Now that Danielle Staub is no longer a Real Housewife of NJ she has decided to move into a better career and that involves her being a stripper, of course TMZ picked up a couple of photos.
According to TMZ the former Real Housewife signed up to a 3-year contract with the Score’s Gentleman’s Club in New York that will see her doing one live appearance as well as a few performances on their website, ScoresLive.com.
This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Danielle in all of her glory, she was in a sex tape. What a classy lady she is. Will you be checking out her being a stripper? I for one will pass.
Here’s the mug shot of Teen Mom 2 star Janelle Evans because she has been arrested after TMZ released a video, which you can see below, of her beating up a girl in North Carolina all the while her friends cheered her on during the vicious attack.
Oak Island Police reportedly seen the video and went to Janelle’s house to arrest her she was then booked into Brunswick County Jail and released on bond a while later. Britany Truett, the girl who was beaten up, originally said she wasn’t going to press charges but has since changed her mind.
Janelle, who is now due back in court on April 26th, was charged with assault and affray for fighting. The whole fight was over a guy named Kieffer Delp who was also arrested when police found him at Janelle’s house because he had a warrant otu for him over cocaine charges from last year.
An attorney for the Teen Mom star said “Based on the information that I have received, I believe Jenelle was set up.” Um really? The girl who was disgustingly beating up another girl is the one who was set up? Her lawyer better come up with a better defense than that. MTV sure does pick out people don’t they? The video of the attack is below.
Yesterday we posted photos from ‘Octo-mom’ Nadya Suleman’s fetish video of her whipping a grown ass man dressed up as a baby. Now here is the video.
I find this really awkward to watch, especially when she asks him “do you want it harder?”. There’s no point in me talking about it, just watch the clip!
source: Octomom’s Baby-Whipping Bondage — THE VIDEO!!! [TMZ]
TMZ got their hands on the photos from the video and they look absolutely hilarious. Now I’m not one to laugh at any fetish – each to their own and all that. But I can’t stop laughing at these. Head to the source to see the full set of photos.
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source: Octomom — The Baby-Whipping Fetish Photos [TMZ]
Demi Lovato had private photos leak online the other day and everyone assumed that there would be a sex tape to follow after X17 Online reported it.
X17 claimed that a barely legal Demi filmed herself having sex with some young guy while she was on tour over the summer all while her uncle, Francisco Lovato, stopped people entering her tour bus. But a rep for Demi released a statement saying….
“Perpetrating these completely unfounded rumors from supposed sources while Demi is in treatment dealing with serious physical and emotional issues is disgusting. The sourcing on this report is so spotty that it is hard to fully respond, Francisco Lovato is the brother of Demi’s estranged father. He never traveled on the tour, and certainly didn’t serve as some sort of chaperone. We would ask serious news outlets to strongly consider the source of this story before they regurgitate it.”
I wouldn’t exactly call the rumors “disgusting,” when you have photos like the ones she did leak online then you should expect rumors of a sex tape to go around the internet.
source: Demi Lovato’s Rep: Sex Tape Rumors ‘Disgusting’ [TMZ]
Charlie Sheen has a big decision to make now, since prosecutors and his lawyers have agreed to leave his punishment in his domestic abuse case up to him in a sense.
Sheen is being given four options, which is a lot more than “normal” people get, but I won’t start ranting about deferential treatment given to celebrities because it doesn’t matter. It just is.
Charlie Sheen’s options are as follows (via TMZ):
OPTION 1: Charlie will plead guilty to a misdemeanor and serve 30 days in Aspen jail. Charlie could enter the plea as early as June 7 in Aspen and would then immediately begin serving his time. With good behavior, that time could be whittled down to 17 days. After he serves his sentence, the case would be over. Charlie would not be placed on probation.
OPTION 2: Charlie would plead guilty to a misdemeanor and receive no jail time, but would be placed on 2 years probation. We’re told Charlie’s people worry that the actor might slip up and the judge could then throw the book at him and Charlie would end up in jail for a much longer period than 30 days.
