebrity Smack

Terry Richardson Is Super Creepy – Celeb News Wire

Ivanka Trump’s Stalker Arrested – Wonderwall

Justin Bieber Is Such A Flirt! – Hollywire

Robert Pattinson Lost His Car In L.A. – Anything Hollywood

Whitney Houston Talks About “Nothing But Love” – Popbytes

Kendra Wilkinson Bashes Kate GosselinICYDK

Tina Fey Is The Sexiest Thing Since Sex – Litely Salted

College Students Say: We Want Gay Marriage – College Candy

Gisele Bundchen Has Mom Boobs – Drunken Stepfather

Happy St. Jedward Day! – Tabloid Prodigy

Why Men Cheat: Esquire Edition – Zelda Lily

Kristen Stewart Declares Goth Sexy & New – Ninja Dude

Jack White & Jay-Z Record Song Together – Hollywood Dame

Lady Gaga Asked Boy George To Sign Her Vagina – Allie Is Wired

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10 Highest Paid Women In Prime Time

Forbes have release their prime time top earning women list from June 1, 2008 to June 1, 2009. When coming up with the list they take into account earnings from television work, producing, movie work and any endorsements.

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10. Ellen Pompeo (tie) – $6 million

Now in its sixth season, viewers still tune in to see the latest as Pompeo’s Meredith Grey simultaneously pushes away and pines after her husband, Dr. Derek “McDreamy” Shepherd, on ABC’s medical hit. Off camera, the Massachusetts native gave birth to her first child with her producer husband Chris Ivery.

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10. Jennifer Love Hewitt – $6 million

Hewitt’s CBS star vehicle rolled out its fifth season last month. As she’s done in seasons past, she serves as a producer and lead actor on the female-friendly series. The former Party of Five star also shills pimple cream and other products for skincare company Proactiv.

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9. Marcia Cross – $6.2 million

Cross’ comedic turn as the all-too-perfect Bree Van De Kamp on ABC’s hit series has earned her critical accolades, countless fans and a $225,000 per episode paycheck. Off set, she took on a role as a Motts spokeswoman.

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8. Tina Fey – $7 million

Despite just 7 million weekly viewers–up 10% from last season–Fey’s comedy consistently garners critical and award-show praise. Still more impressive, she serves as creator, writer and star. She grabbed gobs of attention last fall for her impersonations of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. In addition to striking a lucrative book deal during the 12-month period, she also filmed Date Night, a romantic comedy opposite fellow NBC star Steve Carell.

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6. Maura Tierney – $8 million (tie)

As nurse turned doctor Abby Lockhart, Tierney spent a decade stitching up bodies at County General Hospital on NBC’s long-running medical drama ER. After a lengthy and lucrative run, the series and its fictional hospital finally closed its doors this past spring. The Emmy-nominated actress had grand plans to take on a new NBC drama, the upcoming Parenthood, before bowing out for health reasons.

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6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus – $8 million (tie)

While its hardly Seinfeld money, Dreyfus makes a more than a healthy living as the star of CBS’ Wednesday night comedy. She’s also seen money from Seinfeld residuals and a Seinfeld-themed guest arc on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lest it stop there, the famously goofy star also serves as spokeswoman for Conagra’s Healthy Choice.

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5. Mariska Hargitay – $8.5 million

After 10 seasons on the NBC program, the Emmy-winning actress and co-star Chris Meloni found themselves in the middle of a protracted contract dispute this past spring. Off-camera, Hargitay also struggled with a collapsed lung.

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4. Eva Longoria Parker – $9 million

The Desperate Housewives vixen may have shed her model body and sexpot image in the show’s leap forward, but she still commands a pretty paycheck. In addition to her $225,000 per episode payday last season, she rakes in additional dough with endorsements like L’Oreal Paris.

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3. Marg Helgenberger – $9.5 million

The Emmy-winning actress recently launched her 10th season as showgirl turned blood-spatter analyst Catherine Willows on the lucrative CBS procedural. In an era where few shows deliver massive ratings much less massive profit, her series stands out.

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Kathernie Heigl – $18 million

As cancer patient Izzie Stevens on the ABC drama Grey’s Anatomy, Heigl garnered tears and fans alike last season. Whether her character will ultimately survive the illness–and thus remain on the show–remains one of prime-time’s biggest guessing games. Over on the big-screen, the 30-year-old star appeared opposite Gerard Butler in another romantic comedy, The Ugly Truth. Proving her range, she’ll follow that with a starring role opposite Ashton Kutcher in the Lionsgate action comedy Five Killers.

