Ryan Simkin, a former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman, wrote a tell-all book, and GGW founder Joe Francis has sued to stop its release.
In the court proceedings, an interesting passage from the book surfaced alleging that Paris Hilton smuggled drugs in a Camel cigarette box hidden in a private place, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Simkin writes that Francis once ordered him to deliver a box of cocaine and ecstasy to Hilton before a trip to Europe:
“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”
Gawker has an extended excerpt. (The upshot: “I spoke to Joe a couple weeks later. He thanked me again for the favor and said it all arrived safe.”)
Hilton is scheduled for arraignment on October 27 on a felony cocaine possession charge. She was arrested late last month when cocaine fell out of her purse on the Vegas strip; she claimed it was not hers.
On Tuesday night she tweeted a photo of herself braless at a horse ranch.
Say hello to Paradise016. She lives in the U.K., and she is “Queen of the Lesbians.”
This SFW video is a must-see, but be forewarned it does include the word “vagina.” Apparently, this little ditty is a response to another song called “Show Me Your Genitals.”
Yes, this is the internet in 2010. Stay classy, web. Want the lyrics to “Queen of the Lesbians” so you can sing along at home?
“Girls come and see my vagina, oh, oh, oh
Girls come and see my vagina, eh, eh, eh
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my vagina, oh oh, oh
Chorus:
I am queen of the lesbians
Queen of the lesi-, lesbians
Lesbian, lesbians
I am queen of the lesbians”
Kathy Griffin wants to do for pap smears what Katie Couric has done for colonoscopies.
Griffin plans to get a pap smear while being filmed for her show “My Life on the D-List,” but will spice it up by forgoing the hospital for a poolside procedure.
She will also decorate her vagina, a la Jennifer Love Hewitt, with a bedazzler, so she’ll be vagazzled.
You can’t make this stuff up!
She’s also invited the press to come watch — From the press release:
On Friday, April 16th, she will receive this important test in hopes that every woman will see how easy it is to get this done. She will receive this test poolside at the Palomar Hotel, located at 10740 Wilshire Blvd. in Westwood by a veteran medical physician at 12pm.
This is will be taped for her hit reality show “My life on the D- List.” Kathy feels that this cause is so important that she has bedazzled her “va-jay-jay,” so it can be as ‘va-beautiful’ as it ‘va-can.’
I always make fun of America’s Next Top Model, but truth be told I actually secretly love to watch it whenever I catch it on TV. I remember Lauren Utter from whatever season she was on and I remember thinking she was incredibly annoying.
Lauren has decided to drop all of her clothes and pose completely nude as part of The Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere exhibition, which was shot by New York-based photographer Ryan McGinley.
There’s not really much to be said but the image is more of an artsy shot than a sexy photo but I know how much everybody likes when celebrities, in this case a semi-celebrity I guess, drop all of their clothes. So here is Lauren Utter in all of her glory.
Do you remember Caitlin Upton, better known as Miss South Carolina 2007?
Well she has done a hilarious segment for Jimmy Kimmel Live on where babies come from. In part of the video she interviews Octo-Mom, watch it and laugh.
You may know Sasha Grey because she is mostly known for having sex, yes she is a pornstar, and she is after doing a spread for Playboy Magazine.
As well as the photoshoot she also gave an interview with the magazine, here some quotes:
How does a Playboy shoot compare to a porn shoot?: “With Playboy you get better hair and makeup. It was a nice change to be using people from the fashion world for that. But really in terms of photography and video, I think the adult industry is further behind than it ever has been. Stylistically we’re in a real rut. We still paint girl’s faces with too much blush and too much foundation and tease their hair and everybody has to overexpose every photo they take and it all looks the same. You could take pictures of me and replace my head with another girl’s and people would never know. There’s a lack of creativity and personal touch. And nobody wants to challenge that idea.”
Is the rut due to uncreative producers or uncreative consumers?: “I don’t think people always know what they want until it’s given to them. I just create stuff that I would want to see. And I’m trying to get to a point where the only person I’m working for is myself. That’s why I started my own company. We’ve finished several movies now. The fifth is my favorite. It’s called Cold, Black Water and comes out in November.”
Do you consider yourself a feminist?: “Yes and no. I feel like the term “feminist†has become so watered down that it’s almost become meaningless.”
You seem like a different kind of porn star than people are used to.: “I’d like to believe that I evoke a different idea of what an adult star is supposed to be. I think society is often uneasy with young women who present both their sexuality and intellect. In one respect I am happy to have the ability to shine a positive light on our sexual freedom, but most female celebrities who are considered sex symbols aren’t thought of as strong individuals intellectually. Men like Matt Damon and George Clooney are thought of as both. I would like to see that shift.”
Ya know, most pornstars are pretty stupid, she seems to have a bit of intelligence to her and she is hot. So, Sasha Grey is a win for me.
Yes you read correctly there is a book that centers around Avril Lavigne‘s vagina, okay the whole book isn’t about that but it plays a major part in the plot.
The Death of Bunny Munro, by Nick Cave, is described as a sad, scuzzily hysterical tale of the titular door-to-door salesman, obsessed with sex, sex and more sex.
Sounds like my type of book until you add the factor that the sex is Avril Lavigne’s vagina. The book also centers around Bunny Munro, the main character, after his wife commits suicide and his nine-year-old son, Bunny Junior.
Speaking about using Avril’s vagina Nick Cove said, “I wanted to talk to her about it, actually, at the Mojo Awards we got album of the year and they wanted to know who we wanted to present the award. I said Avril Lavigne and they said that she wasn’t a ‘Mojo type of act’, so we got Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull instead. But I would have raised the subject then. I hope she takes it with a sense of humour, but I do appreciate that it is kind of dark. I actually do like Avril Lavigne very much and I don’t want to disrespect her.”
I love vagina and everything but I really don’t need to be thinking about Avril’s coochy in that kind of way. I guess I should be thankful that this is as much of a sex scandal we will get from her.
I wonder what Avril Lavinge would think about this, to me she seems a moody little thing and wouldn’t find this funny. Oh well.
source: The Death of Bunny Munro by Nick Cave [Guardian]
