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Dear Uncle Fester, Please Take This Breath Mint, Love Tila - The Superficial
Guess Who’s Showing Their Butt? - City Rag
Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Divorcing? - Holy Moly
Nicole Scherzinger Does WrestleMania - F-Listed
Amy Winehouse Is Back In St. Lucia Half Naked - Popbytes
Jeremy Piven Is Into Underaged Girls? - Celebrity Smack
Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty - ICYDK
Farrah Fawcett’s Cracky Son Arrested Again - Celeb Warship
Demi Moore + Twitter = Saves Lives - Fatback Media
Jessica Biel Is Nude In “Powder Blue” - Celeb News Wire
Robert Downey Jr Gets A Lift - Pacific Coast News
Hugh Hefner Had A Family Reunion - Websters Is My Bitch
VH1’s “All Stars” All Suck! - The Dirty
Kathy Griffin & Aubry O’Day Touch Tongues - Allie Is Wired
Noting the love that our late Mr. Boston of VH1’s “I Love Money” fame is getting, I wanted to share Mr. Boston’s guide to anal sex.
In a statement, Mr. Boston explained what happened behind the scenes of the VH1 show,
Twelve pack made a mistake of getting rid of me cause he should have realized Destiney had too many enemies on the show who would want her gone in future episodes, thus what’s the point of keeping her around if so many other people will eliminate her the first chance they get?
On the other hand, most of the other contestants did not want me to go home this episode, so I therefore would have gone out of my way to help 12 Pack out in the future.
My point is if Destiny and I both stayed around after this episode, I truly believe I would have had a better chance to stick around for longer than her and I would have helped 12 Pack and he should have realized this rather than keeping someone whom will help him in the future but everyone else will want to get rid of as soon as possible.
Also, the rest of his team hates him now for not listening to them and getting rid of Destiney, so that may not help him out in the future either.
If he truly had his heart set on keeping Destiney, then he should have gotten rid of Brandi because it seems unlikely that she would helped him out in the future because she and 12 Pack were not friends and had no alliance going.
I believe you want to keep people around whom you trust but also people who don’t have a lot of enemies in the house. Destiney did have a lot of enemies in the house, but 12 Pack was too stupid to realize that. I have not spoken to 12 Pack since the show and don’t plan on it either.
I also didn’t even watch this episode nor do I plan on watching the rest of the season.
Unfortunately, unless VH1 stops being cheap with the people who make them rich, I will not go on I Love Money Season 2 under any circumstances. So unless they pay us better or I get my own show, this is the last you’ll see of Mr. Boston on reality TV. But that doesn’t mean I’m gone forever! I plan on starting a controversial, yet hillarious website in the near future that will undoubtedly become very popular and will allow me to stay in touch with my fans. It’s a new concept that I thought of a few months ago and I can’t wait to get the site launched. I can’t tell you what it is yet, but as soon as it’s up, I will be promoting it to you guys, and I’m sure everyone will find it quite amusing. So Mr. Boston will be around, just probably not on reality TV anymore. I’ll be more of an Internet type sensation from now on. Until then, I hope I’ve given you all some memories!
Mr. Boston
Brooke Hogan from “Brooke Knows Best” was duped into being videotaped by her roommate Glen, while she is showering… and yes, naked.
The 3 minute video entitled “Brooke After Dark” was posted on VH1’s Official website.
In it you’ll notice that some of the footage had to be edited out because Glen “accidentally” caught Brooke’s boisterous body on film and I think I also saw a censored nipple some where around the -01:23 mark.
Welcome to the internet!
source: [celebri-net]
Some people will do anything for some press and a couple of free bags of Skittles.

In effort to further her “career” Brooke Hogan gets damn near naked to shill her “talents” at Mansion nightclub. The stripped down Hogan bounced around the stage in her best tranny hooker from space outfit for her premiere of “Brooke Knows Best” for VH1.

The theme was a burlesque show that featured the all girl “Pussycat Dolls” wannabes, “The Knockouts.” To further the vomit factor daddy Hulk Hogan was there with his new chippy, Jennifer McDaniel.
”Jennifer is a spitting image of Brooke and was constantly being confused with Hulk’s daughter as she made out with him all night.”
I too just threw up a little. No one wants to see the Hulk prancing around with his girlfriend at some club like some sprite on steroids. My condolences go out to the family and friends that witnessed this horrific act.
