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Yeah yeah I know the title of this Paris Hilton post sucks, but after sitting here for five minutes thinking what to say I couldn’t come up with anything.
Why the trouble? Because it’s nothing we haven’t seen before, I mean we’ve seen all of Paris’s vagina, seen it being played with on tape etc.
Anyway she is in Cannes right now shopping off a documentary on her life, but it seems she went out last night and this happened to her.
If you care to see Paris Hilton’s underwear getting tangled up then take the jump below, it looks kind of uncomfortable to me.
NSFW photo are after the jump!
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Okay the title probably makes no sense, but then again this is to do with Paris Hilton - does anything with this bitch makes sense?
Anyway, Paris doing her best to get photographers to follow her pushed up her boobs so they looked big while she headed out to H Club in Los Angeles with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
Well the night didn’t go to plan, or maybe it did - who knows with these two, because a fellow club goer decided he would try his luck and grope Paris’ boos which is when big man Doug stepped in.
A source said “Doug pushed the guy away and then a friend of the groper threw a beer bottle at his head. Someone managed to get him in a headlock before Doug went over and started punching him. Then the groper started to attack Doug and Doug’s pal [fellow The Hills star] Frankie Delgado decided to get involved.”
Yes you may feel like you’re having a deja vu reading this because at the end of March, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were involved in another club fight.
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Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell is still trying her very best to cling to her fifteen minutes of fame that American Idol gave her.
We haven’t really heard from the desperate fame whore since we posted about her in February, obviously her career hasn’t gone anywhere.
This past weekend Bikini Girl she took herself to Las Vegas, where she hosted a Hawaiian Tropics bikini contest, if this is what the judge dresses like can you imagine what the contestants wore?
Apparently she hung out in the VIP area before jumping up on stage with the go-go dancers, she then talked about her blossoming career, she said:
“[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it.”
I didn’t even think Playboy would consider taking on Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell, and I am laughing at her not wanting to be branded “just a body,” someone needs to give her a slap and make her realize thats all that she is known for - bikinis.
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Oh look what we have here, Paris Hilton trying to make herself stay relevant by going to the beach in Hawaii in her bikini with new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
Of course since this is Paris Hilton we all know these photos are obviously staged and fake, but she has to do something to try and get herself some press, right?
Paris and her new boyfriend Doug are made for each other because not only do they both pose for pictures and walk along holding hands like they are in love, they are both extreme fame whores. I don’t need to tell you about her but he has previously dated Amanda Bynes and had his relationship with Lauren Conrad broadcast on The Hills.
Describing his new girlfriend, Doug says “she’s the most beautiful girl on the planet, she’s amazing both inside and out.”
I loath Paris Hilton and now Doug Reinhardt, when is she going to realize nobody gives a shit about her anymore? The only reason I am posting about her is to say how much I hate her and to warn the lifeguards in Hawaii to close the beach and pour gallons of Dermisil into the water.
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Okay I have two different sets of Lindsay Lohan pictures that I want you to tell me what she looks like, in the first she is posing for some art photography shot called Room 23, I myself think she looks like a cheap you know what, getting ready for the night out on the roads.
The second is of Lindsay at the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills last night looking like, well nothing. She is getting way too skinny again, like how she used to be a couple of years back.
As for looking to skinny she told E! it is stress and she is still eating, “I haven’t changed my eating habits, I go to yoga once a week, but I don’t go more than that because I’m too lazy.”
As for that stress she is is talking about, she says she is stressed because she has “a lot of meetings for movies and stuff,” she also says she is working on a self tanning line and a diamond jewelry line.
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Well maybe that is how Lindsay Lohan will earn her money, from her leggings line and a tanning line, because we all know she has no movies coming up. Answer my question… what does she look like?
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Who ever thought the day would come when Jodie Marsh actually looks like a lady with some class as opposed to looking like a beat up hooker? Well I know I never thought I would see that day, but it has finally come.
In a new show on the BBC the trashy model decides to get a make under in order to ditch her look and try and be as elegant as she can, shockingly it actually turns out not so bad.
Jodie removes her make up and replaces her tacky clothes with a green and white grown, covering up most of her body (for a change) and puts on some light make up and a red wig.
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Sadly they can’t cover up her tattoos but at least she looks better than she did right? Or do you prefer Jodie Marsh the way she usually looks?
Paris Hilton was booed off stage during the birthday party for designer Christian Audigier’s daughter, Crystal.
Well I kind of lied, she didn’t even make it on to the stage before the boo’s began to come out for her from the crowd.
Hilton was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls to the crowd at the Kress club in Hollywood over the weekend, when Audigier got on stage and asked “do you want to see paris Hilton?”
This is when “the entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage.”
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I wish I could have been there to witness Paris Hilton’s tears as she gets booed before even getting on stage, oh her show on MTV, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” is apparently bombing in the ratings too, hopefully her time has passed.
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Apparently Miley Cyrus showed up to LA Fashion Week Wednesday to catch her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, walking in the Christian Audigier show - and eyebrows rose at the pair’s behavior.
According to an eyewitness, Gaston and Cyrus - who was there with her mother, Leticia, and her manager - “were all over each other backstage.” The heat extended to the runway where, every time Gaston walked, he would blow a kiss and wink at his teenage girlfriend, who in turn, “licked her lips seductively as he passed her.”
