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In today’s weird news, a two year old boy was admitted to a hospital in Ibotirama, northern Brazil yesterday after complaining of pain. Doctors did some X-rays and were shocked at what they discovered.
Inside the toddler they discovered over 50 metal sewing needles that were apparently inserted into his body one by one. Doctors hope to remove most of the needles, including some that are in his lungs, but there are needles that are puncturing the child’s organs that can’t be removed.
The boy’s mother has said that she has no idea how the needles ended up in the toddler, but Brazilian police aren’t retarded, so they’ve opened an investigation anyway.
The boy’s father, Gessivaldo Alves, suggested that his son has been the victim of a black magic ritual, because the home of the mother and her husband allegedly contained items that could be used to do evil things. Evil things like sticking 50 damned needles into your child.
Now for the really odd part…
Dr. Luiz Cesar Soltoski told the Associated Press that there is no way the child could have swallowed the needles, stating:
“We think it could have only been by penetration because we found needles in the lung, the left leg and in different parts of the thorax. It couldn’t have been by ingestion.”
However, doctors have found no evidence of outside wounds on the child. None.
The boy is in intensive care, but appears to be improving since being admitted to the hospital.
source: Brazil toddler has 50 sewing needles inside body [Associated Press]
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Is Tim Burton looking to reprise Jack Nicholson’s excellent portrayal of The Joker in some super secret upcoming Batman remake? Melanie Griffith was out and about recently, and had this picture snapped while she was leaving a salon.
I would burn that salon to the ground.
source: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Celebslam]
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Hilary Duff has supposedly gotten the word “shine” tattooed on her hand. I say supposedly because there are no pictures of this retarded tattoo yet, so there is a chance that she really isn’t a moron.
Why would she do this, you ask? Hilary says:
“It’s just for me to look at and remember. I feel like it’s easy to lose your shine, to lose that special thing about yourself. When you get busy or you get tired and you feel like everything is fake or the world is against you, it’s important to keep your character and to let your light shine.”
So Hilary Duff claims that she got the word tattooed on her hand to remind her to always sparkle, but I think she got it because she secretly wants to be a twinkly Twilight shampire. She’s too old for Robert Pattinson, so maybe this is a way for her to have something in common with him?
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against tattoos at all. I myself am heavily tattooed. The difference is, I am a big unattractive dude that only goes out in public to visit the nearest bar and get sloshed while glaring at the people around me in an attempt to make friends. The tattoos help in this situation.
Actually, I may have just gotten an idea from Miss Duff. I think that I’m going to go get the word “drink” tattooed on my hand, so that when I’m sitting at a bar holding a beer and spot some easy looking barfly out of the corner of my eye, I simply have to look at my hand to remind me why I am there.
source: HILARY DUFF – DUFF’S NEW TATTOO REMINDS HER TO SHINE [Contact Music]
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In today’s WTF news…
A man in Parma, OH dressed in a Santa Claus suit tried to abduct a 12 year old girl earlier today, pretty much guaranteeing that future Christmas holidays will be nightmare inducing screamfests.
Anthony Russo, 46, was hiding in the bushes when he motioned for the 12 year old girl to come over to him. Since this is not 1954, the girl smartly kept walking, which apparently pissed Santa off.
Russo grabbed the young lass by the arm and tried to drag her away, but she broke free and ran to a local business for help. The brilliant (alleged) pedophile then decided that escaping on a city bus was a good idea, because he could blend in. In his Santa suit. Carrying a red sack that said “Merry Christmas” on it. Also carrying a large box of candy canes.
Oh, and a unicycle decorated with a big red bow.
source: Bad Santa Collared [The Smoking Gun]
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Tila Tequila is proving yet again that she’s pretty much a useless washed up “celebrity”, full of venom and nuttier than a Payday candy bar.
Today’s Tila craziness comes in the form of a long, barely literate rant that she posted on her blog, where she claims that Rihanna has herpes, and she is a fan of Chris Brown.
Rihanna was recently on a LA radio show called Big Boy and the Morning Show, and supposedly started bashing Tila. Rihanna stated:
“Oh, Tila Tequila! Hell yes. Same thing . I don’t like when people talk about me and don’t know me and don’t know what they’re sayin’ and sound stupid. I saw her [Tila] backstage at the AMA’s one year… [laughs] She was just standing there with a drink in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink she had a drink in her hand, whatever.”