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Source: Brooke is a Dirrty Girl [The Sun]
On the new season of Brooke Knows Best which debuts on VH1 next week, Brooke Hogan moves in with a gay choreographer named Glenn in South Beach.
Of course he’s immediately grilled by dad Hulk Hogan:
HULK: “You’re gay, which is cool. On the big big gay scale on a 1 to 10, the ten being the gayest, I mean, where are you at?”
GLENN: “I wouldn’t say I’m the gayest, but I’d say I’m a 10 gay.”
Glenn has choreographed for Michael Jackson, Liza Minnelli and N’Sync. I’d say she’s safe.
Hayden Panettiere Got a Haircut - Looks Crappy - Ninja Dude
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Can’t Contain Breasts - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey Looks Tired & Crappy in Bikini - Drunken Stepfather
Celebrity Rehab Begins Second Season - Celebrity Smack
Fergie Wants to Spend TONS on Wedding - Bricks and Stones
Ashley Dupre’s Mom is Hotter - Fatback Media

Donald Trump’s Hair Explained - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Ryan Reynolds Fueled Alanis Morissette Album - Bumpshack
Some of the Cutest Dogs Ever - Popbytes
Cat vs. Plastic Cake Box - City Rag
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Shows No Signs of Slowing Down - Flisted
Gawker Staff is Sweaty - Gawker
Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry - Dlisted
Baby Born with Penis on His Back - Pop On The Pop
Helena Christensen Sunbathes Topless - Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller Wears Heath Ledger’s Jammies - Celeb Warship
Ashanti’s Bloody Video Sparks a Protest - Evil Beet Gossip
Kate Hudson Has an Enormous Rack - Hollywood Tuna
Hillary Clinton Gets a Free Supply of Vodka - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Urges Closeted by Dina - Allie is Wired
Aaron Carter is allegedly the latest star planning to check into the next edition of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab.”
Carter is said to be joining former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss and rocker Sebastian Bach, the former front-man for the ’80s heavy metal band, Skid Row.
Carter was busted last February during a traffic stop in Texas when cops found two ounces of pot in the car he was driving.
Former NBAer Dennis Rodman has also been approached about appearing on the show, but has yet to commit, according to production sources.
VH1 officials declined to confirm casting on the show, which is slated to begin filming in early June.
On the show, celebrities check into a Pasadena drug and alcohol rehab center where Dr. Drew Pinsky (”Loveline”) tries to help them tame their substance abuse problems.
Last season offered a warts-and-all look at several troubled stars, including Brigitte Nielsen, Daniel Baldwin and even filmed “Taxi” star Jeff Conaway suffering through detox.
source: CARTER MAY BE GOING TO ‘REHAB’ [ny post]
Here’s the Top 10 Hollywood Heir Heads.
How often do a brother and a sister make the top 10 of the same list?
10. Ally Hilfiger - Before “Laguna Beach,” in 2003 “Rich Girls” ruled the MTV privileged kid reality slot. Ally and her then friend, Jaime Gleicher, had every aspect of their Manhattan lives featured. During its only season, the daughter of famed designer Tommy claimed her father invented Cargo pants. Since the show wrapped, she’s visited rehab, but also recently had an art exhibit at the Chelsea Art Museum.
9. Stavros Niarchos III - The grandson of shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos, who was a rival of Aristotle Onassis, is best known for dating Paris Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen (also both further down this list) and Lindsay Lohan. But he’s made the news on his own merit too — he once paid a homeless man to pour a drink over his head (just for fun).
8. Fabian Basabe - Son of an Ecuadorian businessman, in 2005 he married Martina Borgomanero, heir to La Perla lingerie. During his time in the limelight as being famous for doing nothing (he appeared in E!’s 2005 “Filthy Rich: Cattle Ranch”), he’s had a knack for making the gossip sites for negative news. He sued trendy NYC nightspot Bungalow 8 for not letting him in, called the doorman of a Hamptons hot spot the N word and has received a DUI. Never shy, he recently accused Tyra Banks of having an unfortunate accident in her pants on his blog.
7. Barron Hilton - The younger brother of Paris and Nicky recently initiated himself as the newest member of the celebutante lot by getting arrested for DUI. Is it cynical to ask if this was his ‘first’ DUI? Unlike role model sis, Paris, parents Rick and Kathy didn’t pay his bail.
