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Links To Hollywood - #140

Can You Spot the Fake Kim Kardashian Butt’s? - City Rag

Jessica Simpson Blocks The Crotch Shot - Ninja Dude

Aubrey O’Day Not As Skankily Clad As Normally - Flisted

Billy Bob Thornton is the New Freddy Krueger - Hot Momma Gossip

Dane Cook Bashes His Own Poster - Bricks and Stones

McCain-Obama Civil Forum from Saddleback - Bumpshack

Elvis Presley and Priscilla Become Barbies - Popbytes

Simon Le Bon Digs for Crabs Like Paris Hilton - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling Is Still ‘Hoping’ To Return to ‘90210’ - Pink is the New Blog

Katie Holmes Designed Her Own Dress - Lainey Gossip

China Sues Sharon Stone for One Billion Dollars - Celebslam

Who Wore it Best - Tyra Banks vs Bindi Irwin - Candy Kirby

Peaches Geldof Got Married for a Visa - Holy Moly

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Ali Lohan’s Boobs - Allie is Wired

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Photo of the Day: When Silicone Becomes Rotten

She belongs to one of Hollywood’s most powerful television dynasties.

But during a trip to shops and a playground with her infant son Liam over the weekend, actress Tori Spelling’s appearance left observers worried for her health.

The 35-year-old displayed a surprisingly thin upper-chest as she and her husband, actor, Dean McDermott played with their one-year-old son in Malibu, California.

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Links To Hollywood - #139

The Best Butts in Olympic Beach Volleyball - City Rag

Phoebe Price is the Biggest Attention Whore Ever - The Bastardly

Paris Hilton Pumps Up The Cleavage - Flisted

Samuel L Jackson Needs to be Protected (STAT) - Mollygood

The Beauty of Isabel Lucas - Bumpshack

Samantha Ronson Wearing Makeup - Dlisted

Beijing Olympics ‘08 Opening Ceremony Photos - Popbytes

Britney Spears Wears a Bra - Celebrity Smack

Sean Penn Jealous of James Franco’s Giant (Fake) Dick - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling Quits ‘90210′ Before Learning Valuable Lesson - Defamer

Sam Lutfi plans Britney Spears tell-all - Celebitchy

Abbie Cornish is a Lohan Looking Slut - Drunken Stepfather

Kate Bosworth Bikini Photos - Celebslam

Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars - Backseat Cuddler

Britney Spears’ Sign Of Affection - Pink is the New Blog

Julia Stiles is an Asshole - Celeb Warship

Breaking: Bono Spotted Without Glasses! - Candy Kirby

Ha! Jessica Simpson performs at the State Fair - Hollywood Rag

George Clooney Sunning His Man Bits - Popsugar

Nicole Kidman & Keith’s Matching Leather Outfits - Lainey Gossip

Imaginary Bitches: Exclusive Brooke Nevin Interview - Allie is Wired

 

Candy Spelling ‘Tell All’ Will Slam Tori Spelling

Candy Spelling has recently stated that she is in the process of writing a “tell all” book — which I’m sure is in retaliation against Tori’s book. So much for making amends.

“It’s true, I am close to signing a deal to write a book. But everyone should hold on. I have lots of stories I’ve never told, and they will all be in my book!”

Candy is mom to reality TV star Tori Spelling and widow of the late mega TV mogul, Aaron Spelling, who created hits such as “Dynasty” and “Beverly Hills 90210.”

As if Mommy needs any more money (Tori was the one who was robbed). For what other reason would she write the book, other than to slam Tori and air new sorted dirty laundry? UGH, Candy is the epitome of Mommy Dearest.

source: Candy Spelling to Write Tell-All! [et online]

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Links To Hollywood - #128

Rihanna Wears a Nipple Ring - Photo

Rihanna Wears a Nipple Ring - Drunken Stepfather

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos - The Bastardly

Sophia Bush is Single - Fatback Media

Kristen Bell’s Sexy Ass In FHM UK - Ninja Dude

Christina DeRosa Candid Interview - Flisted

Amy Winehouse Doctors State the Obvious - Holy Moly

Donald Trump Thinks He’s a Sex God - Celebrity Smack

Jamie Lynn Spears Having Baby Tomorrow - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Heidi Klum’s Weird Tattoo - Celeb Warship

Tom Cruise Replaced in Mission Impossible Franchise - Celebitchy

Pamela Anderson Has a Stalker - The Rad Report

Kirstie Alley Collapses - Popbytes

Ugliest Celebrity Dads - Bumpshack

Madonna’s Daughter Has a Lip Ring - Pink is the New Blog

Jeremy Piven Has a Wig Adjuster - City Rag

Sienna Miller & Russell Crowe in Robin Hood - Hot Momma Gossip

Mickey Rourke Likes Gay Strippers - Yeeeah!

