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Jessica Cutler, who blogged for about five minutes and turned it into an awesome nude Playboy photo spread and a book deal, is back with a new HBO comedy series.
Jessica Cutler, a former congressional staff assistant fired in 2004 for “unacceptable use of Senate computers” after she posted her Capitol Hill sex memoirs on a blog, is making headlines yet again.
Cutler’s not-so-secret sexual escapades with government officials, one of them described as a “married man who pays me for sex” who happens to be “chief of staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush,” is now going to be made into an HBO series, entitled Washingtonienne, after her famed blog.
The HBO series is based on Cutler’s life on the Hill, taking money from Washington power players for sex. Inspiration for the show stemmed from her highly controversial and publicized book, also entitled Washingtonienne. According to Variety, Sarah Jessica Parker is serving as the new series’ executive producer. So expect Sex in the City set on Capitol Hill.
Only in America could a modestly talented, decent looking gal turn screwing old dudes for money into such fame and fortune. Still, all in all, I’d hit it.
The famed Jessica Cutler Playboy nudes? Under the fold, naturally.
Some people will do anything for some press and a couple of free bags of Skittles.
In effort to further her “career” Brooke Hogan gets damn near naked to shill her “talents” at Mansion nightclub. The stripped down Hogan bounced around the stage in her best tranny hooker from space outfit for her premiere of “Brooke Knows Best” for VH1.
The theme was a burlesque show that featured the all girl “Pussycat Dolls” wannabes, “The Knockouts.” To further the vomit factor daddy Hulk Hogan was there with his new chippy, Jennifer McDaniel.
”Jennifer is a spitting image of Brooke and was constantly being confused with Hulk’s daughter as she made out with him all night.”
I too just threw up a little. No one wants to see the Hulk prancing around with his girlfriend at some club like some sprite on steroids. My condolences go out to the family and friends that witnessed this horrific act.
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Source: Brooke is a Dirrty Girl [The Sun]
What sort of fookery is this??
Apparently, our friend Michael K over at Dlisted had a reader send in the above image — she found the Hannah Montana ‘Peen’ candy at her local Wal Mart, of all places.
Ok… the “LOL” factor in this story is,… those gummie pieces are “supposed” to be in the shape of guitars. Not even close!
Shame on you Disney - we are SO ON to your innuendos.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “This is the best the Disney could do? I mean, they are a whore factory!”>
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Hurtful Truth linked with Come See Miley Cyrus’s P@nis Candy?
The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family — calling Linda and Brooke Hogan “whores” and threatening to “piss on you and your family’s grave” — have been released.
Bubba the Love Sponge, radio host and Hogan family friend, played the messages allegedly made by John Granziano’s brother, Frank, on his show this morning. Clearwater PD states there is an “open investigation” into the calls.
source: Graziano Bro: Coming For Hulk [tmz]
The real reason why Brian Austin Green hasn’t been angling for a guest spot on the new 90210 spinoff? He’s way too tired.
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad.”
Green’s girlfriend and FHM’s current No. 1 Hottie Megan Fox says in a new online interview with the men’s mag.
Megan agrees, in fact — she takes it to another level.
 “I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”
I’ll have to admit, I feel the same way. Let’s just keep the crotch grabbing out of public. heh!
source: Megan a Fox in Heat [e! online]
Audrina just can’t keep her woo-hoo under control. Thank God she is at least wearing underwear. It is too early in the morning for Audrina Partridge bare crotch photos. This twit from “The Hills” is climbing the social ladder via her vag.
She apparently learned her lesson from the Great Crotch Queens before her. What would media whores do without Paris Hilton and Britney Spears flashing their ladies bits for the world to see? Lets not forget about ol’ Firecrotch! She paved the way for the younger generation of slut bags.
Source: Audrina Partridge Up skirt [Websugar]
Steven Tyler went into rehab. No surprise there. He went into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic in Pasadena, California. Yeah, that is where Dr. Drew heals the crack whores of the world.
Now, Tyler insists he was in for his foot and his stay at the drug rehabilitation clinic.
“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, AEROSMITH has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
I totally buy this….if the foot were hollow and filled coke and pixie stix.
Source: Tyler Says Sore Feet Casuse for Rehab [boston globe]
A group of 13 year olds nearly took out the voluptuous assets of Kim Kardashian.
“Socialite Kim Kardashian was leaving the 5 star Garden City Hotel on Long Island to head to her appearance at Whitehouse nightclub in the Hamptons was in the lobby of the hotel and was spotted by a hundreds of 13 year olds from a Bar Mitzvah party that just ended. The young fans started to chase after her and boyfriend Reggie Bush. NYC Nightclub owner John Englebert aka JE of Suzie Wong saki lounge and Prime nightclub saw the stampede and reacted quickly by escorting her through a side door.”
I know you were fighting back the tears at the thought of Kim laying there at mercy of delusional tweens taking down the madam of media whores. Who would be there to prattle on about being so in love with the color white? Or entertain us with her “drama” of getting her sister some man love?
“White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white. When the opportunity came up to be in the Hamptons – I’d never been in the Hamptons before – and to host a white party at the White House, it just seemed right.”
It is a good thing you are pretty sister. If the 13 year olds wanted to take her down, why didn’t they just challenge her to a game of Scrabble? Her head would have imploded at the daunting task.
Source: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Host White Party [People]
Coneheads are beautiful!
Cameron Diaz was sporting a bald cap for her new movie “My Sisters Keeper.”
This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was cast in, but pulled out at the last minute — not wanting to shave her head.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “Cammy!!! Don’t you want that Oscar? Shave it! I would shave all my hair off, but I’m really afraid of what’s hiding underneath. What if I had a birth mark that spelled out dumb whore.”
Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.
“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.
Nick pled “no contest” via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.”
After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.
Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.
UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.
UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.
UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.
UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.
Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.
Source: Nick Hogan Found Guilty [Slam Sports]
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