6. The Olsen Twins - The super rich sisters are heirs to their own fortune. They make our list because even though they’ve made their money by actually working, they had to wait until their 18th birthday to collect it. Fixtures in the club scene, these fashionistas now rub elbows with society’s elite. Mary-Kate might be considered the breakout star partly because of her role on the critically acclaimed Showtime series, ‘Weeds.’ But, more likely, it’s because she’s allegedly been hospitalized for anorexia and reportedly was having a relationship with Heath Ledger during the time of his death.
5. Cisco Adler - Son of the son of music producer and director Lou Adler, Cisco is the front man for his own band, Whitestar. Famous for dating Hollywood starlets like Lauren Conrad and Mischa Barton, he’s most famous for a nude photo that circled the Internet in 2006 in which his nether regions seem stretched (Note: not the region that would be flattering). His band starred in 2007’s VH1 Reality show, ‘The Rock Life.’
4. Kim Kardashian - This curvy daughter of the late O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian and current wife of Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, currently stars in E!’s “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Following the footsteps of heiresses before her, she gained notoriety for a sex tape scandal with R&B singer Ray J (Brandy’s brother). She has recently been accused of stealing her co-star’s mother’s credit cards to purchase clothes, when she was working as Brandy’s stylist.
3. Brandon Davis - Born Brandon Zarif, Brandon is a grandson of oil magnate Marvin Davis. He’s been to rehab twice, but if there is truth to famous photos, he should be there more often. He famously went on a caught-on-tape rant with famous fellow socialite friend, Paris Hilton, where he continuously called Lindsay Lohan ‘Fire C#$%*’ in 2006.
2. Nicole Richie - Lionel’s daughter’s first arrest was in 2003 for heroin possession. Later that year, “The Simple Life” debuted on Fox and the reality show co-star “frienemy” Paris Hilton gained instant notoriety. In 2006, the nickname “Wrong Way Richie” emerged after the star was pulled over driving the wrong direction on the 134 freeway in Los Angeles. She served about 82 minutes of jail time for the crime. However, recently she’s cleaned up her act — she has since had a baby and started a charity with her boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden.
1. Paris Hilton - If you look up the word ‘celebutante’ in the dictionary, her name is likely listed. This uber-famous ’singer,’ ‘actress,’ ‘model’ and ‘writer’ is an heiress to the Hilton Hotels franchise. Already famous in society pages, Hilton skyrocketed to super stardom when a sex tape with Rick Salomon went public. This former LA County Jail resident (she spent 22 days there in June 2007 for charges stemming for violating probation over a DUI) makes an impressive income for ‘doing nothing.’ Forbes estimates she made $7 million in 2007 combined through all of her ventures.
source: [access hollywood]

You remember that episode of “My Fair Brady” where Adrianne Curry gets Christopher Knight the gift of lesbian nudity?
The two almost got divorced over the ordeal, but went back to petty arguing in the next episode.
How many men would be upset over nude photos of his wife with a woman? I’m pretty sure that’s the stereotypical dream of every straight man to roam the earth. In the defense of Chirs….didn’t he go nuts and threaten divorce of her lesbionic Playboy spread too?
Being that it is Monday, we could use some pointless nudity to get our week started. You can send letters and gifts of thanks to my office.
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Source: Christopher Knight Wanted Divorce [Pop Crunch]
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Despite rumors that Bar Refaeli would be this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, it is in fact Marisa Miller.
Was she the best choice?
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Who is Marisa Miller?
Marisa Miller (born August 6, 1978) is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.
Born Marisa Bertetta in Santa Cruz, California, she was first “discovered” at age 16 walking through a San Francisco café by two Italian modeling agents. After talking to her mom Krista Bertetta, she was on a plane to Italy with her mom a few months later. Marisa says that the most valuable thing that her mom has ever told her was “You can always go back to school but you may not always be able to model.” Marisa took her mom’s advice and soon gained attention when she appeared in a 1997 issue of Perfect 10 magazine.
In 2007, Marisa shot her first television commercial for Victoria’s Secret with fellow supermodel Heidi Klum, causing quite a stir unexpectedly drawing more attention than Klum, as well as appearing in a cameo on the HBO show Entourage. Marisa was also featured as a model on the pilot episode of the new VH1 reality show The Shot.
