Italian artist Giuseppe Veneziano has opened a controversial show that features superheroes and various loved cartoon characters doing some very human (and disturbing) things.
The show in Pietrasanta, Italy has stirred up controversy due mostly to it’s image of a baby Hitler cuddling up with the Virgin Mary, but it also features several other strange images of beloved characters engaging in destructive (read: awesome) behavior.
Check them out below!
(Click thumbnails for larger images, some are NSFW)
source: Your f’ed-up superheroes update: cokehead Spiderman and incontinent Batman (NSFW) [io9]
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a complete wack-job. The Iranian President stated yesterday that Paul the Psychic Octopus is a “symbol of Western decadence and decay”.
If you aren’t aware of what Paul the Psychic Octopus is, first, congratulations for finally getting out from under that rock. Now, let me clue you in.
Paul, who lives at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, in Germany, correctly predicted the outcome of all seven German World Cup matches. Then, just because he wasn’t sure that was enough of a display of his badassery, he decided to go ahead and correctly predict that the Spanish would win the World Cup.
Now Mahmoud is pissed. He believes that this evil little bastard of an octopus represents all that is wrong with the terrible Western society.
He stated,
“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values.”
What a bag of douche.
source: Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmahdinnerjacket has harsh words for Paul the Psychic Octopus [I Heart Chaos]
Well known Brazilian goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes de Souza has been arrested today along with his wife and several friends for allegedly murdering his mistress. Oh yeah, let’s not forget that he also is being accused of chopping her into tiny little pieces and feeding her remains to a rottweiler.
No remains of 25-year-old Eliza Samudio has not been found, although her blood was discovered in Fernandes’ car. Samudio was kidnapped from a hotel, beaten, strangled and cut into pieces. Some of her parts were fed to a rottweiler and others were buried in concrete, according to some of the suspects.
Fernandes was supposedly angry because Samudio had insisted on having the child that they conceived and was demanding that he acknowledge his four-month-old son.
Fernandes de Souza surrended to police, but claims that he has a clear conscience and will “laugh at all this” in the future.
Seriously? He’s going to laugh about it?
The only concern Fernando says he has right now is whether or not this arrest will keep him from playing in the next World Cup.
source: Brazil Soccer Star’s Lover ‘Fed to Dogs’ [newser]
A private jet carrying funnyman Dave Chappelle made an emergency landing last night in Pittsburgh when the pilot deemed Chappelle a “safety risk” because of his erratic behavior.
A source close to the incident claims that Dave went all Tyrone Biggums while on the plane, refusing to buckle his seat belt and repeatedly entering the cockpit and grabbing the pilot’s arm while asking how much longer the flight would last.
Chappelle then checked into a nearby hotel and allegedly told employees there that he wanted to rent a car to drive back to Ohio… except that he couldn’t remember where he lived.
He was seen leaving the hotel this morning, and a rep told TMZ that the entire incident was caused by Dave Chappelle’s need to use the bathroom. The one on the plane just wasn’t the “right kind of bathroom”.
What?
Source: Dave Chappelle Deemed ‘Safety Risk’ on Private Jet [TMZ]
Coco was in Miami with her husband Ice-T this weekend, and judging by the pictures, her choice of outfit ensured that they were the only ones on the beach.
Coco pranced around in a teeny tiny bikini that barely covered her naughty bits, while her vagina attempted to devour the cloth that was hindering it’s escape. I know there are a ton of people working on the Gulf Coast to clean up all of the oil that is coming to shore, so resources are spread a bit thin right now. That’s why I think it was very selfish of Coco to contaminate one of the only remaining clean beaches in America.
(Click on thumbnails to have a bigger desire to punch yourself in the eyes with a bar of soap.)
Lady Gaga is the inspiration behind a new sex doll, and the box art is frickin’ hilarious.
I really don’t find Lady Gaga that attractive for some reason, but I’m sure that at least a dozen people will be buying her look-a-like, the rubber doll aptly named “Lady Gag Gag“. Then they are going to have sex with it. Terrifying sex.
According to the box, “Gag Gag Loves GOO GOO!” and “She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face!”
I wonder if the star is hiding a penis?
Source: The Lady Gaga Sex Doll Is Called Lady Gag Gag [The Frisky]
I know nothing about these kids except that they wear funny looking pants and magical rings that are somehow possessed by the powers of virginity until marriage.
…or so we’ve been told.
Some crazy allegations were made today by a supposed assistant of the Jonas Brothers. The unnamed woman called a Cincinnati radio show and stated that one Jonas has a drug problem. Then she pulled out some “what the f*ckery”. She says that Joe Jonas may be the father to twins that are currently incubating in the womb of some unknown Jonas-boinker.
She also says that the world shall be shocked and appalled when the paternity results are revealed in about three weeks.
Joe Jonas, 20, announced today that he broke up with his 17 year old girlfriend Demi Lovato, and I’d like to think it’s because currently his twins are residing in the twisted guts of Michelle ‘Bombshell” McGee. My head would quite possibly explode from the amount of glee and mean spirited enjoyment I would get from that news.
Unfortunately, the world does not cater to my morbid desires.
I have no idea why this chick called a morning show in Cincinnati, or what kind of fact checking they did to find out if she really is connected to the trio, but I just want this crap to be true. I want it to be true so damned bad.
Uwe Mitzscherlich, a German man, has a dying cat, Cecilia. Apparently this man was so lonely that he decided to marry his kitty.
Cecilia reportedly suffers from asthma, is 15-years-old and dying. Uwe thought because they share the same bed, that they should be husband and wife.
Since it is illegal in Germany to marry an animal, the groom hired an actress for $395 to officiate the ceremony. He said, “Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed.”
