The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family — calling Linda and Brooke Hogan “whores” and threatening to “piss on you and your family’s grave” — have been released.
Bubba the Love Sponge, radio host and Hogan family friend, played the messages allegedly made by John Granziano’s brother, Frank, on his show this morning. Clearwater PD states there is an “open investigation” into the calls.
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad.”
Green’s girlfriend and FHM’s current No. 1 HottieMegan Fox says in a new online interview with the men’s mag.
Megan agrees, in fact — she takes it to another level.
“I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.â€
I’ll have to admit, I feel the same way. Let’s just keep the crotch grabbing out of public. heh!
Audrina just can’t keep her woo-hoo under control. Thank God she is at least wearing underwear. It is too early in the morning for Audrina Partridge bare crotch photos. This twit from “The Hills” is climbing the social ladder via her vag.
She apparently learned her lesson from the Great Crotch Queens before her. What would media whores do without Paris Hilton and Britney Spears flashing their ladies bits for the world to see? Lets not forget about ol’ Firecrotch! She paved the way for the younger generation of slut bags.
Steven Tyler went into rehab. No surprise there. He went into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic in Pasadena, California. Yeah, that is where Dr. Drew heals the crack whores of the world.
Now, Tyler insists he was in for his foot and his stay at the drug rehabilitation clinic.
“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time. The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, AEROSMITH has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
I totally buy this….if the foot were hollow and filled coke and pixie stix.
Source: Tyler Says Sore Feet Casuse for Rehab [boston globe]
A group of 13 year olds nearly took out the voluptuous assets of Kim Kardashian.
“Socialite Kim Kardashian was leaving the 5 star Garden City Hotel on Long Island to head to her appearance at Whitehouse nightclub in the Hamptons was in the lobby of the hotel and was spotted by a hundreds of 13 year olds from a Bar Mitzvah party that just ended. The young fans started to chase after her and boyfriend Reggie Bush. NYC Nightclub owner John Englebert aka JE of Suzie Wong saki lounge and Prime nightclub saw the stampede and reacted quickly by escorting her through a side door.â€
I know you were fighting back the tears at the thought of Kim laying there at mercy of delusional tweens taking down the madam of media whores. Who would be there to prattle on about being so in love with the color white? Or entertain us with her “drama” of getting her sister some man love?
“White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white. When the opportunity came up to be in the Hamptons – I’d never been in the Hamptons before – and to host a white party at the White House, it just seemed right.â€
It is a good thing you are pretty sister. If the 13 year olds wanted to take her down, why didn’t they just challenge her to a game of Scrabble? Her head would have imploded at the daunting task.
Source: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Host White Party [People]
Cameron Diaz was sporting a bald cap for her new movie “My Sisters Keeper.”
This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was cast in, but pulled out at the last minute — not wanting to shave her head.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Cammy!!! Don’t you want that Oscar? Shave it! I would shave all my hair off, but I’m really afraid of what’s hiding underneath. What if I had a birth mark that spelled out dumb whore.”
Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.
“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.
Nick pled “no contest†via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.â€
After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.
Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.
UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.
UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.
UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.
UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.
Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.
It will most certainly hold our dear Paris Hilton in the audience– front row and center with her haggle of Chihuahua’s (she has AT LEAST 8 of them) in tow.
Who in their right mind would own EIGHT Chihuahua’s?
Movie Synopsis:
While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “You know the chihuahuas in this movie are going to pose nude in Vanity Fair next year. Well, they are part of the Disney whore machine. They can’t help it!”
Alec Baldwin as the governor? Not even a movie could I believe this. Yet Alec would like your vote for governor of California. Scarey huh? Alec has diarrhea of the mouth and would probably start a war with Canada or Mexico. If he can go off on a little girl that he claims to love the rest of us had better look out.
“There are other things I want to do besides acting†he tells Morley Safer on “60 Minutes†this Sunday. “In a matter of weeks, I’m going to be 50.†Baldwin was thinking of running for governor two years ago. Just before he went nut-so and left a voice mail for his daughter Ireland, then 11, calling her “a rude, thoughtless little pig.â€
When asked if he wanted a chance to apologize for calling Kim Basinger’s lawyer, Judy Bogen, a “300-pound homunculus with a face like a clenched fist,†Baldwin replied, “I was being kind, Morley.â€
In the past, Baldwin has done nothing to hide his brand of politics. He has called the vice president Dick Cheney a terrorist, then said he wasn’t a terrorist but rather “a lying, thieving oil whore and murderer of the U.S. Constitution.” Wasn’t Alec the one who said he would move to Canada if George W. Bush was elected President? Guess he couldn’t find a flight!
source: Alec Baldwin Coming to an Election Near You? [CitizenSugar]; Political Office In Alec Baldwin’s Future? [cbs news]
John Lennon’s crazy and incarcerated murderer has become infatuated with Lindsay Lohan. Mark David Chapman has renovated his cell into a dedication to Lohan. He has also tried numerous times to get her to visit him in prison. Good luck with that. Just wave the promise of blow. It is like her Bat-Signal.
He has been begging prison big-wigs to let him at least write her and forge a relationship. Wisely, the authorities have tried to put the kibosh on his obsession, but Chapman isn’t giving up. His confinement to Attica is the only thing keeping this weirdo from turning Lohan’s role as Chapman’s girlfriend in the movie Chapter 27 into some sort of sick game.
Great! We have a reformed Christian who is nuttier than squirrel crap and the newly named “Dumbest Person in Hollywood†teaming up to form a combination of creepy, stupid and media whore. Fantastic. It is like Paris Hilton 2.0.