On November 26, 2007, Marisa made a special guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother (episode: “The Yips”) with her fellow Victoria’s Secret supermodels (Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks, Miranda Kerr, and Heidi Klum).
Egotastic has a grand display of the other models in the issue.
source: [sports illustrated]
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Stupid Celebrities Gossip linked with Marisa Miller’s naked photos.
Paris Hilton Summons The Cleavage - Ninja Dude
Eva Mendes is Released from Rehab - Dlisted
A Girl from Rock of Love Is a Porn Star - Fatback Media
Meet the Cast of Big Brother 9 - Celebrity Smack
Jack Klugman gets married at 85 - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Rihanna Has 21 Naughty Sex Tips - The Bastardly
Best and Worst Celebrity Bikini Bodies - Popbytes
Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Accused of Sexual Assault - Bumpshack
Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits Try On Clothes - Drunken Stepfather
Sam Lutfi Battling for Title of World’s Supreme Asshole - Celeb News Wire
Paris Hilton Named Woman of the Year, Huh? - Anything Hollywood
Breast Implants on Teens are Hot - Celeb Warship
Heather Graham is Tantalizing - The Blemish
Corey Feldman Pimps Out Wife - Flisted
Tiffany Pollard, Hot or Not? - Pop On The Pop
Janet Jackson Slowly Getting Micheal’s Nose - Concrete Loop
David Blaine Postpones Next Stunt - Holy Moly
Celebrities Who Love Their Stalkers - VH1 Blog
Sharon Stone Has Lesbian Fantasies - City Rag
Paris Hilton is Coming Back to TV - Celebslam
Dannielynn Visits Anna Nicole Smith’s Grave - SEE VIDEO - Allie is Wired
Tiffany Pollard aka New York is best known for VH1’s Flavor of Love and I Love New York. She is currently engaged to George Weisgerber (Tailor Made) and they live together in Queens.
She also appears to have a sex tape. Mediatakeout claims they have a sex tape featuring our beloved Tiffany Pollard.
January 13, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com managed to get its hands on an explicit tape of Tiffany “New York” Pollard and one of our readers. According to our reader, he and New York met up at a Miami club a few months ago and the two of them had a … A-HEM … romantic encounter together.
It’s not clear whether New York was aware that they’re encounter was being taped.
In the video, it’s hard to tell whether that’s our New York or not, but at the end of the tape it does look a bit like her when she’s flipping her head back. UGH, I watched the whole thing… you can too, right HERE.
Paris Hilton:
Video is NSFW!!
It was rumored that Paris Hilton was a bit peeved when her former best friend stole the sex tape spotlight, despite the overwhelming fame she got from her video with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. Red Light District reportedly sold over 600,000 of “1 Night in Paris.” Although Paris claims she never received any money for the video, she’s clearly benefitted from its success and paved the way for other celebs to follow.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty:
Supermodel Kate Moss finally said goodbye to druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty this summer, but her past is still coming back to haunt her. Moss is trying to stop Doherty from selling personal videos of the two during the span of their relationship, according to The New York Post. The paper reports that Moss would be “horrified” if the tapes surfaced, specifically because of some “raunchy” footage that Moss thought would be for their eyes only.
Moss’ alleged on-screen exploits remind us off other stars who engaged in extracurricular activities in front of the camera.
Kim Kardashian:
Kim Kardashian shot to fame as soon as she confirmed the existance of a sex tape of her with actor/ singer, and little brother of songstress Brandy, Ray J. Kardashian, who is the daughter of O.J. Simpson’s late attorney and best friend, Robert Kardashian and a fashion consultant, was mostly known for tagging along her best friend Paris. Perhaps inspired by Paris, Kardashian apparently gets a little more experimental than her best friend, including a “golden shower.” According to TMZ, SugarDVD.com offered Kardashian $2 million for exclusive rights. She reportedly sold it for $5 million.
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Vivica A. Fox:
Actress Vivica A. Fox is the latest Hollywood celebrity to be reportedly caught up in a sex-tape scandal. In the reported video, which was taped using a cell phone, the actress is supposedly inebriated and unaware that she is being taped.
Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurie:
Before former wrestling star Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurie moved from the mat to VH1’s “The Surreal Life,” she did a little bedroom wrestling of her own for the cameras. Laurie and her husband sought out distributor Red Light District — famous for distributing the Paris Hilton tape — and sold over 100,000 copies of their amateur sex tape.
Colin Farrell:
Of course, Hollywood’s biggest bad boy Colin Farrell wouldn’t live up to his reputation without a sex tape of his very own. Alas, Farell thought that the tape would be harmful to his career, seeking legal action to prevent the 15-minute tape with ex-girlfriend Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain from being distributed. Hopeful to sell the tape herself for a reported $3 million, Narain joined the fight when a web site — dirtycolin.com — attempted to distribute the video, exposing both to the perusing public.
Tonya Harding [low budget-LOL a water bed]:
About the time it came out that Tonya Harding may have helped her ex-husband Jim Gilloly in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan, another collaboration became public: “Wedding Night.” Gillooly released a sex tape of the couple, in which Harding dons a wedding dress as a Halloween costume. After the tape became available, the two decided to distribute it themselves. Although the tape did little for her ice skating career, it may have helped her move on to other contact sports, such as a small bout as a professional boxer and domestic assault on former boyfriends, for which she was arrested and charged.
Pamela Anderson:
With the new proliferation of sex tapes, it’s easy to pass over perhaps two of the more notorious sex tape stars, ex-Baywatch and Playmate babe Pamela Anderson and ex-husband rocker Tommy Lee. Both fought its release, but couldn’t keep it off the internet. Anderson has since been to court a couple more times to prevent another video — this time with ex-lover and Poison singer Bret Michaels, from surfacing on the internet. Trends would point to a future internet film with Kid Rock perhaps?
Kelsey Grammer:
Despite the millions to be made off of flaunting his sexual escapades, Kelsey Grammer payed dearly to keep them away from the public eye. After hearing rumors that his ex-girlfriend Cerlette Lamme was selling their very private tape to Internet Entertainment Group (IEG), Grammer sued IEG. However, IEG apparently didn’t purchase the tape, but Grammer ended up shelling out $1 million to his ex to keep the tape out of other potential buyers’ hands.
Honorable Mentions:
Amy Fisher
Jessica Sierra
Luciana Salazar
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I really thought jail babies was a passing trend. But the classy train keeps on rolling. Jessica Sierra is knocked up and “ecstatic” about it. She is serving time for being a hood rat guilty of two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication, obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

The father is a wannabe rapper whose name is still unknown. Like it really matters. She was arrested on December 2 …so she is at least 3 weeks along. She is looking at sentence of up to 11 years behind bars and is currently without bond. I am guessing Sierra thinks this baby will be her ticket out of jail.
Looks like someone missed all those after school specials.
Source: Jessica Sierra is Pregnant … And Still in Jail! [TMZ] and ‘American Idol’ Finalist Jessica Sierra Reportedly Pregnant [VH1]
At least that’s what America’s Most Smartest Model contestant Andre Birleanu would like you to believe.
Reports the NY Post,
The notoriously aggressive contestant of the VH1 show, which tests flighty models on their brains and their brawn, told Page Six that the cable network is responsible for “destroying” him.
Birleanu was arrested Oct. 25 after two women claimed he molested them at Cipriani Downtown. He said VH1 has instructed him not to respond to the allegations.
Birleanu’s lawyer, Ryan Blanch, called the claims against his client “a conspiracy” and said, “We have witnesses who will testify and clear his name in court, and prove these allegations are entirely unfounded.”
The Moscow-born Boss model is still miffed at VH1, however, and told us he wants out of his contract - which expires in July - immediately.
Birleanu griped, “VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don’t stand up for me.”
I’ve watched a few episodes and I can safely say this kid has quite the mouth on him,… I wouldn’t defend him either.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “I am hot now. HAH! Who the fuck talks like that? Only people in porn movies say shit like that. Andre needs to shut his hot Russian mouth already.”
- The Superficial says, “They should make Andre fight Rocky Balboa. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but my knowledge of Russian culture starts and ends with Rocky IV. “
- Celebrity Smack says, “It sounds like Andre is still acting like a diva dude. He might be a great model, but bitch can’t fit his head through a door! Nobody likes an asshole and I think Andre has probably asked for everything that has come his way.”
- L.A. Rag Mag says, “We’ll still hire you for our private parties, don’t worry Andre.
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