The life of Lindsay Lohan is beyond a joke now, it’s even beyond pathetic at this point, but these photos of her falling down and into a bunch of plants are hilarious.

Lohan was seen heading to some friends house in Hollywood last night, probably after hitting up the clubs because she looks a little worse for ware, she later emerged at 5:30 a.m.
On her way back to the car she went flying to the ground and fell onto a cactus, now we’ve all been drunk that we can’t stand but Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab how many times? She really should lay off the drink and drugs.
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source: Lindsay Lohan Is A Graceful Swan Princess [Dlisted]
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Have you been following the trainwreck that is Tila Tequila on Twitter? Then I’m sure you know every detail about how she is doing over and handelling Casey Johnson‘s death because she has been updating every 2 minutes.

In the latest drama Tila was apparently not invited to Casey’s funeral by the Johnson family, a source said “She wanted so badly to go to the funeral, but nobody will give her the details or tell her anything. She is extremely frustrated, as what she shared with Casey was real and special. Nobody understood.”
As for all of this, Tila said “I don’t want to talk about the funeral. I wasn’t allowed to go, and I am so upset. I can’t sleep, and I am on suicide watch. The family cut Casey out for 5 years! They knew nothing about her except that she was sad…until she met me. LESBIAN MARRIAGE. Not accepted.”
I really don’t like talking or posting about Tila Tequila because it pains me to give her more press than she already gets, this is what she lives for. If I was a member of the Johnson family then I would not want this wreck near the funeral either.
source: Tila Tequila “Frustrated” She’s Not Invited to Casey Johnson’s Funeral [Us Magazine]
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Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan used to be considered a sexy symbol? Well judging by these pictures it seems those days are well and truly buried.

Now you have to remember Lindsay only turned 23 and not 47 this past weekend when she celebrated her birthday at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas over her weekend.
Also in one of the photos Lindsay pays tribute to Michael Jackson, to which she tweeted “MJ was playing when this was taken, I’m not that much of narcissist.”
Do you think Lindsay Lohan is still hot?
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Matt Lauer was riding his bike over the weekend, probably pretending he’s in the Tour de Frace, when a deer jumped in front of him, causing him to flip over the handle bars and injuring his shoulder.
Deer: 1, Lauer: 0.
Lauer — who was scheduled to have surgery Monday — hopes to return to the show later this week. Co-anchor Meredith Vieira told viewers that Lauer “thinks the deer was hired by the competition.”
“I hired the deer,” Vieira cracked, “but I said, ‘Just graze him.’”
Lester Holt filled in for Lauer.
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