Gisele Bundchen’s Butt Cheeks Hanging Out

Gisele Bundchen just returned from a vacation with Tom Brady — and has already hit the beach in Santa Monica, California for a photo shoot.

What the hell sort of outfit is this?!?

And is he actually tucking it in for her?!?

Let’s hope that Britney Spears isn’t reading the site today, she would oh-so-wear-this.

source: Gisele Bundchen’s Sexy New Shoot [gossip girls]

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Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape

There just might be footage of the former Victoria Secret queen and the Patriots golden boy in the throws of passion. Philippe on East 60th street, a Chinese cuisine restaurant, has allegedly caught the couple on tape.

Security cameras in the wine cellar have reportedly caught Tom and Gielse along with Puff Daddy and Sienna Miller chatting in the VIP area.

“They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people,” said our source. “Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what’s going on.” A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, “for security purposes,” but claimed that “all tapes are deleted.”

I don’t understand why people tape themselves having sex. Unless it will later be used to aid one’s partner in what they are doing wrong….I don’t see the point. Then again….a sex tapeis always a great PR move. Old Gisele must be hurting after her desire to return the Victoria Secret Angel team was denied.

Source: Celebrity Antics on the Menu [Page Six]

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Gisele Bundchen to Run Naked Through the Streets of New York

Gisele Bundchen will think twice, before she bets on the New England Patriots and boyfriend Tom Brady again.

Gisele made a bet saying, “If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan.”

Can I get a “Booyah”?

Of course, Gisele has had second thoughts,

It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily.

How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?

Let the conspiracy theory begin… THE PATRIOTS THREW THE GAME!!

Even Patriots coach, Bill Belicheck was torn over the thought that winning the Superbowl would mean not getting to see Gisele in the buff saying,

“I’ve seen Gisele in a thong, and trust me, that butt’s tighter than a fine-tuned snare drum.”

source: Bundchen: ‘If the Pats Lose, I’ll Run Naked Through Mid-Town Manhattan’ [cbs sports]

UPDATE: One of the photos in the original was deemed too provocative by one of our advertising partners. It’s now below the fold. Apparently, NSFW.

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Links To Hollywood – #101

How in the Hell Does This Guy Do it? – Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Alba’s Impromptu Breast Exam – Ninja Dude

Celebrity Chefs – City Rag

Diora Baird Old School Nude and Natural – Fatback and Collards

Tila Tequila Shows Us Her Slutty Wardrobe for ‘Shot at Love: 2′ – Celebrity Smack

Avril Lavigne Has a Hot Body – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Montel Williams Show Calls it a Day After 17 Years – Dlisted

Denise Richards Has Killer Abs, Still Hate Her – The Bastardly

Rihanna ‘Got Milk’ [VIDEO] – Popbytes

How Much Frozen Hubbard Sperm is There? – Celeb News Wire

Howard K. Stern is Still Creepy – Celeb Warship

Matthew McConaughey‘s Girlfriend is a Gold Digger – Flisted

Paris Hilton Forces Co-Star to Dress ‘In Character’ – Drunken Stepfather

Tom Brady‘s Marriage Proposal – Celebitchy

Ellen Pompeo Has Unstoppable Nipples – Egotastic

The 25 Most Memorable Super Bowl Ads – Gawker

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Nicole Richie Nipple Slip Video – College Humor

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Jessica Alba is Having a Boy – A Socialites Life

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Links To Hollywood – #99

In Memory of Heath Ledger – Celebrity Smack

Denise Richards Wins Battle to Exploit Children – Dlisted

Pick One: Daisy Marie or Delilah Strong – The Bastardly

John Mayer Likes Miley Cyrus – Ninja Dude

Who the hell is Natalie Denning? – Fatback and Collards

Jamie Lynn Spears is Giving Up Her Baby – Popbytes

Amy Winehouse Gets Rid of the Blonde – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Salma Hayek is All ‘Pumped-Out’ – Celeb News Wire

Trend Alert: Paris Hilton Wears Same Dress to Spread STD’s – City Rag

Hilary Duff Likes to Smell Pretty – Anything Hollywood

Tom Brady is Your Daily Fug – Flisted

Bijou Phillips is Actually Kinda Hot – Drunken Stepfather

It’s good to be Diane Kruger – Popsugar

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Gisele Bundchen In A Bikini

Because it’s Monday morning, and we can all use a little pick me up. Here’s Gisele Bundchen at the beach in Miami over the weekend. Yeah, she’s not hot at all. I don’t know why Bridget Moynahan would be jealous that Tom Brady is dating her.