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Tyra Banks – $30 million

When it comes to supermodels turned super-personalities, Banks has her competition beat. Among the former cat-walker’s projects: her own production company, along with a slew of TV shows, including model competition series America’s Next Top Model, beauty competition show True Beauty and daytime chat-fest The Tyra Banks Show.

source: Prime-Time’s Top-Earning Women [Forbes]

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Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

There were several goodies from this week’s top celebrity quotes, featuring the Jon Gosselin/Nancy Grace smackdown, to Jessica Simpson’s non-PMSing emotional behavior.

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week


“Wearing some of those outfits I wore when I was 17 or 18. Those were explosions of wrong.”

– Justin Timberlake, reminiscing about his ‘N Sync wardrobe, in People’s 35th special issue

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“People in L.A. maintain 360 degree fitness. I don’t have that kind of time.”

– Tina Fey, on making sure she’s shot from the waist up for her N.Y.-based comedy “30 Rock”, to “Harper’s Bazaar” Birthday special issue

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“You’ve got on two diamond earrings. You’re obviously not broke.”

– Nancy Grace, to Jon Gosselin on “The Insider”

“Actually, they’re CZs.”

– Jon Gosselin

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“I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me.”

– David Letterman, making light of his admission to having in-office affairs, on his late show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“I guess by now you’ve all figured out how I got the job.”

– David Letterman’s follow-up man Craig Ferguson, taking a jab at his boss, on his late, late show

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Gosh, I’m so emotional. It’s not that time of the month, either!”

– Jessica Simpson, tearing up during her speech at an Operation Smile gala

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“Do you always talk at the speed of lightning?”

– Joy Behar, interviewing Kelly Clarkson on “The View”

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“This is the death of the emo swoosh.”

– Pete Wentz, on buzzing off his trademark side-swept do, on Twitter

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

“To me, working out is literally like eating a meal or drinking water or breathing. If I don’t, I just feel like crap…I start punching actors.”

– Hilary Swank, on her need for an endorphin rush, to “Marie Claire”

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“I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.”

– Guy Ritchie, throwing ex-wife Madonna’s comment back at her, to “Esquire”

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

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The Top 10 Women Who Give “Lady Boners”

AskMen have put together a list of 10 women that give women a lady boner, if you don’t know what a lady boner is then I feel bad for your imagination. They are women that any woman finds hot and would love to be in a threesome or even one on one action with.

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No.10 – Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale began her career as a lady-boner popper in Kenneth Branagh’s film adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. From there, she continued to make her female fans swoon with the heartbreaking Brokedown Palace, the romantic Serendipity and as the love-torn nurse in Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately for the ladies, her smoking looks pushed her into guy-boner territory when she made films like Underworld, Van Helsing, and the Adam Sandler comedy Click (c’mon, who doesn’t want to fast-forward his wife). Yet, Kate Beckinsale’s not content — she wants to be considered a serious actress. If she continues to do films like Snow Angels and the upcoming drama Winged Creatures, she’ll be an untouchable lady-boner popper: beautiful and critically appreciated.

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No.9 – Kate Moss
The most famous waif since Twiggy, Kate Moss is notorious for partying, drugging, and Winehouse-like fights with former boyfriend Pete Doherty. Despite all this, women can’t help but love her. After being dumped by a number of fashion designers due to her cocaine honeymoon, she was named the face Donna Karan, Yves Saint-Laurent and Roberto Cavalli for spring 2008. At 35 (that’s 60 in supermodel years), she just keeps going. Now she has her own clothing line, DJs parties with her superstar friends and even has a new ugly musician boyfriend, Jamie Hince from The Kills.

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No.8 – M.I.A.
The British-born Tamil singer-songwriter first rose to acclaim as a visual artist. In 2004, hip-hop geeks started passing around her singles “Galang” and “Sunshowers” via file sharing. Four years later, she’s performing pregnant at the Grammy Awards alongside a foursome of male lady-boner poppers: Kanye West, T.I., Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. All pregnant women wish they looked that good at nine months and could pull off that outfit. Even with her music fame, Grammys and Oscar nomination, M.I.A. continues to make art that is heavily political and invokes the culture of her native Sri Lanka.

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No.7 – Kate Winslet
Beating out over 175 other girls, Kate Winslet won her first major role in Peter Jackson’s Heavenly Creatures. She attacked the role of a teenage murderer and then became a graceful, Victorian beauty in Sense and Sensibility. It’s that same grace that makes women gaga now, along with Winslet’s refusal to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin physical ideal. She wears her curves and classic beauty with confidence. This, along with her charisma and talent, makes the six-time Oscar-nominated (and one-time Oscar winning) Winslet one of the best actresses of her generation — and a huge lady-boner popper.