OPTION 3: Charlie would receive a “deferred prosecution” — meaning the case would not go forward but Charlie would agree to various conditions — including not breaking the law. After a certain period of time — if Charlie complies with the conditions — the matter would be expunged from his record.
OPTION 4: Go to trial and fight it. Charlie, we’re told, is upset at the Tito Ortiz case … where the UFC star did not even get prosecuted for allegedly doing a lot worse than Charlie allegedly did.
Personally, I’d jump all over the 30 days with no probation. It’s only 30 freakin’ days (or maybe 17), and you’re free and clear. If I (allegedly) held a knife to woman’s throat, I’d be looking at a felony case and years behind bars. Sheen gets the option to serve 30 days and be free.
Do it dude, it’s like a free pass to be a dick.
Source: Charlie Sheen May Serve Jail Time in Plea Deal [TMZ]
Remember a few weeks we told you about a judge being pissed with Lindsay Lohan and demanded she show up to court today or else she will go to jail? Well guess what she didn’t show up and the judge has issued a warrant for her arrest.
Lindsay is currently in Cannes and used the excuse that she lost her passport as well as blaming everyone but herself as to why she didn’t complete her probation classes or show up to LA today, this did not fly with the judge at all so a warrant has been issued.
The judge hasn’t issued an order so that when Lindsay does land she will be arrested straight away, she has to hand herself in. But she can pay bail of $100,000 to remain free until the next court hearing as long as she drinks no alcohol, wears a tracking bracelet and has random drug tests. All of which is basically Lindsay’s idea of hell.
Lindsay only completed 10 of her 13 required classes and this pissed the judge off who said she could go to jail for 180 days. TMZ says that the French police say there has been no report of Lindsay’s missing passport, despite her lawyer telling the judge she reported it on Tuesday.
Oh and just to show how much Lindsay Lohan actually gives a shit, she was spotted partying it up in Cannes last night and I guess she will do the same tonight. The judge needs to throw this girl in jail, if anything maybe it will do her good and realize she needs to grow the hell up.
source: Bench Warrant Issued for Lindsay Lohan [TMZ]
Melissa Smith, the second mistress of Jesse James to come forward has decided that she would like to make amends with Sandra Bullock so she sent a fax to Sandra’s agent which just happened to land in TMZ’s hands.
Now I haven’t used a fax machine for about 8 years, did I miss the memo that they are back in and email is out?, so I forget how they operate but I’m willing to bet that she didn’t accidentally dial up TMZ’s fax number at the same time she was sending the letter to Sandra’ agent, here is the letter:
Dear Sandra,
I’m sure your wondering why I’m writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you’ve been through. And I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.
I know that this message will most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married men are unforgivable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.
I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.
My deeprest regrets,
Melissa Smith
If I was Sandra Bullock, I would arrange to meet Melissa Smith and then have someone accidentally run her over because the chances of that happening are greater than accidentally faxing this letter to TMZ.
source: Jesse’s Mistress to Sandra: So Sorry [TMZ]
Miss Virginia Caressa Cameron has been the latest woman to be crowned Miss America on Saturday night after beating out a group of 53 contestants from the 50 states as well as the Virgina Islands, Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia.
Cameron gave a performance of Beyonce‘s song Listen and made a pledge that she is going to raise awareness for AIDS and HIV because her uncle died of AIDS when she was 8-years-old.
The 22-year-old beat first runner up Miss California, Kristy Cavinder, to pick up a prize of $50,000 as well as the crown. She spoke to the Press Association after saying..
“I hope to gain inspiration, I hope to gain momentum so that when this 365 days is over, I can shoot through the moon,”
She plans on taking a year off from her studies before returning to get a master’s degree in journalism and then hopes to become a news anchor. Since Caress Cameron won the pageant on Saturday night, TMZ have come across an old photo of her which they describe her as “an awkward high school freshman.
