Spencer Pratt: I’m Not Heidi’s Owner – Pop Eater

Blake Hooks Up With Tranny Amy Winehouse – Holy Moly

Rihanna Isn’t Dating Another Chris Brown – The Superficial

Models Only At Wet Republic – The Dirty

WTF Friday: JWoww Designs – College Candy

Lily Allen Needs More Pants – Yeeeah!

Win Artie Lange’s Jack & Coke – Celebrity Smack

Kate Hudson Gets Butlered – Celeb News Wire

The Spice Girls Musical Is Happening – Tabloid Prodigy

Britney Spears In Her Dick T-Shirt – Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian Takes One To The Slutty Face – Litely Salted

Angelina Jolie Is Gender-Bending Her Kids – Zelda Lily

Conan O’Brien Thanks NBC On His Last Show – Wonderwall

Video Fix: Sarah McLachlan’s “One Dream” – Popbytes

New Playboy Belt Has A Hidden Camera – F-Listed

Nicole Kidman’s Face Won’t Move For Movies Anymore – Anything Hollywood

Madonna Busts Out New Ad Campaign – ICYDK

Rosie O’Donnell Is Moving In With Her Hoss Bull Dyke – Fatback Media

Karina Smirnoff Showcasing Her Tan – Pacific Coast News

Prince’s Vikings Song – Video and Lyrics – Hollywood Dame

Robert Pattinson Wears His Power Beard – Allie Is Wired