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John Mayer isn’t wasting any time! Apparently, he wants to hook up with Eva Longoria, even though she has only filed for divorce from her husband just a couple of weeks ago!
He’s quick!
After finding out that she’s getting divorced from Tony Parker, John already wants to get together with her. A friend of his said, “John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”
She is single now, but she’s not thinking about any random hookups, especially with this womanizer. A friend of hers said,
“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”
So he sent her flowers in an attempt to woo her? John, the ever-loving romantic. Who knew?
I’m glad she’s smarter than to fall for this creton. She obviously knows better than to date someone like him. Good for her. My opinion of her just went up drastically.
Go knock on someone else’s door, John, there’s nothing for you here!
source: Run Eva, Run: John Mayer Wants Your Number – [pop eater]
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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s marriage may be over, but the tattoos they got for each other remain.
It’s not like we haven’t heard of the tattoo curse before.
Eva has Tony’s jersey number ‘Nine‘ tattooed on the back of her neck. Both of them are inked with the date of their wedding, July 7, 2007, in Roman numerals–on Eva’s inner wrist and around Tony’s ring finger.
According to TMZ, Eva also has Tony’s initials tattooed in a private place — more than likely her crotch area. ha!
They are not the first celebrity couple to get inked for love then split.
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Yesterday it was announced that Eva Longoria filed for divorce from Tony Parker amid rumors that he had cheated on her, now that his affair was with a teammates wife.
RadarOnline report that Tony was having it off with Erin Barry, wife of former San Antonio Spurs player Brent Barry. And get this both couples were friends the whole time, and now both couples are getting divorced because Brent filed for divorce as well!
Bryan Armen, a writer for Sports Illustrated, also claims that sources have told him the affair was indeed with Erin Barry. While a source tells People that the text messages were flirtatious but they never did anything.
What a mess.
source: Tony Parker Cheated On Eva Longoria With Ex-Teammate Brent Barry’s Wife [Radar Online]
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After days of rumors, it’s now confirmed to be true that Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker and it seems that he cheated on her.
She confirmed the news on her Twitter saying, “It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”
Eva filed the papers earlier today and cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason they are splitting but it seems he might have cheated because Eva’s friend, and Extra presenter, Mario Lopez said that she found hundreds of text messages from other women when she was going through his phone.
According to TMZ she is seeking spousal support, she must be really pissed because it’s not as if she needs any money from him given she makes over $100,000 per episode of Desperate Housewives.
Seriously who the hell would cheat on Eva Longoria? What is up with these Hollywood men that cheat all the time? And so another celebrity marriage bites the dust.
source: Eva Longoria Divorce Docs; Seeks Spousal Support [TMZ]
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Eva Longoria Parker has revealed that she is into some kinky sex.
The Desperate Housewives actress has revealed that she likes to be tied up, there is no bondage or anything involved, she says:
“I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves, I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.â€
In other news that nobody cares about, Eva has just signed up to be the spokesperson for Heineken Light beer and will soon star in new commercials.
First in line to tie Eva Longoria Parker up?
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Check out these very hot pictures of Eva Longoria in the June issue of GQ Mexico.
To be honest, I’m usually not all that into Eva but these pictures are just too hot for me to ignore.
There’s nothing really that can be said, I could talk a bunch of boring crap about how she is jet setting around Europe with her husband Tony Parker at the moment, but in all honesty do any of us care? No.
Enjoy the pictures of Eva Longoria.
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Is this really Eva Longoria Parker?
Recently, depending on which tabloid you pick up, the star has either gained seven pounds (gasp!) or is pregnant. Spoiler alert: She’s neither fat nor pregnant.
As it turns out, Longoria Parker is a bit of a paradox. She runs her own production company, is a tireless charity worker and political campaigner and gets all the razor-sharp lines on ABC’s still-popular Sunday night dramedy. Yet this brunette, who once told a reporter she didn’t enjoy sex until she started masturbating, insists she’s just a sweet, old-fashioned housewife who cooks dinner, makes sure her husband’s shirts are ironed and loves to sew.
Ironically, Wisteria Lane is the set once used for the TV show Leave It to Beaver, which ran from 1957 to 1963. Could the ghost of iconic homemaker June Cleaver be haunting this Desperate Housewife?
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OK, exactly how much weight have you gained?
Eva Longoria Parker: [Laughs.] I’m wearing a fat suit! It’s suffocating. [She shows me the extensive padding hidden under her clothes and pulls out huge foam chicken cutlets from her bra.]
But the tabloids all said you got fat! There are “before†and “after†pictures of you looking thin and, uh, thin.
ELP: [Laughs.] I know. Unfortunately, we live our life in public, so any weight gain or pimple is a national story. I don’t get this obsession with weight. It’s not only Hollywood; it’s our society.
But you’re pregnant, right?
ELP: I’ve been pregnant since last spring with triplets. [Laughs.] No, if I were pregnant [when the tabloids said I was], I’d have had the child many times over.
So you’re not pregnant, and you’re definitely not fat—I’m glad we cleared that up. Let’s talk about your Desperate Housewives costars. You can’t have an ensemble of women who aren’t jealous of one another. Be honest: You all hate each other offscreen.
ELP: [Laughs.] No! If this were a show about four men, it wouldn’t even be an issue, but…
People love a catfight.
ELP: Yeah. The women on the show are dear friends of mine. It’s been such a gift for me to be in their presence and learn not only from their acting abilities but from their life experiences.
And you started out this season wearing frumpy housedresses and bad hair. What’s up with that?
ELP: Gabrielle let herself go because she was overwhelmed with her kids and her blind husband, Carlos.
Don’t you think if all husbands were blind, we would all look like crap?
ELP: Exactly! Gabrielle is like, Who cares?
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