I wouldn’t exactly describe her as an awkward teenager in the photo on the left but as for the pageant I didn’t even think there was much interest in Miss America anymore. It would be nice to win $50,000 and then have a year off though.
Alex Massie passes along “An unfortunately timed Accenture advertisement in the Wall Street Journal today that has also caught the attention of the folks at TMZ (who dub it “the definition of irony) and, I’m sure, others.
The juxtaposition of this and Woods’ car crash over the weekend is somewhat amusing, although I’m sure the gang at Accenture are laughing all the way to the bank. This ad is pretty similar to a whole series of ads they’ve run featuring Woods going back to 2003 but this is the first one I’m paid any attention to.
On the subject of Woods, Conor Friedersdorf argues that, not only do athletes deserve to be treated as private individuals outside their sporting lives but, more importantly, sports fans would be much better served were that the case.
Every aficionado knows that sports are worth playing and watching as a simulacrum of life. Contriving various games with sets of rules, and leagues of competitors, we’re meant to enjoy the beauty of athletic prowess, to be awed by bodies that can do things ours can’t, to experience the suspense of live competition, the thrills of victory, and the lows of defeat—and to learn from the spectacle, all without the consequences of actual battle.
The effect is ruined when real life intrudes, even if only in the mind of the viewer, just as a movie is diminished when an actor’s real-life personality is as much a presence as the character he is playing, or a play suffers when a stagehand is heard sneezing behind the scenery during a climactic scene.
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What I’d like is to hold athlete-entertainers to account as role models so long as they’re on the job. Should Tiger Woods back his golf cart into a lake during a celebrity skins tournament, by all means let’s investigate the story, lament the fall of another athlete who “seemed different than the others,” and recalibrate our opinion of the sportsman. The same goes for folks who dope in private to enhance their public performances. Realty demands that Mark McGwire is a fallen hero; his sins bear directly on his supposed heroics.
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Except in the most extreme circumstances, athletes shouldn’t be treated as public figures when they are off the court, the field, or the course. It diminishes what they add to society, irrationally elevating their private lives in ways that do a disservice to them and to us.
That’s exactly right, I think.
That won’t keep us from writing about the Woods mini-scandal or others involving athletes. People are interested in these matters. Heck, I’m interested in them. But we would undoubtedly be better off knowing less about our icons than we do.
Twilight has taken over the world ever since it was released last year and with New Moon out now it is getting even worse, so much so that it is now even in the drug market.
You see according to TMZ during a recent drug bust in West Hempstead, Long Island, cops discovered a bunch of heroin bags with cartoon figures of the Twilight characters. According to DEA Special Agent Erin McKenzie-Mulvey, the Twilight drug bags have been getting more popular over the last couple of months.
The bags which feature the likes of Rob Pattinson‘s face on them are cheap as hell, apparently a dime bag of heroin in New York is cheaper than a six pack of beer.
You know you’ve really made it big time when drug lords are even trying to cash in on you, what’s next E tablets with them on it? Well they might already have that. If not, I’m sure they are working on them.
source: ‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust [TMZ]
Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California who was stripped of her crown for breach of contract, is not such a princess after all. After posing for topless photos and refusing to appear at over 30 events that she was contractually obligated to attend, Prejean started filing lawsuits and making ludicrous claims to the media.
She sued for religious discrimination among other things, and acted shocked when the Miss California Organization told her that she would have to pay back the money for her boob job. Little Miss Pure and Proper was negotiating for a settlement of over a million dollars.
Oh sweet karma, here you come.
TMZ reported that they have obtained a copy of a homemade sex tape starring the innocent victim herself. A sex tape so graphic that TMZ wouldn’t release it.
