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A friend of Paris Hilton says that the reason Paris asked to use the bathroom the night she got arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine, which she now says she thought was chewing gum, is because she was sticking it up her cooch.
The source, who goes by the name of Caroline, says that Paris has been putting coke and every other drug in a lubricated condom and then sticking it up her vagina for years. She says…
“She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes. She’s a pro at it. Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”
I actually wouldn’t be surprised by this at all, Paris has to know that nobody would want to touch her snatch out of fear of catching every single STD in the world. Meanwhile in other news Paris Hilton may have been blacklisted in Las Vegas.
source: Longtime Pal of Paris Hilton Claims Heiress Went to Bathroom To Hide Illegal Cargo In Her Vagina [Ian Undercover]
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A UK woman has revealed how Sex and the City inspired her to bed 1000 men.
Christina Saunders, from Hertfordshire in east England, reached the target last month after setting herself the challenge 10 years ago, News of the World reports.
It all began after she watched the first series of Sex and the City while stuck at home with a bout of flu in 2000.
“The thought of four women gloating about sleeping their way around New York hadn’t appealed to me but I had nothing better to do so I watched it,” she was reported saying.
The then university student said she’d had just one sexual encounter at the time. But her modest attitude to sex changed after watching the sexually liberated character Samantha. “She had a male attitude of sleeping around and it fascinated me,” Ms Saunders, now 30, said.
Saunders began picking up men in bars or while on vacation and kept a tally of her conquests in a notebook. She would rate them from 1 to 10 — yeah, feel sorry for the dude who only got a 1.
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The internet has been exploding all day after several websites, including Perez Hilton, reported that Miley Cyrus‘ 9-year-old sister is about make a boat load of money by designing a lingerie line for children!
The false reports said that Noah Cyrus and her 8-year-old friend, Emily Grace Reaves, teamed up with clothing company Ooh! La, La! Couture to create their own line of sexy lingerie and clothes that would go on sale to fellow young girls and pedophiles everywhere.
A false press release from the company described the line, which was to go on sale Valentines Day, as “versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, casual sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look.”
Annie Dugourd, one of the women behind Ooh La La! Couture, said “The story is completely false…it’s a total lie…we don’t make lingerie, it’s been devastating for our little company. We’re two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate.”
Emily Grace Reaves however does have a line of tutu dresses with the company, which looks like shit that nobody in their mind should be wearing – especially children, but there is no lingerie involved. It actually didn’t surprise me to read the Noah Cyrus rumors judging by how they are dressed in the image above. Another thing that doesn’t surprise me is Perez Hilton’s false reporting.
source: Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids [Dlisted]
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So yet again Paris Hilton is claiming she isn’t a stupid slut like everyone in the world knows she is.
Before I get to her laughable quotes – what I find hilarious is the fact that while she is claiming this an FHM photoshoot that she has done has just been released which shows her posing topless with a teddy bear.
Anyway in her new documentary Paris, Not France, which premieres Tuesday, 28 on MTV she makes out that she is a brand and stuff.
“In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that. “I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that, I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”
But she can’t be happy because she worries about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”
Wait a minute, did this bitch actually hope she could be like Princess Diana? Maybe she should have thought about that before going and having sex on camera and then making up this “brand” that she talks about.
Oh and her mother Kathy Hiltonis worried about watching the documentary because it features the infamous sex tape, she says “I didn’t know the sex tape was going to be in it, it’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.”
What a crock, we all know Paris Hilton really is the Paris Hilton we see. If not and she has such a problem with it, why doesn’t she drop the act? This woman boils my blood.
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Yeah yeah I know the title of this Paris Hilton post sucks, but after sitting here for five minutes thinking what to say I couldn’t come up with anything.
Why the trouble? Because it’s nothing we haven’t seen before, I mean we’ve seen all of Paris’s vagina, seen it being played with on tape etc.
Anyway she is in Cannes right now shopping off a documentary on her life, but it seems she went out last night and this happened to her.
If you care to see Paris Hilton‘s underwear getting tangled up then take the jump below, it looks kind of uncomfortable to me.
NSFW photo are after the jump!
