Links To Hollywood - #132

Kate Hudson Naked, Nude & Tattooed - City Rag

Ashley Tisdale & Jared Murillo Are Jaywalking - The Bastardly

Pamela Anderson Uses Nipples to Save Chickens - Flisted

Madonna’s Brother Says She’s Conceited - Celebrity Smack

Lauren Conrad’s Boobs are Drunk - Drunken Stepfather

Apple & Moses, Meet Your Brother Chewbacca - Celeb News Wire

Jared Leto is a Humanitarian - Pink is the New Blog

Nike Finally Obliges with Marty ‘Air McFly’ Shoe - Bumpshack

Ethan Hawke Marries His Pregnant Former Nanny - Bricks and Stones

Mary Kate Olsen Returning to Rehab - Anything Hollywood

Amy Winehouse’s Neighbors Don’t Like Her - Gabby Babble

Jessica Biel Harper’s Bazaar August 2008 - Daily Stab

Meet Dave World Premiere - Hollywire

Even Beyonce’s Wax Figure Shows Armpits - Popbytes

Uma Thurman Wedding Arpad ‘Arki’ Busson

Uma Thurman is engaged to her Swiss multimillionaire boyfriend, Arpad “Arki” Busson, her rep confirms.

Uma’s rep Stephen Huvane said on Friday,

“I can confirm she is engaged.”

In return for saying yes, the actress received some serious sparkle: an 8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones.

People magazine reports,

“It’s the most beautiful piece I’ve ever seen,” says a close source of the diamond ring. “Arki did a wonderful job.”

The pair began dating last summer after attending a private dinner together in Milan. Since then, their relationship quickly heated up despite the fact that the couple lived on different continents (she is based in New York, he in London).

It would be the third marriage for Thurman, who has a son and daughter with ex Ethan Hawke, whom she divorced in 2003. Her marriage to Gary Oldman ended in 1992. Busson has two sons with former supermodel Elle Macpherson, from whom he split in 2005.

No wedding date has been set, says the source.

I couldn’t be happier for Uma, for some reason I really like her. I think she got a raw deal with Ethan, so it’s good to see her find happiness.

Uma Thurman Likes Ear Wax

Uma Thurman was spotted digging in her ear, taking a whiff of her findings, and then eating it. I can’t believe I just typed that.

I’m baffled.

source: Uma, Dos, Tres! [tmz]

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Uma Thurman’s Nipple-icious See Thru Disaster

Uma Thurman recently wore a black dress that, when exposed to flash photography, showed off her boobage.

Uma Thurman stopped by the “Late Show with Dave Letterman” Wednesday when talk turned to her nipple. As Dave showed pictures of Uma’s past and she told about them (like a photo of her at the Nobel ceremony), Uma let out a yelp when a photo from last October’s Fashion Rocks event in London came out. Uma’s black dress had gone sheer, leaving her right breast clearly visible. She told Dave how it happened, blaming her lack of a “flash test” on the gaffe, and referred to the outfit as a “nipple-icious disaster,” saying, “it was humiliating.”

Hardly a disaster, Uma! We at Gone Hollywood would like to encourage more of this!

She’s also in good company. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra, committed the same fashion faux pas a few years back. We think Uma pulls it off a little better but, hey, if you’ve got the body for it, we endorse this look!

Sources: “Uma Thurman’s Naked Nightmare: Tells Letterman Of ‘Nipplicious Disaster’” [Huffington Post] and “Alexandra Kerry Overexposed” [Outside the Beltway]

Click “more” to see Uma Thurman’s nipples in all their sheer glory.

