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Charlie Sheen’s Drama Gets Animated! – F-Listed
25 Smoking Lauren Conrad Photos – City Rag
The Cast Of ‘Jersey Shore‘ Catches Bieber Fever – Pop Eater
Chelsea Clinton Is Already Single – IDLYITW
Audrina Patridge’s BONGO Photos – The Superficial
Rihanna & Drake’s Grammys Duet – Daily Fill
James Franco Is A Rentboy! – Popbytes
Britney Spears Has A Dancing Double? – Celebs.com
The White Stripes Break Up – Celebrity Smack
Adam Lambert Has A New Man! – OMG Blog
Jennifer Aniston Confronted Perez Hilton – Wonderwall
Is Vienna Girardi The Next Bachelorette? – Hollywood Life
Kate Moss Is Engaged! – Anything Hollywood
Pete Doherty Back In Court! – Holy Moly
Craig Ferguson Is A Father! – Holly Baby
Photo Of Nicole Kidman’s Daughter, Faith – Amy Grindhouse
Charlie Sheen Releases A Statement! – ICYDK
Sofia Vergara Is See-Through! – Drunken Stepfather
Halle Berry Claims Gabriel Called Her The N-Word – Yeeeah!
Jennifer Lopez Is A Global Ambassador – Betty Confidential
The 50 Most Popular Men On The Web – College Candy
Derek Hough Quits ‘Dancing With The Stars’ – Hollywire
Kristen Stewart Fails To Impress As Lois Lane – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
It’s still only November so there is plenty of time for better celebrity quotes to come out but here is People’s top 20 celebrity quotes of the year so far.

“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
- John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, to Playboy
“He’ll never have this napalm again.”
– Jessica Simpson, firing back on The View

“I will never have surgery again.”
– Self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, to PEOPLE

“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.”
– Lindsay Lohan, before spending less than a day in jail, on Twitter

“When I first heard about the campaign to get me to host Saturday Night Live, I didn’t know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time.”
– 88-year-old It girl Betty White, giving a shout-out to the social network during her SNL monologue

“I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!”
– Kim Kardashian, who became a target of Justin Bieber fans after the tween heartthrob jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
– Lady Gaga, to Rolling Stone

“Kristen’s pregnant.”
– Robert Pattinson, still dodging questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart by starting a rumor, on Oprah

“You are a fame whore is what you are.”
– The Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi, responding to her ex Jake Pavelka‘s disgust with her, on a Bachelor special following their split

“I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.”
– Conan O’Brien‘s bio description on his Twitter account after NBC gave The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno

“I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying.”
– Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he isn’t familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online

“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it.”
– Playboy Playmate-turned-author Kendra Wilkinson, sharing details from her memoir Sliding into Home, on the Today show

“It’s the performance of his career.”
– Director Casey Affleck, admitting that his “documentary” featuring a wacked-out Joaquin Phoenix was really a mockumentary, to the New York Times

“I’ll burn the g—–n house down!”
– Mel Gibson, during one of his angry phone rants recorded by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva

“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult.”
– Russell Brand, before saying “I do” to new wife Katy Perry, to Parade magazine

“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
– Britney Spears, to Cosmopolitan

“We’re going to Australia!”
– Oprah Winfrey, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet

“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”
– Zac Efron, ‘fessing up to a strip club visit with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“I was acting my way through the whole thing.”
– Jeremy London, recalling how he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE

“Wasn’t painful, not even a little bit.”
– Gisele Bündchen, on how easy childbirth was for her, to the Brazilian TV show Fantastico

