Kim Kardashian‘s poor parents were attacked over the weekend, their house was TP’d!
People still do this sort of thing? I thought all that nonsense ended with middle school.
Kim says,
Here’s another funny one to share with you all…
My mom and Bruce woke up recently to their house covered in toilet paper!!! I strongly suspect it was done by people who I know or are connected to the family.
No doubt it was by someone who hates Kim Kardashian — NO, I didn’t do it, so don’t ask!
source: [kim kardashian official website]
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Kim Kardashian has a lot going on these days. She has recently been spotted out and about with Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years. A Page Six spy spotted the two arriving and “making out” at Tenjune and Butter last week.
“They were all over each other,” snitched the onlooker. “She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.”
Maybe he wasn’t so much rubbing her butt as there was no where else to put his hand. That thing could be hard to get around. And yes, Kim Kardashian ass jokes will never get old.
Kim is quite busy these days, with an E! reality show and now a Playboy cover shoot to be released on the December magazine. Supposedly the photos “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kim’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says a source.
What others are saying:
- Mollygood says, “Now, what’s the baby wipe budget for this union?”
- dlisted says, “Terrence Howard infamously said a few weeks ago that he would only date a woman that uses baby wipes on her a-hole and gina. He said toilet paper does not get the area clean enough. … COME ON TERRENCE! That tramp is as clean as a truck stop urinal in the summertimes!”
- Best Week Ever says, “Kim Kardashian will appear in December’s issue of Playboy, and will reportedly show “one boob and her bare butt.†The butt, obviously, is blocking the other boob.”
Source: “HOT NEW PAIR” [Page Six]; “Kim Kardashian Poses for Playboy Cover” [Us Weekly]; Photo: “Terrence Howard Is A Fraud!!!” [dlisted]
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