Source: John Lennon’s Killer Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan [Hollywood TV]
Kim Kardashian almost didn’t pose for the Playboy spread that no doubt proved her ass is free of cottage cheese. However, she will freely strip down to her bra and panties quicker than you can say payday.
She sits around in some black lingerie reminiscent of her sex tape ensemble. Thanks to Paris Hilton the “fat†issue has reared it’s ugly head. Straight up, this girl is not fat. Period. She looks healthy…weight wise.
The Australian mag, Ralph Magazine, features the socialite doing what she does best. The May issue also features her talking about her stint with Playboy. If you have seen the reality show that features Kim and her family trotting around you will remember it was her mother who finally talked her into posing nude.
Someone explain to me why and how they are rich and famous. I mean they apparently have a clothing store in which the one Kardashian sister runs while the rest of the brood spend time shopping and raiding Starbucks.
Can you put press whore on a resume?
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Source: Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures In Ralph Magazine [Hollywood Tuna]
The naught nanny case has turned into mayhem for Rob Lowe. The woman, Jessica Gibson, claimed that Lowe and his wife sexually harassed her has gone to People with her story. So far it is all pretty much finger pointing and accusations, but Gibson is hauling out the big guns and letting her attorney, Gloria Allred, do her talking. (You might remember Allred as defending Amber Frey in the Peterson case.)
“Jessica has nothing to hide, and we wonder if Mr. Lowe will take that position as well,” attorney Gloria Allred, who has a May 19 date to depose the former Brat Packer, said of her client – who on April 14 filed suit accusing both Rob, 41, and Sheryl Lowe, 46, of sexual harassment and behavior that was “offensive, insulting, unwelcome, mean, perverted, crude and lascivious.”
Team Lowe has answered the allegations by trying to discredit the Jessica. The defense is trying to find a fellow employee to confirm any of her allegations according to Stanton “Larry†Stein. Larry is representing the Lowes in the battle. So far only one fellow worker has confirmed that there was “mutual flirting going on between her and Rob, but she never mentioned sexual harassment.†Her friend also reportedly call her a “party girl†that tends to have a penchant for older men.
Gee…she whored her story to the Today show and now People. This bitch must have beer flavored nipples.
Source: Rob Lowe Nanny’s PEOPLE Photo Shoot [People]
Apparently Sean Penn has had his fill of Petra Nemcova and random whores. Penn and his wife Robin Wright Penn were in the divorce process decided to kiss and make up. The divorce has been dismissed as of Tuesday.
To woo his wife into a reconciliation, he took her to an Eddie Vedder concert and had a song dedicated to her. They originally spit ways due to Sean’s alleged boozing and sexcapades with other women. Robin, according to rumors, had caught him in bed with two sluts while hammered drunk. His constant digs at George W. Bush and political crazy-making are enough to make me forgive him.
Inebriated threesome with Russian whores….isn’t that the standard 11th anniversary present?
Source: Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn Divorce Dismissed [US Magazine]
Now let’s meet Ashley’s pimp Jason Itzler, the self proclaimed “King of all Pimps“.
Seriously, Jason shouldn’t try to act so humble, he’s still a heavy promoter via his MySpace. He proclaims being the king of all pimps and even has Ashley’s music playing in the background.
NY Confidential was a New York escort service that operated from late 2003 until January 2005, when it was raided and the owner arrested. The case was heavily publicized in the New York yellow press.
The agency was founded by Jason Itzler (born 1967 as Jason Sylk), who previously had gone bankrupt with phone sex and webcam porn businesses. After an attempt to smuggle Ecstasy into the U.S. from Amsterdam in the late 1990s, he received a 5 year sentence and was paroled after having served 17 months. He started the agency while still under parole, subsequently living a heavy-spending lifestyle and promoting himself as “King of all Pimps”.
In January 2007, after a plea bargain, Itzler was sentenced to a year and a half to three years in prison for money laundering and attempted promotion of prostitution.
Remember the days when Julia Roberts a happy-go-lucky hooker with a heart of gold? Yes, Pretty Woman. Those were the good days. Then she landed a few woman with a heart of gold movies and went all A-list snob on us.
Regardless of her current smug status she made turning tricks look like a Cinderella story. Nothing better than some hot chocolate and your favorite whore turned princess with amazing hair to take the sting out of your Sunday. Julia landed number one in a poll of Hollywood’s favorite hookers.
Jennifer Jason Leigh’s performance in Last Exit to Brooklyn followed in the silver position. Her cotton candy hair probably did her in. That and her whore name is Tralala.
Birthday present to Christian Slater in True Romance, Patricia Arquette, took third place. Equally bad hooker name…Alabama. Dermot Mulroney should have taken first place for having to share the screen with Debra Messing. He ended up in fourth place for The Wedding Date. Now in L.A. Confidential, Kim Basinger pulls a Veronica Lake and that alone earned her a fifth place in the poll and an Oscar.
Hooker Oscars are a dime a dozen these days. I think I have a couple being used as paper weights and paper towel holders.
“I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.
“Jessica has nothing to hide, and we wonder if Mr. Lowe will take that position as well,” attorney Gloria Allred, who has a May 19 date to depose the former Brat Packer, said of her client – who on April 14 filed suit accusing both Rob, 41, and Sheryl Lowe, 46, of sexual harassment and behavior that was “offensive, insulting, unwelcome, mean, perverted, crude and lascivious.” 
NY Confidential was a New York escort service that operated from late 2003 until January 2005, when it was raided and the owner arrested. The case was heavily publicized in the New York yellow press.