Links To Hollywood - #118

Sophie Monk Has a Dumpy Ass - Drunken Stepfather [i love u jesus martinez]

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Possibly Fake Ass Cheeks - Bastardly

Jodie Marsh Looks TOTALLY Different - Dlisted

Celebrity Plastic Surgery - City Rag

Mila Kunis Exposes Some Skin For Complex - Ninja Dude

Jennifer Aniston Installs $300,000 Nursery - Pop On The Pop

Uma Thurman Was an Ugly Kid - Celebrity Smack

Nicole Kidman Pregnant with First 4oz Baby - Celeb News Wire

Did Wesley Snipes File His Taxes Today? - Gawker

Cynthia Nixon Talks About Breast Cancer - Defamer

Heidiwood Debuts - Fatback Media

Gillian Anderson is Still Smokin’ Hot Y’all - Flisted

Bjork Perhaps the Strangest Person Ever - Popbytes

D.C. Madam Deborah Jean Palfrey Found Guilty - Bumpshack

John Mayer Got a New Tattoo - Popsugar

Angelina Jolie Gives Kids Ice Cream for Breakfast - Hollywood Rag

Jessica Alba is into VooDoo - Celeb Warship

Pamela Bach’s Boyfriend Works for TMZ, also Pregnant - Evil Beet

Prince William Bares His Ass - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Mother Allows 12 y/o Daughter to Have Breast Implants - Hot Momma Gossip

Win a Hilary McRae Autographed CD - Allie is Wired

Keith Richards, the New Face for Louis Vuitton

Let’s read that again, shall we?

Rolling Stones guitarist and rock n’ roll bad boy Keith Richards has become the new public face of Louis Vuitton.

Alrighty then.

Rolling Stones guitarist and rock-and-roll bad boy Keith Richards is to become the new public face of Louis Vuitton, the French luxury fashion house said on Tuesday.

For his first ever ad campaign, the 64-year-old Richards — who has a rocky history of drug use — is seen cradling his guitar on a hotel-room bed, the lights part obscured by skull-print black drapes.

“Some journeys cannot be put into words. New York. 3 am. Blues in C,” runs the slogal of the ad, shot by US photographer Annie Leibovitz and due to appear in the magazine press next month.

Richards plans to donate the fee for the ad to the Climate Project, launched by Nobel-winning former US vice-president Al Gore and backed by Louis Vuitton.

Famous faces stars to have represented Vuitton in the past include former Russian leader Mikhail Gorbachev, French screen icon Catherine Deneuve, and US actresses Scarlett Johansson and Uma Thurman.

Style and class meets snorting blow off a hooker’s ass… nice. Only one thing comes to mind though….

source: Stones guitarist is new frontman for Louis Vuitton [yahoo news]

Nicole Kidman Goes Sheer

Here’s Nicole Kidman with hubby Keith Urban on the red carpet, and it appears that Nicole’s stylist forgot to tell her that her dress is a bit see through. Although this isn’t nearly as fun as Uma Thurman’s recent slip-up, it’s still pretty good. More slightly revealing pics after the jump …

Possibly NSFW …

Uma Thurman Likes Sheer

Here’s Uma Thurman at Fashion Rocks in London, and apparently no one told her that you could see right through that dress. That nude-colored slip is doing nothing for her cause.

I like what she’s going for here. Sometimes it’s better to leave nothing to the imagination. Like when you’re as gorgeous as Uma Thurman.

NSFW version after the jump …

Uma Thurman Engaged?

Although they’ve only been dating for a few months, it’s being reported that Uma Thurman, 37, is engaged to her Swiss millionaire boyfriend, Arpad Busson, 44. Uma is said to be “shocked and delighted”.

According to a source,

“They have only been together a few months, but Arpad was determined to snap Uma up as quickly as possible. They make a great couple and are totally smitten with each other.”

Uma and Arpad met in July in Milan during a dinner hosted by Gianni Versace and Tony Blair. Arpad is an investment banker who earned his fortune by starting his own hedge fund business in 1992. He is a father of two children born to Elle Macpherson.

Wikipedia notes that Macpherson said Busson would not marry a divorced woman despite having two children with her, as he is a devout Catholic. So either he has changed his mind or it’s simply not true.

Uma divorced her first husband and the father of her two children, Ethan Hawke, in 2004 after rumors of his infidelity with a young Canadian model.

Source: “Uma Thurman might be engaged” [celebitchy]

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