The source also overheard a conversation in which Cyrus told a friend that “she was probably staying at Justin’s tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own.”
A rep for Cyrus said, “Miley had a great time at the show, but the whole sleeping-over thing never happened. Miley went home with her mom and manager. Leticia is very strict with her.”
Cyrus - who posed semi-nude for Vanity Fair and posted a photo on the Web of herself pulling her shirt down to reveal a bra - was surrounded at all times by five bodyguards who “banned anyone from getting near her and formed a barrier so she wouldn’t be touched or bothered by anyone. With all the chaos she generated, other celebrities such as Heidi Klum and Billy Zane went virtually unnoticed and were completely ignored by the press,” our source said.
But those who broke through, including West Coast socialites Alan McCune and Darren Bettencourt, were treated very well. When Bettencourt told Cyrus his niece was a fan, the “Hannah Montana” star offered to call the girl, our spy said.
“It’s so funny,” said our source. “Everyone in LA knows that if you want Miley to show up at your event, all you have to do is hire her boyfriend as a model.”
I’m not even going to comment on heir relationship, but if that is her definition of being sexy then I give up.
source: MILEY HEATS UP WITH HER GUY [page six]
Jessica Cutler, who blogged for about five minutes and turned it into an awesome nude Playboy photo spread and a book deal, is back with a new HBO comedy series.
Jessica Cutler, a former congressional staff assistant fired in 2004 for “unacceptable use of Senate computers” after she posted her Capitol Hill sex memoirs on a blog, is making headlines yet again.
Cutler’s not-so-secret sexual escapades with government officials, one of them described as a “married man who pays me for sex” who happens to be “chief of staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush,” is now going to be made into an HBO series, entitled Washingtonienne, after her famed blog.
The HBO series is based on Cutler’s life on the Hill, taking money from Washington power players for sex. Inspiration for the show stemmed from her highly controversial and publicized book, also entitled Washingtonienne. According to Variety, Sarah Jessica Parker is serving as the new series’ executive producer. So expect Sex in the City set on Capitol Hill.
Only in America could a modestly talented, decent looking gal turn screwing old dudes for money into such fame and fortune. Still, all in all, I’d hit it.
The famed Jessica Cutler Playboy nudes? Under the fold, naturally.
Some people will do anything for some press and a couple of free bags of Skittles.
In effort to further her “career” Brooke Hogan gets damn near naked to shill her “talents” at Mansion nightclub. The stripped down Hogan bounced around the stage in her best tranny hooker from space outfit for her premiere of “Brooke Knows Best” for VH1.
The theme was a burlesque show that featured the all girl “Pussycat Dolls” wannabes, “The Knockouts.” To further the vomit factor daddy Hulk Hogan was there with his new chippy, Jennifer McDaniel.
”Jennifer is a spitting image of Brooke and was constantly being confused with Hulk’s daughter as she made out with him all night.”
I too just threw up a little. No one wants to see the Hulk prancing around with his girlfriend at some club like some sprite on steroids. My condolences go out to the family and friends that witnessed this horrific act.
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Source: Brooke is a Dirrty Girl [The Sun]
What sort of fookery is this??
Apparently, our friend Michael K over at Dlisted had a reader send in the above image — she found the Hannah Montana ‘Peen’ candy at her local Wal Mart, of all places.
Ok… the “LOL” factor in this story is,… those gummie pieces are “supposed” to be in the shape of guitars. Not even close!
Shame on you Disney - we are SO ON to your innuendos.
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The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family — calling Linda and Brooke Hogan “whores” and threatening to “piss on you and your family’s grave” — have been released.
Bubba the Love Sponge, radio host and Hogan family friend, played the messages allegedly made by John Granziano’s brother, Frank, on his show this morning. Clearwater PD states there is an “open investigation” into the calls.
source: Graziano Bro: Coming For Hulk [tmz]
The real reason why Brian Austin Green hasn’t been angling for a guest spot on the new 90210 spinoff? He’s way too tired.
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad.”
Green’s girlfriend and FHM’s current No. 1 Hottie Megan Fox says in a new online interview with the men’s mag.
Megan agrees, in fact — she takes it to another level.
 “I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”
I’ll have to admit, I feel the same way. Let’s just keep the crotch grabbing out of public. heh!
source: Megan a Fox in Heat [e! online]
Audrina just can’t keep her woo-hoo under control. Thank God she is at least wearing underwear. It is too early in the morning for Audrina Partridge bare crotch photos. This twit from “The Hills” is climbing the social ladder via her vag.
She apparently learned her lesson from the Great Crotch Queens before her. What would media whores do without Paris Hilton and Britney Spears flashing their ladies bits for the world to see? Lets not forget about ol’ Firecrotch! She paved the way for the younger generation of slut bags.
Source: Audrina Partridge Up skirt [Websugar]
Steven Tyler went into rehab. No surprise there. He went into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic in Pasadena, California. Yeah, that is where Dr. Drew heals the crack whores of the world.
Now, Tyler insists he was in for his foot and his stay at the drug rehabilitation clinic.
“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, AEROSMITH has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
I totally buy this….if the foot were hollow and filled coke and pixie stix.
Source: Tyler Says Sore Feet Casuse for Rehab [boston globe]
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