Well, of course this made Tila Tequila’s overused vagina hurt, so she felt the need to spew forth some angry claims of her own, including gems such as:
“SO after I listed to Rihanna bad mouthing me, my first reaction was “WOW! WHAT A BITCH! AND A TOTAL LIAR! WOWWWW!’ … RiRi….babygirl….First of all, I have NEVER been to ANY AMA Award show….so why are you lying about that? However, I DO remember seeing you at the MTV MUSIC AWARDS, so maybe that’s the one you were talking about, but who knows, you probably don’t remember because you’re so full of yourself and always drunk so I don’t blame u for getting confused.”
Ok, so she answered the accusation. Good job. But did she let it drop there? Of course not, this is Tila Tequila’s crazy ass we’re talking about, after all.
She posted several pictures of Rihanna, supposedly drunk. (Click thumbails for larger images)
  
Tila then began dropping her “big secrets”:
“So here comes the good part. You want to get on my sh*tlist? Well congrats hunny, you have officially made it on my sh*tlist & this is what close sources has told me:
HIDDEN SECRETS REVEALED FROM INSIDE SOURCES: RIHANNA HAS HERPES!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGG!
Wow, I’m sorry girlfriend, but you were cool until u decided to open up your mouth about me so I have no choice. Everyone in the entertainment industry knows, you just do not f*ck with Tila Tequila and think you can get away with it! Even Perez Hilton knows that(that’s another inside story I have about him & myself, but I will post about that in another blog).
So everyone, yes…..I heard from legit sources, that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and….well……I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.”
Nice one, Tila. Stay classy.
Of course, the trailer trash demon that possesses Tila’s stained little soul wouldn’t let her stop there, either. She continued:
“NOTE TO CHRIS BROWN: I honestly think that you have paid your dues, and I’m definitely on TEAM CHRIS NOW! GO CHRIS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR COMEBACK AND I FULLY SUPPORT YOU! You have admitted to what you did, and apologized numerous times, You have learned from your mistakes and I think people should really leave that in the past now and let you do your thing. TEAM CHRIS! Love ya baby! And Im glad we squased that beef we had! Love ya!”
If you want to give yourself a headache, read the full rant here.
Why is Tila Tequila even famous? What talent does she possess? I’m pretty sure that Tila knows everyone who has herpes, since she invented STDs in her cesspool of a crotch.
source: Rihanna Has Herpes (Tila Tequila Claims) [Hollywood Dame]
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 Today seems to be a day full of sex related crimes and child abuse stories. Bizarre.
Anyway, in today’s “WTF” news, a 66 year old Northern Irish church elder named John William McConaghy was recently convicted of “indecently assaulting a child”, but his two-and-a-half year jail sentence was suspended because his giant fat ass means his health is at risk.
Because the world cares about a child molester’s health.
McConaghy’s victim, now 44, said that she was sexually assaulted from the time that she was 10 until she was 18, and the fat scumbag only quit all the touching of the no-no areas when she fought back and scratched his face.
The moral of this story is: if you decide to do something morally reprehensible and horrible to someone, make sure that you are a hugely obese waste of air first.
Then you’ll get a fine or something.
source: Sex abuse church elder McConaghy ‘too fat for jail’ [BBC News]
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In today’s “WTF” news, a Vietnamese man has been sleeping next to the corpse of his wife for nearly seven years, Vietnamnet reports.
The man, 55 year old Le Van, told the online newspaper that he used to lay on top of his wife’s grave nightly after her death in 2003, but became worried about sleeping in the rain.
So he dug a tunnel into her grave to sleep with her.
Le Van’s children soon found out that daddy was into some kinky sh-t, so they forbid him from using his tunnel o’ love anymore. Not one to be told what to do by a bunch of uppity youngsters, Le Van dug up his wife’s corpse, molded clay around her decaying body for that perky womanly shape, and brought it home.
The father of seven said that neighbors won’t come to his home anymore for some strange reason, and made this wonderfully apt statement:
“I’m a person that does things differently. I’m not like normal people.”
Really? I thought he was pretty much the epitome of normal.
Le Van and his youngest son both sleep with the corpse “for hugs” on a nightly basis.
I’ve decided that “for hugs” must be Vietnamese slang for “at least I don’t have to beg for anal now.”
source: Man dug up wife’s corpse and slept beside it for five years ‘for hugs’ [Scotsman]
images: [Vietnamnet]
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