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No.6 – Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s lady-boner power is proof positive that sometimes women are just like men. They don’t always care if a beautiful female has something going upstairs or not. She’s not a great actress and her album of Tom Waits covers seemed like a cool idea, until we realized people have ears. Scarlett Johansson pops lady boners with pure sex appeal. They just can’t help themselves: those full lips, that milky skin, that make-out scene with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It makes women just as hot and bothered as men. You and your girlfriend can connect over that, if nothing else.

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No.5 – Beyonce Knowles
Few musical artists, male or female, cause more of a stir on the dance floor than Beyonce. Her velvety voice and catchy tunes cause women to shake their booties and squeal. Men should all thank Beyonce for that. However, her female empowering “If I Were A Boy” and the commitment-happy “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” make us look bad. That just makes ladies love her even more. She’s the new Mariah Carey without the crazy. She lives a hip-hop fairy tale with her thug prince Jay-Z and still manages to keep her personal life out of the limelight.

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No.4 – Gisele Bundchen
The Brazilian beauty is the highest paid model in the world and the wife of NFL star Tom Brady. Women don’t know if they just want to stare at her for hours or be her. She’s lived the sweet life since her teens. Discovered by a modeling agency at the age of 14, Gisele moved to New York City at 16. Three years later, she appeared on the cover of Vogue. Nine years later, she’s appeared on over 500 magazine covers, dated Leonardo DiCaprio and professional surfer Kelly Slater and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel.

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No.3 – Michelle Obama
Women in their mid-forties dream about looking so wonderful. Then there’s everything else Michelle Obama balances — being a mother and the First Lady, maintaining a rigorous workout schedule. She’s a self-made woman, clawing her way up from meager beginnings in Chicago to attend both Princeton and Harvard Law School, and then she became a high-powered Chicago lawyer. Some compliment her by comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, but the comparison is off. Where Jackie wore extravagance, Michelle makes J.Crew look great. She inspires regular women in these tough times to still embody class, style and poise.

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No.2 – Tina Fey
Over the last two years, Tina Fey has skyrocketed into top lady-boner land. Here is one piece of proof that when women say that a sense of humor turns them on, they actually mean it. She’s smart, sexy and poised, and she balances being a mother and a wife with a career as one of the funniest people on earth. She was the first female head writer on SNL, then returned to impersonate Sarah Palin, giving the show their best ratings in 14 years. Her show 30 Rock, which she stars in and for which she does most of the writing, is the funniest thing on TV.

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No.1 – Angelina Jolie
She is the beauty that defines this decade: glamorous, fat lips and skinny as hell. Women adore her as much as men covet her. Every female on earth, at least once, fantasized about what it would be like to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Jolie actually did it! She’s larger than life, gliding through the world picking up beautiful babies and starring in blockbusters and Oscar films alike. Nobody even remembers how f*cking crazy she was with Billy Bob Thornton — that says a lot.

Now, I agree with all of these women but where the hell is Adriana Lima?

source: Lady-Boner Poppers [AskMen]

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FHM 100 SEXIEST 2009 100-50

Here is yet another sexy list, this time it’s the readers of FHM Magazine (not to be confused with the FHM UK sexiest 100) who voted for the sexiest woman of 2009, here is a list from numbers 100-50.

100 – Rachel Ray
99 – Odette Yustman
98 – Whitney Port
97 – Moon Bloodgood (pictured above)
96 – Miranda Kerr
95 – Tricia Helfer
94 – Isla Fisher
93 – Emma Stone
92 – Leighton Meester
91 – Emmanuelle Chriqui
90 – Kristen Stewart

89 – Adrianna Costa
88 – Abbey Clancy
87 – Cheryl Cole
86 – Rachel Bilson
85 – Kristen Bell
84 – Olga Kurylenko
83 – Maria Sharapova (pictured above)
82 – Heidi Klum
81 – Carlee Ranger
80 – Evangeline Lilly

79 – Karolina Kurkova
78 – Rihanna
77 – Eva Longoria
76 – Ashlan Gorse (pictured above)
75 – Tina Fey
74 – Michelle Rodriguez
73 – Christina Ricci
72 – Keeley Hazell
71 – Maria Menounos
70 – Carla Bruni

69 – AnnaLynne McCord
68 – Malin Akerman
67 – Kelly Brook
66 – Nicole Scherzinger
65 – Selita Ebanks (pictured above)
64 – Alessandra Ambrosio
63 – Rachel Weisz
62 – Pamela Anderson
61 – Halle Berry
60 – Anna Faris

59 – Ashley Tisdale
58 – Bar Refaeli (pictured above)
57 – Zooey Deschanel
56 – Kate Hudson
55 – Jennifer Love Hewitt
54 – Emma Watson
53- Eliza Dushku
52 – Liv Tyler
51 – Samaire Armstrong
50 – Jennifer Aniston

49-1 to follow…

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They Are Sex Icons But They Shouldn’t Be

I love stuff like this, according to PopCrunch the following list of women are “unexpect & accidental celebrity sex icons.”