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Okay the title probably makes no sense, but then again this is to do with Paris Hilton - does anything with this bitch makes sense?
Anyway, Paris doing her best to get photographers to follow her pushed up her boobs so they looked big while she headed out to H Club in Los Angeles with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
Well the night didn’t go to plan, or maybe it did – who knows with these two, because a fellow club goer decided he would try his luck and grope Paris’ boos which is when big man Doug stepped in.
A source said “Doug pushed the guy away and then a friend of the groper threw a beer bottle at his head. Someone managed to get him in a headlock before Doug went over and started punching him. Then the groper started to attack Doug and Doug’s pal [fellow The Hills star] Frankie Delgado decided to get involved.”
Yes you may feel like you’re having a deja vu reading this because at the end of March, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were involved in another club fight.
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Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell is still trying her very best to cling to her fifteen minutes of fame that American Idol gave her.
We haven’t really heard from the desperate fame whore since we posted about her in February, obviously her career hasn’t gone anywhere.
This past weekend Bikini Girl she took herself to Las Vegas, where she hosted a Hawaiian Tropics bikini contest, if this is what the judge dresses like can you imagine what the contestants wore?
Apparently she hung out in the VIP area before jumping up on stage with the go-go dancers, she then talked about her blossoming career, she said:
“[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called. I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it.â€
I didn’t even think Playboy would consider taking on Katrina “Bikini Girl” Darrell, and I am laughing at her not wanting to be branded “just a body,” someone needs to give her a slap and make her realize thats all that she is known for – bikinis.
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Oh look what we have here, Paris Hilton trying to make herself stay relevant by going to the beach in Hawaii in her bikini with new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.
Of course since this is Paris Hilton we all know these photos are obviously staged and fake, but she has to do something to try and get herself some press, right?
Paris and her new boyfriend Doug are made for each other because not only do they both pose for pictures and walk along holding hands like they are in love, they are both extreme fame whores. I don’t need to tell you about her but he has previously dated Amanda Bynes and had his relationship with Lauren Conrad broadcast on The Hills.
Describing his new girlfriend, Doug says “she’s the most beautiful girl on the planet, she’s amazing both inside and out.”
I loath Paris Hilton and now Doug Reinhardt, when is she going to realize nobody gives a shit about her anymore? The only reason I am posting about her is to say how much I hate her and to warn the lifeguards in Hawaii to close the beach and pour gallons of Dermisil into the water.
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Okay I have two different sets of Lindsay Lohan pictures that I want you to tell me what she looks like, in the first she is posing for some art photography shot called Room 23, I myself think she looks like a cheap you know what, getting ready for the night out on the roads.
The second is of Lindsay at the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills last night looking like, well nothing. She is getting way too skinny again, like how she used to be a couple of years back.
As for looking to skinny she told E! it is stress and she is still eating, “I haven’t changed my eating habits, I go to yoga once a week, but I don’t go more than that because I’m too lazy.”
As for that stress she is is talking about, she says she is stressed because she has “a lot of meetings for movies and stuff,” she also says she is working on a self tanning line and a diamond jewelry line.
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Well maybe that is how Lindsay Lohan will earn her money, from her leggings line and a tanning line, because we all know she has no movies coming up. Answer my question… what does she look like?
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Who ever thought the day would come when Jodie Marsh actually looks like a lady with some class as opposed to looking like a beat up hooker? Well I know I never thought I would see that day, but it has finally come.
In a new show on the BBC the trashy model decides to get a make under in order to ditch her look and try and be as elegant as she can, shockingly it actually turns out not so bad.
Jodie removes her make up and replaces her tacky clothes with a green and white grown, covering up most of her body (for a change) and puts on some light make up and a red wig.
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Sadly they can’t cover up her tattoos but at least she looks better than she did right? Or do you prefer Jodie Marsh the way she usually looks?
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Paris Hilton was booed off stage during the birthday party for designer Christian Audigier‘s daughter, Crystal.
Well I kind of lied, she didn’t even make it on to the stage before the boo’s began to come out for her from the crowd.
Hilton was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls to the crowd at the Kress club in Hollywood over the weekend, when Audigier got on stage and asked “do you want to see paris Hilton?”