“I’m so not winning an Oscar.”
– Sandra Bullock, a month before her Academy Award victory for The Blind Side, to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
source: They Said What? 20 Best Celeb Quotes This Year [People]
Popularity: unranked [?]
Conway Twitty Death Metal – City Rag
Joe Biden To Make An Appearance On ‘The Tonight Show’ – Pop Eater
Cristiano Ronaldo Paid A Surrogate – Holy Moly
Fergie Is Bendy In ‘Cosmo UK’ – Amy Grindhouse
Jared Leto Will Always Be Jordan Catalano To Us – Popbytes
Kate Gosselin Looks Like Bigfoot – The Superficial
Ginger Spice Whores Out In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, Jessica Simpson’s New Beau – OMG Blog
Holly Madison In A Red Bikini – F-Listed
What’s Going On Here, Gwen Stefani? – College Candy
Michael Douglas’ Ex Is A Money Grubber – Zelda Lily
Levi Johnston Apologizes To Sarah Palin – ICYDK
Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana Campaign Photos – Celebrity Smack
Javier Bardem To Rock The Schoolhouse On ‘Glee’ – Wonderwall
Kristen Stewart Has Political Enemies – Celeb News Wire
25 Gayest Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo – Tabloid Prodigy
Britney Spears Won’t Let Sons In Show Business – Anything Hollywood
‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Wants Jake Pavelka & Vienna Girardi – Hollywood Life
Heidi Klum & Seal Are Nice To Their Employees – Hollywire
Lauren Conrad Says Yes To ‘Hills’ Reunion – Betty Confidential
‘Deadliest Catch’: Phil Harris’ Stroke – Hope Break – Hollywood Dame
Angelina Jolie Has Gotten A New Tattoo – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
Because nothing is private in the lives of attention seeking douchebag reality stars, ABC will be broadcasting a special titled “The Bachelor Breakup” on July 5.
Filmed one day after Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka officially announced their breakup, the special is going to show all of the drama and strife that follows a celebrity split. Well, a celebrity split that involves two morons, at least.
According to the ABC press release:
“Vienna calls Jake ‘a liar’ and ‘a fame whore.’ Jake feels Vienna always undermines him and tears him down. They face off about who broke up with whom. Vienna defends herself against allegations of infidelity.”
Sources are also claiming that Vienna “fleeced” Jake out of tens of thousands of dollars during their engagement. Which is completely shocking, since I’m pretty sure that every woman on that show was interested in Jake’s rugged good looks and boyish charm rather than the ton of money in his bank account.
Just to throw the icing on top of this WTF cake, a bunch of images of Vienna being a whore have surfaced, including this one taken during a spring break trip to the Bahamas in 2009 where here face was introduced to some random dude’s crotch while on stage.
Now we see why she was named after a sausage. This chick loves the cock.
Click the thumbnails below to see the dude return the favor, and then a little ass sniffing action. Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with bleach.
Source: Vienna Calls Jake A Fame Whore, Gets Raunchy On Spring Break, Fleeced Him (PHOTOS) [Huffington Post]
Images: TMZ
Popularity: unranked [?]
Happy Friday!
For today’s ten best celebrity quotes of the week, we’ve got Jake Pavelka talking about his ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi, Lady Gaga on how she feels when she wakes up in the mornings and Jerry Seinfeld being ticked off about Gaga using his box at the Mets game. Enjoy!
“All my cast members hate me.”
– Tori Spelling, revealing her perception of her former 90210 costars, on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show
“I think it was jealousy that killed us. I can’t call Steven Spielberg and say, ‘Hey, put her in your new movie.’”
– The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, on breaking up with fiancée Vienna Girardi, to People
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.’”
– Lady Gaga, on her daily pep talk, to Rolling Stone
“It’s fair to say that we’re all big fans of Lady Gaga – lame, out-of-it white guys in their mid-50s is her core audience.”
- Jerry Seinfeld, joking about the singer after she flipped the bird at a Mets game while sitting in the comedian’s Citi Field suite
“Every time she has an idea for the wedding that she tells me about, I tell her it’s the same thing I was thinking. It’s all good.”
– Blake Shelton, smooth talking his way through his engagement to fellow country star Miranda Lambert, to People
“Look, I’m salivating. They’re delicious.”
– Salma Hayek, talking up her taste for grasshoppers, a Mexican delicacy, to David Letterman
“I don’t do boys with bands. I only do actors.”
– Miley Cyrus, clarifying her new dating rules, on Live! With Regis and Kelly
“I have thin hair but everyone my age does – unless you’re George Clooney, and you hate those guys.”
– People Country’s hottest guy Tim McGraw, on why he loves his cowboy hats
“It would be a bit of a stretch – but if Jake Gyllenhaal can be the Prince of Persia, I think that I can do that.”
– Megan Fox, on wanting to play Native American character Sarah Rainmaker in Gen 13, to Fox News
“I genuinely thought it was a woman singing.”
– Daniel Radcliffe, on hearing Justin Bieber for the first time, to MTV
What was your favorite celebrity quote from this week? Mine was Jerry Seinfeld’s Lady Gaga insult, which he seemingly turned into a joke (albeit for PR purposes, of course).
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Popularity: unranked [?]
Gorgeous Nonsense - City Rag
Sarah Palin Loves Hollywood Swag – Pop Eater
Is Wyclef Jean Cheating On His Wife? – Betty Confidential
Another Day, Another Pic Of Lady Gaga’s Butt – Holy Moly
Leighton Meester Is Not The Marrying Kind – Hollywood Life
A Reminder Of How Hot Hayden Panettiere Is – F-Listed
It’s A Boy For Keyshia Cole! – Why Fame
Jessica Simpson’s Oprah Interview – Amy Grindhouse
Vienna Girardi’s Spring Break Party Pics – Celebrity Smack
Blanket Jackson: Don’t Tase Me, Bro – Celeb News Wire
When Did Kate Gosselin Get Giant Boobs? – The Superficial
5 Reasons We Salute You, Chelsea Handler! – College Candy
Mini Gaga Is Fabulous – Tabloid Prodigy
Mary Carey Shows Off Her Fake Boobs – Drunken Stepfather
Gay Marriage In DC! – Zelda Lily
MTV Star In Coma After Car Crash – ICYDK
Rebecca Gayheart Popped!!! – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Kardashian Sisters: Divorced, Duped, Dumped! – Popbytes
Dave Navarro Gets Nude For PETA – Allie Is Wired
Popularity: unranked [?]
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