Lindsay Lohan

Who would have thought that the annoying child star of The Parent Trap would turn out to be so attractive? While she is probably known more these days for her bisexuality and her countless nip-slips, there is no denying that this train wreck is still pretty hot. This should lead to advice to all the young men out there: do not make fun of people because they are ginger; sometimes they turn out attractive.

Monica Lewinsky

“I’m well-known for something that isn’t great to be well-known for,” said Monica Lewinsky. After the infamous Clinton-Lewinsky scandal Lewinsky has made appearances on various television programs such as ABC’s 20/20 and MTV’s Tom Green Show, and had a short-lived stint as the spokeswoman for Snackwells. She has also made a cameo appearance on SNL in 1999, and hosted the short-lived dating show ‘Mr. Personality’. In 2006 Lewinsky graduated from London School of Economics with a Master’s degree in Psychology. It seems like these days, she wants to be recognized for more than just giving the most powerful man in the world a blow job. But it is unlikely that this will happen.

Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke caught the attention of millions during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. It all started with one photo surfacing of the young pole-vaulter and soon more and more were popping up all over the Internet, catapulting Stokke to unexpected and unwanted fame. Stokke has expressed her discontent in regards of her newly found fame and wishes she were acknowledged for her hard work and sportsmanship and less so for her appearance. That, however, is not likely going to happen. Stokke currently attends the University of California on a full scholarship and is in the process of making granola heads rethink their collective taste for ‘earthy chicks’.

Tina Fey

Dubbed “The Thinking Man’s Sex Symbol” by GQ Magazine, Tina Fey stumbled into sexual iconography when she joined the Saturday Night Live cast in 2000. Fey is most recognizable for her Weekend Update and Sarah Palin sketches, as well as for her signature black horn-rimmed glasses. Before joining the cast Fey worked as head writer for the SNL program. She currently can be found in her NBC sitcom ’30 Rock’. This picture of her is amazing.

Snorg Girl

Do you recognize this face? If you have a Facebook account chances are you do. Alice Fraasa, the quintessential ‘girl-next-door’ if there ever was one, models for the company Snorg Tees, whose ads can be found plastered all over various networking sites. Before she was the face of Snorg Tees, Alice Fraasa was just your typical college student at Auburn University ,where she currently still attends and is majoring in Communications.

Natalie Gublis

Golf is probably the sport least known for having attractive female participants. Natalie Gublis, was sent to the PGA by God to change this. Known for her participation in numerous calendars, and spreads in FHM, Gublis also has several tour wins under her belt…or bikini bottoms. The PGA still, however, has determined that the sale of any media featuring her scantily clad in it, will not not be sold at official events.

Florida State Girl

“15,000 young red-blooded American men just signed up to go to Florida State next semester,” stated announcer Brent Musburger upon seeing the nationally televised shot of Jenn Sterger at a 2005 Florida State – Miami football game. Sterger’s brief debut launched her into stardom. Since, Sterger has reveled in her new found fame and is certainly not ready to give up her 15 minutes. She has since posed for Maxim and Playboy magazines and she will be seen in the upcoming mainstream film scheduled to be released this year, The Tenant.

Sarah Palin

From Saturday Night Live (performed by her celebrity doppelganger – above) parodies to sex dolls made in her likeness – not to mention the porno, Nailin’ Pailin – Governor Sarah Palin garnered more than political attention during her 2008 vice-presidential campaign. Though speculation lingers regarding whether Palin will run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 , she has denied all such claims. It is only a matter of time before she poses for Playboy.

Chloë Sevigny

Chloë Sevigny grew up in Darien, Connecticut in a strict Catholic household. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 and was spotted in the East Village by a fashion editor of the now defunct Sassy Magazine. Sevigny began interning modeling for Sassy, and eventually for Kim Gordon’s (Sonic Youth) fashion label ‘X-girl’. Sevigny quickly found herself the New york “it-girl” and landed roles in such independent films as Kids, Trees Lounge and Gummo, and in 2000 landed a supporting role in American Psycho. Sevigny is perhaps most well remembered for her infamous/wonderful role in Brown Bunny in which she performs fellatio on co-star and director Vincent Gallo.

