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Have you ever wanted to play with Angelina Jolie? Well now is your chance, kind of.
A portrait artist and doll painter named Noel Cruz has created dolls of the actress, one of which sold for $3,350.00 on ebay.
Can you tell the difference between these two?
He has also made Daniel Craig, Annie Lennox, Tobey Maguire, Celine Dion, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and some more which can be seen at his website.
The resemblance is pretty scary. I especially like the “near” crotch shot one below.
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source: For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything [dlisted]
Days after Ashley Dupre, the Eliot Spitzer call girl, dropped her $10 million dollar law suit against Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis a new sex tape emerges.
In response to questions on why she abruptly dropped her multi-million dollar suit which claimed GGW “induced her into exposing her breasts while being filmed” when she was only 17, her lawyer released this statement:
“Ms. Dupre wants to eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive. She has prospects for many exciting new projects and is looking forward to starting a new chapter.”
Well it looks like that new chapter is going to involve a barrage of explicit videos starting with this newly released sex tape.
In the new footage being peddled at TrashleyDupre.com, a women who the site claims is Ashley Dupre can be heard moaning while masturbating with an electric pink dildo. The site alleges the footage was taken from a web cam video that was sent to Elliot himself.
Pure NSFW nastiness after the jump!
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test linked with Finally, Eliot Spitzer’s hoo-er has a sex tape
A new biography of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner reveals that the soft porn magnate nearly died in 1977 choking on a sex toy.
“Hefner divulges he almost died doing what he loves best while he was dating ‘Playboy’ Playmate Sondra Theodore,” said a publishing source familiar with the book.
The incident happened when Hef and Sondra, the July 1977 Playmate, were in bed making love with a small sex toy. Somehow, the toy became lodged in Hef’s throat, said the source.
Somehow?
Source: Hugh Hefner almost died after a sex toy got lodged in his throat [Celebitchy] via WeSmirch
Hugh Hefner almost died after a sex toy got lodged in his throat (Cele|bitchy)
Illinois senator and presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been transformed into a muscle-bound toy action figure by an American firm Herobuilders.
The company says its “Beach Blanket Obama” doll - on sale now for $21.95 USD - was inspired by paparazzi-style photos of the 46-year-old politician running on the beach in Hawaii earlier this year.
I’d say they captured his likeness dead on, eh?
Order yours today!
source: [action figure]
20-year-old Brooke Hogan does not approve of her mother’s relationship with a 19 year old, in fact she’s “totally freaked out” over it.
Brooke recently told E News,
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
Brooke also said that Linda’s new boyfriend is Charley Hill (19), one of Nick Hogan’s classmates. She went on to say,
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”
That’s actually pretty damn creepy — dating someone that is the same age as your children. Hulk Hogan isn’t doing much better, with his Brooke Hogan look-alike girlfriend.
Maybe all the peroxide has fried these people’s brains?
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Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at an estate garage sale over the weekend.
The former ‘Baywatch’ star hosted an estate sale to clear her rented Malibu home of unwanted items, which also included broken light bulbs, a hot pink butt blaster exercise machine and various children’s toys.
 Fans of Pam waited for hours to enter the public parking lot where the sale took place in a bid to catch a glimpse of their idol.
One buyer admitted: “I just wanted to see how rich people live.”
Pamela also sold a new golf cart, several chocolate fondue fountains and a flat screen TV. All proceeds from the event were donated to animal rights group PETA.
The sale was being filmed for the actress’ new reality TV show, which is set to premiere on TV network E! this summer.
Used underwear?
Would you ever buy underwear [not new and in original package] at a garage sale? OMG Pamela is just so damn trashy at times, I love it. At least she didn’t try to sell them on eBay.
source: Pamela Anderson Sold Her Undies at a Garage Sale [hollywood rag]
After cops found Richard Quest wandering around with meth, sex toys and a rope tied from his neck to his balls, a stint in rehab is like a trip to Wal-Mart for some tube socks to wean himself from ropes. But, Quest is going into rehab in effort to kick the crazy anyway.
CNN is one smart network and is currently mum on any official word of return. Instead they issued this statement that suggests his kinky ass is still welcome:
“At this time, CNN’s primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International.”
In a bargain deal to kick himself out of the clink, he agreed to drug counseling for a period of 6 months. The openly gay and British CNN reporter is a favorite target of Jon Stewart and is even used as a target to torture Stewart’s sidekick.
Yup, that should do it. I am sure 6 months of discussing feelings and detox will kick his meth habit and genital hogtying. He and Pat O’Brien should hook up for some weird circus side show sex.
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Source: CNN presenter goes into rehab [Gaurdian UK]
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After the blow up doll that was created in Sarah Jessica Parker’s likeness surfaced, legal questions followed. Pipedream Products cranked out a sex doll that has HBO’s Sex and the City themed packaging. An attorney who can’t appreciate good puns and sex toys suggested the network take legal action.
 “I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of trademark infringement,” Brokate told the Post.
The courts don’t look kindly on this type of thing, which demeans the show and tarnishes the star’s image.”
Booo. What a spoil sport. Even though SJP and I are BFF in the land of Cara, I can’t imagine there is much demand for a Carrie Bradshaw blow up doll. I guess the Samantha version comes with a Shanghai surprise and crabs. It must be one of those signs when you know you have made it in life.
Parker joins the league of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria and Christina Aguilera sex dolls. I wonder if there is a congratulatory Hallmark card for the occasion.
Source: Sarah Jessica Parker Blow Up Doll [Radar]
The medical examiner tells the AP that the autopsy for Heath Ledger is inconclusive.
The actor died yesterday in New York City and a spokesperson for the medical examiner says it will now take up to 10 days to complete the investigation.
Meanwhile, endless fans have left flowers and candles outside the apartment building in Manhattan’s SoHo where his body was found.
Michelle Williams, mother of his 2-year-old baby daughter Matilda, is said to be “devastated.” Heath’s former wife, who was shooting a movie in Sweden, was informed of his death late Tuesday night and left for NYC early Wednesday morning.
Heath Ledgers family faces the press:
source: Medical Examiner: Ledger Autopsy Inconclusive [tmz]
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