This is when “the entire room – which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming – booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage.”
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I wish I could have been there to witness Paris Hilton‘s tears as she gets booed before even getting on stage, oh her show on MTV, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” is apparently bombing in the ratings too, hopefully her time has passed.
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Apparently Miley Cyrus showed up to LA Fashion Week Wednesday to catch her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, walking in the Christian Audigier show – and eyebrows rose at the pair’s behavior.
According to an eyewitness, Gaston and Cyrus – who was there with her mother, Leticia, and her manager – “were all over each other backstage.” The heat extended to the runway where, every time Gaston walked, he would blow a kiss and wink at his teenage girlfriend, who in turn, “licked her lips seductively as he passed her.”
The source also overheard a conversation in which Cyrus told a friend that “she was probably staying at Justin’s tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own.”
A rep for Cyrus said, “Miley had a great time at the show, but the whole sleeping-over thing never happened. Miley went home with her mom and manager. Leticia is very strict with her.”
Cyrus – who posed semi-nude for Vanity Fair and posted a photo on the Web of herself pulling her shirt down to reveal a bra – was surrounded at all times by five bodyguards who “banned anyone from getting near her and formed a barrier so she wouldn’t be touched or bothered by anyone. With all the chaos she generated, other celebrities such as Heidi Klum and Billy Zane went virtually unnoticed and were completely ignored by the press,” our source said.
But those who broke through, including West Coast socialites Alan McCune and Darren Bettencourt, were treated very well. When Bettencourt told Cyrus his niece was a fan, the “Hannah Montana” star offered to call the girl, our spy said.
“It’s so funny,” said our source. “Everyone in LA knows that if you want Miley to show up at your event, all you have to do is hire her boyfriend as a model.”
I’m not even going to comment on heir relationship, but if that is her definition of being sexy then I give up.
source: MILEY HEATS UP WITH HER GUY [page six]
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Jessica Cutler, who blogged for about five minutes and turned it into an awesome nude Playboy photo spread and a book deal, is back with a new HBO comedy series.
Jessica Cutler, a former congressional staff assistant fired in 2004 for “unacceptable use of Senate computers” after she posted her Capitol Hill sex memoirs on a blog, is making headlines yet again.
Cutler’s not-so-secret sexual escapades with government officials, one of them described as a “married man who pays me for sex” who happens to be “chief of staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush,” is now going to be made into an HBO series, entitled Washingtonienne, after her famed blog.
The HBO series is based on Cutler’s life on the Hill, taking money from Washington power players for sex. Inspiration for the show stemmed from her highly controversial and publicized book, also entitled Washingtonienne. According to Variety, Sarah Jessica Parker is serving as the new series’ executive producer. So expect Sex in the City set on Capitol Hill.
Only in America could a modestly talented, decent looking gal turn screwing old dudes for money into such fame and fortune. Still, all in all, I’d hit it.
The famed Jessica Cutler Playboy nudes? Under the fold, naturally.
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Some people will do anything for some press and a couple of free bags of Skittles.
In effort to further her “career†Brooke Hogan gets damn near naked to shill her “talents†at Mansion nightclub. The stripped down Hogan bounced around the stage in her best tranny hooker from space outfit for her premiere of “Brooke Knows Best†for VH1.
The theme was a burlesque show that featured the all girl “Pussycat Dolls” wannabes, “The Knockouts.†To further the vomit factor daddy Hulk Hogan was there with his new chippy, Jennifer McDaniel.
”Jennifer is a spitting image of Brooke and was constantly being confused with Hulk’s daughter as she made out with him all night.”
I too just threw up a little. No one wants to see the Hulk prancing around with his girlfriend at some club like some sprite on steroids. My condolences go out to the family and friends that witnessed this horrific act.
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What sort of fookery is this??
Apparently, our friend Michael K over at Dlisted had a reader send in the above image — she found the Hannah Montana ‘Peen’ candy at her local Wal Mart, of all places.
Ok… the “LOL” factor in this story is,… those gummie pieces are “supposed” to be in the shape of guitars. Not even close!
Shame on you Disney – we are SO ON to your innuendos.
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