Let me repeat that. A sex tape so graphic that freakin’ TMZ wouldn’t release it! What wouldn’t TMZ release? I mean, I’m sitting here picturing all kinds of horrific things now. Carrie Prejean, two dogs, a llama and Rosie O’Donnell? Yikes. Carrie Prejean, a sex swing, four recently pardoned death row inmates and a Japanese fetish or two?
Actually, I’d watch the last one.
So anyway, the lawyer from the pageant showed Carrie the video of her performing necrophiliac bestiality with a deceased baby rhino (hey, it could be, they won’t release it), and Carrie reportedly walked away with nothing.
This tape has got to get out. I mean, seriously, what is so horrible that it convinced a media hungry chick like Carrie Prejean to walk away from a million dollar settlement? Something awesome, that’s what.
So readers, what do you think is on that tape that is so “graphic”? What would make you walk away from a million bucks? Discuss, share… gross me out. I like it.
source: Carrie Prejean sex tape forced a settlement [The Superficial]
Randy Jackson claims Michael Jackson could not have signed his 2002 will, because he was 2,475 air miles away from the place the document was supposedly inked.
According to the will, it was signed on July 7, 2002 at 5:00 PM in Los Angeles. Randy Jackson said he has proof Michael Jackson was in New York from July 5 through July 9, on a campaign against Sony honcho Tommy Mottola, claiming Mottola had a thing against Black artists.
The lawyer for the estate, Howard Weitzman, tells TMZ the witnesses to the will were face-to-face with Jackson when he signed the document. Weitzman would not say if the will was signed in L.A., even though the document refers to Los Angeles.
TMZ spoke with Al Sharpton’s rep, Rachel Noerdlinger, who confirms Sharpton and Jackson were protesting Mottola in NY together in 2002 on July 6th and July 9th.
As the for the key date — July 7th — Sharpton’s rep released the following curious statement:
We have reason to believe that Michael may have been in NY on the 7th and Rev. Sharpton will address this after he discusses it with the Jackson family.
source: Jackson’s Will — Randy Says Not MJ’s Signature [TMZ]
I always say it must be nice to have the life of Kevin Federline because he does nothing and gets a ridiculous amount of money for it. Well today it would suck to be him because he is being accused of not paying rent and leaving damages in his home both totaling over $100,000.
According to TMZ the people who own Federlines rented place say he suddenly disappeared and never paid the last 6 months in rent and when they went to look at the place, they say it was in bits. According to the owners some of the damage includes:
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
They also say he never returned the garage door opener and are threatening to take him to court if he doesn’t pay up. He is probably ringing Britney Spears right now asking for some money.
Speaking of Britney and courtrooms, she is apparently ready to take Federline back to court to demand full custody of their two children, Jayden James and Sean Preston.
Britney was recently granted an extension on the 50/50 custody they currently share, but sources say she is worried about the way Federline is raising the children and she wants to do decide what schools they go to.
A source said “The boys are used to Kevin’s foul-mouthed, lazy, unemployed dancer friends, who either live at the house or hang out there. Britney doesn’t want the boys growing up thinking that kind of lifestyle is acceptable.â€
Who do you think should get the kids, Brtiney Spears or Kevin Federline?
More scandal in the tragic murder of Jasmine Fiore, apparently she and her ex-husband Michael Cardosi shared a little romantic moment four days before her murder.
Jasmine, who was murdered by her husband Ryan Jenkins, took to a beach in Southern California where her and Cardosi shared a kiss.
Cardosi had been locked up in prison for the past three years but when he was released, on August 11, the pair took off to the beach together to take these pictures .. which she has her wedding ring off.
Winnie Humphreys, the mother of Cardosi, said the pair had kept in touch the whole time he was in prison.
As we all know Jasmine was murdered three days later on August 14 but it is uknown if Jenkins knew about them spending time on the beach together. But police tell TMZ that “jealousy was the most obvious motive for this murder.”
By the way, Michael Cardosi was sent back to prison on August 16 for breaking the terms of his probation.