Source: “Gisele Bundchen in bikini in Miami (10/20/07)” [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

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Bridget Moynahan Introduces New Son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan

Bridget Moynahan split from her NFL beau and baby JET’s father, Tom Brady last December, but he an appearance when she gave birth in California on August 22. He even spent a few days with mother and son, before hightailing it to Boston to be with his girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen.

The new mom declined to be interviewed, but OK! reports that she is facing single motherhood with an optimistic outlook. Even though she has a development deal with ABC, the actress plans to put her career on hold.

source: Cover Story: Bridget Moynahan Debuts Her Son John [ok! magazine]

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Gisele Bundchen Shops For Tom Brady’s Baby

As if the relationship between Tom Brady and baby mama Bridget Moynahan wasn’t strained enough, Gisele Bundchen had to go shopping for the baby and make it even worse.

Tom recently phoned in an order at Petit Tresor, after which Gisele made her own order. Included in the $1,000 gift basket was a onesie that says “supermodel” across it. Because that’s what will melt the ice standing between the trio.

What others are saying:

• NY Daily News says, “Anybody who needs some posh presents for a new baby might want to check the trash outside Bridget Moynahan ‘s house. I have a feeling there’s some great stuff in there.”

• Celebrity Smack says, “Every time she sees that little onesie she’ll think about the bitch that stole her man. Ouch.”

• dlisted says, “That will make a lovely dust rag for Bridge and just what a little boy needs to broadcast to the world. GAY!”

Source: “Gisele baby boo-boo” [NY Daily News]

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Tom Brady Doesn’t Know His Baby’s Name

Actress Bridget Moynahan announced the name of her and Tom Brady’s son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. She said Brady arrived in Los Angeles in time for the child’s birth last week.

“Bridget is very thankful for a happy baby, excited about being a mother, and very pleased that the father, Tom Brady, was able to be there for the birth.” publicist Gary Mantoosh said. “Both mother and baby are at home, happy and healthy,”

Mantoosh didn’t give any other details, including the size of the baby or whether Thomas was in honor of his father. But reportedly, Tom left thinking the last name was going to be Brady, not Moynahan.

Tom also supposedly wanted to take time off for the baby, but only missed practice when the time came. He flew to California then returned for a preseason game.

Moynahan and Brady split up late last year after a three-year relationship, and Brady has since been dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Rough life Tom’s got going on. He had to leave quarterbacking the Patriots to have a child with Bridget Moynahan and then go home to Gisele. Not to mention he’s pretty poor and unattractive.

Source: “Moynahan reveals name of Brady’s baby” [mercury news]

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Bridget Moynahan Has Baby Boy!

Even though Tom Brady was looking to ask for some time off from the Patriots, it looks like he won’t have to miss any regular season games. Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy Wednesday.

Moynahan’s publicist Christina Papadapoulos said, “Both mother and baby are doing well.”

Brady’s whereabouts were unknown. He wasn’t on the field or sidelines for the first 15 minutes of practice on Wednesday, and it’s not clear when he’ll rejoin the team. It may not be before the Pats’ third preseason game against the Carolina Panthers.

Congratulations!

Source: “Son born to Moynahan, Brady in L.A.” [Sports Illustrated]

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Tom Brady Wants Time Off When Baby Is Born

Tom Brady is a busy man – he’s dating Gisele Bundchen, has photo shoots all the time, and quarterbacks the New England Patriots. Oh, and he’s having a baby with Bridget Moynahan. And while most dads to be get some kind of paternity leave, it’s a little more difficult when you’re in the NFL. That’s not stopping Tom Brady from asking for some time off when the baby is born.

“I hope so,” Brady, 30, said Monday, noting that he’ll need the approval of coach Bill Belichick in the face of his team’s upcoming busy schedule.

“Bill has a lot to say,” Brady acknowledged, according to the Associated Press, “so we’ll deal with it when it happens.”

It’s not exactly clear when Bridget is due, but rumors were circulating that she was due on Gisele’s birthday. Since Gisele’s birthday is July 20, someone might want to start inducing if those rumors were true.