Yes, I’m sure you cuddle all of the time, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to marry your cat, ya freakazoid. He even put her in a bridal gown and himself in a tux with a top hat. Because that’s classy!
Ugh, this post has just got me sickened beyond belief. There’s a guy who was adopted, Phil Bailey, who went looking for his grandmother after his mother died from cancer. He found her alright! And they’re having a baby together.
Wait, what? Yes, you read that correctly. These two crazy kids have decided to procreate! Grandmother Pearl Carter is 72 and he’s 26 and they’ve hired a surrogate to have their baby. Yes, I’m hearing the collective “Ewwww” that you’re all spitting out at the same time.
You’re supposed to love your grandmother, not LOVE your grandmother. These two don’t see anything wrong with their hookup and Phil says that he likes the older ladies.
In their defense, Phil says that he never knew Pearl while he was growing up, so this doesn’t really count. Yes, Phil, sorry to break it to you, but it does count. She birthed your mother and even though you never knew each other, this is just wrong!
She says, “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion. I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”
Phil says, “I love Pearl with all my heart. I’ve always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I’m going to be a dad and I can’t wait. Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don’t care. You can’t help who you fall for.’
Yes you can! Now even after she passes away, he’s always going to be known as that dude who diddled his grandmother. Fact!
source: ‘I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby’ – [yahoo]
Lindsay Lohan has been under a lot of fire lately. Between her daddy bringing cops to her house, images of her stumbling all over the place pretty much every night, and reports of her throwing a glass at the head of her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, Lindsay needed something big to show the world that she is a squeaky clean celebrity who just gets bad press.
She did this:
I get it now! LiLo is just a misunderstood young artist who expresses her inner pain and torment by lashing out at the media and falling into cacti. Here I was thinking this whole time that she was a time bomb set to explode at any random moment (probably soon), but alas, I was wrong. Lohan is a genius. She has carefully orchestrated all of her bad press lately in order to ensure that the spotlight would always be on her, so that when she did this amazing photoshoot she could show the world that she is just as sweet and innocent as she was when she was young.
I applaud you, Lindsay Lohan.
Check out the video of her angelic photoshoot below.
Lindsay Lohan In Lingerie, Covered In Blood [Huffington Post]
For some unknown reason Mariah Carey thought it would be a good idea to go surfing with her three dogs down in Puerto Rico.
I don’t even know what to say but I think it’s hilarious that even her three dogs, JJ, Cha Chan and Dolomite, would jump off a surf board to get away from Mariah Carey.
source: Mariah Carey goes surfing with her dogs… but it’s a wipe-out for one pooch [Daily Mail]
Memphis police had been searching for a missing woman named Sony Millbrook for the past two months, and finally found her on March 15. In the motel room that she had been renting at the time of her death.
Millbrook had been staying at the Budget Lodge for about a week with her boyfriend and five children when she went missing. Since her “disappearance” the room that she had been staying in was rented five times and cleaned multiple times. Apparently the housekeeping staff does a fantastic job of cleaning the rooms.
Motel staff found the body after a guest complained about a foul odor coming from the room (finally!). Sony Millbrook’s body was tucked away inside the metal frame below the mattress and box spring.
Now police are considering this case a homicide and are questioning Millbrook’s boyfriend, LaKeith Moody.
How would you like to be one of the people that has stayed in that room? I mean, holy crap. Could you imagine taking a date there, because your wife was home and you couldn’t use the house? Yeah, you just cheated on your wife on top of a dead body. There is a special place in hell reserved for you.
Source: Memphis motel rented room containing missing mom’s body five times [USA Today]
A nine and a half minute monstrosity starring Lady Gaga and Beyonce has been unveiled today, and the sixth seal has officially broken. Little demons and gremlins are getting all hyped up for the pending invasion of the earth because of this steaming pile of crap. Thanks a lot, douchebags.
The video is for a song called Telephone, which is apt, because after a minute of it I was ready to beat myself to death with my Android. I sat through it, however, so that you don’t have to. If you’re a masochist though, check it out below. It’s… interesting. This video is NSFW, and pretty much not safe for anything else, either.
In the video, Lady Gaga (which I shall now shorten to just “Gag”) brings up the rumors of her penis – by having two bull dykes strip her down in a prison (called “Prison for Bitches”, I shit you not) and toss her in a cell before one states “I told you she didn’t have a dick.”
Ugh. You can’t unsee this, I promise you.
Later, Beyonce bails Gag out of said prison after borrowing the “Pussywagon” from Kill Bill. The two lovers run away to live happily ever after… but not before stopping by a diner to go batshit insane on the patrons inside. Because they can, and because Gag apparently does not have a penis.
Venus Williams was playing a tennis match at the Australian Open yesterday when she decided to go out wearing these flesh-colored shorts that make her look naked underneath her dress. Be warned these photos aren’t easy on the eyes.
Venus was playing against against Na Li when she went out on the court wearing these god awful clothes which caused quite a stir in the grounds.
She took to her twitter account to write, “I am wearing undershorts the same color as my skin, so it gives the slits in my dress the full effect”.
Lawd only knows why she would wear these pants and the lord is the only one who has any words to describe them because I am speechless right now. Oh and for the record, Venus Williams lost the match.
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source: Venus William in The Most Horrible Wardrobe Choice Known to Man [The Superficial]
If you’re a junkie in the New York area and you weren’t sure of how to inject dangerous drugs into your system, then let Michael Bloomberg show you the proper steps.
In a 16-page pamphlet, it offers tips and helpful hints on how to do drugs without dying. Lovely.
It’s chock-full of tips on getting clean needles and treating potential overdoses. I just have to wonder if they’re also including an RFID chip in these packets, so that they can bust those who are using.
