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Just like the title says, while out for dinner at Beso restaurant Jessica Simpson forgot to put some underwear on.
Which of course means the paparazzi got down on their hands and knees and went sraight up her dress to take these photographs.
Seriously how the hell did she not know someone was under her dress, or even yet why didn’t her boyfriend Tony Romo kick the living sh*t out of the paparazzi for taking pictures of Jessica Simpson‘s naked ass?
NSFW photos are after the jump!
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We’ve heard that Jessica Simpson has fired her band and is taking a year off of whatever she considers her career to be. Country music “singer”, I guess?
The scoop is that she fired her band last week after suspending her tour in support of her album, “Do You Know”. What this essentially means is that her label doesn’t want her, country music has turned it’s back on her, and she’s got to find something else to be famous for, other than being Tony Romo’s girlfriend.
Even though when he’s tired of her, I’d be happy to take that title. It doesn’t appear that they’re going to part ways anytime soon, with her saying that she’s “lucky in love.”
If it’s left to her father, Joe Simpson, he’ll be pimping her out to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers as a spokesperson, while stuffing a cheeseburger in her face.
What’s a good career for Jessica Simpson to get into?
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Looks like Jessica Simpson needs to nurse Tony Romo back to health!
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback collapsed in the shower following a 44 to 6 defeat against the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday, according to ESPN.com.
Team sources told the sports Web site that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Romo walked out on his own. He still participated in a news conference shortly after, but had to be helped to the podium.
ESPN reports that Romo may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game — the Cowboys’ biggest loss ever — but Romo refused to answer questions about his health.
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Jessica Simpson has once again opened her heart about what else?Tony Romo of course!
On her boyfriend: “Tony is a great quarterback, but he’s a better boyfriend. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest.
On what you need to be if your her boyfriend: “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
On forgetting the lyrics for her song With You: “I’ve been singing that song for about 70 years and I forgot the lyrics. At least you guys knew them.”
source: Jessica Simpson: Proud I Let Tony Romo into My Life [people]
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The catfight between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson continues.
Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie’s ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ â€
In the interview Jessica also says she’s unconcerned by Carrie’s claims of getting calls from Tony, admitting that she checks his phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call.
While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,†a pal of the “Before He Cheats†singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.â€
Now the blondes will take their battle to the country charts, but Carrie is unconcerned. “Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,†says her friend.
source: Carrie Calls Jessica Fat! [ok magazine]
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Jessica Simpson still has a problem, other than her flopping country music career. Her boyfriend Tony Romo is still calling his ex-girlfriend.
Carrie Underwood gave an interview to Allure magazine and said:
“We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. I don’t know. The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”
Awww… poor Jess, nothing seems to go right in her life.
source: Carrie Underwood: Tony Romo Still Calls Me [us weekly]
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