With the first regular season game slated for September 9 against the New York Jets, Bridget better have that baby pretty soon or fans in Boston, and fantasy owners, could get pretty angry at Brady.

As for asking for personal time off, he said: “Certainly, a lot of people make sacrifices for their family, and I’m dealing with a certain situation, a very joyous, happy situation. And some people have dealt with death in the past and that’s incredibly difficult.”

Chimed in Coach Belichick: “[Personal situations] are all talked about and dealt with on an individual basis. It doesn’t matter who the player is. There are plenty that have come up through the course of the year. I’ll deal with them like I do all of them.”

Source: “Tom Brady Wants Time Off for Baby’s Birth” [People]; Photo: [Sports Illustrated]

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Gisele Bundchen World’s Richest Model

Gisele Bundchen made more money than Tom Brady last year.

Gisele Bundchen tops Forbes.com’s list of the world’s richest models, earning $33 million in the last 12 months. The Brazilian supermodel strutted past the likes of Kate Moss, who came in at No.2, and Heidi Klum, who placed third on the list.

Bundchen, 26, parted ways with Victoria’s Secret in May and will see her lucrative contract with the lingerie brand expire at the end of the year. Still, she boasts “more contracts than any other model on the planet,” Forbes.com said, and has appeared in campaigns for high-end brands including Apple, Dolce & Gabbana and Roberto Cavalli.

Moss, who recently launched a clothing line at British fashion retailer Topshop, ranks second with $9 million. The 33-year-old fashion icon is the new face of fashion label Stella McCartney and Italian sportswear company Belstaff.

Klum, 34, placed third with $8 million. She is a Victoria’s Secret spokesmodel and host of Bravo’s “Project Runway.”

Two more Victoria’s Secret beauties — Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio — rounded out the top five with $6 million each.

They were followed by Carolyn Murphy ($5 million); Natalia Vodianova ($4.5 million); Karolina Kurkova and Daria Werbowy (both $3.5 million); Gemma Ward ($3 million); Liya Kebede ($2.5 million); Hilary Rhoda and Shalom Harlow (both $2 million); and Doutzen Kroes and Jessica Stam (both $1.5 million).

In ranking these catwalkers, Forbes.com said editors also factored in a model’s “relevancy” — determined by recent campaigns, fashion magazine covers and opinions of those in the fashion industry — where necessary. The list was posted Monday on the Web site.

Clearly, I made the wrong decision going to school and learning to do something useful. Being hot and vapid is clearly where the money is.

Source: “Bundchen tops Forbes’ richest model list” (AP/YahooNews)

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The ESPY Categories That Never Were

I enjoyed the ESPY’s last night with LeBron James and Jimmy Kimmel, but Best Week Ever now brings us the awards they didn’t give out, although they should have.

“Best Actor: Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers for his performance in “Fathead Commercial.” (Breaking Fred McGriff’s seven-year run for his performance in the Tom Emanski Defensive Drills commercial)

Best Arrest: Pacman Jones of the Tennessee Titans for “Makin’ it Rain,” narrowly edging out Tank Johnson of the Chicago Bears for “Possesin’ six illegal firearms.”

Best Male Athlete, Dogfighting: Tiger Woods, actually, in a shocking upset.

Best Physique, Photoshopped: Andy Roddick, for his cartoonish Men’s Fitness cover.

Best Bridge Burning: Willis McGahee, for his T.G.I. Friday’s-inspired anti-Buffalo tirade

Best Evidence That The MLB Postseason Is Completely Based On Luck: The St. Louis Cardinals (accepting the award – David Eckstein)

Best Sound Byte: (Ex-)Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green advises the media to crown the Bears’ asses.

Best Female Athlete: Venus Williams, I guess? Did Danica Patrick do something this year? Whoever.

Least Regrettable Personnel Move: The New York Knicks giving Coach/GM Isaiah Thomas a multiyear contract extension.

Best Role Model: Tom Brady, for dumping Bridget Moynehan while she was pregnant with his baby and immediately dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

But I’d like to point to BWE that they actually did award a Best Female Athlete award, and that pitcher from Arizona won. I don’t remember her name.

Source: Best Week Ever

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Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen Have Matching Purses!

Isn’t that just the cutest?

source: popsugar

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