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Full Metal Jacket! – City Rag
Burglar Has Hot Items Belonging To Nelly – Pop Eater
Wendy Williams Has Fake Boobs? – F-Listed
A Sober Kate Moss Jokes That She’s Hammered – Holy Moly
Paris Hilton Taints The Fraggles – Popbytes
Cindy Crawford Brings The Hotness – Celebrity Smack
Angelina Jolie Actually Looks Happy – Celeb News Wire
Mel Gibson’s Baby Mama Is Not Happy – Hollywood Dame
Kendra Wilkinson Shot Out A Huge Baby – Litely Salted
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Playing For Samantha’s Team – ICYDK
Kevin Federline Steps Up To Par – Pacific Coast News
OMG, Neil Diamond Celebrates Hannukah – OMG! Blog
Victoria Beckham Is Looking Fierce – Tabloid Prodigy
Eddie Cibrian Claims His Wife Attacked Him – Wonderwall
Jessica Alba In Some Shiny Happy Clothes – Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Uchitel Might Do Playboy – Fatback Media
Shame On You, Susan Sarandon – Yeeeah!
Jason Segel For Hanukkah? – College Candy
Chace Crawford Thinks He’s Hot Crap – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian & Vanessa Minnillo Suck At Acting – Allie Is Wired
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TGIF! This week’s celebrity news brought us some pretty funny quotes. We’ve got Nick Jonas commenting on his murse, David Letterman taking a jab at Tiger Woods and himself, along with Russell Brand and his womanizing ways.
“I’m not going to lie about it. I carry a satchel too. It’s like a man purse. It’s a whole thing.”
– Nick Jonas, admitting that he also gets pedicures, on It’s On with Alexa Chung
“I wish he would stop calling me for advice.”
– Recent tabloid headliner David Letterman, taking a jab at his replacement, Tiger Woods, on his late show
“He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes.”
– Madonna, sharing her son David Banda’s admiration for Mom’s music with the British morning show GMTV
“But what can you do with George Clooney? George Clooney is one of the most handsome, best actors in the world and is nice to everyone. It’s like going at Mother Teresa.”
– Ricky Gervais, on promising not to target notorious jokester and charitable actor George Clooney as host of this year’s Golden Globes, to People
“There’s been way higher mountains than you in my past.”
– The 5 ft. 4 in. Seth Green, to the 5 ft. 11 in. Wendy Williams, on dating taller women
“He told me I looked good, but I’d look better if I had a personal trainer.”
– Colin Firth, crediting his trimmer physique to Single Man director Tom Ford, to The New York Times
“I told him he was fat.”
– Tom Ford, recalling a slightly different conversation with Firth, to the NYT
“Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I’ll be eating it,”
– Eva Longoria Parker, revealing her food vice, to People
“You try to pretend like you’re paying attention to your family, but in the meantime, you’re like “Grandma, can you pass the gravy? I’M OPEN!”
– Ray Romano, on the challenges of watching football during holiday meals, on Live! With Regis and Kelly
“The girls with the bigger…”
– Modern Family’s SofÃa Vergara, giving a new perspective on the age old question of whether blondes or brunettes have more fun, on Rachael Ray
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one.”
– Russell Brand, on dating his way to current girlfriend Katy Perry to British morning show GMTV
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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To wrap up the week, we have the top ten of the best celebrity quotes of the week. Included are quips from Jimmy Kimmel, Whitney Houston, and Wendy Williams.
Let the games begin!
The first is my favorite and was used all over the internet this week, because we all feel that Lindsay Lohan is aging so quickly.
“You need moisturizer and help. You are the oldest young women I’ve ever seen.”
– Wendy Williams, commenting on Lindsay Lohan’s appearance next to Donatella Versace, on her talk show
“I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”
– Adam Lambert, on smooching a female model for a photo spread in “Details”
“I want to hate Megan Fox more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her quotes, and she’s witty and smart and carefree. I thought, ‘This is the kind of girl I’d love to be friends with.’”
– Kristen Bell, on her change of heart about her fellow actress, to “Women’s Health”
“Fans ask me to growl for them, and I really don’t enjoy doing that. Please just wait for the movie.”
– New Moon’s hunky wolf Taylor Lautner, to “People”
“Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well…I shouldn’t have said that should I?”
– Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch, on his daughter’s well-being and her recent breast augmentation, to British TV show “This Morning”
“It sure was nice for the rest of us while it lasted – we got a little more of the consumer money. Now Garth’s going to come back and eat it all up, and I’ll have to get a real job again. Thanks a lot, Garth!”
– Country star Trace Adkins, on Garth Brooks’ return to the stage after a nine-year hiatus
“I sang myself out of my clothes.”
– Whitney Houston, joking about a wardrobe malfunction while taping a singing segment for the British reality show “The X Factor”
“This team has more limited partners than Paris Hilton.”
– Jimmy Kimmel, joking on his late show about the news that that Fergie was approved to join fellow celebs like Marc Anthony, J. Lo and the Williams sisters, who are part owners of the Miami Dolphins
“I don’t think it’s going to be called ‘Pomegranate’ or ‘Atlanta.’”
– Top Chef’s mom-to-be Padma Lakshmi, on how she’s bucking the creative celebrity baby name trend
“I gained weight during the last pregnancy. When she told me she as pregnant again, I was like, ‘I’m just getting back in shape!’”
– Joel Madden, on his fear of putting on sympathy pounds during girlfriend Nicole Richie’s second pregnancy
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Mary Kate Olsen Channels Ozzy Osbourne – City Rag
Ashlee Simpson Shows Off Bronx Mowgli – The Superficial
Jade Goody’s Mom Strip Searched – Holy Moly
Alleged Stalker Says He’s Tyra Banks’ Pal – Celebrity Mound
Megan Fox In Jonah Hex Promos – F-Listed
Michael Jackson Needs To Unmask His Kids – Popbytes
Pamela Anderson Has Her Convictions – Websters Is My Bitch
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Susceptible To Swine Flu? – Ninja Dude
Wendy Williams Suspended? – Celebrity Smack
Dean McDermott Shaved Tori Spelling’s Hoohah – Celeb News Wire
Paris Hilton Is Kind Of Smart – Fatback Media
Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick Are Expecting Twins! – ICYDK
A Random Dakota Fanning Appearance – Celeb Warship
Lindsay Lohan Takes A Dip In Maui – Pacific Coast News
Lily Allen Dumps Boyfriends For Musical Inspiration – Anything Hollywood
Want To Win Jonas Brothers Tickets? – Allie Is Wired
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