Megan Fox Has a Naked Finger - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling’s Dog Died - Gabby Babble

Cyd Charisse Has Died - Bricks and Stones

Britney Spears Father Sells Her House - Hollywire

Yay Boston Celtics - Pop On The Pop

Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Surface - Allie is Wired

 

Tori Spelling: ‘Do You Think I’m Sexy’?

Tori Spelling:  ‘Do You Think I’m Sexy’ - Photo

If you want my body and you think I’m sexy…
Come on, sugar, let me know

I’m dying here!

Tori Spelling recently posed for photos while shooting her Oxygen reality show with husband Dean McDermott.

quote1.jpgReports US magazine,

“So far I’ve gained 25 pounds and am loving my body!” Spelling, 34, told photo agency Startraks during the March 20 shoot in Beverly Hills.

I’m eating whatever my body tells me it needs and wants. I love my growing belly and the curves I’m taking on.”

Tori please,… put your clothes back on and look away from the camera.

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Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets

Celebrities are truly a funny breed… but not nearly as funny as their Muppet comparisons.

I’m not sure why I am so amused by this, but one of my favorite Muppet creations was the Fraggle Rock Doozers.

Beaker and Carrot Top

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Beaker and Carrot Top - Photo

Miss Piggy and Tori Spelling

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Miss Piggy and Tori Spelling - Photo

Janice and Donatella Versace

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Janice and Donatella Versace - Photo

Grog and Bruce Vilanch

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Grog and Bruce Vilanch - Photo

The Swedish Chef and Dr. Phil

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - The Swedish Chef and Dr. Phil - Photo

Fozzie Bear and Jack Black

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Fozzie Bear and Jack Black - Photo

Rowlf the Dog and Whoopi Goldberg

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Rowlf the Dog and Whoopi Goldberg - Photo

Gonzo and Adrien Brody

Celebrities Who Look Like Muppets - Gonzo and Adrien Brody - Photo

source: Hollywood Muppets [tmz]

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Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces

It’s happened to all of us. You see a chick with long luscious legs. Right above those is a tight, firm rear. Next is their slim waist and chiseled abs. And then comes the breasts. Either large and augmented or natural and perky, it doesn’t matter, they all have them and they are spectacular.

But then she turns around or you get a good look at her face and it makes your stomach turn. Collagen swollen lips, cheeks tucked into foreheads and man-like features are enough to disappoint any man. It’s the butterface.

10. Hilary Swank

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Hilary Swank - Photo

She was in Boys Don’t Cry where she won an Oscar for playing a man in a movie. That pretty much assures that you won’t be on Victoria’s Secret short list for their next Angel. But when you sculpt your body into a machine with chiseled abs, tight ass, and toned everything, men will take notice. Too bad getting your next Oscar makes you perfect as a look-alike for a butch chick boxer.

9. April Scott

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - April Scott - Photo

Nothing can compare to April’s long legs, a spectacular ass and great tits in a g-string and push-up bra. Too bad the compliments end there. She’s yet another “model” who’s posed in too many face flattering over-the-shoulder shots. Her claims to fame are b-listed to no end. Only thumb-nailed shots trick you into thinking she’s actually hot.

8. Haylie Duff

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Haylie Duff - Photo

The gene pool in this family got a little shallow after younger sister Hilary graced us with her presence. Poor, poor Haylie got the short end of the stick when it came to the neck-up department, and is doomed to forever be Hillary’s older, uglier sister. But with her smoking body she’s assured a pity lay by some B-actor and continued “fame.”

7. Christina Ricci

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Christina Ricci - Photo

When your first major role is on the Addams Family as Wednesday, you know you’re going to make this list. Peel the Goth gear away though and she’ll make any man howl. She showed what she had in Prozac Nation and her all-natural body isn’t as scary as her face. There’s no wonder why Samuel Jackson would slap a leash on her and keep her as a pet. Now that’s what I call reparations.

6. Lisa Rinna

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Lisa Rinna - Photo

This Former Days of Our Lives cast member and more recently “contestant” on Dancing with the Stars certainly has a body that won’t quit. And for being 43 and popping out two kids, her body is one of the best in the business. Too bad she couldn’t resist buying some DSLs that make her face look utterly busted and ridiculous.