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AskMen’s 99-50 Hottest Women Of 2009 – Pictures

It is that time of the year already when AskMen.com release their annual list of the years hottest women, voted by readers and the staff over on the site. Now I don’t expect you to go through every single woman on their website because it took me forever, so I am going to split this up into two posts.

I will post 99-50 in this post and then 49-1 in the next post, some names will have pictures and some wont because, if I do all pictures you will be scrolling for the rest of the day… some that don’t have pictures will be in the thumbnails after the jump below, so lets get to it shall we?

99. Kate Winslet
98. January Jones
97. Tina Fey
96. Ana Ivanovic:

95. Elizabeth Banks
94. Sophie Monk
93. Emma Stone
92. Alicia Keys
91. Danica Patrick
90. Britney Spears:

89. Nadine Velazquez
88. Leona Lewis
87. Torrie Wilson
86. Leryn Franco:

85. Sarah Shahi
84. Carolyn Murphy
83. Maria Sharapova:

82. Jade Raymond
81. Katherine Heigl
80. Naomi Watts
79. Aubrey O’ Day:

78. Anna Faris
77. Cassie
76. Carla Bruni
75. Danielle Bux:

74. M.I.A.
73. Gina Carano:

72. Yunjin Kim
71. Anna Paquin
70. Jessica Simpson
69. Julianne Hough
68. Audrina Patridge
67. Camilla Belle
66. Holly Weber:

65. Nicole Scherzinger
64. Katharine McPhee
63. Dania Ramirez
62. Olivia Munn
61. Vanessa Hudgens:

60. Aishwarya Rai
59. Blake Lively
58. Emily Blunt
57. Taylor Swift
56. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
55. Maria Menounos:

54. Leighton Meester:

53. Paz Vega:

52. Christina Hendricks:

51. Christina Applegate:

50. Beyonce:

So that is 99-50, like I said not all have pictures above but there will be some in the thumbnails section after the jump below and don’t forget numbers 49-1 will follow very soon.

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Tina Fey Plays Sexy in Vanity Fair

Tina Fey has revealed the secret behind the scar on her face – barely visible here.

The beautiful funnywoman vamps it up for the January edition of Vanity Fair (below), where she and hubby Jeff Richmond note she’s never talked publicly about a mystery slashing incident, which happened when she was 5.

“It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and some body just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen,” Richmond says.

The “30 Rock” star has refused to discuss the scar. “It’s impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it,” she says.

images: vanity fair

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Links To Hollywood – #149

Celebrities Tattooed on ThighsCity Rag

Gemma Atkinson’s Mammaries Will Drive You Nuts – Flisted

The Hills Loses The Possibility Of Lesbian Sex – Fatback Media

No More Sarah Palin for Tina FeyCelebrity Smack

Rachel Bilson’s Sexy Spandex Ass – Ninja Dude

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with Twins? – Popbytes

Citizens Rally in California to Oppose DiscriminationPink is the New Blog

Who’s Ashley Tisdale‘s Hot Workout Friend? – The Bastardly

Obama Victory Moves Seal to Tears – Popeater

Newlyweds Scarlett Johansson and Ryan ReynoldsBricks and Stones

Leonardo DiCaprio Says He’s Shy With Women – Anything Hollywood

When Amy Winehouse Attacks – Celebslam

An Open Letter to The Secret ServiceBest Week Ever

Katie Price Really Cracks Me Up – Celeb Warship

Taylor Swift Slams Joe Jonas on MySpace – Allie is Wired

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John McCain and Tina Fey Lack Chemistry on ‘SNL’

Live from New York was the real John McCain alongside Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live.”

McCain took a break from the campaign trail to open the show poking fun at his own campaign’s finances following Obama’s blockbuster infomercial. Earlier in the day McCain appeared in Virginia and Pennsylvania at campaign rallies before heading for New York in a move that demonstrates, once again, how important the show has become this election season.

The opening sketch showed the Republican ticket hosting a show on QVC, spreading their message, and selling McCain-themed items (pork knives for cutting pork) due to their own limited funds. A silent Cindy McCain also appeared.

Later in the show, McCain appeared in Weekend Update, getting some boos when he first came out. He joked to anchor Seth Meyers about going “Reverse Maverick” and “Sad Grandpa” to try and win the election. Senator McCain also stayed through the curtain call.

McCain’s Saturday Night Live appearance was confirmed earlier this week. McCain last appeared in May.

source: John McCain On Saturday Night Live With Tina Fey As Palin (VIDEO) [huffington post]

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