5. Rebecca Loos

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Rebecca Loos - Photo

Rebecca is more proof guys think with their other, smaller head. As personal assistant to billionaire David Beckham, it’s clear what two credentials got her hired. That, and the fact that she’s openly bisexual. Taking that into consideration it’s easy to forgive Beckham for not looking directly at her face when he hired her.

4. Tori Spelling

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Tori Spelling - Photo

With a face like hers only two things could get her a big break on a show filled with beautiful people: her smoking body and her last name. But there she is, cast as the ugly best friend the other hot chicks in Beverly Hills confide in. Only a paper bag makes her bangable - that and the piles of money daddy gave her.

3. Vida Guerra

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Vida Guerra - Photo

With a body (and ass) like hers it’s easy to forget what Vida actually looks like. But inevitably, one’s eyes wander above the torso and neck area and after that it’s game over. Once again, cunning photographers put her best asset forward while keeping her looking over her shoulder in that all too familiar busted-face pose. She better watch out, the guy with the ugly stick is still right behind her.

2. Carmit

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Carmit - Photo

The only Pussycat Doll that could make you say me-ewww once you got a good look at her. It’s a good thing they keep her at or near the back of the pack. Even her magazine “glamour” shots conveniently place her in the busted-face over-the-shoulder-ass-protruding pose. She is living proof that sometimes talent and a smoking body alone can make you a sex symbol.

1. Fergie

Top 10 Celebrity Hot Bodies - Butterfaces - Fergie - Photo

Fergie started as the hot chick in the Black Eyed Peas and was the only reason to sit through one of their music videos. Her dancer inspired body is one of the hardest and hottest in the music and entertainment industry. Now her solo career has thrust her into the limelight and it’s way too bright. Besides her gnarly man-hands, the good doctor got a tad ambitious with all the nips, tucks and peels, making her look downright scary.

source: Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces [double viking]

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Links To Hollywood - #78

Celebrity Nipple Slips and the Flash Effect - PIC

Celebrity Nipple Slips and the Flash Effect - City Rag

Kim Kardashian is REAL Proud of Her Playboy Issue - Ninja Dude

Paris Hilton Pictures Used to Cure Rats - Dlisted

Tori Spelling’s Kid Calls Another Woman ‘Mommy’ - Celebrity Smack

Tom Cruise Paid Katie $600 Million to be His Wife - Popbytes

Venus Looks to be Gender Neutral - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Hilary Duff Gives a Lap Dance - Celeb News Wire

Rebecca De Mornay Gets a DUI - Flisted

Lindsay Lohan’s Knee’s are Sexy - Popoholic

Julia Roberts Wants to Give Britney a Hug - A Socialites Life

Angelina Jolie’s Brother Says, She’s Ready for Another - Hollywood Rag

Ever Wonder What Tom Cruise Looks Like with a Perm? - Just Jared

How About a $3,000 Bathtub? - Pop On The Pop

Visit the Paramount Picket Line - Defamer

Better Homes & Gardens Wins Award, Then Folds - Jezebel

Inhale Fermented Raw Sewage, Get High - Gawker

Fergie Models The New Armani Brownbag in Tokyo - The Bastardly

Megan Fox Has ‘Pokies’ - Jordan is Your Homeboy

CMA Awards Arrival Pictures & Winners List - Allie is Wired

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Tor Spelling’s ‘Chateau La Rue’ is in Danger Girl!

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s Fallbrook bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, has been evacuated due to threats from the California wildfires!

Tor Spelling’s ‘Chateau La Rue’ is in Danger - PIC

Tori told People Magazine,

quote3.jpg“We got a call that our Temecula [wine country] B&B was being evacuated.

We had a lot on our minds tonight. We have friends who are watching [the situation].”

Poor Tori… she just doesn’t get a break, does she?

What other’s said:

  • Best Week Ever says, “There are two problems here: 1. One less crappy reality show for me to Tivo and watch drunk at 4 in the morning; and 2. It will now be nearly impossible for me to treat Tori Spelling like sh*t as she’s forced to make my bed and serve me breakfast. Damn you wildfires! Damn you to hell!”
  • Dlisted says, “Save Chateau La Rue! Tori get your fug face over there STAT! One look at that mug and the fires will skedaddle their hot asses out of that joint. Save Chateau La Rue!!!”

source: Tori and Dean: Inn Fire Danger! [tmz]

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